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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring

( who the fuck is ring ring ringing? )

Open the door ...... three little chidlers with buckets.

Sorry kids says I. I don't have anything.

Kids look sad and very puzzled.

( I think ...... bloody hell they don't know what YOU ARE NOT GETTING OWT means )

I repeat. I haven't got anything sorry.

Mum says...... it's okay C'mon kids.

Kids run off.

I say ..... Awwwwwwwwwwwwww sorry.

Mum says .... It's okayyyyyyyyy.

I shut door.

I was really thinking ....... Who the fuck are they ? Never seen them before!Why don't they knock during the year to sweep my front or sommat?

Is is just me ? I have NO intentions of giving sweets to kids i've never seen in my life before. OR kids I have seen for that matter.

Their buckets were pretty full and they were nice kids ...... I find this begging out of order.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I'm coming round your way at Christmas to do some Booze Begging.

Im calling it Champagneoween.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring

( who the fuck is ring ring ringing? )

Open the door ...... three little chidlers with buckets.

Sorry kids says I. I don't have anything.

Kids look sad and very puzzled.

( I think ...... bloody hell they don't know what YOU ARE NOT GETTING OWT means )

I repeat. I haven't got anything sorry.

Mum says...... it's okay C'mon kids.

Kids run off.

I say ..... Awwwwwwwwwwwwww sorry.

Mum says .... It's okayyyyyyyyy.

I shut door.

I was really thinking ....... Who the fuck are they ? Never seen them before!Why don't they knock during the year to sweep my front or sommat?

Is is just me ? I have NO intentions of giving sweets to kids i've never seen in my life before. OR kids I have seen for that matter.

Their buckets were pretty full and they were nice kids ...... I find this begging out of order.

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I have to agree with this.

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

"Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring

( who the fuck is ring ring ringing? )

Open the door ...... three little chidlers with buckets.

Sorry kids says I. I don't have anything.

Kids look sad and very puzzled.

( I think ...... bloody hell they don't know what YOU ARE NOT GETTING OWT means )

I repeat. I haven't got anything sorry.

Mum says...... it's okay C'mon kids.

Kids run off.

I say ..... Awwwwwwwwwwwwww sorry.

Mum says .... It's okayyyyyyyyy.

I shut door.

I was really thinking ....... Who the fuck are they ? Never seen them before!Why don't they knock during the year to sweep my front or sommat?

Is is just me ? I have NO intentions of giving sweets to kids i've never seen in my life before. OR kids I have seen for that matter.

Their buckets were pretty full and they were nice kids ...... I find this begging out of order.

I'm intentionally sitting in my bedroom (back of the flat) with all other lights out to avoid this awkwardness. All I have is rice cakes or grapes anyway!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bah humbug!! Or is that the wrong season

Ha.

Actually I'm just teasing - I think the kids should follow a code and only knock on 'Trick or Treat friendly' houses.

I identify as one of those as I have pumpkins on display, so don't mind the kids coming.

And to be fair, the kids around here are pretty decent, very polite and gracious so it's all good!

But many people don't want to get involved or may be scared by large numbers of youths turning up - if a house isn't easily recognisable as 'Halloween friendly' they should skip on by I think!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I know too many kids out begging this evening. They all turn up, as so the very many I don't know. I can't give to one lot and not the other.

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"Bah humbug!! Or is that the wrong season

Ha.

Actually I'm just teasing - I think the kids should follow a code and only knock on 'Trick or Treat friendly' houses.

I identify as one of those as I have pumpkins on display, so don't mind the kids coming.

And to be fair, the kids around here are pretty decent, very polite and gracious so it's all good!

But many people don't want to get involved or may be scared by large numbers of youths turning up - if a house isn't easily recognisable as 'Halloween friendly' they should skip on by I think!

Same and when we did it last year we only went to pumpkin lit houses

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I did have one child from our local troublesome family as if I was a social worker as I was just back from work.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

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Good idea Dan.

