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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

or experience.... to make a good swinger. Name the personal traits which are helpful, and some of those that are not..

Tongue and cheek? ... probably helpful whereas cold feet may not be...

There are only a few vacancies regarding this position so may the best candidates win...

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

You need the ability to not have the tiniest jealous streak in your body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You need the ability to not have the tiniest jealous streak in your body"

Ya saved me typing it

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"You need the ability to not have the tiniest jealous streak in your body

Ya saved me typing it "

What do you think i am your personal secretary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sense of humour is high up there as well

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Diamond and Frock... do you think this is the same as being confident in one's own personality/ looks etc?

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Sense of humour is high up there as well "

So far we have a fast typing secretary with a permanent smile on her face... as the forerunner...

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

humility...... to ensure you never start to believe the superficial hype that MAY occur

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Diamond and Frock... do you think this is the same as being confident in one's own personality/ looks etc?"

For me it means im so confident in my relationship, it doesnt matter who what where or how what either of us do with someone else. Neither of us will be disappearing of with someone else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Diamond and Frock... do you think this is the same as being confident in one's own personality/ looks etc?

For me it means im so confident in my relationship, it doesnt matter who what where or how what either of us do with someone else. Neither of us will be disappearing of with someone else."

Ya saved me typing it

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Diamond and Frock... do you think this is the same as being confident in one's own personality/ looks etc?

For me it means im so confident in my relationship, it doesnt matter who what where or how what either of us do with someone else. Neither of us will be disappearing of with someone else."

Sounds great as it means "playing" is just what it says... not the main part of your relationship with each other. Soudns awesome!

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

i have some gcse's does that count lol

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Diamond and Frock... do you think this is the same as being confident in one's own personality/ looks etc?

For me it means im so confident in my relationship, it doesnt matter who what where or how what either of us do with someone else. Neither of us will be disappearing of with someone else.

Ya saved me typing it "

She ll tell you off...

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"i have some gcse's does that count lol "

yep, totally... would you like to confirm which subjects are the most helpful in making YOU that special swinger?;-)

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Discretion........ is a MUST

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i have some gcse's does that count lol "

Would think O levels are better

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"i have some gcse's does that count lol

yep, totally... would you like to confirm which subjects are the most helpful in making YOU that special swinger?;-)"

oh they range in subjects 1 to 69

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"i have some gcse's does that count lol

Would think O levels are better "

I can so see how YOUR brain ticks

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"i have some gcse's does that count lol

yep, totally... would you like to confirm which subjects are the most helpful in making YOU that special swinger?;-)

oh they range in subjects 1 to 69 "

Did you get there all the way?

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Confidence and a relaxed, easy going attitude.

Humour, maybe a touch of cheek and common sense.

Tolerance and open mindedness.

... and a taser.

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Confidence and a relaxed, easy going attitude.

Humour, maybe a touch of cheek and common sense.

Tolerance and open mindedness.

... and a taser. "

errr... a TASER????

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

A level in oral

absolute trust in one another... fantastic communication with one another,, no subject is taboo .to be open and honest about feelings.

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"i have some gcse's does that count lol

yep, totally... would you like to confirm which subjects are the most helpful in making YOU that special swinger?;-)

oh they range in subjects 1 to 69

Did you get there all the way?"

always

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"Confidence and a relaxed, easy going attitude.

Humour, maybe a touch of cheek and common sense.

Tolerance and open mindedness.

... and a taser.

errr... a TASER???? "

Oh dear. I typed out loud again

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By *rs Sugar Mr SpiceCouple
over a year ago

We are about 15 mins outa Pontypridd and we do go to Crawley in west sussex 2-3 times a year so get in touch !!

Well be human for a start and atleast av ether a cock or a pussy

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Confidence and a relaxed, easy going attitude.

Humour, maybe a touch of cheek and common sense.

Tolerance and open mindedness.

... and a taser.

errr... a TASER????

Oh dear. I typed out loud again "

shouts I WANT A TASER ..

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Well be human for a start and atleast av ether a cock or a pussy "

Do they have to be breathing lol

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


" A level in oral

absolute trust in one another... fantastic communication with one another,, no subject is taboo .to be open and honest about feelings.

