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By *ellowbabes OP Couple
over a year ago

newport/cwmbran

A cuppa and a mince pie. Its nothing to do with

I just want one

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

"A cuppa and a mince pie. Its nothing to do with

I just want one

Stick kettle on , I'll nip t' shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want.....a gorgeous lady to come and play with me

Kinky

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

My aim for today is to get a coy if a book I created.

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By *hispers-40Woman
over a year ago

up the garden path

I want my fb right now but too far away

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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To not have to go to work

For time to hurry up

Some sex

That asking too much?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My aim for today is to get a coy if a book I created."

Is it Fly fishing? By J.R Hartley?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"To not have to go to work

For time to hurry up

Some sex

That asking too much?"

Some sex?

Hang around with me... Things just happen

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"My aim for today is to get a coy if a book I created.

Is it Fly fishing? By J.R Hartley? "

No, I'm on my way to the launch event. I figured I could at least purloin a copy of my hard work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Bold Girl

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"A Bold Girl

Yeah, you'll do.

Bend over, there's a good chap

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"To not have to go to work

For time to hurry up

Some sex

That asking too much?

Some sex?

Hang around with me... Things just happen

You have yourself a deal. Best offer I've had...well ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My aim for today is to get a coy if a book I created.

Is it Fly fishing? By J.R Hartley?

No, I'm on my way to the launch event. I figured I could at least purloin a copy of my hard work "

Marvelous!

Drinks and knibbles too? I love corporate hospitality!

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By *iver2015Woman
over a year ago

middlesbrough

I've just had some crumble. It was nice.

I want sex too

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"To not have to go to work

For time to hurry up

Some sex

That asking too much?

Some sex?

Hang around with me... Things just happen

You have yourself a deal. Best offer I've had...well ever

Your kind words have warmed the cockles of my rotten heart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cuppa and a mince pie. Its nothing to do with

I just want one

I'll get some in.

But I also want to know why I'm seeing Eve lyrics in my updates

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"My aim for today is to get a coy if a book I created.

Is it Fly fishing? By J.R Hartley?

No, I'm on my way to the launch event. I figured I could at least purloin a copy of my hard work

Marvelous!

Drinks and knibbles too? I love corporate hospitality!

God, yes, and booze

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"To not have to go to work

For time to hurry up

Some sex

That asking too much?

Some sex?

Hang around with me... Things just happen

You have yourself a deal. Best offer I've had...well ever

Your kind words have warmed the cockles of my rotten heart

Come here you

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By *hloe sussexTV/TS
over a year ago

Larne

I have a thing about Berlin's ,maybe I'm pregnant ,now that would be an immaculate conception lol

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By *ellowbabes OP Couple
over a year ago

newport/cwmbran

"A cuppa and a mince pie. Its nothing to do with

I just want one

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sorry I eat them all

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By *hloe sussexTV/TS
over a year ago

Larne

"I have a thing about Berlin's ,maybe I'm pregnant ,now that would be an immaculate conception lol

Berlin's ? That's gherkins ,I hate spell check grrrr

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By *abes in the woodWoman
over a year ago

wales

I want can of and nice cream cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everything I cant have apparently

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"To not have to go to work

For time to hurry up

Some sex

That asking too much?

Some sex?

Hang around with me... Things just happen

You have yourself a deal. Best offer I've had...well ever

Your kind words have warmed the cockles of my rotten heart

Come here you

What are you going to do with me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My aim for today is to get a coy if a book I created.

Is it Fly fishing? By J.R Hartley?

No, I'm on my way to the launch event. I figured I could at least purloin a copy of my hard work

Marvelous!

Drinks and knibbles too? I love corporate hospitality!

God, yes, and booze"

It's happening increasingly less thanks to a certain recent vote.

But when you get taken out on a companies dime and they really push the boat out for you, it's bloody marvelous!

I don't think I need to say "enjoy"

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"My aim for today is to get a coy if a book I created.

Is it Fly fishing? By J.R Hartley?

No, I'm on my way to the launch event. I figured I could at least purloin a copy of my hard work

Marvelous!

Drinks and knibbles too? I love corporate hospitality!

God, yes, and booze

It's happening increasingly less thanks to a certain recent vote.

But when you get taken out on a companies dime and they really push the boat out for you, it's bloody marvelous!

I don't think I need to say "enjoy"

I worked moderately hard on this job and the compliments have been rolling in this morning.

So I'm having a small jollie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My aim for today is to get a coy if a book I created.

Is it Fly fishing? By J.R Hartley?

No, I'm on my way to the launch event. I figured I could at least purloin a copy of my hard work

Marvelous!

Drinks and knibbles too? I love corporate hospitality!

God, yes, and booze

It's happening increasingly less thanks to a certain recent vote.

But when you get taken out on a companies dime and they really push the boat out for you, it's bloody marvelous!

I don't think I need to say "enjoy"

I worked moderately hard on this job and the compliments have been rolling in this morning.

So I'm having a small jollie

I shall correct my last statement. When you get taken out by a customer for a job well done? That is satisfying indeed!

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By *iver2015Woman
over a year ago

middlesbrough

"So I'm having a small jollie

I'd love even a small jollie

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"My aim for today is to get a coy if a book I created.