Next year a poster saying ... Fuck the Pumpkin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a bunch of miserable so n so's

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

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"What a bunch of miserable so n so's

Who ? The kids ? They were lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Halloween Reality?

Granny really has buckets of sweets waiting for the kiddiwinks but they are too scared to knock until the gin man has been...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol basically i always say go to the houses with all the halloween ghouls and malarkey outside the house

Which is basically all my neighbourhood and loads of kids ...all good fun ...i enjoy it

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Theres a pumpkin outside my house and sweets. Its easy to turn your lights of and not answer the door

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Halloween Reality?

Granny really has buckets of sweets waiting for the kiddiwinks but they are too scared to knock until the gin man has been..."

Ha ! You could be right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think Granny protests too much.

She's actually dressed as Grotbags and trawling up and down the streets giving candy canes to anyone under 45

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When did we as a society start hating kids so much?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When did we as a society start hating kids so much?

It's just granny... someone's nicked her teeth again (or she's put them down and sat on them). The gin man is on his way and she'll be her usual happy-go-lucky self

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I think Granny protests too much.

She's actually dressed as Grotbags and trawling up and down the streets giving candy canes to anyone under 45

No. Behave! I might be snatching candy canes from anyone under 3ft 6"...... but giving .... giving ?

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Do wot a Frend of mine did.....

By and enjoy your self lots of self raped sweets throw the year......

Save all the rappers from them......

On Halloween cook up lots of sprouts dip in chocolate then rap up in the sweet wappers.......

After all thay say TRIK or treet.

Kids take wot thay think r sweets.

And you thin Sit back with a smile thinking about wen thay open Thos home made sweets lol and take a big bite

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

We've eaten rather a lot of the sweets we'd put buy for the trick or treaters.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"When did we as a society start hating kids so much?

It's just granny... someone's nicked her teeth again (or she's put them down and sat on them). The gin man is on his way and she'll be her usual happy-go-lucky self "

F.Y.I pumpkin penis ...... I just finished off the dribbles of gin the other night so I could put the bottle in the bin ....... so shush. Gin is a summer drink to me.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

raped sweets .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When did we as a society start hating kids so much?

It's just granny... someone's nicked her teeth again (or she's put them down and sat on them). The gin man is on his way and she'll be her usual happy-go-lucky self

F.Y.I pumpkin penis ...... I just finished off the dribbles of gin the other night so I could put the bottle in the bin ....... so shush. Gin is a summer drink to me. "

What's the winter drink? Turps?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"When did we as a society start hating kids so much?

God....... uhmmmmmmmm 43B.C ?

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By *adyDangerWoman
over a year ago

land of debauchery and kink

I used to only knock at houses with Halloween decorations up or lanterns etc. It can be a nuisance and intimidating for some.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"When did we as a society start hating kids so much?

It's just granny... someone's nicked her teeth again (or she's put them down and sat on them). The gin man is on his way and she'll be her usual happy-go-lucky self

F.Y.I pumpkin penis ...... I just finished off the dribbles of gin the other night so I could put the bottle in the bin ....... so shush. Gin is a summer drink to me.

What's the winter drink? Turps?

Whorelicks.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I used to only knock at houses with Halloween decorations up or lanterns etc. It can be a nuisance and intimidating for some.

Yes. I was intimidated

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

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I mean

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By *adyDangerWoman
over a year ago

land of debauchery and kink

I wouldn't let my kids do penny for the guy either, hate it. And some of the guys I've seen

my 3yr old niece can make more effort

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By *adyDangerWoman
over a year ago

land of debauchery and kink

"I used to only knock at houses with Halloween decorations up or lanterns etc. It can be a nuisance and intimidating for some.

Yes. I was intimidated

I very much doubt that

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Part of me likes the whole halloween thing. But it kind of hypocritical. We teach kids not to take sweets off strangers, then one night a year dress hem up and send them knocking doors for exactly that. My nieces only visit houses of people they know in the street or other friends houses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just had my first ones of the night. All I could think was, wow. What a hot mum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phew that was close...

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

One minute too late.

