FabSwingers.com forum: Davina McCall

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why the fuck does she has to scream all the time ?

A pain in the arse or what ?

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By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Yes, a pain in the arse could cause her to scream all the time, or at least whimper a little bit...

Not a fan then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ffs who woulda thought that Karlys bf is an international buiz guy huh ffs see the dish he waved in front of camera thats it he gets booted he'll need body guards flashing that around LOL bet his lass gets evicted lmao cmon peeps get her out hahaha

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over a year ago

Davina McCall?

Don't care if she shouts I think shes gooorrrrgeous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ya like Davina myself !,Bb looking more interesting now that is if sweet Davina was in it more they should include her in next celebrity edition

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is something very sexy about davina. She isnt classicly beutiful but she is very ver ysexy. I'd love to rodger her senseless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is something very sexy about davina. She isnt classicly beutiful but she is very ver ysexy. I'd love to rodger her senseless

twos up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neither of us would kick her outta bed for farting!!!

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

"Neither of us would kick her outta bed for farting!!!

Fair's fair if she farts you have gotta kick her out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Neither of us would kick her outta bed for farting!!!

Fair's fair if she farts you have gotta kick her out

or stick her head under the duvet and trap her in there with it!

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

"Neither of us would kick her outta bed for farting!!!

Fair's fair if she farts you have gotta kick her out

or stick her head under the duvet and trap her in there with it!"

Oooo dutch oven! Nasty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Neither of us would kick her outta bed for farting!!!

Fair's fair if she farts you have gotta kick her out

or stick her head under the duvet and trap her in there with it!

Oooo dutch oven! Nasty

only for the recipient...hysterically funny for the other person lol

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

"Neither of us would kick her outta bed for farting!!!

Fair's fair if she farts you have gotta kick her out

or stick her head under the duvet and trap her in there with it!

Oooo dutch oven! Nasty

only for the recipient...hysterically funny for the other person lol"

Not if she dies from asphyxiation.

Dead brunette in bed aint cool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Neither of us would kick her outta bed for farting!!!

Fair's fair if she farts you have gotta kick her out

or stick her head under the duvet and trap her in there with it!

Oooo dutch oven! Nasty

only for the recipient...hysterically funny for the other person lol

Not if she dies from asphyxiation.

Dead brunette in bed aint cool

Not straight away, but they cool down quicker if you take the duvet off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Neither of us would kick her outta bed for farting!!!

Fair's fair if she farts you have gotta kick her out

or stick her head under the duvet and trap her in there with it!

Oooo dutch oven! Nasty

only for the recipient...hysterically funny for the other person lol

Not if she dies from asphyxiation.

Dead brunette in bed aint cool

wouldnt it be classed as suicide...or maybe assisted suicide...it was her fart after all!

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

"Neither of us would kick her outta bed for farting!!!

Fair's fair if she farts you have gotta kick her out

or stick her head under the duvet and trap her in there with it!

Oooo dutch oven! Nasty

only for the recipient...hysterically funny for the other person lol

Not if she dies from asphyxiation.

Dead brunette in bed aint cool

wouldnt it be classed as suicide...or maybe assisted suicide...it was her fart after all!"

Well you can only do that in Switzerland.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Neither of us would kick her outta bed for farting!!!

Fair's fair if she farts you have gotta kick her out

or stick her head under the duvet and trap her in there with it!

Oooo dutch oven! Nasty

only for the recipient...hysterically funny for the other person lol

Not if she dies from asphyxiation.

Dead brunette in bed aint cool

wouldnt it be classed as suicide...or maybe assisted suicide...it was her fart after all!

Well you can only do that in Switzerland."

damn....well go with the sucide plea then.

She farted, then threw herself under my duvet, your honour. I tried to save her, but alas...sob sob.....not guilty verdict.

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

"Neither of us would kick her outta bed for farting!!!

Fair's fair if she farts you have gotta kick her out

or stick her head under the duvet and trap her in there with it!

Oooo dutch oven! Nasty

only for the recipient...hysterically funny for the other person lol

Not if she dies from asphyxiation.

Dead brunette in bed aint cool

wouldnt it be classed as suicide...or maybe assisted suicide...it was her fart after all!

