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"Black. And in reply to not much room it's big enough to start of in then the bonnet is the next point of call. X" You do know winter has arrived. | |||
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"Black. And in reply to not much room it's big enough to start of in then the bonnet is the next point of call. X" Oh shame, I don't like black cars | |||
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"Sorry, I'm allergic to Audis " Love it (thumbs up emoji) | |||
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"Do you drive Hun. I'm happy to go in your car " Haha sorry I stopped having sex in cars around 1979! | |||
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"Why have you bought a girls car?" Coz I had 30,000 spear change in my pocket and thought I'd look good in a girls car. I bet u don't even drive. | |||
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"Why have you bought a girls car? Coz I had 30,000 spear change in my pocket and thought I'd look good in a girls car. I bet u don't even drive. " Only £30k? I won't suck a cock in anything less than £70k | |||
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"Why have you bought a girls car? Coz I had 30,000 spear change in my pocket and thought I'd look good in a girls car. I bet u don't even drive. " No one looks good in a girls car | |||
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"Black. And in reply to not much room it's big enough to start of in then the bonnet is the next point of call. X" See, no one in their right mind would go dogging in a black car, it would look like a zebra crossing in the morning.... | |||
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"I just brought a new TT and looking for a lady from north London or near London to have fun with in and on the car. Do lady's like that xxxx. " How old are you? | |||
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"Why have you bought a girls car? Coz I had 30,000 spear change in my pocket and thought I'd look good in a girls car. I bet u don't even drive. Only £30k? I won't suck a cock in anything less than £70k " Ooh high maintenance i like that. too high maintenance for my 3k Second hand fiesta | |||
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"Black. And in reply to not much room it's big enough to start of in then the bonnet is the next point of call. X" Bit cold outside to have sex on a car bonnet... If you did manage to find a woman cray enough to do it. remember she is shaking with excitement she is freezing cold | |||
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"Why have you bought a girls car? Coz I had 30,000 spear change in my pocket and thought I'd look good in a girls car. I bet u don't even drive. " Are you a hairdresser? | |||
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"I'm 32. " and you're nice? | |||
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"I'm 32. " Are you having a early mid-life crisis? X | |||
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"Why have you bought a girls car? Coz I had 30,000 spear change in my pocket and thought I'd look good in a girls car. I bet u don't even drive. Are you a hairdresser?" Hahaha | |||
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"Walk up,to the lady and exclaim "Audi pardner!" " Yussssss! | |||
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"Why have you bought a girls car? Coz I had 30,000 spear change in my pocket and thought I'd look good in a girls car. I bet u don't even drive. Are you a hairdresser? Hahaha" I thought he must be a hairdresser too! | |||
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"Am I allowed to eat McDonalds in it though!?!" There won't be much room to move to put burger in your mouth also I don't think there is a cup holder for your drink x | |||
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"Am I allowed to eat McDonalds in it though!?! There won't be much room to move to put burger in your mouth also I don't think there is a cup holder for your drink x" That's me out! | |||
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"I love it. A girls car and a hair dresser. We have our first fab comedian. Keep them coming. " Not the first fab comedian. There is quite a few funny people | |||
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"I'm 32. " ..and you think £30k is well spent on a squashed Beetle? | |||
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"Am I allowed to eat McDonalds in it though!?! There won't be much room to move to put burger in your mouth also I don't think there is a cup holder for your drink x That's me out! " My mate has a tt n my knees are almost at my chest it's that squashed lol. | |||
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"I just brought a new TT and looking for a lady from north London or near London to have fun with in and on the car. Do lady's like that xxxx. " At a guess you haven't impressed too many people. Maybe not turned out the way you expected? | |||
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"I just brought a new TT and looking for a lady from north London or near London to have fun with in and on the car. Do lady's like that xxxx. " Rather an old one | |||
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"Why have you bought a girls car?" Exactly my thought | |||
