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I've run out of red wine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Needless to say, this is a crisis and I require urgent support

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fully sympathise! It's an aweful state of affairs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In an emergency like this I sometimes add vimto to the white wine!....

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

25% off wine at Sainsbury's this week (starting tomorrow I think). Fuck knows if it's country wide, but I'm gonna spend the week trying not to judge people on the amount of booze they buy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no sympathy, it's just piss poor planning on your behalf. Should have more in to start with.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have no sympathy, it's just piss poor planning on your behalf. Should have more in to start with. "

Perhaps, but I refuse to drink swill, and good wine isn't cheap...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

#firstworldproblems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have no sympathy, it's just piss poor planning on your behalf. Should have more in to start with.

Perhaps, but I refuse to drink swill, and good wine isn't cheap..."

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I make my own elderberry wine which is quite reasonable although the damson is rocket fuel, I swear you could run your car in it.... If you could pry it out of my hands

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Drink neat ribena out of a wine glass..

Just keep telling yourself it's a lovely fruity little number, you won't know the difference... Honest guv

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..


"I have no sympathy, it's just piss poor planning on your behalf. Should have more in to start with. "

Definitely a case of the 6 P's..

Proper planning prevents piss poor performance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have two wine racks and a cupboard bursting with bottles of red ready for Christmas and all thanks to an aldi that has just opened a stones throw away

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By *adyDangerWoman
over a year ago

land of debauchery and kink


"In an emergency like this I sometimes add vimto to the white wine!.... "

It's illegal to do that didn't you know . I only drink cold Sauvignon in the summer and the cold months are strictly red. Never drink rose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just counted up - I don't drink in the house but have somehow stockpiled 5 bottles of red, 3 bottles of prosecco, a bottle of champagne, 2 bottles of white, 2 bottles of Hendricks, 2 bottles of Kraken and 6 bottles of Havana Club. I think my alcohol cupboard might be the most valuable thing in my house.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fancied a vino didn't have any so have made myself a G&T.

#notquitethesame

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Alcohol Awareness Week is in two weeks.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Alcohol Awareness Week is in two weeks.

"

Ooh goody!! I get to be super judgy!! Yay

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Alcohol Awareness Week is in two weeks.

Ooh goody!! I get to be super judgy!! Yay "

Look up DontBottleItUp and get everyone to take the test.

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By *adyDangerWoman
over a year ago

land of debauchery and kink


"I fancied a vino didn't have any so have made myself a G&T.

#notquitethesame

"

Don't you hate it when that happens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just counted up - I don't drink in the house but have somehow stockpiled 5 bottles of red, 3 bottles of prosecco, a bottle of champagne, 2 bottles of white, 2 bottles of Hendricks, 2 bottles of Kraken and 6 bottles of Havana Club. I think my alcohol cupboard might be the most valuable thing in my house. "
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I've never condoned Burglaries but I'm willing to make exceptions

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By *adyDangerWoman
over a year ago

land of debauchery and kink

I've a very funny story to tell about fine wines and and a fwb. I'm so ashamed now and embarrassed.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have no sympathy, it's just piss poor planning on your behalf. Should have more in to start with.

Perhaps, but I refuse to drink swill, and good wine isn't cheap....

I make my own elderberry wine which is quite reasonable although the damson is rocket fuel, I swear you could run your car in it.... If you could pry it out of my hands "

odd..just talked about making potent damson wine on another thread

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

Last time I drank red wine was with a guy I met on PoF.. I puked and I was so d*unk that I missed some of the red splatter on the wall by the toilet. I went back a few weeks later and the red splatter was still there so I cleaned it up and pretended it never happened. Surprised he didn't notice though....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poor planning sir

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax


"We have two wine racks and a cupboard bursting with bottles of red ready for Christmas and all thanks to an aldi that has just opened a stones throw away "

They sell some very nice wines at Aldi at very reasonable prices.

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By *adyDangerWoman
over a year ago

land of debauchery and kink


"We have two wine racks and a cupboard bursting with bottles of red ready for Christmas and all thanks to an aldi that has just opened a stones throw away

They sell some very nice wines at Aldi at very reasonable prices. "

Aldi sell some lovely wine, mainly French I don't really like white French wine but the red is delightful

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Alcohol Awareness Week is in two weeks.

"

Is that where you face up to the fact that you're not drinking enough?

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