Well you can only do that in Switzerland.

damn....well go with the sucide plea then.

She farted, then threw herself under my duvet, your honour. I tried to save her, but alas...sob sob.....not guilty verdict."

How would you dispose of said corpse once called Davina ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Neither of us would kick her outta bed for farting!!!

Fair's fair if she farts you have gotta kick her out

or stick her head under the duvet and trap her in there with it!

Oooo dutch oven! Nasty

only for the recipient...hysterically funny for the other person lol

Not if she dies from asphyxiation.

Dead brunette in bed aint cool

wouldnt it be classed as suicide...or maybe assisted suicide...it was her fart after all!

Well you can only do that in Switzerland.

damn....well go with the sucide plea then.

She farted, then threw herself under my duvet, your honour. I tried to save her, but alas...sob sob.....not guilty verdict.

How would you dispose of said corpse once called Davina ??"

mrs miggins????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Neither of us would kick her outta bed for farting!!!

Fair's fair if she farts you have gotta kick her out

or stick her head under the duvet and trap her in there with it!

Oooo dutch oven! Nasty

only for the recipient...hysterically funny for the other person lol

Not if she dies from asphyxiation.

Dead brunette in bed aint cool

wouldnt it be classed as suicide...or maybe assisted suicide...it was her fart after all!

Well you can only do that in Switzerland.

damn....well go with the sucide plea then.

She farted, then threw herself under my duvet, your honour. I tried to save her, but alas...sob sob.....not guilty verdict.

How would you dispose of said corpse once called Davina ??

mrs miggins????"

Mmmmmmm, Pie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

meat and potato????

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

"Neither of us would kick her outta bed for farting!!!

Fair's fair if she farts you have gotta kick her out

or stick her head under the duvet and trap her in there with it!

Oooo dutch oven! Nasty

only for the recipient...hysterically funny for the other person lol

Not if she dies from asphyxiation.

Dead brunette in bed aint cool

wouldnt it be classed as suicide...or maybe assisted suicide...it was her fart after all!

Well you can only do that in Switzerland.

damn....well go with the sucide plea then.

She farted, then threw herself under my duvet, your honour. I tried to save her, but alas...sob sob.....not guilty verdict.

How would you dispose of said corpse once called Davina ??

mrs miggins????

Mmmmmmm, Pie"

Oi said davina is not moving! We are talking deceased pie here!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Neither of us would kick her outta bed for farting!!!

Fair's fair if she farts you have gotta kick her out

or stick her head under the duvet and trap her in there with it!

Oooo dutch oven! Nasty

only for the recipient...hysterically funny for the other person lol

Not if she dies from asphyxiation.

Dead brunette in bed aint cool

wouldnt it be classed as suicide...or maybe assisted suicide...it was her fart after all!

Well you can only do that in Switzerland.

damn....well go with the sucide plea then.

She farted, then threw herself under my duvet, your honour. I tried to save her, but alas...sob sob.....not guilty verdict.

How would you dispose of said corpse once called Davina ??

mrs miggins????

Mmmmmmm, Pie

Oi said davina is not moving! We are talking deceased pie here!!!!!"

if she is still warm, or twitiching, it is fine!

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

"Neither of us would kick her outta bed for farting!!!

Fair's fair if she farts you have gotta kick her out

or stick her head under the duvet and trap her in there with it!

Oooo dutch oven! Nasty

only for the recipient...hysterically funny for the other person lol

Not if she dies from asphyxiation.

Dead brunette in bed aint cool

wouldnt it be classed as suicide...or maybe assisted suicide...it was her fart after all!

Well you can only do that in Switzerland.

damn....well go with the sucide plea then.

She farted, then threw herself under my duvet, your honour. I tried to save her, but alas...sob sob.....not guilty verdict.

How would you dispose of said corpse once called Davina ??

mrs miggins????

Mmmmmmm, Pie

Oi said davina is not moving! We are talking deceased pie here!!!!!

if she is still warm, or twitiching, it is fine!"

Ooooer *retches in bucket* not my bag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Neither of us would kick her outta bed for farting!!!

Fair's fair if she farts you have gotta kick her out

or stick her head under the duvet and trap her in there with it!

Oooo dutch oven! Nasty

only for the recipient...hysterically funny for the other person lol

Not if she dies from asphyxiation.