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex

"Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring

( who the fuck is ring ring ringing? )

Open the door ...... three little chidlers with buckets.

Sorry kids says I. I don't have anything.

Kids look sad and very puzzled.

( I think ...... bloody hell they don't know what YOU ARE NOT GETTING OWT means )

I repeat. I haven't got anything sorry.

Mum says...... it's okay C'mon kids.

Kids run off.

I say ..... Awwwwwwwwwwwwww sorry.

Mum says .... It's okayyyyyyyyy.

I shut door.

I was really thinking ....... Who the fuck are they ? Never seen them before!Why don't they knock during the year to sweep my front or sommat?

Is is just me ? I have NO intentions of giving sweets to kids i've never seen in my life before. OR kids I have seen for that matter.

Their buckets were pretty full and they were nice kids ...... I find this begging out of order.

the Americanization of samhain the Celtic festival, it's better than how the Irish tribes who used the festival to assacinate their political leaders throw them into bogs.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Part of me likes the whole halloween thing. But it kind of hypocritical. We teach kids not to take sweets off strangers, then one night a year dress hem up and send them knocking doors for exactly that. My nieces only visit houses of people they know in the street or other friends houses. "

See........ We always did halloween as kids .... BUT your family did it for YOU.

We did duck apple. Oranges on string. Ginger cake. Toffee apples. Songs. Ghost stories. Treacle Toffee......... family and friend parties....

We did NOT go to other peoples houses and ask for stuff.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring

( who the fuck is ring ring ringing? )

Open the door ...... three little chidlers with buckets.

Sorry kids says I. I don't have anything.

Kids look sad and very puzzled.

( I think ...... bloody hell they don't know what YOU ARE NOT GETTING OWT means )

I repeat. I haven't got anything sorry.

Mum says...... it's okay C'mon kids.

Kids run off.

I say ..... Awwwwwwwwwwwwww sorry.

Mum says .... It's okayyyyyyyyy.

I shut door.

I was really thinking ....... Who the fuck are they ? Never seen them before!Why don't they knock during the year to sweep my front or sommat?

Is is just me ? I have NO intentions of giving sweets to kids i've never seen in my life before. OR kids I have seen for that matter.

Their buckets were pretty full and they were nice kids ...... I find this begging out of order.

the Americanization of samhain the Celtic festival, it's better than how the Irish tribes who used the festival to assacinate their political leaders throw them into bogs. "

Beg to differ. I can see things to celebrate there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One minute too late."

Walks off swinging his treat bucket... all nochalant like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bah humbug!! Or is that the wrong season

Ha.

Actually I'm just teasing - I think the kids should follow a code and only knock on 'Trick or Treat friendly' houses.

I identify as one of those as I have pumpkins on display, so don't mind the kids coming.

And to be fair, the kids around here are pretty decent, very polite and gracious so it's all good!

But many people don't want to get involved or may be scared by large numbers of youths turning up - if a house isn't easily recognisable as 'Halloween friendly' they should skip on by I think!

I think this is a pretty good way of doing it. I'm out with my little person and we are only knocking on those with pumpkins.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

This isn't the place to be sad about your weeny.

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring

( who the fuck is ring ring ringing? )

Open the door ...... three little chidlers with buckets.

Sorry kids says I. I don't have anything.

Kids look sad and very puzzled.

( I think ...... bloody hell they don't know what YOU ARE NOT GETTING OWT means )

I repeat. I haven't got anything sorry.

Mum says...... it's okay C'mon kids.

Kids run off.

I say ..... Awwwwwwwwwwwwww sorry.

Mum says .... It's okayyyyyyyyy.

I shut door.

I was really thinking ....... Who the fuck are they ? Never seen them before!Why don't they knock during the year to sweep my front or sommat?

Is is just me ? I have NO intentions of giving sweets to kids i've never seen in my life before. OR kids I have seen for that matter.

Their buckets were pretty full and they were nice kids ...... I find this begging out of order.

someone's forgotten the wonder and excitement of being a kid me thinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring

( who the fuck is ring ring ringing? )

Open the door ...... three little chidlers with buckets.

