FabSwingers.com forum: Sexy Bastard

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So yesterday there was a "You're Gorgeous" thread and it was observed that some of you felt that you were not "gorgeous", merely "handsome" or "sexy" bastards!!

So here's a thread just for you!

Yes, You!

And You, and you too- who knew!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll pop back and contribute when there's munter thread.

In the meantime happy Wednesday everyone!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I'll play.

I feel like a right sexy bitch today.

Looking sexy there OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh a sexy bastard, now that would be a compliment!

How do I sign up to become one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooh I'm in is there a sexy bastard for me??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooofft, I know one of these

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll pop back and contribute when there's munter thread.

In the meantime happy Wednesday everyone!"

Drop me a message when that one comes up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're in again

Kinky

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

I'm a God-damn sexual Tyrannosaurus!

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By *ex LutherMan
over a year ago

Closer than you think

"So yesterday there was a "You're Gorgeous" thread and it was observed that some of you felt that you were not "gorgeous", merely "handsome" or "sexy" bastards!!

So here's a thread just for you!

Yes, You!

And You, and you too- who knew!!

How kind of you

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

"I'm a God-damn sexual Tyrannosaurus! "

Get to da chopper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep, that's me, what can I say?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh there are a few in this thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll play.

I feel like a right sexy bitch today.

Looking sexy there OP

Thanks sexy!

Was gonna post a sexy bitch bit too but didn't want the Clique and other assorted pedants to jump on my phraseology!

You look hot!

As do the other posters, even the ones that think they aren't!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll wait for the adorable one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like I'm going home alone again

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

"I'll play.

I feel like a right sexy bitch today.

Looking sexy there OP

Thanks sexy!

Was gonna post a sexy bitch bit too but didn't want the Clique and other assorted pedants to jump on my phraseology!

You look hot!

As do the other posters, even the ones that think they aren't!

Aww thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm cute apparently.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

All semantics- if you feel it, become it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I,ll play this morning,mainly with myself xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would love somebody to whisper that in my ear, thought it may bring proceedings to a halt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll play.

I feel like a right sexy bitch today.

Looking sexy there OP

Definitely a sexy bastard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohh ohhhh not sexy, but one handsome fucker here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All semantics- if you feel it, become it!"

Is this like a to conquer fear, you must become fear thing?

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By *ex LutherMan
over a year ago

Closer than you think

Not holding my breath here but I'll give myself some self love!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll pop back and contribute when there's munter thread.

In the meantime happy Wednesday everyone!"

That'll be Munter & Mingers Monday....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Swing

Indeed!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All semantics- if you feel it, become it!

Is this like a to conquer fear, you must become fear thing? "

Overthinking! !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me know when yoy do an "ugly 4 eyed bastard" thread and I'll be there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All semantics- if you feel it, become it!

Is this like a to conquer fear, you must become fear thing?

Overthinking! !"

A sexy body like yours doesn't need overthinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been told I am considered good looking, but not a sexy b!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, what do you want?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All semantics- if you feel it, become it!

Is this like a to conquer fear, you must become fear thing?

Overthinking! !"

I just wanted to know if I could be batman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's give it a go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All semantics- if you feel it, become it!

Is this like a to conquer fear, you must become fear thing?

Overthinking! !

I just wanted to know if I could be batman "

Always be yourself, unless you can be Batman! In which case, always be Batman

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By *relanddirectMan
over a year ago

cheshire

Might as well join in lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh go on then!

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By *ommando4Man
over a year ago

South Co. Dublin

I'm a bastard alright...not to sure about the sexy bit though

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Oh yes, I love a sexy bastud ..... or maybe two

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I'm a bastard alright...not to sure about the sexy bit though

I have news for you. ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So yesterday there was a "You're Gorgeous" thread and it was observed that some of you felt that you were not "gorgeous", merely "handsome" or "sexy" bastards!!

So here's a thread just for you!

Yes, You!

And You, and you too- who knew!!

Was just about to compliment you but can't message you

you sexy thing

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Not for me to say how I should be described

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a bastard alright...not to sure about the sexy bit though

You need to look again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a bastard alright...not to sure about the sexy bit though

Well that worked.

