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By *avrick15 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow

There would be a few nice folk trying to chat, some people sitting in the corner not talking to people lurking, a few standing at the edge of the bar sneering and waiting to be offended and a half dozen single guys outside that can't get in that are asking everyone walking past how they should walk in the door and what to do once they got there.... all with their cocks out

Fckin ell...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the old biddy sitting in the corner perving over all the young, fit men

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I'd probably be barred!

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

I'm the anti social cow in the booth in the corner with a pot of tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's round is it then?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm the anti social cow in the booth in the corner with a pot of tea "

I'll join you, as long as there are no wasps around

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm the old biddy sitting in the corner perving over all the young, fit men "

I'll come sit with you

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By *avrick15 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"I'd probably be barred! "

I'd probably be outside barred with you too lol

Fck me some people get a right wasp in their arse on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be asking for a drink they didn't have....

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By *avrick15 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"Who's round is it then?! "

Free drinks for everyone.... except the snidey moaning aresholes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did anyone bring nuts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd be asking for a drink they didn't have.... "

Yep probably us too. And complaining about the music.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shot anyone?

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By *avrick15 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"Did anyone bring nuts? "

Got some nice salty ones right here

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"I'm the anti social cow in the booth in the corner with a pot of tea

I'll join you, as long as there are no wasps around "

Just don't order the chicken and you'll be fine xD

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I'd probably be barred!

I'd probably be outside barred with you too lol

Fck me some people get a right wasp in their arse on here "

Pesky little critters. Swat them!

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I'd probably be barred!

I'd probably be outside barred with you too lol

Fck me some people get a right wasp in their arse on here

Pesky little critters. Swat them! "

And the wasps!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's cold out here! Let me in! He's nearly gone inside me!

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By *avrick15 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"Shot anyone?"

Rack up a dozen jaegers and a dozen flaming sambucas!!

It's going off in here tonight !! Woohoo

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'd be asking for a drink they didn't have.... "

I'll have taboo, they never have that

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By *avrick15 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"I'd probably be barred!

I'd probably be outside barred with you too lol

Fck me some people get a right wasp in their arse on here

Pesky little critters. Swat them!

And the wasps! "

They will be crushed!!

I will save you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh you'd all fucking love me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd probably be barred!

I'd probably be outside barred with you too lol

Fck me some people get a right wasp in their arse on here "

Was that aimed at me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd be asking for a drink they didn't have....

I'll have taboo, they never have that "

Funny you should say that I just acquired a box for an ex-colleague who had trouble finding it... well she said that but I think I may have been conned into buying it... such a muppet I am

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"It's cold out here! Let me in! He's nearly gone inside me! "

Made me think of the scene in Evolution with the bug thing in the guys leg. Do you want some ice cream for your bum too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My local is the cock inn lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd probably be barred!

I'd probably be outside barred with you too lol

Fck me some people get a right wasp in their arse on here

Pesky little critters. Swat them!

And the wasps! "

had a little social a few months ago in a pub garden..The main theme of which was wasps

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By *iver2015Woman
over a year ago

middlesbrough

I'll be stood at the jukebox, drinking JD.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id confuse the fuck out of all the guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's cold out here! Let me in! He's nearly gone inside me!

Made me think of the scene in Evolution with the bug thing in the guys leg. Do you want some ice cream for your bum too? "

Oh it's been so long since I've seen that film!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm the anti social cow in the booth in the corner with a pot of tea

I'll join you, as long as there are no wasps around "

ah...This one just spotted this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be barred, then start a thread about it. That's how this works, isn't it?

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By *avrick15 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"oh you'd all fucking love me "

We'd have you up on stage doing a show.. brill

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By *avrick15 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"I'd be barred, then start a thread about it. That's how this works, isn't it? "

I'd invite you back in once it all calmed down tho.. only love in our house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd be barred, then start a thread about it. That's how this works, isn't it? "

I'm gonna start my own forum pub.... with blackjack .... and hookers!

