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"need someone to come straighten my hair, have pulled muscle in neck and shoulder, im in pain, and painkillers not working, finding it difficult to do hair. "me me me me  | |||
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"Ive booked my flight! x" ya can come do mine if ya wants xx | |||
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"Ive booked my flight! x ya can come do mine if ya wants xx "I'll polish your head with my boobs if you want! x | |||
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"Ive booked my flight! x ya can come do mine if ya wants xx
I'll polish your head with my boobs if you want! x"happy days ...sits waiting xx  | |||
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"Ive booked my flight! x ya can come do mine if ya wants xx
I'll polish your head with my boobs if you want! x
happy days ...sits waiting xx "can i be your chair | |||
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"Ive booked my flight! x ya can come do mine if ya wants xx
I'll polish your head with my boobs if you want! x
happy days ...sits waiting xx can i be your chair"are you a comfy chair
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"Ive booked my flight! x ya can come do mine if ya wants xx
I'll polish your head with my boobs if you want! x
happy days ...sits waiting xx can i be your chair
are you a comfy chair
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"Ive booked my flight! x ya can come do mine if ya wants xx
I'll polish your head with my boobs if you want! x
happy days ...sits waiting xx can i be your chair
are you a comfy chair
Yes but you have to wiggle to get it comfy "oh i can wiggle | |||
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"Ive booked my flight! x ya can come do mine if ya wants xx
I'll polish your head with my boobs if you want! x
happy days ...sits waiting xx can i be your chair
are you a comfy chair
Yes but you have to wiggle to get it comfy
oh i can wiggle "then lets get comfy  | |||
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"Ive booked my flight! x ya can come do mine if ya wants xx
I'll polish your head with my boobs if you want! x
happy days ...sits waiting xx can i be your chair
are you a comfy chair
Yes but you have to wiggle to get it comfy
oh i can wiggle then lets get comfy "woo hooo ....now all i need is HB to arrive | |||
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"Ive booked my flight! x ya can come do mine if ya wants xx
I'll polish your head with my boobs if you want! x
happy days ...sits waiting xx can i be your chair
are you a comfy chair
Yes but you have to wiggle to get it comfy
oh i can wiggle then lets get comfy
woo hooo ....now all i need is HB to arrive "you called!!!! | |||
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"Ive booked my flight! x ya can come do mine if ya wants xx
I'll polish your head with my boobs if you want! x
happy days ...sits waiting xx can i be your chair
are you a comfy chair
Yes but you have to wiggle to get it comfy
oh i can wiggle then lets get comfy
woo hooo ....now all i need is HB to arrive
you called!!!!"i did .. you not on that flight yet | |||
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"Ive booked my flight! x ya can come do mine if ya wants xx
I'll polish your head with my boobs if you want! x
happy days ...sits waiting xx can i be your chair
are you a comfy chair
Yes but you have to wiggle to get it comfy
oh i can wiggle then lets get comfy
woo hooo ....now all i need is HB to arrive
you called!!!!"and bring some danishs please | |||
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" coming by car. "wow is that what they call Auto sex. | |||
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"Booking the trip right now... but coming by car. "put your foot down lol  | |||
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"Booking the trip right now... but coming by car.
put your foot down lol "I m picking up HB.. dint she tell ya? And she aint bloody ready yet.. still doing her lashes... | |||
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" coming by car.
wow is that what they call Auto sex. "pmsl | |||
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"Booking the trip right now... but coming by car.
put your foot down lol
I m picking up HB.. dint she tell ya? And she aint bloody ready yet.. still doing her lashes..."tell HB to do lashes in car | |||
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"Do we need my car for the Champagne?" no no no drinking until you reach this destination lol | |||
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"Do we need my car for the Champagne? no no no drinking until you reach this destination lol "Petillante is a good navigator... except she can get side tracked...;-) | |||
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"Do we need my car for the Champagne? no no no drinking until you reach this destination lol
Petillante is a good navigator... except she can get side tracked...;-)"just stick some blinkers on, and all will be fine | |||
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"Do we need my car for the Champagne? no no no drinking until you reach this destination lol "I don't drink and drive....... you spill it | |||
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"Do we need my car for the Champagne? no no no drinking until you reach this destination lol
Petillante is a good navigator... except she can get side tracked...;-)
just stick some blinkers on, and all will be fine "which part of _etillante do you want me to put the stickers on as she has curves in all the right places... | |||
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"Can I have first lick? " of whom or what? | |||
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"Can I have first lick? of whom or what? "sorry - got distracted with CoA's bum!! | |||
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"Can I have first lick? of whom or what?
sorry - got distracted with CoA's bum!!"damn i knew that bum would get me in trouble | |||
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"Can I have first lick? of whom or what?
sorry - got distracted with CoA's bum!!"and yours isn't a distraction | |||
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"Can I have first lick? of whom or what?
sorry - got distracted with CoA's bum!!
damn i knew that bum would get me in trouble "So......can I? | |||
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"Can I have first lick? of whom or what?
sorry - got distracted with CoA's bum!!
damn i knew that bum would get me in trouble
So......can I? "Of course you can, you can just about do anything you like...
