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"How would you describe a jaffacake? They are in the biscuit Isle, but should they be moved to the cakes? " They are officially classified as cakes, under European law - McVities even took this to the European court to have them officially classified as cakes because you don't have to pay VAT on chocolate covered cakes, but you do on chocolate covered biscuits. They should however, stay with the biscuits. | |||
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"How would you describe a jaffacake? They are in the biscuit Isle, but should they be moved to the cakes? They are officially classified as cakes, under European law - McVities even took this to the European court to have them officially classified as cakes because you don't have to pay VAT on chocolate covered cakes, but you do on chocolate covered biscuits. They should however, stay with the biscuits." No one gives a damn about European court, BREXIT! Power to the people  | |||
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"How would you describe a jaffacake? They are in the biscuit Isle, but should they be moved to the cakes? They are officially classified as cakes, under European law - McVities even took this to the European court to have them officially classified as cakes because you don't have to pay VAT on chocolate covered cakes, but you do on chocolate covered biscuits. They should however, stay with the biscuits. No one gives a damn about European court, BREXIT! Power to the people "Some of us didn't vote out though. Brexit my arse. | |||
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"They're absolutely a biscuit. You don't jam 20 cakes in a packet..." course you do..they're tiny. you wouldn't sell them individually now would you. see..change the size of a thing and it confuses the fuck out of people | |||
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"How would you describe a jaffacake? They are in the biscuit Isle, but should they be moved to the cakes? They are officially classified as cakes, under European law - McVities even took this to the European court to have them officially classified as cakes because you don't have to pay VAT on chocolate covered cakes, but you do on chocolate covered biscuits. They should however, stay with the biscuits. No one gives a damn about European court, BREXIT! Power to the people
Some of us didn't vote out though. Brexit my arse."I did not even get to vote but still, it happened therefore any classification made under the European law becomes invalid. Jaffacakes are biscuits  | |||
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"How would you describe a jaffacake? They are in the biscuit Isle, but should they be moved to the cakes? They are officially classified as cakes, under European law - McVities even took this to the European court to have them officially classified as cakes because you don't have to pay VAT on chocolate covered cakes, but you do on chocolate covered biscuits. They should however, stay with the biscuits. No one gives a damn about European court, BREXIT! Power to the people
Some of us didn't vote out though. Brexit my arse.
I did not even get to vote but still, it happened therefore any classification made under the European law becomes invalid. Jaffacakes are biscuits "We're still part of the EU, and will be for a long time yet. Cakes. | |||
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"In Ireland they are cakes due to the moisture content It is sponge with some orange jelly topped with chocolate - clearly a cake" they're a cake in Ireland because they're cakes  | |||
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"In Ireland they are cakes due to the moisture content It is sponge with some orange jelly topped with chocolate - clearly a cake they're a cake in Ireland because they're cakes " | |||
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"How would you describe a jaffacake? They are in the biscuit Isle, but should they be moved to the cakes? They are officially classified as cakes, under European law - McVities even took this to the European court to have them officially classified as cakes because you don't have to pay VAT on chocolate covered cakes, but you do on chocolate covered biscuits. They should however, stay with the biscuits. No one gives a damn about European court, BREXIT! Power to the people
Some of us didn't vote out though. Brexit my arse.
I did not even get to vote but still, it happened therefore any classification made under the European law becomes invalid. Jaffacakes are biscuits
We're still part of the EU, and will be for a long time yet. Cakes."From now on everytime I'm about to eat a Jaffacake, I'll whisper to it that it's just a biscuit and whether it wants it or not it's going in my stomach as a biscuit. | |||
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" From now on everytime I'm about to eat a Jaffacake, I'll whisper to it that it's just a biscuit and whether it wants it or not it's going in my stomach as a biscuit." | |||
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CAKE! You can't dunk a Jaffa into a coffee and if you do then you're weird! | |||
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"How would you describe a jaffacake? They are in the biscuit Isle, but should they be moved to the cakes? They are officially classified as cakes, under European law - McVities even took this to the European court to have them officially classified as cakes because you don't have to pay VAT on chocolate covered cakes, but you do on chocolate covered biscuits. They should however, stay with the biscuits. No one gives a damn about European court, BREXIT! Power to the people
Some of us didn't vote out though. Brexit my arse.