You know what forget the forum pub!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be the guy sitting alone too shy to approach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh you'd all fucking love me

We'd have you up on stage doing a show.. brill "

EASY,,,and id take the piss out the lot of ya,,lol

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By *avrick15 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"I'll be stood at the jukebox, drinking JD. "

As long as you wear some denim hot pants cowboy boots and dance to "I love rock and roll"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"id confuse the fuck out of all the guys "

You'd be the star attraction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would be the guy sitting alone too shy to approach"

id zoom a spot light on ya n shout ,,"LOOK AT HIM"!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"id confuse the fuck out of all the guys

You'd be the star attraction"

I know

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By *avrick15 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"I'd be barred, then start a thread about it. That's how this works, isn't it?

I'm gonna start my own forum pub.... with blackjack .... and hookers!

You know what forget the forum pub! "

Hey hey we have a casino section man... stay a while and trade some sex chips.. you never know what you might cash in

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I'd be the one with the mug of beer leading everyone in a rendition of the Hedgehog Song.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What would we call the pub?

The Forum sounds too obvious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm the old biddy sitting in the corner perving over all the young, fit men "

Can I squeeze in for some perving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm the anti social cow in the booth in the corner with a pot of tea "

I'm sat with her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will there be darts.... I do love a good game of round the clock or better still pool.

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Shot anyone?"

Nope!

My probation officer forbids it!

Plus it tends to ruin a pub atmosphere

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By *avrick15 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"I'm the old biddy sitting in the corner perving over all the young, fit men

Can I squeeze in for some perving "

Always room for a fellow Glaswegian

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I'd probably be barred!

I'd probably be outside barred with you too lol

Fck me some people get a right wasp in their arse on here

Pesky little critters. Swat them!

And the wasps!

They will be crushed!!

I will save you "

They are just wasps! Not as if they are a pack of hungry veloceraptors!

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"I'm the anti social cow in the booth in the corner with a pot of tea

I'm sat with her "

And your be very welcome!

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By *iver2015Woman
over a year ago

middlesbrough


"I'll be stood at the jukebox, drinking JD.

As long as you wear some denim hot pants cowboy boots and dance to "I love rock and roll" "

I'd only wear denim hot pants if the pub needed clearing out quickly!

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I'd probably be barred!

I'd probably be outside barred with you too lol

Fck me some people get a right wasp in their arse on here

Pesky little critters. Swat them!

And the wasps!

had a little social a few months ago in a pub garden..The main theme of which was wasps "

I watched something the other day about this wasp in south America which killed and ate tarantulas (and other gruesome stuff!)

Wouldnt want one of them buzzing around your cider!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What would we call the pub?

The Forum sounds too obvious"

The Gushing Twat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be sitting in the most isolated place, drinking orange juice through a straw

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

ill have an iced water and go sit outside..anyone wants me im under the patio heater , talking to the pub cat x

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"oh you'd all fucking love me "

Oooo sit with me?

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"What would we call the pub?

The Forum sounds too obvious

The Gushing Twat"

Yeah but what's the pub called?

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

I'd be the one stood at the bar my back to the room talking utter bollocks to a mate missing all the opportunities that would open up if only I'd turn round and be sociable.

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By *avrick15 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"I'd probably be barred!

I'd probably be outside barred with you too lol

Fck me some people get a right wasp in their arse on here

Pesky little critters. Swat them!

And the wasps!

They will be crushed!!

I will save you

They are just wasps! Not as if they are a pack of hungry veloceraptors! "

If there's velociraptors we're all fucked!! And not in a good way!!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"ill have an iced water and go sit outside..anyone wants me im under the patio heater , talking to the pub cat x"

That's spooky, I do that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id call it,,nutters,,cos that's what folk think of swingers,,lets be honest

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By *avrick15 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"I'll be stood at the jukebox, drinking JD.

As long as you wear some denim hot pants cowboy boots and dance to "I love rock and roll"

I'd only wear denim hot pants if the pub needed clearing out quickly! "

Oh behave.. you'd look a hot tomolly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

HEY....I'll have a Babycham......and a bag of scratchings.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"What would we call the pub?