Err what was it that you wanted to do and with whom? | |||
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"Can I have first lick? of whom or what?
sorry - got distracted with CoA's bum!!
damn i knew that bum would get me in trouble
So......can I?
Of course you can, you can just about do anything you like...
Err what was it that you wanted to do and with whom? "Well, I want 1st lick of CoA's bum and now your boobs are a distraction so 1st lick of those too please | |||
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"Can I have first lick? of whom or what?
sorry - got distracted with CoA's bum!!
damn i knew that bum would get me in trouble
So......can I?
Of course you can, you can just about do anything you like...
Err what was it that you wanted to do and with whom?
Well, I want 1st lick of CoA's bum and now your boobs are a distraction so 1st lick of those too please "its my party...im having 1st lick lol | |||
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"Can I have first lick? of whom or what?
sorry - got distracted with CoA's bum!!
damn i knew that bum would get me in trouble
So......can I?
Of course you can, you can just about do anything you like...
Err what was it that you wanted to do and with whom?
Well, I want 1st lick of CoA's bum and now your boobs are a distraction so 1st lick of those too please
its my party...im having 1st lick lol "I'll just sit in the corner quietly | |||
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"Can I have first lick? of whom or what?
sorry - got distracted with CoA's bum!!
damn i knew that bum would get me in trouble
So......can I?
Of course you can, you can just about do anything you like...
Err what was it that you wanted to do and with whom?
Well, I want 1st lick of CoA's bum and now your boobs are a distraction so 1st lick of those too please
its my party...im having 1st lick lol "Jesus Christ!! Are you that bendable you can lick your own bum?!!!  | |||
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"Can I have first lick? of whom or what?
sorry - got distracted with CoA's bum!!
damn i knew that bum would get me in trouble
So......can I?
Of course you can, you can just about do anything you like...
Err what was it that you wanted to do and with whom?
Well, I want 1st lick of CoA's bum and now your boobs are a distraction so 1st lick of those too please
its my party...im having 1st lick lol "Now then dont be selfish... also one thing we must consider... YOU have already got a stiff one (neck) and we do not want HB to suffer a similar fate as she is trying to like two opposing parts simultaneously... | |||
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"Can I have first lick? of whom or what?
sorry - got distracted with CoA's bum!!
damn i knew that bum would get me in trouble
So......can I?
Of course you can, you can just about do anything you like...
Err what was it that you wanted to do and with whom?
Well, I want 1st lick of CoA's bum and now your boobs are a distraction so 1st lick of those too please
its my party...im having 1st lick lol I'll just sit in the corner quietly"theres a good boy | |||
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"Can I have first lick? of whom or what?
sorry - got distracted with CoA's bum!!
damn i knew that bum would get me in trouble
So......can I?
Of course you can, you can just about do anything you like...
Err what was it that you wanted to do and with whom?
Well, I want 1st lick of CoA's bum and now your boobs are a distraction so 1st lick of those too please
its my party...im having 1st lick lol
Now then dont be selfish... also one thing we must consider... YOU have already got a stiff one (neck) and we do not want HB to suffer a similar fate as she is trying to like two opposing parts simultaneously... "oh me sorry, didnt mean to be selfish, but watching HB licking to diff parts at once cud be fun | |||
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"Can I have first lick? of whom or what?
sorry - got distracted with CoA's bum!!
damn i knew that bum would get me in trouble
So......can I?
Of course you can, you can just about do anything you like...
Err what was it that you wanted to do and with whom?
Well, I want 1st lick of CoA's bum and now your boobs are a distraction so 1st lick of those too please
its my party...im having 1st lick lol
Jesus Christ!! Are you that bendable you can lick your own bum?!!! "Lets face it ... some people are capable of just about anything they lay their hands (???) on... | |||
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"I'll just get a straw for the bottles " make them large ones | |||
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"I'll just get a straw for the bottles make them large ones "Straws or bottles | |||
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"Can I have first lick? of whom or what?
sorry - got distracted with CoA's bum!!
damn i knew that bum would get me in trouble
So......can I?
Of course you can, you can just about do anything you like...
Err what was it that you wanted to do and with whom?
Well, I want 1st lick of CoA's bum and now your boobs are a distraction so 1st lick of those too please
its my party...im having 1st lick lol
Jesus Christ!! Are you that bendable you can lic
k your own bum?!!! "dam not licking my bum ewwwww lol | |||
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"I'll just get a straw for the bottles make them large ones
Straws or bottles"oh the bottles | |||
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"You do realise girls that we keep threatening to have this party - I think it needs to be a reality soon!!! " Does that make us all timewasters | |||
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"I'll just get a straw for the bottles make them large ones
Straws or bottles
oh the bottles "Can't beat a large one | |||
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"Ive booked my flight! x ya can come do mine if ya wants xx "!! i will be yr assissterant!!! xxx | |||
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"You do realise girls that we keep threatening to have this party - I think it needs to be a reality soon!!! Does that make us all timewasters" yes, be ashamed! | |||
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"You do realise girls that we keep threatening to have this party - I think it needs to be a reality soon!!! Does that make us all timewasters" Well I promise not to waste your time if you promise not to waste mine!! x | |||
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"You do realise girls that we keep threatening to have this party - I think it needs to be a reality soon!!! Does that make us all timewasters Well I promise not to waste your time if you promise not to waste mine!! x "I fancy.... ... ... us all wasting something together...;-) | |||
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"You do realise girls that we keep threatening to have this party - I think it needs to be a reality soon!!! Does that make us all timewasters Well I promise not to waste your time if you promise not to waste mine!! x I fancy....