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"Am I allowed to eat McDonalds in it though!?! There won't be much room to move to put burger in your mouth also I don't think there is a cup holder for your drink x That's me out! My mate has a tt n my knees are almost at my chest it's that squashed lol. " Also they not that good for drive through because they so low lol you have to hang out window to talk in the speaker also when u collect or pay you either have to almost climb out winow or the cashier has to almost fall put window x | |||
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"This thread is class! Thank you OP " | |||
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"Am I allowed to eat McDonalds in it though!?! There won't be much room to move to put burger in your mouth also I don't think there is a cup holder for your drink x That's me out! My mate has a tt n my knees are almost at my chest it's that squashed lol. " My mate picked me up for a wedding in her Porsche. I asked how the fuck was I supposed to get in it, with my dodgy knees. She had to help me lower myself down into the seat. Stupid cars. | |||
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"I just brought a new TT and looking for a lady from north London or near London to have fun with in and on the car. Do lady's like that xxxx. " What time? | |||
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"I'm 32. ..and you think £30k is well spent on a squashed Beetle? " What a silly comment. You have no idea what money i have and what I'm about. 30k is not a lot of money and if I wanna buy a car I would. From the comments I'm reading not a lot of you have been in the new TT. Maybe you could goggle it b4 you right any other comments. | |||
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"Has it got heated seats? " I have massage seats in my car if it is any help | |||
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"Why have you bought a girls car? Coz I had 30,000 spear change in my pocket and thought I'd look good in a girls car. I bet u don't even drive. " oh its a look at my wallet thread. | |||
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"OP I feel sorry for you for starting this thread haha." I posted it for the banter. I love it. | |||
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"Anyone fancy giving me a handjob in my 1.0L Cinquecento?" Go on then | |||
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"Anyone fancy giving me a handjob in my 1.0L Cinquecento?" Only if it's the old style one!? | |||
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"OP I feel sorry for you for starting this thread haha. I posted it for the banter. I love it. " It's been funny hasn't it | |||
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"You have no idea what money i have and what I'm about. 30k is not a lot of money and if I wanna buy a car I would. " Harry Enfield's 'Loadsamoney' character seems like an odd choice for a persona on here. But I guess it's more original than many. | |||
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"Anyone fancy giving me a handjob in my 1.0L Cinquecento?" Can I wipe my hand on the seat after? | |||
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"I'm 32. ..and you think £30k is well spent on a squashed Beetle? What a silly comment. You have no idea what money i have and what I'm about. 30k is not a lot of money and if I wanna buy a car I would. From the comments I'm reading not a lot of you have been in the new TT. Maybe you could goggle it b4 you right any other comments. " To be honest flashing money around on here doesn't actually impress many people. | |||
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"OP I feel sorry for you for starting this thread haha. I posted it for the banter. I love it. " hahaha.. my Lexus convertible is better for going dogging in | |||
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"Why have you bought a girls car? Coz I had 30,000 spear change in my pocket and thought I'd look good in a girls car. I bet u don't even drive. Only £30k? I won't suck a cock in anything less than £70k " Well as you have offered..,. | |||
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"I'm 32. ..and you think £30k is well spent on a squashed Beetle? What a silly comment. You have no idea what money i have and what I'm about. 30k is not a lot of money and if I wanna buy a car I would. From the comments I'm reading not a lot of you have been in the new TT. Maybe you could goggle it b4 you right any other comments. " I think people are teasing you. Boys and their cars eh. | |||
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"I'm 32. ..and you think £30k is well spent on a squashed Beetle? What a silly comment. You have no idea what money i have and what I'm about. 30k is not a lot of money and if I wanna buy a car I would. From the comments I'm reading not a lot of you have been in the new TT. Maybe you could goggle it b4 you right any other comments. " £30k is a lot of money to me!! Almost 2 weeks salary! | |||
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"Why have you bought a girls car? Coz I had 30,000 spear change in my pocket and thought I'd look good in a girls car. I bet u don't even drive. Only £30k? I won't suck a cock in anything less than £70k " £70k you're so cheap! | |||
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"You have 30k and more to waste on cars etc, claim you're single and yet you do not accommodate?? Sorry but I personally find that odd." We also found that odd. | |||