Dead brunette in bed aint cool

wouldnt it be classed as suicide...or maybe assisted suicide...it was her fart after all!

Well you can only do that in Switzerland.

damn....well go with the sucide plea then.

She farted, then threw herself under my duvet, your honour. I tried to save her, but alas...sob sob.....not guilty verdict.

How would you dispose of said corpse once called Davina ??

mrs miggins????

Mmmmmmm, Pie

Oi said davina is not moving! We are talking deceased pie here!!!!!

if she is still warm, or twitiching, it is fine!

Ooooer *retches in bucket* not my bag

totally agree there especially if its a designer bag....imagine the mess

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

"Neither of us would kick her outta bed for farting!!!

Fair's fair if she farts you have gotta kick her out

or stick her head under the duvet and trap her in there with it!

Oooo dutch oven! Nasty

only for the recipient...hysterically funny for the other person lol

Not if she dies from asphyxiation.

Dead brunette in bed aint cool

wouldnt it be classed as suicide...or maybe assisted suicide...it was her fart after all!

Well you can only do that in Switzerland.

damn....well go with the sucide plea then.

She farted, then threw herself under my duvet, your honour. I tried to save her, but alas...sob sob.....not guilty verdict.

How would you dispose of said corpse once called Davina ??

mrs miggins????

Mmmmmmm, Pie

Oi said davina is not moving! We are talking deceased pie here!!!!!

if she is still warm, or twitiching, it is fine!

Ooooer *retches in bucket* not my bag

totally agree there especially if its a designer bag....imagine the mess"

Netto bag as im not posh

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

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"Davina McCall?

Don't care if she shouts I think shes gooorrrrgeous

cant fault you hun mmmmmmmmmm ...now you and her together is the stuff of dreams lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Davina McCall?

Don't care if she shouts I think shes gooorrrrgeous

cant fault you hun mmmmmmmmmm ...now you and her together is the stuff of dreams lol

ah ffs pd and there was me thinking you only dreamt of me

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"Davina McCall?

Don't care if she shouts I think shes gooorrrrgeous

cant fault you hun mmmmmmmmmm ...now you and her together is the stuff of dreams lol

Funnily enough I know someone who is the image of her..........Im working on it

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

"Davina McCall?

Don't care if she shouts I think shes gooorrrrgeous

cant fault you hun mmmmmmmmmm ...now you and her together is the stuff of dreams lol

Funnily enough I know someone who is the image of her..........Im working on it

Dawn French???

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over a year ago

"Davina McCall?

Don't care if she shouts I think shes gooorrrrgeous

cant fault you hun mmmmmmmmmm ...now you and her together is the stuff of dreams lol

Funnily enough I know someone who is the image of her..........Im working on it

Dawn French???"

Shes gorgeous as well so I would'nt mind either of them

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"Davina McCall?

Don't care if she shouts I think shes gooorrrrgeous

cant fault you hun mmmmmmmmmm ...now you and her together is the stuff of dreams lol

Funnily enough I know someone who is the image of her..........Im working on it

Dawn French???

Shes gorgeous as well so I would'nt mind either of them

wooof woof ...your such a tease these days ......!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shes well irritating n talentless..shud b banned from tv!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"shes well irritating n talentless..shud b banned from tv!

Here! here! At last somebody kinda agrees with me

I just cannot understand why she feels the need to shout and screech all the time

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over a year ago

"shes well irritating n talentless..shud b banned from tv!

Here! here! At last somebody kinda agrees with me

I just cannot understand why she feels the need to shout and screech all the time

RAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I dunno either

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"shes well irritating n talentless..shud b banned from tv!

Here! here! At last somebody kinda agrees with me

I just cannot understand why she feels the need to shout and screech all the time

RAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I dunno either

Loll, you 'sound' just like her, dont get me wrong here, I'd still give her one, provided she only screamed at the proper time

and kept her gob shut the rest of the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never heard it before roger her lmfao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Davina McCall?

Don't care if she shouts I think shes gooorrrrgeous

tottaly agree shes sexyyyyyyy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why the fuck does she has to scream all the time ?

A pain in the arse or what ?

I'd seriously love to nail her though.... Is she just plain horny or what!

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