I did not even get to vote but still, it happened therefore any classification made under the European law becomes invalid. Jaffacakes are biscuits
We're still part of the EU, and will be for a long time yet. Cakes.
From now on everytime I'm about to eat a Jaffacake, I'll whisper to it that it's just a biscuit and whether it wants it or not it's going in my stomach as a biscuit."Do that 3 times and Angela Merkel appears behind you with a strap on | |||
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"Don't be hijack in a thread and turning it into a brexit one, there's plenty threads about brexit already. Here I'll hold the door open for you
CAKE! You can't dunk a Jaffa into a coffee and if you do then you're weird!"Bravo, Madam, bravo! I'm with this nice lady right here. CAKE! | |||
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"Don't be hijack in a thread and turning it into a brexit one, there's plenty threads about brexit already. Here I'll hold the door open for you
CAKE! You can't dunk a Jaffa into a coffee and if you do then you're weird!"Depends on how big the coffee cup is? mines a Sports Direct one... double the size of a normal cup.... not that I dunk jaffacakes though, they don't even get near a cup  | |||
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"Don't be hijack in a thread and turning it into a brexit one, there's plenty threads about brexit already. Here I'll hold the door open for you
CAKE! You can't dunk a Jaffa into a coffee and if you do then you're weird!
Bravo, Madam, bravo!
I'm with this nice lady right here. CAKE!"I got called "nice" and "lady" in the same sentence. Screenshot, printed, framed and rammed in friends faces saying "told you so" | |||
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"Don't be hijack in a thread and turning it into a brexit one, there's plenty threads about brexit already. Here I'll hold the door open for you
CAKE! You can't dunk a Jaffa into a coffee and if you do then you're weird!
Depends on how big the coffee cup is? mines a Sports Direct one... double the size of a normal cup.... not that I dunk jaffacakes though, they don't even get near a cup "I'm to slow to drink out of them..last half is always cold :/ | |||
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"Don't be hijack in a thread and turning it into a brexit one, there's plenty threads about brexit already. Here I'll hold the door open for you
CAKE! You can't dunk a Jaffa into a coffee and if you do then you're weird!
Bravo, Madam, bravo!
I'm with this nice lady right here. CAKE!
I got called "nice" and "lady" in the same sentence. Screenshot, printed, framed and rammed in friends faces saying "told you so" "A lady would never ram anything into a persons face!  | |||
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" I got called "nice" and "lady" in the same sentence. Screenshot, printed, framed and rammed in friends faces saying "told you so" "How about a nice 'young' lady 
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"Don't be hijack in a thread and turning it into a brexit one, there's plenty threads about brexit already. Here I'll hold the door open for you
CAKE! You can't dunk a Jaffa into a coffee and if you do then you're weird!"I don't drink coffee, but I did dip Jaffacakes in my tea | |||
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" I'm to slow to drink out of them..last half is always cold :/ " Make it with full fat milk and add 7 sugars... it doesn't get time to get cold | |||
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"Don't be hijack in a thread and turning it into a brexit one, there's plenty threads about brexit already. Here I'll hold the door open for you
CAKE! You can't dunk a Jaffa into a coffee and if you do then you're weird!
I don't drink coffee, but I did dip Jaffacakes in my tea "No! Just no! Let me get you a therapist | |||
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"Don't be hijack in a thread and turning it into a brexit one, there's plenty threads about brexit already. Here I'll hold the door open for you
CAKE! You can't dunk a Jaffa into a coffee and if you do then you're weird!
Bravo, Madam, bravo!
I'm with this nice lady right here. CAKE!
I got called "nice" and "lady" in the same sentence. Screenshot, printed, framed and rammed in friends faces saying "told you so"
A lady would never ram anything into a persons face!"Damn it! I'll wave it then or send copies. | |||
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"Don't be hijack in a thread and turning it into a brexit one, there's plenty threads about brexit already. Here I'll hold the door open for you
CAKE! You can't dunk a Jaffa into a coffee and if you do then you're weird!