Sorry kids says I. I don't have anything.

Kids look sad and very puzzled.

( I think ...... bloody hell they don't know what YOU ARE NOT GETTING OWT means )

I repeat. I haven't got anything sorry.

Mum says...... it's okay C'mon kids.

Kids run off.

I say ..... Awwwwwwwwwwwwww sorry.

Mum says .... It's okayyyyyyyyy.

I shut door.

I was really thinking ....... Who the fuck are they ? Never seen them before!Why don't they knock during the year to sweep my front or sommat?

Is is just me ? I have NO intentions of giving sweets to kids i've never seen in my life before. OR kids I have seen for that matter.

Their buckets were pretty full and they were nice kids ...... I find this begging out of order.

someone's forgotten the wonder and excitement of being a kid me thinks

Cor I nearly posted something there!!! Blimey I must have a death wish... backing away from Granny's thread too many dangerous comments to be made!!

Happy Hariboween

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im skint and have no sweets

i will just throw them a slice of hovis each out the window

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I loved halloween growing up in Ireland but we didn't go begging!

It was all done in our own road with people we knew and then a little party after with apple bobbing etc.

Some of the little kids at my door this evening have been awful, grabbing handfuls of sweets like savages and the parents just standing there.

I've had to take 2 pieces and hand them out instead.

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring

( who the fuck is ring ring ringing? )

Open the door ...... three little chidlers with buckets.

Sorry kids says I. I don't have anything.

Kids look sad and very puzzled.

( I think ...... bloody hell they don't know what YOU ARE NOT GETTING OWT means )

I repeat. I haven't got anything sorry.

Mum says...... it's okay C'mon kids.

Kids run off.

I say ..... Awwwwwwwwwwwwww sorry.

Mum says .... It's okayyyyyyyyy.

I shut door.

I was really thinking ....... Who the fuck are they ? Never seen them before!Why don't they knock during the year to sweep my front or sommat?

Is is just me ? I have NO intentions of giving sweets to kids i've never seen in my life before. OR kids I have seen for that matter.

Their buckets were pretty full and they were nice kids ...... I find this begging out of order.

someone's forgotten the wonder and excitement of being a kid me thinks

It's not wonder or excitement banging on strangers doors expecting sweets it's begging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

on the other hand there was a lovely child not dressed up (I know) but he was only about 6. With his older brother who said they didn't have money for a costume so I brought him in and gave him a mask and sweets.

He was bloody thrilled.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I loved halloween growing up in Ireland but we didn't go begging!

It was all done in our own road with people we knew and then a little party after with apple bobbing etc.

Some of the little kids at my door this evening have been awful, grabbing handfuls of sweets like savages and the parents just standing there.

I've had to take 2 pieces and hand them out instead.

When i was a kid me and my mates use to do the entire town, shops, offlicences, warehouses even move onto the next town and the one after that

sugar gave us the energy to keep going, made a smal fortune, infact i say when i was a kid we still done it at 16 17 year old

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

My kids used to only go to people they knew and that were accepting visitors... However one year they came back with lots of goodies but exclaimed about one house.. "not visiting them again... Why? She gave out bloody carrot sticks!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I loved halloween growing up in Ireland but we didn't go begging!

It was all done in our own road with people we knew and then a little party after with apple bobbing etc.

Some of the little kids at my door this evening have been awful, grabbing handfuls of sweets like savages and the parents just standing there.

I've had to take 2 pieces and hand them out instead.

When i was a kid me and my mates use to do the entire town, shops, offlicences, warehouses even move onto the next town and the one after that

sugar gave us the energy to keep going, made a smal fortune, infact i say when i was a kid we still done it at 16 17 year old "

And we started on the 20th or so

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring

( who the fuck is ring ring ringing? )

Open the door ...... three little chidlers with buckets.

Sorry kids says I. I don't have anything.

Kids look sad and very puzzled.

( I think ...... bloody hell they don't know what YOU ARE NOT GETTING OWT means )

I repeat. I haven't got anything sorry.

