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"Effing hell as some would say "Hell with it I'm in | |||
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"Effing hell as some would say
Hell with it I'm in"Hi you  | |||
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"Effing hell as some would say
Hell with it I'm in
Hi you "Hello  | |||
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"Ooohh us please "Impressive | |||
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"Ooohh us please "Goooood morning  | |||
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"Effing hell as some would say "Others would just say fucking hell. | |||
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Others would just say fucking hell. "Ah yes, but I'm not others  | |||
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Goooood morning "Good morning there | |||
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"I'm in I need help meeting people" You'll not have much luck with all of us being over here in the UK  | |||
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Goooood morning
Good morning there "It's morning already  | |||
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"Effing hell as some would say
Others would just say fucking hell.
Ah yes, but I'm not others "Too true | |||
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"Need New Matches..... Inbox me; I don't bite (so not true but it won't be the last lie I tell you )"Nobody on Fab bites apparently  | |||
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"Effing hell as some would say
Others would just say fucking hell.
Ah yes, but I'm not others
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"Effing hell as some would say
Others would just say fucking hell.
Ah yes, but I'm not others
Too true
Never change"Me? | |||
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"Effing hell as some would say
Others would just say fucking hell.
Ah yes, but I'm not others
Too true
Never change
Me?"Ermmmmmm......yes  | |||
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"Effing hell as some would say
Others would just say fucking hell.
Ah yes, but I'm not others
Too true
Never change
Me?
Ermmmmmm......yes "Ok I won't. Thanks | |||
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"I'm in please xx" Enjoy | |||
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"Effing hell as some would say
Others would just say fucking hell.
Ah yes, but I'm not others
Too true
Never change
Me?
Ermmmmmm......yes
Ok I won't. Thanks "Good  | |||
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.....n a bit rumpy pumpy now n again wouldn't go amiss either! | |||
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"Oh go on then, I'm in! "Boo!  Foxy ladeeeeee! | |||
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"Oh go on then, I'm in!
Boo! Foxy ladeeeeee!"Rawrrr | |||
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"Oh go on then, I'm in!
Boo! Foxy ladeeeeee!
Rawrrr "Happy days,I'm partial to a wee growl too! 
Ya wanna growl away into the night with me?
GRRRRROAAAAAAARRRRRRAWWWWWWRR!
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"Oh go on then, I'm in!
Boo! Foxy ladeeeeee!
Rawrrr
Happy days,I'm partial to a wee growl too!
Ya wanna growl away into the night with me?
GRRRRROAAAAAAARRRRRRAWWWWWWRR!
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"How it works: Message or shout out on here to anyone you fancy then report back if it's a match. To help my poor old brain please put both usernames then I can copy & paste them to the list. The list is really massive and I'm ready to hear reports of a match becoming a meet
Also see parts 1 to 32 to see if any of your hotties have posted previously "Check Parts 1 to 32? Whilst you not busy, Can you put a link to them one a new thread op? | |||
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"Haven't all possible combinations now been done? Now we're on part one zillion there can't be anyone who hasn't matched up can there? Isn't it the same people posting on each thread!?
Anyway - *waves desperately with puppy dog eyes* - anyone take pity enough to want to match up? "I'm still waiting! | |||
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"Need New Matches..... Inbox me; I don't bite (so not true but it won't be the last lie I tell you )
Nobody on Fab bites apparently "I was lying as can be clearly seen..... keep up! | |||
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"Haven't all possible combinations now been done? Now we're on part one zillion there can't be anyone who hasn't matched up can there? Isn't it the same people posting on each thread!?
Anyway - *waves desperately with puppy dog eyes* - anyone take pity enough to want to match up?
I'm still waiting!"Not long now ..  | |||
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"It's early I'm awake so count me in too "Well hello you | |||
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"Haven't all possible combinations now been done? Now we're on part one zillion there can't be anyone who hasn't matched up can there? Isn't it the same people posting on each thread!?
Anyway - *waves desperately with puppy dog eyes* - anyone take pity enough to want to match up?