"

pmsl... re oral ...

you are so right about honesty... the moment that is not there.. you may as well forget it.

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Well be human for a start and atleast av ether a cock or a pussy "

I like it... somebody who thinks pragmatic!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Confidence and a relaxed, easy going attitude.

Humour, maybe a touch of cheek and common sense.

Tolerance and open mindedness.

... and a taser.

errr... a TASER????

Oh dear. I typed out loud again

shouts I WANT A TASER .."

It's so much better with a taser

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Confidence and a relaxed, easy going attitude.

Humour, maybe a touch of cheek and common sense.

Tolerance and open mindedness.

... and a taser.

errr... a TASER????

Oh dear. I typed out loud again

shouts I WANT A TASER .."

Help - what you mean by TASER...?

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Download iTaser on your phone and then you can zap people over 30m away.

Larks!

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Confidence and a relaxed, easy going attitude.

Humour, maybe a touch of cheek and common sense.

Tolerance and open mindedness.

... and a taser.

errr... a TASER????

Oh dear. I typed out loud again

shouts I WANT A TASER ..

It's so much better with a taser "

oh im liking lol

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Download iTaser on your phone and then you can zap people over 30m away.

Larks! "

Really??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Download iTaser on your phone and then you can zap people over 30m away.

Larks!

Really??????"

if you say elephant very slowly it sounda like gullible

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Download iTaser on your phone and then you can zap people over 30m away.

Larks!

Really??????

if you say elephant very slowly it sounda like gullible"

Tried that pmsl and it is not working...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Download iTaser on your phone and then you can zap people over 30m away.

Larks!

Really??????

if you say elephant very slowly it sounda like gullible

Tried that pmsl and it is not working..."

knew ya would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being good at oral helps and thats not just licking .

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Download iTaser on your phone and then you can zap people over 30m away.

Larks!

Really??????

if you say elephant very slowly it sounda like gullible

Tried that pmsl and it is not working...

knew ya would "

This is not helping my search for qualifications lol...any other suggestions (not the gullible sort though lol)

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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A bottle of Champagne

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By *ricky_DickyMan
over a year ago

Mirfield

After reading another whingy why am I not getting meets thread I think patience is a good attribute to have as a swinger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

_phrodite, i can place my tongue in ur cheeks if u like.....if yer into that sorta thing!

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"A bottle of Champagne "

That is a errr very helpful suggestion I might add...

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"_phrodite, i can place my tongue in ur cheeks if u like.....if yer into that sorta thing!"

Best offer I had all day... does it make us good swingers I wonder ?;-)

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"A bottle of Champagne

That is a errr very helpful suggestion I might add..."

Well you never know when having one might be a lifesaver

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"A bottle of Champagne

That is a errr very helpful suggestion I might add...

Well you never know when having one might be a lifesaver"

reckon we need more than one? Coantrim and HB are online...???

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

someone whos comfortable in their own skin .also who has respect for others and for themselves . they also take their health and hygiene seriously but life no so much . ohhhh and unselfish!

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"someone whos comfortable in their own skin .also who has respect for others and for themselves . they also take their health and hygiene seriously but life no so much . ohhhh and unselfish! "

Yep, I could sign up to that as well

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"i have some gcse's does that count lol

Would think O levels are better "

i have A levels

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"i have some gcse's does that count lol

Would think O levels are better

i have A levels "

and they ll give you that headstart in teh competition.!!! Competition??? Anyway, sounds good to me whatever the subjects...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i have some gcse's does that count lol

Would think O levels are better

i have A levels "

I have biscuits

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"A bottle of Champagne

That is a errr very helpful suggestion I might add...

Well you never know when having one might be a lifesaver

reckon we need more than one? Coantrim and HB are online...???

Nebuchaneser "

Who?

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"i have some gcse's does that count lol

Would think O levels are better

i have A levels I have biscuits "

Is that a qualification for swinging? If so, crumbles or whole?

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"A bottle of Champagne

That is a errr very helpful suggestion I might add...

Well you never know when having one might be a lifesaver

reckon we need more than one? Coantrim and HB are online...???

Nebuchaneser

Who?"