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"You have no idea what money i have and what I'm about. 30k is not a lot of money and if I wanna buy a car I would. Harry Enfield's 'Loadsamoney' character seems like an odd choice for a persona on here. But I guess it's more original than many." You mean better than waving your big cock around? | |||
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"Why have you bought a girls car? Coz I had 30,000 spear change in my pocket and thought I'd look good in a girls car. I bet u don't even drive. Only £30k? I won't suck a cock in anything less than £70k £70k you're so cheap! " I didn't want to sound too uppity | |||
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"OP I feel sorry for you for starting this thread haha." I think the OP has his answer so it was worth it | |||
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"You have no idea what money i have and what I'm about. 30k is not a lot of money and if I wanna buy a car I would. Harry Enfield's 'Loadsamoney' character seems like an odd choice for a persona on here. But I guess it's more original than many. You mean better than waving your big cock around?" | |||
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"I'm 32. ..and you think £30k is well spent on a squashed Beetle? What a silly comment. You have no idea what money i have and what I'm about. 30k is not a lot of money and if I wanna buy a car I would. From the comments I'm reading not a lot of you have been in the new TT. Maybe you could goggle it b4 you right any other comments. " Sounds like your throwing teddy out the cot because you didn't get the response you wanted.... like a lot of 'single' guys. | |||
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"I've shagged in an Audi TT before... It was a bit cramped... No fat arse comments please! " I fucked in a Micra once. Now that was an accomplishment | |||
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"Why have you bought a girls car? Coz I had 30,000 spear change in my pocket and thought I'd look good in a girls car. I bet u don't even drive. " So you paid £30k for a vagina? Jeez | |||
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"Its not so much the car OP (Not my first choice for a car though) its the way you've used it in an attempt to get meets. Like 'look at me and my Audi TT'.. its a little cringey really but of course, that's just my opinion " | |||
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"You have 30k and more to waste on cars etc, claim you're single and yet you do not accommodate?? Sorry but I personally find that odd." Maybe he lives with his sugar daddy? | |||
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"I just brought a new TT and looking for a lady from north London or near London to have fun with in and on the car. Do lady's like that xxxx. " Surely you'd be better off having fun in your van as depicted in your profile pic? | |||
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"Why have you bought a girls car? Coz I had 30,000 spear change in my pocket and thought I'd look good in a girls car. I bet u don't even drive. Are you a hairdresser? Hahaha I thought he must be a hairdresser too! " Nah, my last male hairdresser drove a Porche! | |||
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"Anyone fancy giving me a handjob in my 1.0L Cinquecento?" I'm ready n waiting | |||
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"I've shagged in an Audi TT before... It was a bit cramped... No fat arse comments please! I fucked in a Micra once. Now that was an accomplishment " Bravo! I'm very impressed! | |||
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"Is now a good time to say I've never had sex in a car? " Never ever? | |||
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"Why have you bought a girls car? Coz I had 30,000 spear change in my pocket and thought I'd look good in a girls car. I bet u don't even drive. So you paid £30k for a vagina? Jeez " And there's not even any room for my 9 nugget meal! | |||
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"Is now a good time to say I've never had sex in a car? " You're not the only one kinky | |||
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"I've shagged in an Audi TT before... It was a bit cramped... No fat arse comments please! I fucked in a Micra once. Now that was an accomplishment Bravo! I'm very impressed! " Back in the day when I was flexible | |||
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"I'm 32. ..and you think £30k is well spent on a squashed Beetle? " Tell me bout it a nice romantic night in a posh hotel would be a better way to get a meet then a quick fuck in a muddy field over a car bonnet | |||
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"You have 30k and more to waste on cars etc, claim you're single and yet you do not accommodate?? Sorry but I personally find that odd." He might live in the car | |||
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"You have 30k and more to waste on cars etc, claim you're single and yet you do not accommodate?? Sorry but I personally find that odd." I don't accommodate coz I don't want people I don't know coming my house and knowing here I live. And I'm single coz like to have fun and I respect girls to much to fuck others when with some1. Does that answer ur msg | |||
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"Is now a good time to say I've never had sex in a car? " Unforgivable but it's overrated.... Then again I've only had hatchbacks | |||