Depends on how big the coffee cup is? mines a Sports Direct one... double the size of a normal cup.... not that I dunk jaffacakes though, they don't even get near a cup
I'm to slow to drink out of them..last half is always cold :/ "Wuss, how can you give a valid opinion when you don't even drink your tea/coffee properly. I always use two mugs, 1 litre (Smoky Lapsang) and 0.5 litre (Grapefruit & Mango) mug. | |||
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"what about tea cakes, they've always been sitting quietly in the background with their biscuit base knowing they only got thru on the Jaffa Cake ruling... xx"Well you definitely aren't dipping them into a coffee! Hmm but cake or biscuit... Biscuit with marshmallow on top, but in the cake section. Maybe they can swap places with the jaffacakes. | |||
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"Don't be hijack in a thread and turning it into a brexit one, there's plenty threads about brexit already. Here I'll hold the door open for you
CAKE! You can't dunk a Jaffa into a coffee and if you do then you're weird!
Bravo, Madam, bravo!
I'm with this nice lady right here. CAKE!
I got called "nice" and "lady" in the same sentence. Screenshot, printed, framed and rammed in friends faces saying "told you so"
A lady would never ram anything into a persons face!
Damn it! I'll wave it then or send copies."What are you waving in peoples faces? I've completely lost my mind since I looked at your profile, and associated bottom!  | |||
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"The generic rule, in order to tell the difference, is to see the change in the item as it goes stale. A biscuit will go from hard to soft, as it becomes stale. However, a cake will do the opposite and go from soft to hard, as it goes stale. Jaffa cakes follow the latter. Therefore, Jaffa Cakes are in fact cakes. The clue is also in the name "I already said all this at the top - keep up | |||
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"Don't be hijack in a thread and turning it into a brexit one, there's plenty threads about brexit already. Here I'll hold the door open for you
CAKE! You can't dunk a Jaffa into a coffee and if you do then you're weird!
Depends on how big the coffee cup is? mines a Sports Direct one... double the size of a normal cup.... not that I dunk jaffacakes though, they don't even get near a cup
I'm to slow to drink out of them..last half is always cold :/
Wuss, how can you give a valid opinion when you don't even drink your tea/coffee properly. I always use two mugs, 1 litre (Smoky Lapsang) and 0.5 litre (Grapefruit & Mango) mug."you can't say that then follow it up with things like lapwang shoe song or whatever! that ain't tea proper tea! | |||
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"The generic rule, in order to tell the difference, is to see the change in the item as it goes stale. A biscuit will go from hard to soft, as it becomes stale. However, a cake will do the opposite and go from soft to hard, as it goes stale. Jaffa cakes follow the latter. Therefore, Jaffa Cakes are in fact cakes. The clue is also in the name "Your logic is flawed because you can buy family value Jaffacakes, they're hard when you first buy them but go soft after 1 or 2 days. | |||
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"The generic rule, in order to tell the difference, is to see the change in the item as it goes stale. A biscuit will go from hard to soft, as it becomes stale. However, a cake will do the opposite and go from soft to hard, as it goes stale. Jaffa cakes follow the latter. Therefore, Jaffa Cakes are in fact cakes. The clue is also in the name
I already said all this at the top - keep up "Damn! This is why I shouldn't start at the bottom and work my way up. | |||
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"what about tea cakes, they've always been sitting quietly in the background with their biscuit base knowing they only got thru on the Jaffa Cake ruling... xx
Well you definitely aren't dipping them into a coffee!
Hmm but cake or biscuit... Biscuit with marshmallow on top, but in the cake section. Maybe they can swap places with the jaffacakes."Well they're both called cakes and both allowed to classed as cakes by law so happy to eat both either way ...
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"spread a jaffacake with marmite..... 2 of the best flavours you can ever find
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"Don't be hijack in a thread and turning it into a brexit one, there's plenty threads about brexit already. Here I'll hold the door open for you
CAKE! You can't dunk a Jaffa into a coffee and if you do then you're weird!