Nebuchadnesssar sorry spelt it wrong or we could even go for a Melchior

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i have some gcse's does that count lol

Would think O levels are better

i have A levels I have biscuits

Is that a qualification for swinging? If so, crumbles or whole?"

Hobnobs

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"A bottle of Champagne

That is a errr very helpful suggestion I might add...

Well you never know when having one might be a lifesaver

reckon we need more than one? Coantrim and HB are online...???

Nebuchaneser

Who?

Nebuchadnesssar sorry spelt it wrong or we could even go for a Melchior"

Balthasar also?

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"i have some gcse's does that count lol

Would think O levels are better

i have A levels I have biscuits

Is that a qualification for swinging? If so, crumbles or whole?Hobnobs "

tis the "nob " bit... that counts...;-)

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"A bottle of Champagne

That is a errr very helpful suggestion I might add...

Well you never know when having one might be a lifesaver

reckon we need more than one? Coantrim and HB are online...???

Nebuchaneser

Who?

Nebuchadnesssar sorry spelt it wrong or we could even go for a Melchior

Balthasar also?"

Gives us 45 bottles should be enough

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"A bottle of Champagne

That is a errr very helpful suggestion I might add...

Well you never know when having one might be a lifesaver

reckon we need more than one? Coantrim and HB are online...???

Nebuchaneser

Who?

Nebuchadnesssar sorry spelt it wrong or we could even go for a Melchior

Balthasar also?

Gives us 45 bottles should be enough"

Have you seen who s coming?????? You re joking if you think that s enough...

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"A bottle of Champagne

That is a errr very helpful suggestion I might add...

Well you never know when having one might be a lifesaver

reckon we need more than one? Coantrim and HB are online...???

Nebuchaneser

Who?

Nebuchadnesssar sorry spelt it wrong or we could even go for a Melchior

Balthasar also?

Gives us 45 bottles should be enough

Have you seen who s coming?????? You re joking if you think that s enough... "

How many coming and more importsntly what they like at drinking?

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

Ability to work well in a team

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Ability to work well in a team "

wow, I am in the team, dont care what skills are needed...;-)

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"A bottle of Champagne

That is a errr very helpful suggestion I might add...

Well you never know when having one might be a lifesaver

reckon we need more than one? Coantrim and HB are online...???

Nebuchaneser

Who?

Nebuchadnesssar sorry spelt it wrong or we could even go for a Melchior

Balthasar also?

Gives us 45 bottles should be enough

Have you seen who s coming?????? You re joking if you think that s enough...

How many coming and more importsntly what they like at drinking?"

im here ..honestly i dont drink that much .... well not on a school night lol

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"A bottle of Champagne

That is a errr very helpful suggestion I might add...

Well you never know when having one might be a lifesaver

reckon we need more than one? Coantrim and HB are online...???

Nebuchaneser

Who?

Nebuchadnesssar sorry spelt it wrong or we could even go for a Melchior

Balthasar also?

Gives us 45 bottles should be enough

Have you seen who s coming?????? You re joking if you think that s enough...

How many coming and more importsntly what they like at drinking?

im here ..honestly i dont drink that much .... well not on a school night lol "

Well we are making allowances for you, HB, Private and a few others...;-)

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"A bottle of Champagne

That is a errr very helpful suggestion I might add...

Well you never know when having one might be a lifesaver

reckon we need more than one? Coantrim and HB are online...???

Nebuchaneser

Who?

Nebuchadnesssar sorry spelt it wrong or we could even go for a Melchior

Balthasar also?

Gives us 45 bottles should be enough

Have you seen who s coming?????? You re joking if you think that s enough...

How many coming and more importsntly what they like at drinking?

im here ..honestly i dont drink that much .... well not on a school night lol

Well we are making allowances for you, HB, Private and a few others...;-)"

ok im a happy bunny

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"A bottle of Champagne

That is a errr very helpful suggestion I might add...

Well you never know when having one might be a lifesaver

reckon we need more than one? Coantrim and HB are online...???

Nebuchaneser

Who?

Nebuchadnesssar sorry spelt it wrong or we could even go for a Melchior

Balthasar also?