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"You have 30k and more to waste on cars etc, claim you're single and yet you do not accommodate?? Sorry but I personally find that odd. Maybe he lives with his sugar daddy?" LOL maybe so . Wonder what a male sugar babe has to do for a 30k car?? | |||
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"Is now a good time to say I've never had sex in a car? " I have once a long time ago quite a squeeze in the old fiesta | |||
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"Is now a good time to say I've never had sex in a car? Never ever? " Never | |||
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"Why have you bought a girls car? Coz I had 30,000 spear change in my pocket and thought I'd look good in a girls car. I bet u don't even drive. Only £30k? I won't suck a cock in anything less than £70k £70k you're so cheap! I didn't want to sound too uppity " How dare you have high standards | |||
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"Anyone fancy giving me a handjob in my 1.0L Cinquecento?" Hehe, I wouldn't mind a snog in my Ford Fiesta! | |||
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"Is now a good time to say I've never had sex in a car? Never ever? Never " I've had sex on the bonnet of a Morgan kit car if that counts? | |||
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"Why have you bought a girls car? Coz I had 30,000 spear change in my pocket and thought I'd look good in a girls car. I bet u don't even drive. So you paid £30k for a vagina? Jeez And there's not even any room for my 9 nugget meal! " That's annoying! Can't even treat a lady to a bit of maccie d's. What has this world come to! | |||
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"Its not so much the car OP (Not my first choice for a car though) its the way you've used it in an attempt to get meets. Like 'look at me and my Audi TT'.. its a little cringey really but of course, that's just my opinion " Any girls want some fun in my Reliant Robin? Loads of room! LOL. | |||
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"Anyone fancy giving me a handjob in my 1.0L Cinquecento? Hehe, I wouldn't mind a snog in my Ford Fiesta! " Mine or yours | |||
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"Why have you bought a girls car? Coz I had 30,000 spear change in my pocket and thought I'd look good in a girls car. I bet u don't even drive. Only £30k? I won't suck a cock in anything less than £70k £70k you're so cheap! I didn't want to sound too uppity How dare you have high standards " It's what I'm used to | |||
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"Black. And in reply to not much room it's big enough to start of in then the bonnet is the next point of call. X" Oooh you make it sound like so much fun!... When its Baltic... With frost on the roofs of cars at the moment... | |||
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"My first fab social was in a 160k part armour plated Mercedes AMG - do I win the thread?? " I'll give you it. Was it the Pope mobile? | |||
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"Why have you bought a girls car? Coz I had 30,000 spear change in my pocket and thought I'd look good in a girls car. I bet u don't even drive. So you paid £30k for a vagina? Jeez And there's not even any room for my 9 nugget meal! That's annoying! Can't even treat a lady to a bit of maccie d's. What has this world come to! " Could always eat in? | |||
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"You have 30k and more to waste on cars etc, claim you're single and yet you do not accommodate?? Sorry but I personally find that odd. I don't accommodate coz I don't want people I don't know coming my house and knowing here I live. And I'm single coz like to have fun and I respect girls to much to fuck others when with some1. Does that answer ur msg" No! All I'm seeing is you like disrespecting women. They aren't deemed good enough to invite into your bed, but it's OK to fuck them in the cold , dark, dirty outside on your little car? Right OK! lol | |||
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"My first fab social was in a 160k part armour plated Mercedes AMG - do I win the thread?? " They needed to reinforce the car to cope with your....!!? | |||
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"Why do some blokes think it's a turn on to talk about what car they have??Isn't that what people did when they were like 17 driving a Vauxhall Nova with a fat exhaust?! It's the biggest turn off ever!! And sorry I agree it's a girls car, Audi tried to get me to buy one telling me it's the perfect girls car. men driving TT's is a big no from me!" Nova's! Reminds me of this these days https://youtu.be/BtmqcGsuf0U | |||
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"My first fab social was in a 160k part armour plated Mercedes AMG - do I win the thread?? I'll give you it. Was it the Pope mobile?" Film star's close protection - shhhh! | |||
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"My first fab social was in a 160k part armour plated Mercedes AMG - do I win the thread?? They needed to reinforce the car to cope with your....!!?" You better be thinking tits | |||
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"I just brought a new TT and looking for a lady from north London or near London to have fun with in and on the car. Do lady's like that xxxx. " https://youtu.be/MXzaVOk_Ydk | |||