Depends on how big the coffee cup is? mines a Sports Direct one... double the size of a normal cup.... not that I dunk jaffacakes though, they don't even get near a cup
I'm to slow to drink out of them..last half is always cold :/
Wuss, how can you give a valid opinion when you don't even drink your tea/coffee properly. I always use two mugs, 1 litre (Smoky Lapsang) and 0.5 litre (Grapefruit & Mango) mug.
you can't say that then follow it up with things like lapwang shoe song or whatever! that ain't tea proper tea! "How dare you, you monster! Go and enjoy your mediocre yorkshire tea while I enjoy my prime quality tea. | |||
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"spread a jaffacake with marmite..... 2 of the best flavours you can ever find
"I don't mind marmite too much..but on a cake of Jaffa!? jury's out on that one | |||
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"spread a jaffacake with marmite..... 2 of the best flavours you can ever find
I'm going to say, no"I'm going to agree. | |||
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"spread a jaffacake with marmite..... 2 of the best flavours you can ever find
I don't mind marmite too much..but on a cake of Jaffa!?
jury's out on that one "Don't knock it til you've tried it | |||
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"Don't be hijack in a thread and turning it into a brexit one, there's plenty threads about brexit already. Here I'll hold the door open for you
CAKE! You can't dunk a Jaffa into a coffee and if you do then you're weird!
Depends on how big the coffee cup is? mines a Sports Direct one... double the size of a normal cup.... not that I dunk jaffacakes though, they don't even get near a cup
I'm to slow to drink out of them..last half is always cold :/
Wuss, how can you give a valid opinion when you don't even drink your tea/coffee properly. I always use two mugs, 1 litre (Smoky Lapsang) and 0.5 litre (Grapefruit & Mango) mug.
you can't say that then follow it up with things like lapwang shoe song or whatever! that ain't tea proper tea!
How dare you, you monster!
Go and enjoy your mediocre yorkshire tea while I enjoy my prime quality tea."Yorkshire tea!? no no no..that's just missed representation that is..there's no tea plantations in Yorkshire  they just like to pretend they do | |||
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"Comes in.. Has a look round.. Has a giggle at the nice ladies comments.. Slowly backs back out and goes searching the biscuit barrel for a rogue jaffa cake.."  they'll go stale! | |||
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"Comes in.. Has a look round.. Has a giggle at the nice ladies comments.. Slowly backs back out and goes searching the biscuit barrel for a rogue jaffa cake.. they'll go stale!"And thus become......a jaffabiscuit. | |||
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"Comes in.. Has a look round.. Has a giggle at the nice ladies comments.. Slowly backs back out and goes searching the biscuit barrel for a rogue jaffa cake.. they'll go stale!
And thus become......a jaffabiscuit."You wouldn't eat them if they were stale, unless you were in the third world or poverty then maybe... | |||
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"spread a jaffacake with marmite..... 2 of the best flavours you can ever find
I don't mind marmite too much..but on a cake of Jaffa!?
jury's out on that one
Don't knock it til you've tried it "I wasn't knocking it...I'm just trying to get my head round it. I have neither in the house so an experiment is out of the question right now | |||
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"Comes in.. Has a look round.. Has a giggle at the nice ladies comments.. Slowly backs back out and goes searching the biscuit barrel for a rogue jaffa cake.. they'll go stale!
And thus become......a jaffabiscuit.
You wouldn't eat them if they were stale, unless you were in the third world or poverty then maybe..."You can still eat the smashing jaffa orangey bit | |||
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"Comes in.. Has a look round.. Has a giggle at the nice ladies comments.. Slowly backs back out and goes searching the biscuit barrel for a rogue jaffa cake.. they'll go stale!
And thus become......a jaffabiscuit.
You wouldn't eat them if they were stale, unless you were in the third world or poverty then maybe...
You can still eat the smashing jaffa orangey bit"I'm actually concerned at your knowledge of stale jaffacakes. How does anyone have a pack for so long that they turn stale | |||
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"Comes in.. Has a look round.. Has a giggle at the nice ladies comments.. Slowly backs back out and goes searching the biscuit barrel for a rogue jaffa cake.. they'll go stale!
