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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hello! When I get bored, I write haikus. And right now I'm crazy bored. Join me! You know the drill, 5-7-5.

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Started a new job;

I'm head of Swinger Research;

Where? Sydney Uni.

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Found a fun swing club; Sixty-five quid to get in!?

Pub instead then, yeah?

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Update Fab status;

'Who's feeling horny today?';

Eek, that was Facebook!

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Anyone else? Extra points for swinging/Fabs-specific ones!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Aaand I messed up that middle one. Here it is proper:

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Found a fun swing club;

Sixty-five quid to get in!?

Pub instead then, yeah?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good job on this thread

I wrote a similar one

It went down quite well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good job on this thread

I wrote a similar one

It went down quite well"

SwingoftheKingers

Won't you give us a good one?

A haiku I mean

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

TO CONVEY ONE'S MOOD

IN SEVENTEEN SYLLABLES

IS VERY DIFFIC

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

I should be at work

But there are not so many

Visible boobs there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Craft a nice message,

Send it off, remains yellow

Deleted Unread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will it be today

A meet with a nice lady

Computer says no

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

Off today nothing to do

I'll just check a thread or two

Where did the day go

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Fabs is a sex site,

All I do is write haikus,

Pure masturbation.

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Here's my willy pic

Compared to a sky remote

So, fancy a fuck?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Here's my willy pic

Compared to a sky remote

So, fancy a fuck?"

Hahaha, best one yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here's my willy pic

Compared to a sky remote

So, fancy a fuck?"

Silly idea

Tried the sky remote before

Difficult to clean!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

How does this work then?

Google is my friend I guess...

OK, think I get it now! !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here's my willy pic

Compared to a sky remote

So, fancy a fuck?"

Use Lynx can instead

Goes with the animal masks

And smells not too bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How does this work then?

Google is my friend I guess...

OK, think I get it now! !

"

Tell us your stories

Of filthy debauchery

Sure you must have some

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Morning in my bed

Message count increasing now...

Better log off fab!

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London


"Here's my willy pic

Compared to a sky remote

So, fancy a fuck?

Use Lynx can instead

Goes with the animal masks

And smells not too bad"

Will visit bathroom

Flop it out over the bowl

I forgot to flush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here's my willy pic

Compared to a sky remote

So, fancy a fuck?

Use Lynx can instead

Goes with the animal masks

And smells not too bad

Will visit bathroom

Flop it out over the bowl

I forgot to flush"

"A gentleman's bath"

That's what my husband calls it

I call it lazy

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London


"Here's my willy pic

Compared to a sky remote

So, fancy a fuck?

Use Lynx can instead

Goes with the animal masks

And smells not too bad

Will visit bathroom

Flop it out over the bowl

I forgot to flush

"A gentleman's bath"

That's what my husband calls it

I call it lazy "

A way to save time

There is more fun to be had

On the hot pics page

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Had a glass of wine

Drank too fast and now frisky -

off to cook curry!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

These things are quite daft

Forget to make 'em naughty -

so not much point really!

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone


"Morning in my bed

Message count increasing now...

Better log off fab! "

Morning in our bed

Message count increasing now...

Then we woke up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love a nice pussy

To touch and stroke and fondle

I mean cats you pervs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning in my bed

Message count increasing now...

Better log off fab! "

Guys' messages

Delete one, new ones spring up

Lernaean Hydra

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London


"Morning in my bed

Message count increasing now...

Better log off fab!

Guys' messages

Delete one, new ones spring up

Lernaean Hydra"

Whilst a man's inbox

Remains so sad and empty

Have a wank instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deleted and blocked

All we just asked was for her

To meet without him

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Fabbed a hot photo,

That arse looks familiar,

OH SHIT IT'S MY MUM!

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

A day all alone again

Does anyone fancy a fuck

No one just my luck

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