Gives us 45 bottles should be enough

Have you seen who s coming?????? You re joking if you think that s enough...

How many coming and more importsntly what they like at drinking?

im here ..honestly i dont drink that much .... well not on a school night lol

Well we are making allowances for you, HB, Private and a few others...;-)

ok im a happy bunny "

I d be grateful if you could get HB to get ready or we will never get there...

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

able to take direction and work on my own initiative.

also have a crate of almost drinkable wine.. and a tube of pringles..

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


" able to take direction and work on my own initiative.

also have a crate of almost drinkable wine.. and a tube of pringles.. "

Well, Id say the pringles alone are qualification enough but hey with the wine. you need no further references

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


" able to take direction and work on my own initiative.

also have a crate of almost drinkable wine.. and a tube of pringles..

Well, Id say the pringles alone are qualification enough but hey with the wine. you need no further references "

just a tube of pringles, need more that that lol

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


" able to take direction and work on my own initiative.

also have a crate of almost drinkable wine.. and a tube of pringles..

Well, Id say the pringles alone are qualification enough but hey with the wine. you need no further references

just a tube of pringles, need more that that lol"

coughs... Mylady, what ARE your intentions... are they honourable???

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


" able to take direction and work on my own initiative.

also have a crate of almost drinkable wine.. and a tube of pringles..

Well, Id say the pringles alone are qualification enough but hey with the wine. you need no further references

just a tube of pringles, need more that that lol

coughs... Mylady, what ARE your intentions... are they honourable???"

mine ... always... im an angel, did you not know lol (polishes halo)

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


" able to take direction and work on my own initiative.

also have a crate of almost drinkable wine.. and a tube of pringles..

Well, Id say the pringles alone are qualification enough but hey with the wine. you need no further references

just a tube of pringles, need more that that lol

coughs... Mylady, what ARE your intentions... are they honourable???

mine ... always... im an angel, did you not know lol (polishes halo)"

Was your "polishing" that caused the lightning we had here today...

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


" able to take direction and work on my own initiative.

also have a crate of almost drinkable wine.. and a tube of pringles..

Well, Id say the pringles alone are qualification enough but hey with the wine. you need no further references

just a tube of pringles, need more that that lol

coughs... Mylady, what ARE your intentions... are they honourable???

mine ... always... im an angel, did you not know lol (polishes halo)

Was your "polishing" that caused the lightning we had here today..."

lol told ya i was good

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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A large jar of Mayo, now Aphro you knew I'd say that

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"A large jar of Mayo, now Aphro you knew I'd say that

"

Is there any way, I mean ANY WAY.... I mean A N Y W A Y ... that memory of yours will ever fade? You ll ruin myreputation of near virginal purity... bit like a good olive oil I am...

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"A large jar of Mayo, now Aphro you knew I'd say that

Is there any way, I mean ANY WAY.... I mean A N Y W A Y ... that memory of yours will ever fade? You ll ruin myreputation of near virginal purity... bit like a good olive oil I am... "

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"i have some gcse's does that count lol "

Not as much as my spirit level.

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"i have some gcse's does that count lol

Not as much as my spirit level. "

Us girls think a good reliable spirit level would be a good qualification to have....

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"A large jar of Mayo, now Aphro you knew I'd say that

Is there any way, I mean ANY WAY.... I mean A N Y W A Y ... that memory of yours will ever fade? You ll ruin myreputation of near virginal purity... bit like a good olive oil I am... "

Oh come on, if you had something on me, would you let it drop.

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"A large jar of Mayo, now Aphro you knew I'd say that

Is there any way, I mean ANY WAY.... I mean A N Y W A Y ... that memory of yours will ever fade? You ll ruin myreputation of near virginal purity... bit like a good olive oil I am...

Oh come on, if you had something on me, would you let it drop. "

Thought I had dropped something in your presence before... once or twice...;-)

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"A large jar of Mayo, now Aphro you knew I'd say that

Is there any way, I mean ANY WAY.... I mean A N Y W A Y ... that memory of yours will ever fade? You ll ruin myreputation of near virginal purity... bit like a good olive oil I am...

Oh come on, if you had something on me, would you let it drop.