The Forum sounds too obvious

The Gushing Twat"

As in "fancy a drink at the gushing twat?"

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I can kill wasps

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By *avrick15 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"What would we call the pub?

The Forum sounds too obvious

The Gushing Twat

Yeah but what's the pub called? "

The pub is called "Chance Encounters"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What would we call the pub?

The Forum sounds too obvious

The Gushing Twat

Yeah but what's the pub called? "

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I'd probably be barred!

I'd probably be outside barred with you too lol

Fck me some people get a right wasp in their arse on here

Pesky little critters. Swat them!

And the wasps!

They will be crushed!!

I will save you

They are just wasps! Not as if they are a pack of hungry veloceraptors!

If there's velociraptors we're all fucked!! And not in a good way!! "

This is why we would should all have cross bows! And when I say all I mean me!

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By *avrick15 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"I'd probably be barred!

I'd probably be outside barred with you too lol

Fck me some people get a right wasp in their arse on here

Pesky little critters. Swat them!

And the wasps!

They will be crushed!!

I will save you

They are just wasps! Not as if they are a pack of hungry veloceraptors!

If there's velociraptors we're all fucked!! And not in a good way!!

This is why we would should all have cross bows! And when I say all I mean me! "

I have one... and three shotguns... for the zombie apocalypse of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd be barred, then start a thread about it. That's how this works, isn't it?

I'm gonna start my own forum pub.... with blackjack .... and hookers!

You know what forget the forum pub!

Hey hey we have a casino section man... stay a while and trade some sex chips.. you never know what you might cash in "

Right which one of us has some large inheritance? I vote we give it to this guy? Build our dreams!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What would we call the pub?

The Forum sounds too obvious"

We actually had a pub in my home city called The Cockwell Inn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What would we call the pub?

The Forum sounds too obvious"

Ummm it's Club Forum duh!

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By *avrick15 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"I'd be barred, then start a thread about it. That's how this works, isn't it?

I'm gonna start my own forum pub.... with blackjack .... and hookers!

You know what forget the forum pub!

Hey hey we have a casino section man... stay a while and trade some sex chips.. you never know what you might cash in

Right which one of us has some large inheritance? I vote we give it to this guy? Build our dreams! "

Funny you say that... been contemplating a club for a bit now. It may happen someday

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Id be by the jukebox dancing, talking to everyone, or if id had a drink dancing on a table

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm the old biddy sitting in the corner perving over all the young, fit men

Can I squeeze in for some perving

Always room for a fellow Glaswegian "

Lovely jubbly

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By *avrick15 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"What would we call the pub?

The Forum sounds too obvious

We actually had a pub in my home city called The Cockwell Inn. "

Ha ha I like that by I've already said it's

Chance Encounters

sexy alluring and you never know what might happen inside

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By *avrick15 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"Id be by the jukebox dancing, talking to everyone, or if id had a drink dancing on a table"

Oi no dancing on the tables this is a classy joint

Don't make me get the cane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id be the barmaid that everyone talks too but nobody really takes any notice of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who's round is it then?!

Free drinks for everyone.... except the snidey moaning aresholes "

Cheap round then

Oooooooh

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

For a traditional pub style name shouldn't it be Ye Olde Cocke and Pusseye?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be the lonely guy sitting in the dark corner looking at all the guys with the stunning ladies, wondering why that can't be me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd spike everyones drink

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By *avrick15 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"id be the barmaid that everyone talks too but nobody really takes any notice of "

They would certainly take notice of the lovely gallery you display

We will ensure the bar is elevated so you draw their eyes better

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I'll be the lonely guy sitting in the dark corner looking at all the guys with the stunning ladies, wondering why that can't be me "

Come sit outside with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd be barred, then start a thread about it. That's how this works, isn't it?

I'm gonna start my own forum pub.... with blackjack .... and hookers!

You know what forget the forum pub!

Hey hey we have a casino section man... stay a while and trade some sex chips.. you never know what you might cash in

Right which one of us has some large inheritance? I vote we give it to this guy? Build our dreams!