Mum says...... it's okay C'mon kids.

Kids run off.

I say ..... Awwwwwwwwwwwwww sorry.

Mum says .... It's okayyyyyyyyy.

I shut door.

I was really thinking ....... Who the fuck are they ? Never seen them before!Why don't they knock during the year to sweep my front or sommat?

Is is just me ? I have NO intentions of giving sweets to kids i've never seen in my life before. OR kids I have seen for that matter.

Their buckets were pretty full and they were nice kids ...... I find this begging out of order.

someone's forgotten the wonder and excitement of being a kid me thinks

It's not wonder or excitement banging on strangers doors expecting sweets it's begging

I suppose you think penny for the guy is begging to .

but hay everyone loves a misery guts because they remind us all what to not end up like ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does nobody do penny for the guy anymore ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"on the other hand there was a lovely child not dressed up (I know) but he was only about 6. With his older brother who said they didn't have money for a costume so I brought him in and gave him a mask and sweets.

He was bloody thrilled. "

You are a sweetie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just handed out 5 mini packs of chocolate buttons to be asked, "Why haven't you given my child anything?"

I was tempted to reply appropriately but decided just to suggest they shared the (fookin) sweets.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring

( who the fuck is ring ring ringing? )

Open the door ...... three little chidlers with buckets.

Sorry kids says I. I don't have anything.

Kids look sad and very puzzled.

( I think ...... bloody hell they don't know what YOU ARE NOT GETTING OWT means )

I repeat. I haven't got anything sorry.

Mum says...... it's okay C'mon kids.

Kids run off.

I say ..... Awwwwwwwwwwwwww sorry.

Mum says .... It's okayyyyyyyyy.

I shut door.

I was really thinking ....... Who the fuck are they ? Never seen them before!Why don't they knock during the year to sweep my front or sommat?

Is is just me ? I have NO intentions of giving sweets to kids i've never seen in my life before. OR kids I have seen for that matter.

Their buckets were pretty full and they were nice kids ...... I find this begging out of order.

someone's forgotten the wonder and excitement of being a kid me thinks

It's not wonder or excitement banging on strangers doors expecting sweets it's begging

I suppose you think penny for the guy is begging to .

but hay everyone loves a misery guts because they remind us all what to not end up like ,

Okay smile a while ......... Explain to me please WHY other people should pay for other people's kids fireworks ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Does nobody do penny for the guy anymore ? "

Course. Only it's money for a footy in a jumper.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring

( who the fuck is ring ring ringing? )

Open the door ...... three little chidlers with buckets.

Sorry kids says I. I don't have anything.

Kids look sad and very puzzled.

( I think ...... bloody hell they don't know what YOU ARE NOT GETTING OWT means )

I repeat. I haven't got anything sorry.

Mum says...... it's okay C'mon kids.

Kids run off.

I say ..... Awwwwwwwwwwwwww sorry.

Mum says .... It's okayyyyyyyyy.

I shut door.

I was really thinking ....... Who the fuck are they ? Never seen them before!Why don't they knock during the year to sweep my front or sommat?

Is is just me ? I have NO intentions of giving sweets to kids i've never seen in my life before. OR kids I have seen for that matter.

Their buckets were pretty full and they were nice kids ...... I find this begging out of order.

someone's forgotten the wonder and excitement of being a kid me thinks

It's not wonder or excitement banging on strangers doors expecting sweets it's begging

I suppose you think penny for the guy is begging to .

but hay everyone loves a misery guts because they remind us all what to not end up like ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bah humbug!! Or is that the wrong season

Ha.

Actually I'm just teasing - I think the kids should follow a code and only knock on 'Trick or Treat friendly' houses.

I identify as one of those as I have pumpkins on display, so don't mind the kids coming.

And to be fair, the kids around here are pretty decent, very polite and gracious so it's all good!

But many people don't want to get involved or may be scared by large numbers of youths turning up - if a house isn't easily recognisable as 'Halloween friendly' they should skip on by I think!