I'm still waiting!"Me too I personally think my reputation as a tart is not warranted... | |||
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"Haven't all possible combinations now been done? Now we're on part one zillion there can't be anyone who hasn't matched up can there? Isn't it the same people posting on each thread!?
Anyway - *waves desperately with puppy dog eyes* - anyone take pity enough to want to match up? "True, I stopped actually looking for matches about 20 threads ago. I don't even know what I'm doing here. | |||
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"Haven't all possible combinations now been done? Now we're on part one zillion there can't be anyone who hasn't matched up can there? Isn't it the same people posting on each thread!?
Anyway - *waves desperately with puppy dog eyes* - anyone take pity enough to want to match up?
True, I stopped actually looking for matches about 20 threads ago. I don't even know what I'm doing here. "No one knows what they are doing here | |||
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"Haven't all possible combinations now been done? Now we're on part one zillion there can't be anyone who hasn't matched up can there? Isn't it the same people posting on each thread!?
Anyway - *waves desperately with puppy dog eyes* - anyone take pity enough to want to match up?
True, I stopped actually looking for matches about 20 threads ago. I don't even know what I'm doing here.
No one knows what they are doing here "I don't belong here. | |||
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"Haven't all possible combinations now been done? Now we're on part one zillion there can't be anyone who hasn't matched up can there? Isn't it the same people posting on each thread!?
Anyway - *waves desperately with puppy dog eyes* - anyone take pity enough to want to match up?
True, I stopped actually looking for matches about 20 threads ago. I don't even know what I'm doing here.
No one knows what they are doing here
I don't belong here. "Are you a creep as well? | |||
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"Haven't all possible combinations now been done? Now we're on part one zillion there can't be anyone who hasn't matched up can there? Isn't it the same people posting on each thread!?
Anyway - *waves desperately with puppy dog eyes* - anyone take pity enough to want to match up?
True, I stopped actually looking for matches about 20 threads ago. I don't even know what I'm doing here.
No one knows what they are doing here
I don't belong here.
Are you a creep as well? "I'm a weirdo | |||
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"Haven't all possible combinations now been done? Now we're on part one zillion there can't be anyone who hasn't matched up can there? Isn't it the same people posting on each thread!?
Anyway - *waves desperately with puppy dog eyes* - anyone take pity enough to want to match up?
True, I stopped actually looking for matches about 20 threads ago. I don't even know what I'm doing here.
No one knows what they are doing here
I don't belong here.
Are you a creep as well?
I'm a weirdo "But a sexy one | |||
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"Haven't all possible combinations now been done? Now we're on part one zillion there can't be anyone who hasn't matched up can there? Isn't it the same people posting on each thread!?
Anyway - *waves desperately with puppy dog eyes* - anyone take pity enough to want to match up?
True, I stopped actually looking for matches about 20 threads ago. I don't even know what I'm doing here.
No one knows what they are doing here
I don't belong here.
Are you a creep as well?
I'm a weirdo "I wish I was special You're so fucking special | |||
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"Haven't all possible combinations now been done? Now we're on part one zillion there can't be anyone who hasn't matched up can there? Isn't it the same people posting on each thread!?
Anyway - *waves desperately with puppy dog eyes* - anyone take pity enough to want to match up?
True, I stopped actually looking for matches about 20 threads ago. I don't even know what I'm doing here.
No one knows what they are doing here
I don't belong here.
Are you a creep as well?
I'm a weirdo
I wish I was special
You're so fucking special
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"Haven't all possible combinations now been done? Now we're on part one zillion there can't be anyone who hasn't matched up can there? Isn't it the same people posting on each thread!?
Anyway - *waves desperately with puppy dog eyes* - anyone take pity enough to want to match up?
True, I stopped actually looking for matches about 20 threads ago. I don't even know what I'm doing here.
No one knows what they are doing here
I don't belong here.
Are you a creep as well?