Funny you say that... been contemplating a club for a bit now. It may happen someday "

Well I'm looking to get pissed sometime tonight? That long enough planning? I mean you have quite the team here!

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

Who wants to dance?

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By *avrick15 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"Who's round is it then?!

Free drinks for everyone.... except the snidey moaning aresholes

Cheap round then

Oooooooh "

Man be positive lots of cool people here already... the wolves will be kept at the door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd cum too early

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm the anti social cow in the booth in the corner with a pot of tea "

Close but I'd prefer coffee or a pint to the tea .

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By *avrick15 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"Who wants to dance?"

Yas!!! I'm in

Throw some bows sexy lady x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"id be the barmaid that everyone talks too but nobody really takes any notice of

They would certainly take notice of the lovely gallery you display

We will ensure the bar is elevated so you draw their eyes better "

why thank you kindly. you can stay for a lock in

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By *avrick15 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"id be the barmaid that everyone talks too but nobody really takes any notice of

They would certainly take notice of the lovely gallery you display

We will ensure the bar is elevated so you draw their eyes better

why thank you kindly. you can stay for a lock in "

I'd help you clean the pipes yahoo

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

too manic for me, im off xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LAST ORDERS!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I put my cock away? It's cold out here...

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By *rs DCouple
over a year ago

far


"oh you'd all fucking love me "
yes we would chic xx

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"LAST ORDERS!"

Another pot of tea please and a plate of cheesy chips, I'm a bit peckish

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By *avrick15 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow

***** opening tonight ******

Upstairs new lounge bar with cubby hole booths, each styled in a different fab way

Private rooms and VIP private hire sections, complete with all manner of equipment

Foam parties every last Saturday of the month

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"LAST ORDERS!"

We're having a lock in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh you'd all fucking love me yes we would chic xx "

LOL,,AWE TY,X,,cant say ive ever had any hassle in real life,,most folk are very very nice

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By *avrick15 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"LAST ORDERS!"

Oi it's only 10pm and we have a late license

Keep singing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who wants to dance?"

Hell yeah.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"LAST ORDERS!

Oi it's only 10pm and we have a late license

Keep singing "

oh,,,,,ok,,,"SOMETIMES ITS,,,,,HARD TO BE A WOMEN"

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By *avrick15 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"LAST ORDERS!

Another pot of tea please and a plate of cheesy chips, I'm a bit peckish"

We haven't opened the fab restaurant yet but the bar will do some food if you talk nice to our booby barmaid above

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

How big is the dance floor? It's kinda turned from a pub to a club so there must be a decent dance floor I need space to dance.. everybody needs to dance crutches distance away from me

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"too manic for me, im off xx"

And there was me about to buy you a drink too...ah well!! Another chance passes me by.

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By *avrick15 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"How big is the dance floor? It's kinda turned from a pub to a club so there must be a decent dance floor I need space to dance.. everybody needs to dance crutches distance away from me "

The whole place is 5k sq meters, I have big idea lady

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"I'll be stood at the jukebox, drinking JD. "

I'm coming over to you with my empty glass as they don't stock my drink

What tunes we playing?

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By *avrick15 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"too manic for me, im off xx

And there was me about to buy you a drink too...ah well!! Another chance passes me by."

Go go introduce yourself and get the lady a nice drink

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By *avrick15 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"I'll be stood at the jukebox, drinking JD.

I'm coming over to you with my empty glass as they don't stock my drink

What tunes we playing?"

Live bands on a Friday... any requests ?

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Me an my mates ave bought this bar three times over and we still aint fekin welcome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It'd be a shit boozer where people drank tea and ate cake rather than getting hammered and making an ass of themselves on the karaoke/dancefloor/tabletops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm shooting pool in a short black leather mini skirt and skimpy top. I love shiny balls

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By *avrick15 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"Me an my mates ave bought this bar three times over and we still aint fekin welcome."

Ha ha it ain't the fee that gets people into the Chance Encounters mate!