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"My first fab social was in a 160k part armour plated Mercedes AMG - do I win the thread?? " I would have sex with that car... | |||
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"You have 30k and more to waste on cars etc, claim you're single and yet you do not accommodate?? Sorry but I personally find that odd. I don't accommodate coz I don't want people I don't know coming my house and knowing here I live. And I'm single coz like to have fun and I respect girls to much to fuck others when with some1. Does that answer ur msg No! All I'm seeing is you like disrespecting women. They aren't deemed good enough to invite into your bed, but it's OK to fuck them in the cold , dark, dirty outside on your little car? Right OK! lol" Really? | |||
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"My first fab social was in a 160k part armour plated Mercedes AMG - do I win the thread?? I'll give you it. Was it the Pope mobile? Film star's close protection - shhhh! " Kevin Costner!! | |||
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"You have 30k and more to waste on cars etc, claim you're single and yet you do not accommodate?? Sorry but I personally find that odd. I don't accommodate coz I don't want people I don't know coming my house and knowing here I live. And I'm single coz like to have fun and I respect girls to much to fuck others when with some1. Does that answer ur msg No! All I'm seeing is you like disrespecting women. They aren't deemed good enough to invite into your bed, but it's OK to fuck them in the cold , dark, dirty outside on your little car? Right OK! lol" | |||
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"Just admit you're full of shit op. The holes getting deeper round about you " | |||
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"You have 30k and more to waste on cars etc, claim you're single and yet you do not accommodate?? Sorry but I personally find that odd. I don't accommodate coz I don't want people I don't know coming my house and knowing here I live. And I'm single coz like to have fun and I respect girls to much to fuck others when with some1. Does that answer ur msg No! All I'm seeing is you like disrespecting women. They aren't deemed good enough to invite into your bed, but it's OK to fuck them in the cold , dark, dirty outside on your little car? Right OK! lol " With so much money to waste on a tiny car surly he could afford a nice hotel instead x | |||
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"Black. And in reply to not much room it's big enough to start of in then the bonnet is the next point of call. X" In this weather? Have you got a travel rug? | |||
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"Meh, at least he has a car, best I could offer is a fumble on the back seat of the bus. I'd buy the ladies ticket though, I'm a gentleman you know " Plenty of room on back sear of a bus | |||
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"Its not so much the car OP (Not my first choice for a car though) its the way you've used it in an attempt to get meets. Like 'look at me and my Audi TT'.. its a little cringey really but of course, that's just my opinion " haha it doesn't seem to be just your opinion... | |||
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"I just brought a new TT and looking for a lady from north London or near London to have fun with in and on the car. Do lady's like that xxxx. " Thanks very much for raising the bar OP. Fecker. I'm going to px my van in the morning. #seriousupgradeneeded | |||
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"Why have you bought a girls car? Coz I had 30,000 spear change in my pocket and thought I'd look good in a girls car. I bet u don't even drive. " Spear change? That come with a fish? | |||
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"I just brought a new TT and looking for a lady from north London or near London to have fun with in and on the car. Do lady's like that xxxx. " You should have just put up a cock pic | |||
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"I just brought a new TT and looking for a lady from north London or near London to have fun with in and on the car. Do lady's like that xxxx. https://youtu.be/MXzaVOk_Ydk" | |||
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"Actually.... MY daily driver is a £350,000 V8 turbocharged Mercedes Benz with just 3 doors...... But there's a very good reason why I don't brag about it and why you, sir, shouldn't be bragging about your TT." I love our 2000 scoobie classic , with de-cat exhust, turbo up grade, re-mapped. Currently pushing 380hp also has such a little sweet purr and chatter n sounds great going pop with flames out exhust lol x | |||
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"Ill stick with my fiesta less dramas and cheaper to run means more money for other luxuries like hotel rooms or dinners" My thoughts exactly! | |||
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"Actually.... MY daily driver is a £350,000 V8 turbocharged Mercedes Benz with just 3 doors...... But there's a very good reason why I don't brag about it and why you, sir, shouldn't be bragging about your TT. I love our 2000 scoobie classic , with de-cat exhust, turbo up grade, re-mapped. Currently pushing 380hp also has such a little sweet purr and chatter n sounds great going pop with flames out exhust lol x" Nice wheels | |||