Thought I had dropped something in your presence before... once or twice...;-)"

I can't remember

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"A large jar of Mayo, now Aphro you knew I'd say that

Is there any way, I mean ANY WAY.... I mean A N Y W A Y ... that memory of yours will ever fade? You ll ruin myreputation of near virginal purity... bit like a good olive oil I am...

Oh come on, if you had something on me, would you let it drop.

Thought I had dropped something in your presence before... once or twice...;-)

I can't remember "

There is a GOD

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth


" able to take direction and work on my own initiative.

also have a crate of almost drinkable wine.. and a tube of pringles..

Well, Id say the pringles alone are qualification enough but hey with the wine. you need no further references

just a tube of pringles, need more that that lol"

i've got a bag of salted peanuts i can bring too if thats any help.

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


" able to take direction and work on my own initiative.

also have a crate of almost drinkable wine.. and a tube of pringles..

Well, Id say the pringles alone are qualification enough but hey with the wine. you need no further references

just a tube of pringles, need more that that lol

i've got a bag of salted peanuts i can bring too if thats any help. "

yummy, us girls do love the odd nut or two, dont we...

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


" able to take direction and work on my own initiative.

also have a crate of almost drinkable wine.. and a tube of pringles..

Well, Id say the pringles alone are qualification enough but hey with the wine. you need no further references

just a tube of pringles, need more that that lol

i've got a bag of salted peanuts i can bring too if thats any help. "

nuts are good, and soem dry roasted ones as well plz lol

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth


" able to take direction and work on my own initiative.

also have a crate of almost drinkable wine.. and a tube of pringles..

Well, Id say the pringles alone are qualification enough but hey with the wine. you need no further references

just a tube of pringles, need more that that lol

i've got a bag of salted peanuts i can bring too if thats any help.

nuts are good, and soem dry roasted ones as well plz lol "

i'll stop off at the all night garage on my way up

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


" able to take direction and work on my own initiative.

also have a crate of almost drinkable wine.. and a tube of pringles..

Well, Id say the pringles alone are qualification enough but hey with the wine. you need no further references

just a tube of pringles, need more that that lol

i've got a bag of salted peanuts i can bring too if thats any help.

nuts are good, and soem dry roasted ones as well plz lol

i'll stop off at the all night garage on my way up "

shhhhht stop off over here at mine... with your nuts...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" able to take direction and work on my own initiative.

also have a crate of almost drinkable wine.. and a tube of pringles..

Well, Id say the pringles alone are qualification enough but hey with the wine. you need no further references

just a tube of pringles, need more that that lol

i've got a bag of salted peanuts i can bring too if thats any help.

nuts are good, and soem dry roasted ones as well plz lol

i'll stop off at the all night garage on my way up "

grab some dairy milk as well

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


" able to take direction and work on my own initiative.

also have a crate of almost drinkable wine.. and a tube of pringles..

Well, Id say the pringles alone are qualification enough but hey with the wine. you need no further references

just a tube of pringles, need more that that lol

i've got a bag of salted peanuts i can bring too if thats any help.

nuts are good, and soem dry roasted ones as well plz lol

i'll stop off at the all night garage on my way up grab some dairy milk as well "

no galaxy is better

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Would you believe me if i said my nuts were brazilian'd?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


" able to take direction and work on my own initiative.

also have a crate of almost drinkable wine.. and a tube of pringles..

Well, Id say the pringles alone are qualification enough but hey with the wine. you need no further references

just a tube of pringles, need more that that lol

i've got a bag of salted peanuts i can bring too if thats any help.

nuts are good, and soem dry roasted ones as well plz lol

i'll stop off at the all night garage on my way up grab some dairy milk as well

no galaxy is better "

Uranus has interesting possibilities?

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth


" able to take direction and work on my own initiative.

also have a crate of almost drinkable wine.. and a tube of pringles..

Well, Id say the pringles alone are qualification enough but hey with the wine. you need no further references

just a tube of pringles, need more that that lol

i've got a bag of salted peanuts i can bring too if thats any help.

nuts are good, and soem dry roasted ones as well plz lol

i'll stop off at the all night garage on my way up grab some dairy milk as well "

starts a shopping list..

dry roasted nuts.

dairy milk.

red bull.

anything else.?