It's the participation

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By *avrick15 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"I'm shooting pool in a short black leather mini skirt and skimpy top. I love shiny balls "

wow

There wouldn't be a guy in the place shooting pool with a rope that's for sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

***** opening tonight ******

Upstairs new lounge bar with cubby hole booths, each styled in a different fab way

Private rooms and VIP private hire sections, complete with all manner of equipment

Foam parties every last Saturday of the month"

ooo foam you say right Im in the middle

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By *eaded_BazMan
over a year ago

Truro


"id be the barmaid that everyone talks too but nobody really takes any notice of "

Make mine a double please and I'll have it one of those glasses on the very bottom shelf behind you please and a packet of scampi fries from the really high shelf. It's ok take your time. ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What would we call the pub?

The Forum sounds too obvious

The Gushing Twat"

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By *avrick15 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"

***** opening tonight ******

Upstairs new lounge bar with cubby hole booths, each styled in a different fab way

Private rooms and VIP private hire sections, complete with all manner of equipment

Foam parties every last Saturday of the month

ooo foam you say right Im in the middle "

My my and it would be like an episode of funhouse from the 90s and everyone would be trying to find you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

champagne anybody? i think we need too pop a few corks

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By *avrick15 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"id be the barmaid that everyone talks too but nobody really takes any notice of

Make mine a double please and I'll have it one of those glasses on the very bottom shelf behind you please and a packet of scampi fries from the really high shelf. It's ok take your time. ??"

You got barred for that before Baz ha ha

Just ask the lady politely for a flash if she likes you you might get lucky!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"id be the barmaid that everyone talks too but nobody really takes any notice of

Make mine a double please and I'll have it one of those glasses on the very bottom shelf behind you please and a packet of scampi fries from the really high shelf. It's ok take your time. ??"

can't quite reach, hang on a mo

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By *avrick15 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"id be the barmaid that everyone talks too but nobody really takes any notice of

Make mine a double please and I'll have it one of those glasses on the very bottom shelf behind you please and a packet of scampi fries from the really high shelf. It's ok take your time. ??

can't quite reach, hang on a mo "

See

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"too manic for me, im off xx

And there was me about to buy you a drink too...ah well!! Another chance passes me by.

Go go introduce yourself and get the lady a nice drink "

Think she's gone to the bar next door...back soon!!

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By *avrick15 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow

*** Naughty November ***

Cold weather and leather night, wrap up tight and warm.

The heat turns up at 8pm until the early hours can you handle it!

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

Ok, I'm here I'm sitting in the floor, doing 'oops upside your head', mind you don't knock my Malibu and Coke over btw, the condom machine in the gents is empty Mrs blue eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm the old biddy sitting in the corner perving over all the young, fit men

I'll come sit with you "

Budge up bird I'm joining you two. Have a peanut.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pub name leather and feathers

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By *eaded_BazMan
over a year ago

Truro


"id be the barmaid that everyone talks too but nobody really takes any notice of

Make mine a double please and I'll have it one of those glasses on the very bottom shelf behind you please and a packet of scampi fries from the really high shelf. It's ok take your time. ??

You got barred for that before Baz ha ha

Just ask the lady politely for a flash if she likes you you might get lucky!! "

I couldn't get that lucky, although I was in pub on cricket tour on the Isle of Wight when it did lol, we went back the next night

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By *avrick15 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"pub name leather and feathers"

Now I like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm the old biddy sitting in the corner perving over all the young, fit men

I'll come sit with you

Budge up bird I'm joining you two. Have a peanut. "

I'm liking this table! Let's sit here lads!

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby


"I'd probably be barred!

I'd probably be outside barred with you too lol

Fck me some people get a right wasp in their arse on here

Pesky little critters. Swat them!

And the wasps!

had a little social a few months ago in a pub garden..The main theme of which was wasps

I watched something the other day about this wasp in south America which killed and ate tarantulas (and other gruesome stuff!)