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"Actually.... MY daily driver is a £350,000 V8 turbocharged Mercedes Benz with just 3 doors...... But there's a very good reason why I don't brag about it and why you, sir, shouldn't be bragging about your TT." Because you don't want to get goo on the leather I'm guessing | |||
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"Actually.... MY daily driver is a £350,000 V8 turbocharged Mercedes Benz with just 3 doors...... But there's a very good reason why I don't brag about it and why you, sir, shouldn't be bragging about your TT. I love our 2000 scoobie classic , with de-cat exhust, turbo up grade, re-mapped. Currently pushing 380hp also has such a little sweet purr and chatter n sounds great going pop with flames out exhust lol x Nice wheels " Unfortunately I'm not allowed to drive it lol its my boyfriends x | |||
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"Why have you bought a girls car? Coz I had 30,000 spear change in my pocket and thought I'd look good in a girls car. I bet u don't even drive. Only £30k? I won't suck a cock in anything less than £70k " Hmm, just spent 5000 on an old van, it has curtains, a well stocked bar, a double bed, and heating... dies that trump a TT in November | |||
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"You have 30k and more to waste on cars etc, claim you're single and yet you do not accommodate?? Sorry but I personally find that odd. I don't accommodate coz I don't want people I don't know coming my house and knowing here I live. And I'm single coz like to have fun and I respect girls to much to fuck others when with some1. Does that answer ur msg" Hope you kept a few hundred back for some English lessons at the local college. Dare I say that a decent grasp of the language may impress the ladies of fab more than a mid life crisis purchase | |||
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"Why have you bought a girls car? Coz I had 30,000 spear change in my pocket and thought I'd look good in a girls car. I bet u don't even drive. Only £30k? I won't suck a cock in anything less than £70k Hmm, just spent 5000 on an old van, it has curtains, a well stocked bar, a double bed, and heating... dies that trump a TT in November " Sounds much better than tt lol x | |||
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"Actually.... MY daily driver is a £350,000 V8 turbocharged Mercedes Benz with just 3 doors...... But there's a very good reason why I don't brag about it and why you, sir, shouldn't be bragging about your TT. I love our 2000 scoobie classic , with de-cat exhust, turbo up grade, re-mapped. Currently pushing 380hp also has such a little sweet purr and chatter n sounds great going pop with flames out exhust lol x Nice wheels Unfortunately I'm not allowed to drive it lol its my boyfriends x" Unlucky at least you get to rude in it | |||
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"i did enough car sex to last me a lifetime when i was younger..ive graduated to dungeons. There's a course? " of course, its called my life..biography called sexual adventures and deviance coming out shortly | |||
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"Actually.... MY daily driver is a £350,000 V8 turbocharged Mercedes Benz with just 3 doors...... But there's a very good reason why I don't brag about it and why you, sir, shouldn't be bragging about your TT. I love our 2000 scoobie classic , with de-cat exhust, turbo up grade, re-mapped. Currently pushing 380hp also has such a little sweet purr and chatter n sounds great going pop with flames out exhust lol x Nice wheels Unfortunately I'm not allowed to drive it lol its my boyfriends x Unlucky at least you get to rude in it" Better still ride | |||
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"i did enough car sex to last me a lifetime when i was younger..ive graduated to dungeons. There's a course? of course, its called my life..biography called sexual adventures and deviance coming out shortly " Signed copy?? | |||
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"i did enough car sex to last me a lifetime when i was younger..ive graduated to dungeons. There's a course? of course, its called my life..biography called sexual adventures and deviance coming out shortly Signed copy?? you want training? " Maybe a brief insight | |||
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"Why have you bought a girls car? Coz I had 30,000 spear change in my pocket and thought I'd look good in a girls car. I bet u don't even drive. Only £30k? I won't suck a cock in anything less than £70k Hmm, just spent 5000 on an old van, it has curtains, a well stocked bar, a double bed, and heating... dies that trump a TT in November " What kind of curtains? | |||
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"Why have you bought a girls car? Coz I had 30,000 spear change in my pocket and thought I'd look good in a girls car. I bet u don't even drive. Only £30k? I won't suck a cock in anything less than £70k Hmm, just spent 5000 on an old van, it has curtains, a well stocked bar, a double bed, and heating... dies that trump a TT in November What kind of curtains? " Opening and closing ones I hope | |||
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"i did enough car sex to last me a lifetime when i was younger..ive graduated to dungeons. There's a course? of course, its called my life..biography called sexual adventures and deviance coming out shortly Signed copy?? you want training? Maybe a brief insight " nah, i only do mid to long term initiations x | |||