I'm a weirdo
I wish I was special
You're so fucking special
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"It's early I'm awake so count me in too Well hello you "Oooh match me then please x | |||
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"I wanna play!!! What do I do?!!" You find people in here that you like the look of to match with. Then either message them or post on here to see if the feeling is mutual. If so you have a match! Then let kinky _minx know and try to meet your match | |||
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"I wanna play!!! What do I do?!! You find people in here that you like the look of to match with. Then either message them or post on here to see if the feeling is mutual. If so you have a match! Then let kinky _minx know and try to meet your match" Thankyou kindly | |||
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"Also see parts 1 to 32 to see if any of your hotties have posted previously
Check Parts 1 to 32?
Whilst you not busy, Can you put a link to them one a new thread op? "All you need to do is type "is it about" in the forum search box and they all come up | |||
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"Need New Matches..... Inbox me; I don't bite (so not true but it won't be the last lie I tell you )
Nobody on Fab bites apparently
I was lying as can be clearly seen..... keep up! "Sorry Pauly | |||
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"True, I stopped actually looking for matches about 20 threads ago. I don't even know what I'm doing here. " You got the best ones already | |||
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"Anyone for coffee matches? I've pretty much given up the shagging ones so I'm open for any others " I like coffee matches, lots of the matches have been socials | |||
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"I wanna play!!! What do I do?!! You find people in here that you like the look of to match with. Then either message them or post on here to see if the feeling is mutual. If so you have a match! Then let kinky _minx know and try to meet your match" Thank you, I like both usernames so I don't get confused | |||
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"I've got a match ! Floppsy & beaded baz meeting very soon " Yeayyyy | |||
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"Anyone for coffee matches? I've pretty much given up the shagging ones so I'm open for any others I like coffee matches, lots of the matches have been socials " yay | |||
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"True, I stopped actually looking for matches about 20 threads ago. I don't even know what I'm doing here. You got the best ones already "He's matched with Tink! I want that too 
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"Ooohh us please "Oooohhh yes please can I match you two lovely ladies. | |||
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"Ooohh us please
Oooohhh yes please can I match you two lovely ladies. "mmm it's an absolute match | |||
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"I've got a match ! Floppsy & beaded baz meeting very soon Yeayyyy "Damn straight kink, happens to the best of us lol | |||
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"It's early I'm awake so count me in too Well hello you
Oooh match me then please x"We're matching with this fine one | |||
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"Ooohh us please
Oooohhh yes please can I match you two lovely ladies. mmm it's an absolute match "Great profile you two xx | |||
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"Ooohh us please
Oooohhh yes please can I match you two lovely ladies. mmm it's an absolute match
Great profile you two xx"Why thank you | |||
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"Ooohh us please
Oooohhh yes please can I match you two lovely ladies. mmm it's an absolute match "Naughtybutnice888 & _orny irish - match. | |||
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"Ooohh us please
Oooohhh yes please can I match you two lovely ladies. mmm it's an absolute match
Great profile you two xx Why thank you "Definitely two women I would love to get in middle of | |||
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"Ooohh us please
Oooohhh yes please can I match you two lovely ladies. mmm it's an absolute match
Great profile you two xx"Completely agree there x | |||
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"Ooohh us please
Oooohhh yes please can I match you two lovely ladies. mmm it's an absolute match
Great profile you two xx Why thank you "I second this fantastic profile! | |||
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Oooohhh yes please can I match you two lovely ladies. mmm it's an absolute match
Great profile you two xx
Completely agree there x" | |||
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"Think I'm a shit catch " Your sporting prowess is not in question here. As for anything else you have nothing to worry about in the least, quite lovely. | |||
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"lol,,aye try n match me,,no thanks" Mmmmm something little extra to play with | |||
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"Ooohh us please
Oooohhh yes please can I match you two lovely ladies. mmm it's an absolute match
Great profile you two xx Why thank you
I second this fantastic profile! "Ooohh well hello you fancy getting in the middle | |||
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"lol,,aye try n match me,,no thanks Mmmmm something little extra to play with "Oh please,,,,go away | |||
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"Ooohh us please
Oooohhh yes please can I match you two lovely ladies. mmm it's an absolute match
Great profile you two xx Why thank you
I second this fantastic profile! Ooohh well hello you fancy getting in the middle "I definitely would | |||
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"I like matchmakers my fav is mint oops think I'm on the wrong thread "Always good to know what to bring to a social lol | |||
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"Ooohh us please
Oooohhh yes please can I match you two lovely ladies. mmm it's an absolute match
Naughtybutnice888 & _orny irish - match." | |||
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"lol,,aye try n match me,,no thanks Mmmmm something little extra to play with
Oh please,,,,go away"I'd love a social match with you | |||
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"Ooohh us please
Oooohhh yes please can I match you two lovely ladies. mmm it's an absolute match
Great profile you two xx Why thank you
I second this fantastic profile! Ooohh well hello you fancy getting in the middle "Absolutely! Wherever you want me | |||
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"Think I'm a shit catch " That'll be a big nope | |||
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"In the middle, underneath and on top... Ooohh not forgetting from behind too "Happily | |||
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"In the middle, underneath and on top... Ooohh not forgetting from behind too "That should do it!