Wouldnt want one of them buzzing around your cider! "
Anywhere near the rain forests and there would always be a good chance of some large centipede or similar creature where you least expect it.. stick Insects there the lenght of frying pans certainly would,nt be a place to camp out at night there is always a first time to be bit...

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By *eaded_BazMan
over a year ago

Truro


"What would we call the pub?

The Forum sounds too obvious"

The hungry beaver ?

The glory hole ? (My local was called the hole in the wall)

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By *avrick15 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"I'd probably be barred!

I'd probably be outside barred with you too lol

Fck me some people get a right wasp in their arse on here

Pesky little critters. Swat them!

And the wasps!

had a little social a few months ago in a pub garden..The main theme of which was wasps

I watched something the other day about this wasp in south America which killed and ate tarantulas (and other gruesome stuff!)

Wouldnt want one of them buzzing around your cider! Anywhere near the rain forests and there would always be a good chance of some large centipede or similar creature where you least expect it.. stick Insects there the lenght of frying pans certainly would,nt be a place to camp out at night there is always a first time to be bit... "

Fckin ell it's like David Attenboroughs blue planet in this corner people are trying to have a foam party man!!

Get a drink and feel the foam!!!!!!

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By *avrick15 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"What would we call the pub?

The Forum sounds too obvious

The hungry beaver ?

The glory hole ? (My local was called the hole in the wall)

lol I like the Hungry Beaver, what about

The Angry Beaver

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can kill wasps "

three months too bloody late is this bit of news...needed you back in August

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london


"Ok, I'm here I'm sitting in the floor, doing 'oops upside your head', mind you don't knock my Malibu and Coke over btw, the condom machine in the gents is empty Mrs blue eyes "

You put 50p in the condom machine and it gives you a pound change. Who wants to fck on a night like this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What would we call the pub?

The Forum sounds too obvious"

The Cock in Cider

The Spit and Polish

The Cock and Bull?

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By *avrick15 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"Ok, I'm here I'm sitting in the floor, doing 'oops upside your head', mind you don't knock my Malibu and Coke over btw, the condom machine in the gents is empty Mrs blue eyes

You put 50p in the condom machine and it gives you a pound change. Who wants to fck on a night like this?"

No condom machines bud, all the booths and rooms are well stocked on all variants

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"Ok, I'm here I'm sitting in the floor, doing 'oops upside your head', mind you don't knock my Malibu and Coke over btw, the condom machine in the gents is empty Mrs blue eyes

You put 50p in the condom machine and it gives you a pound change. Who wants to fck on a night like this?"
. Meeeee, that's why I'm in the gents jeez, I thought that's what you do in pubs Mrs blue eyes

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By *avrick15 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"What would we call the pub?

The Forum sounds too obvious

The Cock in Cider

The Spit and Polish

The Cock and Bull?"

Nice

The Spit Roast

Club 69

The Playhouse

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By *avrick15 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"Ok, I'm here I'm sitting in the floor, doing 'oops upside your head', mind you don't knock my Malibu and Coke over btw, the condom machine in the gents is empty Mrs blue eyes

You put 50p in the condom machine and it gives you a pound change. Who wants to fck on a night like this?. Meeeee, that's why I'm in the gents jeez, I thought that's what you do in pubs Mrs blue eyes"

This is the only bar where that ain't a problem

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"Ok, I'm here I'm sitting in the floor, doing 'oops upside your head', mind you don't knock my Malibu and Coke over btw, the condom machine in the gents is empty Mrs blue eyes

You put 50p in the condom machine and it gives you a pound change. Who wants to fck on a night like this?. Meeeee, that's why I'm in the gents jeez, I thought that's what you do in pubs Mrs blue eyes

This is the only bar where that ain't a problem "
. Well thank feck for that, now where I did I put my Malibu and my bag of cheese and onion, snog anyone? Mrs blue eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd go straight to the bar, order a vino & 'ask Angela' for a safe passage out the back door...