And thus become......a jaffabiscuit.
You wouldn't eat them if they were stale, unless you were in the third world or poverty then maybe...
You can still eat the smashing jaffa orangey bit
I'm actually concerned at your knowledge of stale jaffacakes. How does anyone have a pack for so long that they turn stale "I'm in a poverty stricken third world country at time of writing. | |||
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"Comes in.. Has a look round.. Has a giggle at the nice ladies comments.. Slowly backs back out and goes searching the biscuit barrel for a rogue jaffa cake.. they'll go stale!
And thus become......a jaffabiscuit.
You wouldn't eat them if they were stale, unless you were in the third world or poverty then maybe..."Does Norf of Watford class as the third world?? (ducks and quickly takes cover) | |||
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"Comes in.. Has a look round.. Has a giggle at the nice ladies comments.. Slowly backs back out and goes searching the biscuit barrel for a rogue jaffa cake.. they'll go stale!
And thus become......a jaffabiscuit.
You wouldn't eat them if they were stale, unless you were in the third world or poverty then maybe...
You can still eat the smashing jaffa orangey bit
I'm actually concerned at your knowledge of stale jaffacakes. How does anyone have a pack for so long that they turn stale "Was just thinking how do you miss one?... pack opens, contents eaten, nothing to leave behind ...
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"Comes in.. Has a look round.. Has a giggle at the nice ladies comments.. Slowly backs back out and goes searching the biscuit barrel for a rogue jaffa cake.. they'll go stale!
And thus become......a jaffabiscuit.
You wouldn't eat them if they were stale, unless you were in the third world or poverty then maybe...
You can still eat the smashing jaffa orangey bit
I'm actually concerned at your knowledge of stale jaffacakes. How does anyone have a pack for so long that they turn stale
I'm in a poverty stricken third world country at time of writing."With wifi or 3G/4G? | |||
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"spread a jaffacake with marmite..... 2 of the best flavours you can ever find
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"spread a jaffacake with marmite..... 2 of the best flavours you can ever find
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"Comes in.. Has a look round.. Has a giggle at the nice ladies comments.. Slowly backs back out and goes searching the biscuit barrel for a rogue jaffa cake.. they'll go stale!
And thus become......a jaffabiscuit.
You wouldn't eat them if they were stale, unless you were in the third world or poverty then maybe...
You can still eat the smashing jaffa orangey bit
I'm actually concerned at your knowledge of stale jaffacakes. How does anyone have a pack for so long that they turn stale
I'm in a poverty stricken third world country at time of writing.
With wifi or 3G/4G?"I'm sending these messages with the power of my mind. | |||
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Any one of those... I get called things like that regular "I think its terrible you should put up with such abuse, there are lots of couples, single females and males who like it and enjoy being themselves, theres even a few club nights that cater for it and no one would dare abuse you like that for going... Each to their own we say and dont let others make you feel bad for doing what you want...
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" Any one of those... I get called things like that regular
I think its terrible you should put up with such abuse, there are lots of couples, single females and males who like it and enjoy being themselves, theres even a few club nights that cater for it and no one would dare abuse you like that for going... Each to their own we say and dont let others make you feel bad for doing what you want...
xx"Some of us are openly weird.... its like having black pepper on EVERYTHING.... something else that I love
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" Any one of those... I get called things like that regular
I think its terrible you should put up with such abuse, there are lots of couples, single females and males who like it and enjoy being themselves, theres even a few club nights that cater for it and no one would dare abuse you like that for going... Each to their own we say and dont let others make you feel bad for doing what you want...
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Some of us are openly weird.... its like having black pepper on EVERYTHING.... something else that I love
"Over freshly griddles pancakes, grilled bacon and maple syrup | |||
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" Over freshly griddles pancakes, grilled bacon and maple syrup " Sounds yummy!
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" Some of us are openly weird.... its like having black pepper on EVERYTHING.... something else that I love
Over freshly griddles pancakes, grilled bacon and maple syrup "Had that Sunday for brunch ...
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