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


" able to take direction and work on my own initiative.

also have a crate of almost drinkable wine.. and a tube of pringles..

Well, Id say the pringles alone are qualification enough but hey with the wine. you need no further references

just a tube of pringles, need more that that lol

i've got a bag of salted peanuts i can bring too if thats any help.

nuts are good, and soem dry roasted ones as well plz lol

i'll stop off at the all night garage on my way up grab some dairy milk as well

starts a shopping list..

dry roasted nuts.

dairy milk.

red bull.

anything else.? "

you forgot my galaxy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" able to take direction and work on my own initiative.

also have a crate of almost drinkable wine.. and a tube of pringles..

Well, Id say the pringles alone are qualification enough but hey with the wine. you need no further references

just a tube of pringles, need more that that lol

i've got a bag of salted peanuts i can bring too if thats any help.

nuts are good, and soem dry roasted ones as well plz lol

i'll stop off at the all night garage on my way up grab some dairy milk as well

no galaxy is better "

ok just get a selection of choccy

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


" able to take direction and work on my own initiative.

also have a crate of almost drinkable wine.. and a tube of pringles..

Well, Id say the pringles alone are qualification enough but hey with the wine. you need no further references

just a tube of pringles, need more that that lol

i've got a bag of salted peanuts i can bring too if thats any help.

nuts are good, and soem dry roasted ones as well plz lol

i'll stop off at the all night garage on my way up grab some dairy milk as well

no galaxy is better ok just get a selection of choccy "

can live with that lol

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Just as a thought, what with modern practices that the OP supports, do i , as disabled , get a guaranteed inter_iew?

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"

Just as a thought, what with modern practices that the OP supports, do i , as disabled , get a guaranteed inter_iew?

"

Trust you to bring in positive discrimination...

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"

Just as a thought, what with modern practices that the OP supports, do i , as disabled , get a guaranteed inter_iew?

"

No need for inter_iew... you re thru to final!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

It's hard to walk with a limp.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Usual suspect then mush?

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"

It's hard to walk with a limp. "

no need to walk either.. just sit there... no on second thoughts, lie there... and well, think of England... while the practical part of the final is being carried out...

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"

It's hard to walk with a limp.

no need to walk either.. just sit there... no on second thoughts, lie there... and well, think of England... while the practical part of the final is being carried out... "

there has to be plenty of practise

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"

It's hard to walk with a limp.

no need to walk either.. just sit there... no on second thoughts, lie there... and well, think of England... while the practical part of the final is being carried out...

there has to be plenty of practise"

you and me... dribbling and drooling..eh?

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"

It's hard to walk with a limp.

no need to walk either.. just sit there... no on second thoughts, lie there... and well, think of England... while the practical part of the final is being carried out...

there has to be plenty of practise

you and me... dribbling and drooling..eh?"

who's been talking lol

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

You'll be telling me next you'll want to be seeing my testimonials?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"

It's hard to walk with a limp.

no need to walk either.. just sit there... no on second thoughts, lie there... and well, think of England... while the practical part of the final is being carried out... "

Yep, it's limp to be wlking when you're hard.

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"

You'll be telling me next you'll want to be seeing my testimonials?"

oh but we do

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"

You'll be telling me next you'll want to be seeing my testimonials?"

it will be a practical exam performed by two very skilled professionals (pmsl)... and it wont hurt (us) much... well;, no actually it should be enjoyable for you really... I think.. what you reckon, Coantrim?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Did i tell you my testimonials are Brazilian?

Plucked from the nether regions of this world.

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"

You'll be telling me next you'll want to be seeing my testimonials?

it will be a practical exam performed by two very skilled professionals (pmsl)... and it wont hurt (us) much... well;, no actually it should be enjoyable for you really... I think.. what you reckon, Coantrim?"

oh i quite agree

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"

Did i tell you my testimonials are Brazilian?

Plucked from the nether regions of this world."

oh love brazialian nuts

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"

Did i tell you my testimonials are Brazilian?

Plucked from the nether regions of this world.

oh love brazialian nuts "

No joke, my favourites and expecially when coated in....

...

...

milk chocolate

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