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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Funny

or

Not funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Funny

or

Not funny "

Funny, depending on the situation.

Embarrassing in others.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny as it can happen at inoppertune moments lol

Is that a word ...not sure anyway

I find them funny and laugh when it happens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At work we have farting contests and it was all very funny till Bobby forced a bit much and shit himself. He was disqualified

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dad once gave me some sage words of advice "son, you know you've found the right woman when you can fart in bed and not feel embarrassed"

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Never trust a fart...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Never trust a fart... "

Do you speak from bad experience,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I farted on the bus today.

Four people turned around - felt like I was on "The Voice"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only fart if someone pulls my finger. xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My 6 year old farted in my face last week as I was applying sudocrem to the excema on his legs. Oh how he laughed. As I gasped for fresh air

He warned me just as he did it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have to be able to laugh at bottom burps n fanny farts while fucking.

Shit happens (not literally I hope!) so no point getting all awkward/embarrassed n letting it ruin the fun!

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

Not funny. Is coughing or sneezing funny?

And it's rude in the extreme to fart in someone's presence

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not funny. Is coughing or sneezing funny?

And it's rude in the extreme to fart in someone's presence

"

So do you hold yours in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As the sayin goes where ever you maybe let ur wind blow free church or chapel let ya bumhole rattle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not funny. Is coughing or sneezing funny?

And it's rude in the extreme to fart in someone's presence

"

So would you chuck a lass out of bed/stop play for farting?

Or just reprimand her?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have done a silent one in a lift before

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Hilarious, if done in the most inappropriate way in the worst possible company by anyone but you

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham


"Never trust a fart... "

Showing your age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better out than in...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not funny. Is coughing or sneezing funny?

And it's rude in the extreme to fart in someone's presence

"

Poor Redhot. You kick her outta bed so?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a bloke

The idea of pushing air through poo at high speed can only be hilarious

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By *uperock99Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

The louder the fart the better it is to piss off someone

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By *elsh n wildCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff area


"I farted on the bus today.

Four people turned around - felt like I was on "The Voice" "
that made me chuckle

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not funny if you are on a meet and holding one in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not funny if you are on a meet and holding one in. "

Just let it out

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL


"Not funny. Is coughing or sneezing funny?

And it's rude in the extreme to fart in someone's presence

So would you chuck a lass out of bed/stop play for farting?

Or just reprimand her? "

Would you really chuck a bird outta bed after you'd pounded her ass so hard it made her fart?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have done a SBD in bed before and then pulled over duvet pretending to get snuggly, I thought it was hilarious she thought my parents weren't married!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have done a SBD in bed before and then pulled over duvet pretending to get snuggly, I thought it was hilarious she thought my parents weren't married! "
...thats called a Dutch Oven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not funny. Is coughing or sneezing funny?

And it's rude in the extreme to fart in someone's presence

So would you chuck a lass out of bed/stop play for farting?

Or just reprimand her?

Would you really chuck a bird outta bed after you'd pounded her ass so hard it made her fart?"

Freedom for farts!

Well I wouldn't,I'd waft it over us with the covers...all romantic like

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By *inkyChrissy99TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol


"I farted on the bus today.

Four people turned around - felt like I was on "The Voice" that made me chuckle"

Me to, pulled a stupid grin aswell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not funny. Is coughing or sneezing funny?

And it's rude in the extreme to fart in someone's presence

"

This guy seriously doesn't like flatulence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on the situation

Kinky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fart is an old English word.

Even Chaucer wrote of it.

Benjamin Franklin prepared an essay on the topic for the Royal Academy of Brussels in 1781 urging scientific study. In 1607, a group of Members of Parliament had written a ribald poem entitled The Parliament Fart, as a symbolic protest against the conservatism of the House of Lords and the king, James I.

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By *abes in the woodWoman
over a year ago

wales

If I out try hold it but sometimes saying is cannt hold it just happens if someone about I will apologize .

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL


"Not funny. Is coughing or sneezing funny?

And it's rude in the extreme to fart in someone's presence

So would you chuck a lass out of bed/stop play for farting?

Or just reprimand her?

Would you really chuck a bird outta bed after you'd pounded her ass so hard it made her fart?

Freedom for farts!

Well I wouldn't,I'd waft it over us with the covers...all romantic like "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just saw a story online about a woman farting during surgery in Tokyo and getting very badly burnt due to the laser operating on her igniting.

The operation was performed by robots.

ROBOTS.

