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throwing baby out with the bath water

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

or in my case

peeler out with the peelings

i have lost count of the amount of peelers i have purchased over the years

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

My favourite trick is scraping the waste of a plate then dropping the fork in the bin as well.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Yoghurt pot and spoon... every frikin time *sigh*

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By *uckoo clockCouple
over a year ago

Merseyside

The police used to be referred to as 'peelers'....named after Sir Robert Peel who introduced the met to london. I often wonder if they shouldnt be 'thrown out'......not very PC i know....pardon the pun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My favourite trick is scraping the waste of a plate then dropping the fork in the bin as well. "

I've been having a lot of senior moments entering the menopause: ice cream in oven instead of freezer, yoghurt pot in sink and spoon in the bin, washing up liquid in washing machine instead of under the sink!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Carefully find a remote bridge to deposit body wrapped in carpet.

Drop it over into river...

...turns out its a road bridge. The times I do that!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"My favourite trick is scraping the waste of a plate then dropping the fork in the bin as well.

I've been having a lot of senior moments entering the menopause: ice cream in oven instead of freezer, yoghurt pot in sink and spoon in the bin, washing up liquid in washing machine instead of under the sink! "

I'm sorry to be the one to break it to you Sassy honey but you're fucking mental! xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My favourite trick is scraping the waste of a plate then dropping the fork in the bin as well.

I've been having a lot of senior moments entering the menopause: ice cream in oven instead of freezer, yoghurt pot in sink and spoon in the bin, washing up liquid in washing machine instead of under the sink!

I'm sorry to be the one to break it to you Sassy honey but you're fucking mental! xxx "

Oh no!!!

You, erm, think so?!!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I once accidentally microwaved a pizza for half an hour.

I was like a hubcap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My favourite trick is scraping the waste of a plate then dropping the fork in the bin as well.

I've been having a lot of senior moments entering the menopause: ice cream in oven instead of freezer, yoghurt pot in sink and spoon in the bin, washing up liquid in washing machine instead of under the sink! "

i did something similar with my purse...put it in the freezer and the peas in my bag

ex hubby asked if i was freezing my assets when he saw what i did

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

My mum once put her electric kettle on the gas ring.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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I once put sugar in my salt pig

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"I once put sugar in my salt pig"

That's animal abuse. You're sick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

refusing a meet to play bi when i really wanna shag the couples female half...it pains me...but ive a great backboner!!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Slightly straying from the topic but I was once pissed out of my head and got up to go to the loo in the middle of the night and climbed into my then 2 year old son's cot and attempted to have a pee before I was stopped.

He wasn't in at the time I might add but either way Sigmund Freud would have a field day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

forgettin to attach images in a first post when its been requested to do so lol....BLOCKED! grrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i shredded my insurance documents 2 days before tax disc due, ouch, 35 quid to get replacements!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

i lost my keys years ago couldn't find them anywhere drove me crazy (yes i know there's a journey that won't take much petrol)

finally found them a week later in the peg bag

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Tea spoons, i am convinced now that when i go to bed at night they open the draw and throw themselves out into the bin. Im always buying new teaspoons

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"Tea spoons, i am convinced now that when i go to bed at night they open the draw and throw themselves out into the bin. Im always buying new teaspoons"

We couldnt work this out,then discovered our eldest was throwing the spoon and empty yogurt pot out when he finished his pavked lunch!

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

You lot are mad,I do nothing like you have all described

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By *rs Sugar Mr SpiceCouple
over a year ago

We are about 15 mins outa Pontypridd and we do go to Crawley in west sussex 2-3 times a year so get in touch !!

Well my old mum who has false teeth has lost so many sets of teeth over the years through having good nights out on the razz wi dad ,comming home wi her chinese ,eating it then throwing it and her teeth back up and flushing everything away down the loo lol ,she dont go out drinking no more due to age but wen she did it was a regular occerance lol ,funny as fluck ,love you mum lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I lost my mind once but found it in the shed next to the lawnmower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My favourite trick is scraping the waste of a plate then dropping the fork in the bin as well.

I've been having a lot of senior moments entering the menopause: ice cream in oven instead of freezer, yoghurt pot in sink and spoon in the bin, washing up liquid in washing machine instead of under the sink! "

in these senior momments just don't forget to unlock them from the bed

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"You lot are mad,I do nothing like you have all described "

Aren't you?

It must be great to be perfect!

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"You lot are mad,I do nothing like you have all described

Aren't you?

It must be great to be perfect! "

It is!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Funny thing is, when im not having a senior moment others think i am. Someone opened my microwave door and found my purse, thought id accidently put it in there but i just keep it in there all the while

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

oh and now im not sure which threads im posting on lol

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

putting a jar of coffee in the fridge and milk in the cuboard.

waiting for the tea to be cooked and not putting the oven on.

driving to the wrong place for work..

then having to drive 40 mins the other way.

trying to unlock the wrong car in a car park( done these a few times. )

and yeah the teaspoons and forks in the bin,

but the best has to be grabing a handful of recyling and slicing my finger on sunday why did i put the tin lid in with the paper i was sorting out.??

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