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By *avrick15 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"Ok, I'm here I'm sitting in the floor, doing 'oops upside your head', mind you don't knock my Malibu and Coke over btw, the condom machine in the gents is empty Mrs blue eyes

You put 50p in the condom machine and it gives you a pound change. Who wants to fck on a night like this?. Meeeee, that's why I'm in the gents jeez, I thought that's what you do in pubs Mrs blue eyes

This is the only bar where that ain't a problem . Well thank feck for that, now where I did I put my Malibu and my bag of cheese and onion, snog anyone? Mrs blue eyes "

Cheese and onion !!?! Maybe a snog before that lol

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By *avrick15 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"I'd go straight to the bar, order a vino & 'ask Angela' for a safe passage out the back door... "

Don't leave early lots of more partying to do

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"I'd go straight to the bar, order a vino & 'ask Angela' for a safe passage out the back door... "

I'm frisking the cellar while no one notices me. Couple of bottles each?

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By *avrick15 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"I'd go straight to the bar, order a vino & 'ask Angela' for a safe passage out the back door...

I'm frisking the cellar while no one notices me. Couple of bottles each? "

And if you got caught in the cellar might be naughty punishment for you malady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd go straight to the bar, order a vino & 'ask Angela' for a safe passage out the back door...

I'm frisking the cellar while no one notices me. Couple of bottles each? "

sounds like a plan, I'll grab some nuts....

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london


"I'd go straight to the bar, order a vino & 'ask Angela' for a safe passage out the back door...

I'm frisking the cellar while no one notices me. Couple of bottles each? "

Bottle by the waist.

Woman by the neck.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"I'd go straight to the bar, order a vino & 'ask Angela' for a safe passage out the back door...

I'm frisking the cellar while no one notices me. Couple of bottles each?

And if you got caught in the cellar might be naughty punishment for you malady "

I asked for drink and offered tunes. Now I am stealing for Roxi and I. We are already gone

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"I'd go straight to the bar, order a vino & 'ask Angela' for a safe passage out the back door...

I'm frisking the cellar while no one notices me. Couple of bottles each?

sounds like a plan, I'll grab some nuts...."

Salty?

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By *avrick15 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"I'd go straight to the bar, order a vino & 'ask Angela' for a safe passage out the back door...

I'm frisking the cellar while no one notices me. Couple of bottles each?

And if you got caught in the cellar might be naughty punishment for you malady

I asked for drink and offered tunes. Now I am stealing for Roxi and I. We are already gone "

Shame could've had fun down there in the dark with two naughty sneaky bottle thiefs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd go straight to the bar, order a vino & 'ask Angela' for a safe passage out the back door...

I'm frisking the cellar while no one notices me. Couple of bottles each?

sounds like a plan, I'll grab some nuts....

Salty? "

Mixed?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

It's almost tempting to start smoking again so I can just stay outside the pub.

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By *avrick15 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"It's almost tempting to start smoking again so I can just stay outside the pub."

You trying to snag the low hanging fruit here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a people watcher.

I'd just be in the corner with a bemused smile.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"It's almost tempting to start smoking again so I can just stay outside the pub.

You trying to snag the low hanging fruit here? "

Nope.

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By *avrick15 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"I'm a people watcher.

I'd just be in the corner with a bemused smile. "

Masturbating no doubt

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By *avrick15 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"It's almost tempting to start smoking again so I can just stay outside the pub.

You trying to snag the low hanging fruit here?

Nope."

Why stand outside then???

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby


"I'd probably be barred!

I'd probably be outside barred with you too lol

Fck me some people get a right wasp in their arse on here

Pesky little critters. Swat them!

And the wasps!

had a little social a few months ago in a pub garden..The main theme of which was wasps

I watched something the other day about this wasp in south America which killed and ate tarantulas (and other gruesome stuff!)

Wouldnt want one of them buzzing around your cider! Anywhere near the rain forests and there would always be a good chance of some large centipede or similar creature where you least expect it.. stick Insects there the lenght of frying pans certainly would,nt be a place to camp out at night there is always a first time to be bit...

Fckin ell it's like David Attenboroughs blue planet in this corner people are trying to have a foam party man!!