Is it Fly fishing? By J.R Hartley?

No, I'm on my way to the launch event. I figured I could at least purloin a copy of my hard work

Marvelous!

Drinks and knibbles too? I love corporate hospitality!

God, yes, and booze

It's happening increasingly less thanks to a certain recent vote.

But when you get taken out on a companies dime and they really push the boat out for you, it's bloody marvelous!

I don't think I need to say "enjoy"

I worked moderately hard on this job and the compliments have been rolling in this morning.

So I'm having a small jollie

I shall correct my last statement. When you get taken out by a customer for a job well done? That is satisfying indeed!

I'm just thinking ahead to when it finishes and I'll be at a loose end in London... Problem is, it's only Tuesday night... Hmmm.

Any ideas?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

SOmeone to come make me lunch. I'm in bed poorly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An electrician, a plumber, a naked ironer, a gardener and a chef.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An electrician, a plumber, a naked ironer, a gardener and a chef.

*coughs politely*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My aim for today is to get a coy if a book I created.

Is it Fly fishing? By J.R Hartley?

No, I'm on my way to the launch event. I figured I could at least purloin a copy of my hard work

Marvelous!

Drinks and knibbles too? I love corporate hospitality!

God, yes, and booze

It's happening increasingly less thanks to a certain recent vote.

But when you get taken out on a companies dime and they really push the boat out for you, it's bloody marvelous!

I don't think I need to say "enjoy"

I worked moderately hard on this job and the compliments have been rolling in this morning.

So I'm having a small jollie

I shall correct my last statement. When you get taken out by a customer for a job well done? That is satisfying indeed!

I'm just thinking ahead to when it finishes and I'll be at a loose end in London... Problem is, it's only Tuesday night... Hmmm.

Any ideas?"

If you haven't got to be up early tomorrow you can go nuts!! There was a thread on yesterday where a fella was asking for diversions in our fair capital.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want a helicopter, asap!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An electrician, a plumber, a naked ironer, a gardener and a chef.

*coughs politely*

Oh great can tick one "expert" off my list. I just need to know your hourly rate. The job that needs doing should take about 4 hrs. Or do you do liber gratis??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...,my new sofa to arrive!!

I've had the phone call, I'm just waiting on the delivery

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over a year ago

"An electrician, a plumber, a naked ironer, a gardener and a chef.

*coughs politely*

Oh great can tick one "expert" off my list. I just need to know your hourly rate. The job that needs doing should take about 4 hrs. Or do you do liber gratis??"

Hmmmm... forgive me for asking for clarification here, but are talking about actual work?... Damn!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

....to be at home with Mrs instead of at work....

Still, gotta keep her in the lifestyle she likes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The moon on a stick

Kthanks

Beard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An electrician, a plumber, a naked ironer, a gardener and a chef.

*coughs politely*

Oh great can tick one "expert" off my list. I just need to know your hourly rate. The job that needs doing should take about 4 hrs. Or do you do liber gratis??

Hmmmm... forgive me for asking for clarification here, but are talking about actual work?... Damn!

Just bring your tool belt and tinker with my pipes a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An electrician, a plumber, a naked ironer, a gardener and a chef.

Ironing is my speciality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An electrician, a plumber, a naked ironer, a gardener and a chef.

Ironing is my speciality

Well, you're in luck because I have a pile up to the ceiling and a brand new "steam generator"

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

i want snuggles from someone cute till it gets' hotter' in return they get homemade stew and fluffy dumplings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An electrician, a plumber, a naked ironer, a gardener and a chef.

Ironing is my speciality

Well, you're in luck because I have a pile up to the ceiling and a brand new "steam generator"

That explains the need to be naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It to be Saturday already!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...,my new sofa to arrive!!

I've had the phone call, I'm just waiting on the delivery

Scratch that!

It's here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An electrician, a plumber, a naked ironer, a gardener and a chef.

*coughs politely*

Oh great can tick one "expert" off my list. I just need to know your hourly rate. The job that needs doing should take about 4 hrs. Or do you do liber gratis??

Hmmmm... forgive me for asking for clarification here, but are talking about actual work?... Damn!

Just bring your tool belt and tinker with my pipes a bit

This I can do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Panettone and earl grey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A chest x-ray and a morphine drip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a nice slow sensual massage xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everything I cant have apparently

Ain't that the truth!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The moon on a stick

Kthanks

Beard"

I use that term a lot, people think I'm mental.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The moon on a stick

Kthanks

Beard

I use that term a lot, people think I'm mental. "

Are you both curious oranges who like weak lemon drink?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The moon on a stick

Kthanks

Beard

I use that term a lot, people think I'm mental.

Are you both curious oranges who like weak lemon drink?"

I do like green jelly

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"To not have to go to work

For time to hurry up

Some sex

That asking too much?

Some sex?

Hang around with me... Things just happen

You have yourself a deal. Best offer I've had...well ever

Your kind words have warmed the cockles of my rotten heart

Come here you

What are you going to do with me?

You'll enjoy it I promise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hot chocolate with marshmallows and big slice of the most chocolaty cake I can find. Need a pick me up

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