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"Actually.... MY daily driver is a £350,000 V8 turbocharged Mercedes Benz with just 3 doors...... But there's a very good reason why I don't brag about it and why you, sir, shouldn't be bragging about your TT. I love our 2000 scoobie classic , with de-cat exhust, turbo up grade, re-mapped. Currently pushing 380hp also has such a little sweet purr and chatter n sounds great going pop with flames out exhust lol x Nice wheels Unfortunately I'm not allowed to drive it lol its my boyfriends x Unlucky at least you get to rude in it Yep every day lol n never get bored of it x" Happy days id love a scooby at some point, but for how ill make do with my tdci lol though id does shift a bit | |||
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"i did enough car sex to last me a lifetime when i was younger..ive graduated to dungeons. There's a course? of course, its called my life..biography called sexual adventures and deviance coming out shortly Signed copy?? you want training? Maybe a brief insight nah, i only do mid to long term initiations x" Seems i may be spoken into it then x | |||
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"Actually.... MY daily driver is a £350,000 V8 turbocharged Mercedes Benz with just 3 doors...... But there's a very good reason why I don't brag about it and why you, sir, shouldn't be bragging about your TT. Because you don't want to get goo on the leather I'm guessing " Well, it DOES have leather upholstery... but that is where the problems start.... leather upholstery on all 49 of it's seats, in all 52feet of it's length. So that's why I don't brag... it's a bus. But hell, the V8 sounds way better than that pathetic little screaming 5 pot when driving flat out through tunnels | |||
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"You have 30k and more to waste on cars etc, claim you're single and yet you do not accommodate?? Sorry but I personally find that odd. I don't accommodate coz I don't want people I don't know coming my house and knowing here I live. And I'm single coz like to have fun and I respect girls to much to fuck others when with some1. Does that answer ur msg Hope you kept a few hundred back for some English lessons at the local college. Dare I say that a decent grasp of the language may impress the ladies of fab more than a mid life crisis purchase" | |||
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"i did enough car sex to last me a lifetime when i was younger..ive graduated to dungeons. There's a course? of course, its called my life..biography called sexual adventures and deviance coming out shortly " I like a good read! | |||
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"Actually.... MY daily driver is a £350,000 V8 turbocharged Mercedes Benz with just 3 doors...... But there's a very good reason why I don't brag about it and why you, sir, shouldn't be bragging about your TT. I love our 2000 scoobie classic , with de-cat exhust, turbo up grade, re-mapped. Currently pushing 380hp also has such a little sweet purr and chatter n sounds great going pop with flames out exhust lol x Nice wheels Unfortunately I'm not allowed to drive it lol its my boyfriends x Unlucky at least you get to rude in it Yep every day lol n never get bored of it x Happy days id love a scooby at some point, but for how ill make do with my tdci lol though id does shift a bit" We go to different scoobie meets it's great being in middle of a scoobie convey going down motoway or down country roads. Also go to drag strips so we can open them up to the max also go to silver stone to race on tracks. X | |||
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"I had a bet tonight that if I get more then 150 comments I get a bj. So come up with this. Love it. Hahahahahaha. So yes I did use my new TT and it worked. One happy ending for me. Xxxxx thanks. " Haha! Nice try | |||
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"I had a bet tonight that if I get more then 150 comments I get a bj. So come up with this. Love it. Hahahahahaha. So yes I did use my new TT and it worked. One happy ending for me. Xxxxx thanks. " Such wonderful command of the English language | |||
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"I had a bet tonight that if I get more then 150 comments I get a bj. So come up with this. Love it. Hahahahahaha. So yes I did use my new TT and it worked. One happy ending for me. Xxxxx thanks. " That's probably 1 of the most unbelievable things I've heard lol. | |||
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"I had a bet tonight that if I get more then 150 comments I get a bj. So come up with this. Love it. Hahahahahaha. So yes I did use my new TT and it worked. One happy ending for me. Xxxxx thanks." Yeah right, that's why you were still posting after reply 150... | |||
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"You have 30k and more to waste on cars etc, claim you're single and yet you do not accommodate?? Sorry but I personally find that odd. I don't accommodate coz I don't want people I don't know coming my house and knowing here I live. And I'm single coz like to have fun and I respect girls to much to fuck others when with some1. Does that answer ur msg" You don't want people knowing where you life but it's acceptable and ok for you to know where others live???? | |||
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