Very happy to oblige! | |||
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"Still going on this?" Sure is | |||
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"Evening all im still in "Evening | |||
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"Evening all im still in
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"Bit of a sausage fest in here... Joe should be along in a minute "With his "you'll do bend over" comments | |||
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"Jeez - is this still going???? Yikes! Ok, I'm in for a laugh! Sadly only had one match so far with a lady who's too far to meet. Let's see if I can get some better luck now! " I might like the look of you | |||
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"Bit of a sausage fest in here... Joe should be along in a minute
With his "you'll do bend over" comments "Fool me once... shame on you... fool me twice..... | |||
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"Jeez - is this still going???? Yikes! Ok, I'm in for a laugh! Sadly only had one match so far with a lady who's too far to meet. Let's see if I can get some better luck now! I might like the look of you "Ok, ha, I'm not too proud to admit I'm flattered! And I've enjoyed perving your pics and profile! You've got an easy match Kay! xx | |||
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"Jeez - is this still going???? Yikes! Ok, I'm in for a laugh! Sadly only had one match so far with a lady who's too far to meet. Let's see if I can get some better luck now! I might like the look of you
Ok, ha, I'm not too proud to admit I'm flattered! And I've enjoyed perving your pics and profile! You've got an easy match Kay! xx "Wooo hooooo
That means you have to meet me you know | |||
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"Bit of a sausage fest in here... Joe should be along in a minute
With his "you'll do bend over" comments "How on earth did you predict I'd cum in here? Not that I'm known for telling fabbers to bend over though! | |||
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"Bit of a sausage fest in here... Joe should be along in a minute
With his "you'll do bend over" comments
How on earth did you predict I'd cum in here?
Not that I'm known for telling fabbers to bend over though! "Different Joe methinks | |||
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"Jeez - is this still going???? Yikes! Ok, I'm in for a laugh! Sadly only had one match so far with a lady who's too far to meet. Let's see if I can get some better luck now! I might like the look of you
Ok, ha, I'm not too proud to admit I'm flattered! And I've enjoyed perving your pics and profile! You've got an easy match Kay! xx
Wooo hooooo
That means you have to meet me you know "Haha! It might just be arrangable! And we might both really enjoy it too! xx | |||
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"Jeez - is this still going???? Yikes! Ok, I'm in for a laugh! Sadly only had one match so far with a lady who's too far to meet. Let's see if I can get some better luck now! I might like the look of you
Ok, ha, I'm not too proud to admit I'm flattered! And I've enjoyed perving your pics and profile! You've got an easy match Kay! xx
Wooo hooooo
That means you have to meet me you know
Haha! It might just be arrangable! And we might both really enjoy it too! xx" | |||
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"Bit of a sausage fest in here... Joe should be along in a minute
With his "you'll do bend over" comments
How on earth did you predict I'd cum in here?
Not that I'm known for telling fabbers to bend over though!
Different Joe methinks"You think wrong.. I divined it (administration i request wizard hat emoji thankyouverymuch) | |||
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"Bit of a sausage fest in here... Joe should be along in a minute
With his "you'll do bend over" comments
How on earth did you predict I'd cum in here?