If it were humans, she wouldn't have been so badly burnt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I only fart if someone pulls my finger. xxx"
.

Out?

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London


"I only fart if someone pulls my finger. xxx"

Do this to my Mum. Still falls for it everytime

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

If it doesn't pay rent evict it....the council do!

That people, is my opinion on farts. And providing it's all bark and no bite, it's hilarious!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Not funny. Is coughing or sneezing funny?

And it's rude in the extreme to fart in someone's presence

"

Even when running upstairs at speed and playing a tune?

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By *asokittyWoman
over a year ago

Nr Worksop

Hilarious in the majority of situation.

I don't trust people who don't laugh at a trump!

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

My sister and my dad used to have farting competitions in the car. It wasn't fun for me!

Generally though they're either slightly amusing or something to ignore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking hilarious.

Nell and I fist bump each other wherever one of us farts.

MrWho.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fucking hilarious.

Nell and I fist bump each other wherever one of us farts.

MrWho."

That's a sign of a rock solid relationship right there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I only fart if someone pulls my finger. xxx.

Out?"

Yes. it's always inserted to keep the fuckers in. It's an airlock thing. xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I only fart if someone pulls my finger. xxx

Do this to my Mum. Still falls for it everytime "

If she refuses to you shoot one at her? Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't find farting appealing, tbh..

What's the attraction in smelling a fart? I appreciate we all do it but I don't like it when it's crudely done in someone's company...

Just my opinion,

Harry x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I farted on the bus today.

Four people turned around - felt like I was on "The Voice" "

Best quote of the thread. Really made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In bed with my partner- he deliberately injects air in sometimes so I have no sympathy for him!!!

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

normal farts ..ok

designed farts, total turn off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes a little wind/trapped air whilst fucking pretty hard is inevitable and it happens to everyone at some point. Why let something that's uncontrollable ruin your fun? Just ignore it (or laugh) and carry on unless its particularly smelly of course!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My FWB farts really loud a lot, the first time I met him he farted in my bed after sex. I find it quite amusing. But if I fart in front of him I get embarrassed XXX

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By *aro7Man
over a year ago

wickford

Always found it amusing, then after the fart in the lift outtake from the pink panther,,,,,,,,,lololol, it has me in stitches still to this day,

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare


"Not funny. Is coughing or sneezing funny?

And it's rude in the extreme to fart in someone's presence

So do you hold yours in? "

I excuse myself to the ladies room

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare


"Not funny. Is coughing or sneezing funny?

And it's rude in the extreme to fart in someone's presence

Poor Redhot. You kick her outta bed so? "

Eh redhott doesn't fart. Where did you hear she did?

This place makes me sick with these nasty rumours that spread

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not funny. Is coughing or sneezing funny?

And it's rude in the extreme to fart in someone's presence

So do you hold yours in?

I excuse myself to the ladies room "

But you are missing out on that sense of accomplishment sneaking one out in public..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not funny. Is coughing or sneezing funny?

And it's rude in the extreme to fart in someone's presence

Poor Redhot. You kick her outta bed so?

Eh redhott doesn't fart. Where did you hear she did?

This place makes me sick with these nasty rumours that spread "

She doesn't? Oh my bad. I couldn't say who said it. Lips are sealed

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

My lover laughed today and accidentally farted and as I'd been holding one in, I farted too. We both laughed and it felt like we'd reached a new level of comfort with one another.

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts


"I don't find farting appealing, tbh..

What's the attraction in smelling a fart? I appreciate we all do it but I don't like it when it's crudely done in someone's company...

Just my opinion,

Harry x"

farts smell so the deaf can enjoy them too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't find farting appealing, tbh..

What's the attraction in smelling a fart? I appreciate we all do it but I don't like it when it's crudely done in someone's company...

Just my opinion,

Harry x

farts smell so the deaf can enjoy them too"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not funny. Is coughing or sneezing funny?

And it's rude in the extreme to fart in someone's presence

Poor Redhot. You kick her outta bed so?

Eh redhott doesn't fart. Where did you hear she did?

This place makes me sick with these nasty rumours that spread

She doesn't? Oh my bad. I couldn't say who said it. Lips are sealed "

Does a fanny fart count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it smells, it's funny. If it doesn't, it's still funny .

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

stood in a bar near this very posh couple when I dropped one.

the guy said (in a very plummy voice)

"how DARE you fart before my wife??"

i said, "sorry mate, didn't know it was her turn

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By *uperock99Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Beans, Beans, good for your heart, the more you eat, the more you fart

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