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By *.TaylorMan
over a year ago

clacton

I'd love to be someone's sexy bastard haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not for me to say how I should be described

Maybe, but as someone has already demonstrated, it's as much a state of mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a few sexy bastards on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like to brag but...

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By *emplarWarriorMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Well......

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Sexy bastard sounds so, well, dirty sexy. I'll have me of those!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sexy bastard....guess I'm halfway there...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Name them.... give them a boost

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't like to brag but...

but what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

l like to think l'm both.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meh, I would rather be called gorgeous and have my hair played with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All semantics- if you feel it, become it!

Is this like a to conquer fear, you must become fear thing?

Overthinking! !

I just wanted to know if I could be batman

Always be yourself, unless you can be Batman! In which case, always be Batman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't like to brag but...

but what? "

I have a sexy butt

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By *ife adventurerMan
over a year ago

North Essex

I like the idea of being thought of as one of those ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn't bastard an intimation of a bad person though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Isn't bastard an intimation of a bad person though? "

No.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Isn't bastard an intimation of a bad person though? "

That's how I see it myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Isn't bastard an intimation of a bad person though? "

Being born in a marriage less relationship is bad?

I must truly be an evil person

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By *ife adventurerMan
over a year ago

North Essex

"Isn't bastard an intimation of a bad person though? "

I hadn't thought of it like that !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So how would I get rated then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Isn't bastard an intimation of a bad person though?

Being born in a marriage less relationship is bad?

I must truly be an evil person

Not what it means in modern society now though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Isn't bastard an intimation of a bad person though?

Being born in a marriage less relationship is bad?

I must truly be an evil person

That is the original meaning but it has taken on other meanings more recently.

'He's hard bastard'

'What a bastard that bloke was '

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh you guys! Made a tribute thread for me lol

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

Why is it I can only ever read the word 'bastard' and hear Sean Bean say it... And on the subject.. Nah I've been called many things but never this... Time may tell though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm a bastard alright...not to sure about the sexy bit though

I am sher-wing!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Isn't bastard an intimation of a bad person though? "

I think it depends what you prefix it with?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

meh

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

"Why is it I can only ever read the word 'bastard' and hear Sean Bean say it..."

Ha ha .... Sean Bean, yep, good example of a sexy bastard ...

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"I'll pop back and contribute when there's munter thread.

In the meantime happy Wednesday everyone!

That'll be Munter & Mingers Monday....

I'll pop back on monday then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Isn't bastard an intimation of a bad person though?

I think it depends what you prefix it with?"

Sad?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

C'est mois?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"C'est mois?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Isn't bastard an intimation of a bad person though?

I think it depends what you prefix it with?

Sad?

Harsh!

Are we not feeling it today?

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By *emplarWarriorMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Isn't bastard an intimation of a bad person though?

I think it depends what you prefix it with?

Sad?

Harsh!

Are we not feeling it today?"

Just sent a "Sexy Bastard" fun message to a lady, only to be told only men can be sexy bastards

Awkward

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Isn't bastard an intimation of a bad person though?

I think it depends what you prefix it with?

Sad?

Harsh!

Are we not feeling it today?

Just sent a "Sexy Bastard" fun message to a lady, only to be told only men can be sexy bastards

Awkward

I wouldn't have said that

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Nothing received

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Isn't bastard an intimation of a bad person though?

I think it depends what you prefix it with?

Sad?

Harsh!

Are we not feeling it today?

Just sent a "Sexy Bastard" fun message to a lady, only to be told only men can be sexy bastards

Awkward

Call her a sexy bitch then?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I like it in this thread

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By *emplarWarriorMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Isn't bastard an intimation of a bad person though?

I think it depends what you prefix it with?

Sad?

Harsh!

Are we not feeling it today?

Just sent a "Sexy Bastard" fun message to a lady, only to be told only men can be sexy bastards

Awkward

Call her a sexy bitch then?

Nah, Ill probably be told she's not a dog either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeez it was a joke! I even put a

on the end.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my time I have been called a sexy bastard, handsome, good looking but ive also been called an ugly fat c##t

so I suppose its all down to personal taste

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"In my time I have been called a sexy bastard, handsome, good looking but ive also been called an ugly fat c##t

so I suppose its all down to personal taste

I can belive the first few but not the last one, you look fine to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a sexy fucker or so I'm told I get women plenty younger than me so somethings working lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In my time I have been called a sexy bastard, handsome, good looking but ive also been called an ugly fat c##t

so I suppose its all down to personal taste

I can belive the first few but not the last one, you look fine to me

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well this is a damn fine thread!