Not that I'm known for telling fabbers to bend over though!
Different Joe methinks
You think wrong.. I divined it (administration i request wizard hat emoji thankyouverymuch)"Nearest I could find | |||
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"Bit of a sausage fest in here... Joe should be along in a minute
With his "you'll do bend over" comments
How on earth did you predict I'd cum in here?
Not that I'm known for telling fabbers to bend over though!
Different Joe methinks
You think wrong.. I divined it (administration i request wizard hat emoji thankyouverymuch)
Nearest I could find " now we'll have to listen to him talk about his bulging sack and coming down the chimney and delivering special presents for the ladies... | |||
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"Bit of a sausage fest in here... Joe should be along in a minute
With his "you'll do bend over" comments
How on earth did you predict I'd cum in here?
Not that I'm known for telling fabbers to bend over though!
Different Joe methinks
You think wrong.. I divined it (administration i request wizard hat emoji thankyouverymuch)
Nearest I could find
now we'll have to listen to him talk about his bulging sack and coming down the chimney and delivering special presents for the ladies..."Oh yeah, ooops | |||
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"Bit of a sausage fest in here... Joe should be along in a minute
With his "you'll do bend over" comments
How on earth did you predict I'd cum in here?
Not that I'm known for telling fabbers to bend over though!
Different Joe methinks
You think wrong.. I divined it (administration i request wizard hat emoji thankyouverymuch)
Nearest I could find
now we'll have to listen to him talk about his bulging sack and coming down the chimney and delivering special presents for the ladies..."This man also needs a wizards hat emoji for divination skills | |||
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"Bit of a sausage fest in here... Joe should be along in a minute
With his "you'll do bend over" comments
How on earth did you predict I'd cum in here?
Not that I'm known for telling fabbers to bend over though!
Different Joe methinks
You think wrong.. I divined it (administration i request wizard hat emoji thankyouverymuch)
Nearest I could find
now we'll have to listen to him talk about his bulging sack and coming down the chimney and delivering special presents for the ladies...
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"Bit of a sausage fest in here... Joe should be along in a minute
With his "you'll do bend over" comments
How on earth did you predict I'd cum in here?
Not that I'm known for telling fabbers to bend over though!
Different Joe methinks
You think wrong.. I divined it (administration i request wizard hat emoji thankyouverymuch)
Nearest I could find
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"Think I'm a shit catch " I would happily match with you x | |||
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"Think I'm a shit catch I would happily match with you x"You're still racking up the matches | |||
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"Think I'm a shit catch I would happily match with you x
You're still racking up the matches "Not doing so bad yourself kinky | |||
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"Think I'm a shit catch I would happily match with you x
You're still racking up the matches
Not doing so bad yourself kinky "True, though I put a ton of effort into this so I deserve to meet all the men | |||
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"Think I'm a shit catch I would happily match with you x
You're still racking up the matches
Not doing so bad yourself kinky
True, though I put a ton of effort into this so I deserve to meet all the men"And they should be so lucky kinky, I get the feeling you don't have to try too hard though to have them beating a trail x | |||
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"Is it time for the sex yet? I'm off to scope my matches "Some of us have had sex | |||
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"And they should be so lucky kinky, I get the feeling you don't have to try too hard though to have them beating a trail x" True, but does any woman on here? | |||
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"Is it time for the sex yet? I'm off to scope my matches
Some of us have had sex "Lucky for some | |||
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"Think I'm a shit catch I would happily match with you x
You're still racking up the matches
Not doing so bad yourself kinky
True, though I put a ton of effort into this so I deserve to meet all the men"You certainly do - ALL the men | |||
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"Is it time for the sex yet? I'm off to scope my matches
Some of us have had sex
Lucky for some " | |||
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"You certainly do - ALL the men" Not all of them, a lot aren't interested in me | |||
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"Is it time for the sex yet? I'm off to scope my matches
Some of us have had sex
Lucky for some
"Sooo coffee?? | |||
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"Is it about time for a Matchmaking thread?" No. | |||
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"You certainly do - ALL the men Not all of them, a lot aren't interested in me "Fools | |||
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"Haven't all possible combinations now been done? Now we're on part one zillion there can't be anyone who hasn't matched up can there? Isn't it the same people posting on each thread!?