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my house is Halloween friendly. I even have my proper broom up in the window but a soft toy black cat as mine wouldn't stay on it ( hes seen me fly it I think

) got pumpkins in the windows too x my kids are out and hopefully being as polite as those knocking on my door... love the little ones that have made an effort.

Just had one ask me if Im a real witch as I have a broom.. I said shhhhh and winked... and they giggled. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just got the music cranked up a bit louder. As long as the kids knock the door in time to the beat, all's good!

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring

( who the fuck is ring ring ringing? )

Open the door ...... three little chidlers with buckets.

Sorry kids says I. I don't have anything.

Kids look sad and very puzzled.

( I think ...... bloody hell they don't know what YOU ARE NOT GETTING OWT means )

I repeat. I haven't got anything sorry.

Mum says...... it's okay C'mon kids.

Kids run off.

I say ..... Awwwwwwwwwwwwww sorry.

Mum says .... It's okayyyyyyyyy.

I shut door.

I was really thinking ....... Who the fuck are they ? Never seen them before!Why don't they knock during the year to sweep my front or sommat?

Is is just me ? I have NO intentions of giving sweets to kids i've never seen in my life before. OR kids I have seen for that matter.

Their buckets were pretty full and they were nice kids ...... I find this begging out of order.

someone's forgotten the wonder and excitement of being a kid me thinks

It's not wonder or excitement banging on strangers doors expecting sweets it's begging

I suppose you think penny for the guy is begging to .

but hay everyone loves a misery guts because they remind us all what to not end up like ,

Oh So much you assume so little you know xx

But yes I'm proud not to encourage , endorse, condone , and be complicit with helping our future generations strengthen their addiction to the damaging highly refined drug plant extract sugar .

The sooner society realises that sweets are not a treat for kids , rather they are addictive drug pushed by large corps that humans become dependant upon for life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back in the 80's some of the houses could be really really nasty though and frightening swearing at us telling us to fuk off and dont knock again, is it still like that in this day and age ?

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring

( who the fuck is ring ring ringing? )

Open the door ...... three little chidlers with buckets.

Sorry kids says I. I don't have anything.

Kids look sad and very puzzled.

( I think ...... bloody hell they don't know what YOU ARE NOT GETTING OWT means )

I repeat. I haven't got anything sorry.

Mum says...... it's okay C'mon kids.

Kids run off.

I say ..... Awwwwwwwwwwwwww sorry.

Mum says .... It's okayyyyyyyyy.

I shut door.

I was really thinking ....... Who the fuck are they ? Never seen them before!Why don't they knock during the year to sweep my front or sommat?

Is is just me ? I have NO intentions of giving sweets to kids i've never seen in my life before. OR kids I have seen for that matter.

Their buckets were pretty full and they were nice kids ...... I find this begging out of order.

someone's forgotten the wonder and excitement of being a kid me thinks

It's not wonder or excitement banging on strangers doors expecting sweets it's begging

I suppose you think penny for the guy is begging to .

but hay everyone loves a misery guts because they remind us all what to not end up like ,

Okay smile a while ......... Explain to me please WHY other people should pay for other people's kids fireworks ?"

because there kids I grow up in a world where I could go fishing with out any maggots only bread and cheese and the adults who were fishing there would give you a few maggots or there bait when they were going home .

I grow up in a world where I could do penny for the guy at the top of our road and be given 10p here 20p there and raise over £100 pound for the firework party that all the kids in the street would attend ,

I live in a world where when i took my nieces to feed the ducks we would give some of the bread to other little kids there to.

I grow up in a world where everyone helped everyone else where the old boy with a allotment would give away his access to everyone down the street .

once you grow up in that kind of world you don't view it as paying for others peoples kids to have some sweets or fireworks you just view it as spreading a bit of joy to a few kids hoping that they to will one day grow up to be the kind of adult that's shares for the joy of sharing and likes to spread a bit of joy when ever its possible to do so in a friendly way .

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over a year ago

"Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring

( who the fuck is ring ring ringing? )

Open the door ...... three little chidlers with buckets.