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By *heWoodmanMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

I never get tired of ladies calling me a sexy bastard.

This may be down to the fact of seldom being called it however....

Everybody can be sexy, you don't have to have a great body to be sexy, just a great mind.

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

Well I'll just pop in here and see what people think of me

I think I'm ok I guess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sexy bastard I hear you shout?!

Kinky

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"Well I'll just pop in here and see what people think of me

I think I'm ok I guess."

Oh hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All semantics- if you feel it, become it!

Is this like a to conquer fear, you must become fear thing?

Overthinking! !

I just wanted to know if I could be batman "

So, you're not the forumite we want but the forumite we deserve?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"C'est mois?

Favouritism!

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

We are hot stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll play.

I feel like a right sexy bitch today.

Looking sexy there OP

Someone who can't be named once called me "the sexiest bastard on fab."

I think she'd been drinking.

A lot.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll just pop my head in yoohoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All semantics- if you feel it, become it!

Is this like a to conquer fear, you must become fear thing?

Overthinking! !

I just wanted to know if I could be batman

So, you're not the forumite we want but the forumite we deserve? "

I think I'd prefer to be the one that you want.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a God-damn sexual Tyrannosaurus! "

spread this on your sore ass blane

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

Thanks , much appreciated

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll play.

I feel like a right sexy bitch today.

Looking sexy there OP

Someone who can't be named once called me "the sexiest bastard on fab."

I think she'd been drinking.

A lot.......

Voddy?or is it Vara?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I'll just pop my head in yoohoo

I think you're on the wrong there there hun....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll just pop my head in yoohoo

Not the head I had envisioned!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i can act like a sexy bastard if that helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll just pop my head in yoohoo

Not the head I had envisioned!"

Ooops forgot about that

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

I got one already but no harm in a bit of window shopping on my lunchbreak.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i can act like a sexy bastard if that helps

You even have the RAB-C accent to 'pull it off'!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I seem to get called this a lot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll play.

I feel like a right sexy bitch today.

Looking sexy there OP

Someone who can't be named once called me "the sexiest bastard on fab."

I think she'd been drinking.

A lot.......

Voddy?or is it Vara?

Neither actually although good guesses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i can act like a sexy bastard if that helps

You even have the RAB-C accent to 'pull it off'!

aye hen...jist spred yer legz n that kno...am cummin in fer yer soakin fanny

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i can act like a sexy bastard if that helps

You even have the RAB-C accent to 'pull it off'!

aye hen...jist spred yer legz n that kno...am cummin in fer yer soakin fanny

Dripping Paddy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i can act like a sexy bastard if that helps

You even have the RAB-C accent to 'pull it off'!

aye hen...jist spred yer legz n that kno...am cummin in fer yer soakin fanny

Dripping Paddy!

you are my salivation

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By *oul BrothaMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy far far away

Sexy bastard, reporting for duty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sexy dirty bastard here lol??

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By *ureTemptationWoman
over a year ago

Off the grid

I have enjoyed perving on this thread very much. Some very sexy barstewards indeed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd prefer a sexy bitch thread personally!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well this is a damn fine thread!

And a lack of thread in your display pic!

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Holding out for the "you're sweet" thread..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have enjoyed perving on this thread very much. Some very sexy barstewards indeed. "

Well you're one sexy bastard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Holding out for the "you're sweet" thread..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Holding out for the "you're sweet" thread..

So many sexy men on here today- any more???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Holding out for the "you're sweet" thread..

Ah fuggit - I'm going in on a similar theme - new thread starting soon ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Holding out for the "you're sweet" thread..

Ah fuggit - I'm going in on a similar theme - new thread starting soon ..

Shut it you- you know that confidence is sexy- maybe try it out for size!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about a charming, suave pretty boy thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about a charming, suave pretty boy thread?

Who's a pretty boy then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh my, I think my blood pressure has increased two fold looking at all you sexy bastards lol. x

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Hmmm.

I'm a bit late to this party, methinks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hmmm.

I'm a bit late to this party, methinks. "

Better than being premature Joe!

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