Anyway - *waves desperately with puppy dog eyes* - anyone take pity enough to want to match up?
True, I stopped actually looking for matches about 20 threads ago. I don't even know what I'm doing here.
No one knows what they are doing here "I know exactly what I am doing here, unfortunantly I can't tell you. | |||
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"Is it time for the sex yet? I'm off to scope my matches "Ask and you might receive. | |||
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"Is it time for the sex yet? I'm off to scope my matches
Some of us have had sex "Where the hell on earth are the local boys. I'm getting the sex soon
Not as soon as I would like mind
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"Is it time for the sex yet? I'm off to scope my matches
Ask and you might receive. "Can you fly? | |||
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"Is it time for the sex yet? I'm off to scope my matches
Ask and you might receive.
Can you fly?"Might have to wing my answer. Err...yes. | |||
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"Is it time for the sex yet? I'm off to scope my matches
Ask and you might receive.
Can you fly?
Might have to wing my answer.
Err...yes. " | |||
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"Is it time for the sex yet? I'm off to scope my matches
Ask and you might receive.
Can you fly?
Might have to wing my answer.
Err...yes.
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"Is it time for the sex yet? I'm off to scope my matches
Ask and you might receive.
Can you fly?
Might have to wing my answer.
Err...yes.
Is the runway clear?"Landing strip ready and waiting | |||
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"And they should be so lucky kinky, I get the feeling you don't have to try too hard though to have them beating a trail x True, but does any woman on here? "You are probably right kinky, although I'd like to take you for tea and cake before letting you loose on the lucky buggers | |||
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"Is it time for the sex yet? I'm off to scope my matches
Ask and you might receive.
Can you fly?
Might have to wing my answer.
Err...yes.
Is the runway clear?
Landing strip ready and waiting "Undercarriage stuck. This may be a messy landing. | |||
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"Is it time for the sex yet? I'm off to scope my matches
Some of us have had sex
Lucky for some
Sooo coffee??"I said yes already | |||
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"Is it about time for a Matchmaking thread? No." It was at the time | |||
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"Is it time for the sex yet? I'm off to scope my matches
Some of us have had sex
Lucky for some
Sooo coffee??
I said yes already "Oh yeah so you did when you free | |||
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"You certainly do - ALL the men Not all of them, a lot aren't interested in me
Fools "You'll have to come up to London for our next social | |||
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"Where the hell on earth are the local boys" In the Midlands | |||
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"Is it time for the sex yet? I'm off to scope my matches
Ask and you might receive.
Can you fly?
Might have to wing my answer.
Err...yes.
Is the runway clear?
Landing strip ready and waiting "And you claim you don't flirt.
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"You are probably right kinky, although I'd like to take you for tea and cake before letting you loose on the lucky buggers "Thank you, I'll take the tea but not cake. I can't eat cake | |||
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"Where the hell on earth are the local boys In the Midlands "You called? | |||
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"Is it time for the sex yet? I'm off to scope my matches
Some of us have had sex
Lucky for some
Sooo coffee??
I said yes already
Oh yeah so you did when you free"When are you? You're the one who keeps going away | |||
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"Where the hell on earth are the local boys In the Midlands
You called? "See, all the local lads are here | |||
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"Is it time for the sex yet? I'm off to scope my matches
Some of us have had sex
Lucky for some
Sooo coffee??
I said yes already
Oh yeah so you did when you free
When are you? You're the one who keeps going away "Not so.much these days other than the odd visit to london for work free tomorrow evening or friday | |||
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"You are probably right kinky, although I'd like to take you for tea and cake before letting you loose on the lucky buggers
Thank you, I'll take the tea but not cake. I can't eat cake "You'll need something sugary to give you the energy for all those young bucks ?? | |||
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"You certainly do - ALL the men Not all of them, a lot aren't interested in me
Fools
You'll have to come up to London for our next social "I'll bring some gluten free Welsh cakes | |||
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