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us all wasting something together...;-)"Hours and hours of it!!! | |||
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"You do realise girls that we keep threatening to have this party - I think it needs to be a reality soon!!! Does that make us all timewasters Well I promise not to waste your time if you promise not to waste mine!! x I fancy....
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us all wasting something together...;-)
Hours and hours of it!!! "i want to parttttttyyyyyyyyyy | |||
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"You do realise girls that we keep threatening to have this party - I think it needs to be a reality soon!!! Does that make us all timewasters Well I promise not to waste your time if you promise not to waste mine!! x I fancy....
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us all wasting something together...;-)
Hours and hours of it!!!
i want to parttttttyyyyyyyyyy "me too, do we count the success of that party in hours... or drinks... or .. or orgasms... | |||
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"You do realise girls that we keep threatening to have this party - I think it needs to be a reality soon!!! Does that make us all timewasters Well I promise not to waste your time if you promise not to waste mine!! x I fancy....
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us all wasting something together...;-)
Hours and hours of it!!!
i want to parttttttyyyyyyyyyy
me too, do we count the success of that party in hours... or drinks... or .. or orgasms..."why not all 3 lol | |||
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"You do realise girls that we keep threatening to have this party - I think it needs to be a reality soon!!! Does that make us all timewasters Well I promise not to waste your time if you promise not to waste mine!! x I fancy....
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us all wasting something together...;-)
Hours and hours of it!!!
i want to parttttttyyyyyyyyyy
me too, do we count the success of that party in hours... or drinks... or .. or orgasms...
why not all 3 lol"you are worse than Petillante....and that says something... Think I better bid you good night and run before she finds me... | |||
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"You do realise girls that we keep threatening to have this party - I think it needs to be a reality soon!!! Does that make us all timewasters Well I promise not to waste your time if you promise not to waste mine!! x I fancy....
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us all wasting something together...;-)
Hours and hours of it!!!
i want to parttttttyyyyyyyyyy
me too, do we count the success of that party in hours... or drinks... or .. or orgasms...
why not all 3 lol
you are worse than Petillante....and that says something... Think I better bid you good night and run before she finds me..."lol nite xxxxx | |||
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"You do realise girls that we keep threatening to have this party - I think it needs to be a reality soon!!! Does that make us all timewasters Well I promise not to waste your time if you promise not to waste mine!! x I fancy....
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us all wasting something together...;-)
Hours and hours of it!!!
i want to parttttttyyyyyyyyyy
me too, do we count the success of that party in hours... or drinks... or .. or orgasms...
why not all 3 lol"Do we work on an average orgasm per hour drink per orgasm or hour per drink or drink per............ oh sod it | |||
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"You do realise girls that we keep threatening to have this party - I think it needs to be a reality soon!!! Does that make us all timewasters Well I promise not to waste your time if you promise not to waste mine!! x I fancy....
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us all wasting something together...;-)
Hours and hours of it!!!
i want to parttttttyyyyyyyyyy
me too, do we count the success of that party in hours... or drinks... or .. or orgasms...
why not all 3 lol
you are worse than Petillante....and that says something... Think I better bid you good night and run before she finds me..."Oi you saying I;m a bad influence | |||
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"Will you be requiring a naked waiter" Hired | |||
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"You do realise girls that we keep threatening to have this party - I think it needs to be a reality soon!!! Does that make us all timewasters Well I promise not to waste your time if you promise not to waste mine!! x I fancy....
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us all wasting something together...;-)
Hours and hours of it!!!
i want to parttttttyyyyyyyyyy
me too, do we count the success of that party in hours... or drinks... or .. or orgasms...
why not all 3 lol
you are worse than Petillante....and that says something... Think I better bid you good night and run before she finds me...
Oi you saying I;m a bad influence"Nooooooooooooooo you are an influence!! | |||
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"Will you be requiring a naked waiter" naked waiter always required | |||
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"You do realise girls that we keep threatening to have this party - I think it needs to be a reality soon!!! Does that make us all timewasters Well I promise not to waste your time if you promise not to waste mine!! x I fancy....
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us all wasting something together...;-)
Hours and hours of it!!!
i want to parttttttyyyyyyyyyy
me too, do we count the success of that party in hours... or drinks... or .. or orgasms...
why not all 3 lol
you are worse than Petillante....and that says something... Think I better bid you good night and run before she finds me...
Oi you saying I;m a bad influence
Nooooooooooooooo you are an influence!!"what does that mean for me if im worse lol | |||
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" "orgasm per hour" I trust that is shared between all you girls, there is a limit to what one can do." nope!! no joke | |||
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