FabSwingers.com forum: Profile Lite : what are you after in 10 words or less?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We often hear people complaining about one liner profiles, but what if (due to enforced austerity after Brexit) we were limited to a maximum of 10 words on our profile?

What would yours be?

I'll have a think and post mine later .. ;-£

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Occasional hotel meets with tall, articulate men, gin and crisps.

To be fair, my profile doesn't actually say a lot more than that. I don't think there's any need to write reams to get a simple message across.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fun breathing woman who makes my willy go very hard

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

We love the ladies. Odd cock for me. MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for young bucks from the west only!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mf.. mmf.. mmmf..

..and no im not bound and gagged.

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

"Occasional hotel meets with tall, articulate men, gin and crisps.

To be fair, my profile doesn't actually say a lot more than that. I don't think there's any need to write reams to get a simple message across."

Whatever!! Your profile then goes on to say to the poor bloke get an inch wrong and I'm serving you up for tea!!

Of course, I wouldn't recommend that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Occasional hotel meets with tall, articulate men, gin and crisps.

To be fair, my profile doesn't actually say a lot more than that. I don't think there's any need to write reams to get a simple message across.

Whatever!! Your profile then goes on to say to the poor bloke get an inch wrong and I'm serving you up for tea!!

Of course, I wouldn't recommend that.

Oh I forgot I'd added that bit. Ah well, I'm keeping it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To chat and have a social meeting and a laugh.

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By *Carver-Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Cool people with good opinions; also remedial classes in basic numeracy.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Can't be faffed

to meet daft people

Until 2017. Thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fat twat seeks chat and lil' bit of this n that.

(I cheated on my own thread - that's 11 words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Balding, pigeon eyed, socially inept man seeks similar female for............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We often hear people complaining about one liner profiles, but what if (due to enforced austerity after Brexit) we were limited to a maximum of 10 words on our profile?

What would yours be?

I'll have a think and post mine later .. ;-£"

Cop out!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We often hear people complaining about one liner profiles, but what if (due to enforced austerity after Brexit) we were limited to a maximum of 10 words on our profile?

What would yours be?

I'll have a think and post mine later .. ;-£

Cop out!!!"

Pfft Missy!! I've already done one now

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

Kinky old bird seeks pity shag with kind sexy hotties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Occasional hotel meets with tall, articulate men, gin and crisps.

To be fair, my profile doesn't actually say a lot more than that. I don't think there's any need to write reams to get a simple message across.

Whatever!! Your profile then goes on to say to the poor bloke get an inch wrong and I'm serving you up for tea!!

Of course, I wouldn't recommend that.

An inch could be the difference between permission and appology!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Friendly guy with love of licking seeking willing practice partner

10 Boom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deeply average guy seeks kinky bisexual redhead for ongoing fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything with a pulse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Genuine guy, actually meets. Seeks same in female for fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awkward average bi couple. Style over substance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Salubrious, expressive gallivanting, brassy, ebullient, adventurous, feral,vibrant Irish woman.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Fit, handsome and dumb is juuust fine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Folks for friendly fun and fuckery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fit, handsome and dumb is juuust fine.

You or your victi...I mean meeeeets?

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come for the tea, stay for the hair. Also sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Female with no morals wanted for socials and sexual meets.

Easy really....

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Big Bi Domme seeks good sex and potential fun relationship

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Fit, handsome and dumb is juuust fine.

You or your victi...I mean meeeeets?

The quarry... I mean meets

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Fit, handsome and dumb is juuust fine.

You or your victi...I mean meeeeets?

The quarry... I mean meets

I have no need to explain myself. See profile. That's succinct enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fit guy looking to tease and please ladies in hotels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fit, handsome and dumb is juuust fine.

You or your victi...I mean meeeeets?

The quarry... I mean meets

I have no need to explain myself. See profile. That's succinct enough

The history of mysterious disappearances rings true.

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

Not looking for anything other than maybe the odd social.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Ladies wanted for fun and cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Straight couples wanted for nights out and naughty fun.

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

flesh connoisseur , master of sensation and quella of restless minds .

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3sums with hot men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[llama Removed by poster at 02/11/16 17:37:26]"

Try again

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Stamina, conversation, charm will be rewarded by unforgettable erotic encounter.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Fit, handsome and dumb is juuust fine.

You or your victi...I mean meeeeets?

The quarry... I mean meets

I have no need to explain myself. See profile. That's succinct enough

The history of mysterious disappearances rings true. "

In fact I quoted that last night during a meet

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Will do most things for a curly wurly

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I never know until I come across it. Sporadically naughty.

Those words'll do as a synopsis.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Plumptous lady required to help me ravish a friend

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over a year ago

middlesbrough

Fat music lover seeks fat lover who loves music.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to meet Someone who gets my profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, rest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will do most things for a curly wurly

I'm on it

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

Female to photograph, watch friend and I maybe participate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Literally nothing

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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

Ladies who wear collars and love deriving pleasure from instruction.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tall, handsome, large penis man for friendship and more boosh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's some brilliant ones here!

Mine:

Wanted: boys and girls to use and be used by.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need sexy woman to dress as a sexy pantomime horse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex God.....please God, I want sex

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"Will do most things for a curly wurly

I'm on it

Bring 5 and you can stay the night

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"Need sexy woman to dress as a sexy pantomime horse. "

The front or back?

Of the horse. Perverts

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Need sexy woman to dress as a sexy pantomime horse. "

Eyore, eyore'll ways wants that

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By *ettyboop61Woman
over a year ago

St Neots

"Fat twat seeks chat and lil' bit of this n that.

(I cheated on my own thread - that's 11 words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Need sexy woman to dress as a sexy pantomime horse.

Eyore, eyore'll ways wants that

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By *oul BrothaMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy far far away

Hot chocolate seeks buxom, big booty intelligent woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's some brilliant ones here!

Mine:

Wanted: boys and girls to use and be used by. "

Okay, lame; more thought needed...

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over a year ago

Off the grid

Non-pushy, charming, clever, patient guy with biceps, for fuck buddy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Genuine guy, just add coffee and cake for good times

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By *unkymancMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Horny buff idiot seeks discreet horny idiot for dirty dalliances.

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By *inkySlinkyCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Exhibitionist couple seek full swap in club. Singles welcome too.

Sally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eejit woman seeks alarmingly intelligent buddy for wrestling and wine supping.

11 words but let me off with the and....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man, I've got some work to do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone local I actually like.

^^That's gonna rule a fucking lot out.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"Genuine guy, just add coffee and cake for good times

Get the kettle on, I'm a master baker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bi couple for a threesome

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Eejit woman seeks alarmingly intelligent buddy for wrestling and wine supping.

11 words but let me off with the and...."

If we do...I'd wonder what "wrestling wine supping" was....new Olympic sport perhaps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.....A dream to some. A nightmare to others!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suche dame mit schonen brusten und runden arsch fur frechheit.

Oh...you said post Brexit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone local I actually like.

^^That's gonna rule a fucking lot out.

Miserable sod!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horny sex with someone who makes me Horny !

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Wanted large erect nipples that appreciate fingers tongues and lips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Young, non-pushy arogant gentleman looking for mutual fun and games.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kinky old bird seeks pity shag with kind sexy hotties

I was doing great until I got to 'hotties'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing.

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chunky welsh lady seeks gorgeous people for laughs & great sex.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Fill in later

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By *ureTemptationWoman
over a year ago

Off the grid

[Removed by poster at 02/11/16 20:45:39]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ever the optimist seeking busty buxom broad for....ummmm sex.

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury

If you have witchcraft in your lips...

Please mail me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fill in later

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