Get a drink and feel the foam!!!!!! "
I could do with a foam mattress for me back ...

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"It'd be a shit boozer where people drank tea and ate cake rather than getting hammered and making an ass of themselves on the karaoke/dancefloor/tabletops "

Remind me not to invite you to any of my partys I like tea

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By *avrick15 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"I'd probably be barred!

I'd probably be outside barred with you too lol

Fck me some people get a right wasp in their arse on here

Pesky little critters. Swat them!

And the wasps!

had a little social a few months ago in a pub garden..The main theme of which was wasps

I watched something the other day about this wasp in south America which killed and ate tarantulas (and other gruesome stuff!)

Wouldnt want one of them buzzing around your cider! Anywhere near the rain forests and there would always be a good chance of some large centipede or similar creature where you least expect it.. stick Insects there the lenght of frying pans certainly would,nt be a place to camp out at night there is always a first time to be bit...

Fckin ell it's like David Attenboroughs blue planet in this corner people are trying to have a foam party man!!

Get a drink and feel the foam!!!!!! I could do with a foam mattress for me back ... "

Ha ha well the private rooms have foam mattress and some have a vibrating water bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It'd be a shit boozer where people drank tea and ate cake rather than getting hammered and making an ass of themselves on the karaoke/dancefloor/tabletops

Remind me not to invite you to any of my partys I like tea "

Special tea?

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"It'd be a shit boozer where people drank tea and ate cake rather than getting hammered and making an ass of themselves on the karaoke/dancefloor/tabletops

Remind me not to invite you to any of my partys I like tea

Special tea? "

I can think of at least 3 'special' teas... You'll have to be more specific

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By *avrick15 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"It'd be a shit boozer where people drank tea and ate cake rather than getting hammered and making an ass of themselves on the karaoke/dancefloor/tabletops

Remind me not to invite you to any of my partys I like tea

Special tea?

I can think of at least 3 'special' teas... You'll have to be more specific "

Intriguing we may need to consider a mad hatters tea party room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fuck,,,im pissed

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By *avrick15 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"fuck,,,im pissed "

Keep it together Mikki!! It's opening night!!

Do big spender !! Hit it!!

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby


"I'd probably be barred!

I'd probably be outside barred with you too lol

Fck me some people get a right wasp in their arse on here

Pesky little critters. Swat them!

And the wasps!

had a little social a few months ago in a pub garden..The main theme of which was wasps

I watched something the other day about this wasp in south America which killed and ate tarantulas (and other gruesome stuff!)

Wouldnt want one of them buzzing around your cider! Anywhere near the rain forests and there would always be a good chance of some large centipede or similar creature where you least expect it.. stick Insects there the lenght of frying pans certainly would,nt be a place to camp out at night there is always a first time to be bit...

Fckin ell it's like David Attenboroughs blue planet in this corner people are trying to have a foam party man!!

Get a drink and feel the foam!!!!!! I could do with a foam mattress for me back ...

Ha ha well the private rooms have foam mattress and some have a vibrating water bed "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It'd be a shit boozer where people drank tea and ate cake rather than getting hammered and making an ass of themselves on the karaoke/dancefloor/tabletops

Remind me not to invite you to any of my partys I like tea

Special tea?

I can think of at least 3 'special' teas... You'll have to be more specific "

Intriguing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be at the bar, drink in hand, thinking "Blimey, they let anyone in nowadays".

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By *avrick15 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"I'd be at the bar, drink in hand, thinking "Blimey, they let anyone in nowadays"."

Nana can you do the door tonight? Keep the quality high and the underwear low?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would be a big pub...with a lot of mess to clean up in the morning...

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By *avrick15 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"It would be a big pub...with a lot of mess to clean up in the morning... "

Is it just me or does that icon above look like what you'd imagine a Simpson characters vagina to look like ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"fuck,,,im pissed

Keep it together Mikki!! It's opening night!!

Do big spender !! Hit it!! "

are you saying ive big suspennnnnderrrrzzz,,god you look pretteee

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