Sorry kids says I. I don't have anything.

Kids look sad and very puzzled.

( I think ...... bloody hell they don't know what YOU ARE NOT GETTING OWT means )

I repeat. I haven't got anything sorry.

Mum says...... it's okay C'mon kids.

Kids run off.

I say ..... Awwwwwwwwwwwwww sorry.

Mum says .... It's okayyyyyyyyy.

I shut door.

I was really thinking ....... Who the fuck are they ? Never seen them before!Why don't they knock during the year to sweep my front or sommat?

Is is just me ? I have NO intentions of giving sweets to kids i've never seen in my life before. OR kids I have seen for that matter.

Their buckets were pretty full and they were nice kids ...... I find this begging out of order.

Did your mummy not allow you to go out trick or treating.....stop taking it out on this generation of kids. It's the one day in the year they can get away from their play stations and playboys....sorry game boys and get some fresh air...

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

It's just a bit of fun and tooth rot for the kid's. It's been really quiet around here for the last couple of year's so I haven't bothered getting any sweets this time. Fuck the door's just gone...I feel mean now

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

I have sweets and no trick or treaters !

Miss

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

This is the first year ever we have not had any trick or treaters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Next year I'm bulk buying apples and loads of those mini toothpastes and giving them out instead!

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"Next year I'm bulk buying apples and loads of those mini toothpastes and giving them out instead!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The reality round mine:

Pissed up students wearing masks ring doorbell at 12:30am requiring me to chase them down the street yelling at them in my dressing gown. Bastards.

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over a year ago

"Next year I'm bulk buying apples and loads of those mini toothpastes and giving them out instead!

Would be cheaper than what I spent on sweets I think!

It's all finished now by me, I'm on a new build estate and almost every house on my row has decorations outside, the house opposite has some legs sticking out from under the garage door, looks like a body has been severed! The street went all out this year was brill!

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

I opened the door and ate a chocolate bar in front of a boy who didn't have a trick!

Fuck him, should've come out prepared.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is the first year ever we have not had any trick or treaters

Awww.

I'm knackered.

It's been non stop at my door but my window is all lit up and decorated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[whispers in your ear]

***Halloween is, by far, the safest day to kill a person and leave them in a chair on your porch.***

....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The reality round mine:

Pissed up students wearing masks ring doorbell at 12:30am requiring me to chase them down the street yelling at them in my dressing gown. Bastards."
.

That sounds great fun, I missed being a student so now I'm considering it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[whispers in your ear]

***Halloween is, by far, the safest day to kill a person and leave them in a chair on your porch.***

....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're all done here now. Had loads. Well over a hundred I'd say, not bad for a small village!

Other than one girl who didn't like the Rowntrees Randoms minatures

without exception all were really polite and civil - their parents should all be really proud!

It's a good night if approached in the right spirit - and the best news is there's a few sweets left over too ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See........ We always did halloween as kids .... BUT your family did it for YOU.

We did duck apple. Oranges on string. Ginger cake. Toffee apples. Songs. Ghost stories. Treacle Toffee......... family and friend parties....

We did NOT go to other peoples houses and ask for stuff. "

Well said Granny. You must've been posh though. Oranges on strings? We had baking apples. Split lips, missing teeth and black eyes all round. But we was 'appy.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring

( who the fuck is ring ring ringing? )

Open the door ...... three little chidlers with buckets.

Sorry kids says I. I don't have anything.

Kids look sad and very puzzled.

( I think ...... bloody hell they don't know what YOU ARE NOT GETTING OWT means )

I repeat. I haven't got anything sorry.

Mum says...... it's okay C'mon kids.

Kids run off.

I say ..... Awwwwwwwwwwwwww sorry.

Mum says .... It's okayyyyyyyyy.

I shut door.

I was really thinking ....... Who the fuck are they ? Never seen them before!Why don't they knock during the year to sweep my front or sommat?

Is is just me ? I have NO intentions of giving sweets to kids i've never seen in my life before. OR kids I have seen for that matter.

Their buckets were pretty full and they were nice kids ...... I find this begging out of order.

Trick or Treating ? I didn't grow up in America.

We all had family / street good old British duck apple night.

See above.

Im not taking anything out on any generation of kids...... BEGGING is BEGGING. I don't know them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bought a couple of bags of extreme sours... let the little buggers suck on them... trick or treat? Ha!!!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring

( who the fuck is ring ring ringing? )

Open the door ...... three little chidlers with buckets.

Sorry kids says I. I don't have anything.

Kids look sad and very puzzled.

( I think ...... bloody hell they don't know what YOU ARE NOT GETTING OWT means )

I repeat. I haven't got anything sorry.

Mum says...... it's okay C'mon kids.

Kids run off.

I say ..... Awwwwwwwwwwwwww sorry.

Mum says .... It's okayyyyyyyyy.

I shut door.

I was really thinking ....... Who the fuck are they ? Never seen them before!Why don't they knock during the year to sweep my front or sommat?

Is is just me ? I have NO intentions of giving sweets to kids i've never seen in my life before. OR kids I have seen for that matter.

Their buckets were pretty full and they were nice kids ...... I find this begging out of order.

someone's forgotten the wonder and excitement of being a kid me thinks

It's not wonder or excitement banging on strangers doors expecting sweets it's begging

I suppose you think penny for the guy is begging to .

but hay everyone loves a misery guts because they remind us all what to not end up like ,

Okay smile a while ......... Explain to me please WHY other people should pay for other people's kids fireworks ?

I live in a world where when i took my nieces to feed the ducks we would give some of the bread to other little kids there to.

I grow up in a world where everyone helped everyone else where the old boy with a allotment would give away his access to everyone down the street .

Nice sentiment but pretty much untrue.

I repeat.

We DID halloween.

I won't provide for strangers. Why should I ?

Incidentally - I spread joy every day of the year. I just WONT buy sweets for strangers.......

or fireworks.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I think the clown thing has had an effect this year. I've given hardly anything away. I was able to eat dinner without anyone banging on the door and watch the Dispatches report on obesity.

My staff will be very happy when I take the excess into work tomorrow.

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By *elma and ShaggyCouple
over a year ago

Bedworth

I don't agree with kids going from house to house to beg for sweets from strangers. We spend all their lives warning them about stranger danger and telling them not to accept things from them, and then on Halloween we send them out to do just that.

When I lived in Nottingham we used to get loads of kids coming around knocking and it would drive my dog insane. I started putting a notice on the door saying no trick or treat and on the whole people would respect that and pass us by.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No knocks on the door = awesome, peace and quiet filled evening. Now, if only Boxing Day would hurry up and get the 'C' word out of the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Makes me chuckle when someone's idea of a treat is an apple, the kids faces are like whaaaaat?!

All good natured here though, pumpkin friendly houses or those who don't wish to participate have the neighbourhood watch posters and/ or porch lights out..

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By *amslam1000Man
over a year ago

willenhall

i paid a visit to the joke shop, the local scutter family followed the nice kids from next door but one they got heros and the nasty git's got blue mouth sweets and a couple of fiery boiled sweets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope you all get nasty piles and constipation for being mean to children.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Some kids came round with parents - not Halloween (nobody came, thank goodness - and gave me some strawberries dipped in chocolate.

That's the spirit I like to see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And your cocks and fannies shrivel up and die.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And you break all year teeth eating your Worthers Originals.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Begging is knocking on doors that haven't got into the sprit of Halloween, if you dress the house up or take the time to carve a pumpkin you are joining in and making little kiddies night, that's not begging in my opinion!

Someone did have a good point further up though, we do teach our kids not to speak to strangers etc yet we happily let them knock on doors and take sweets!!

G x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is one of the most British threads I've ever seen

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By *adyDangerWoman
over a year ago

land of debauchery and kink

"I don't agree with kids going from house to house to beg for sweets from strangers. We spend all their lives warning them about stranger danger and telling them not to accept things from them, and then on Halloween we send them out to do just that.

I do agree to an extent but come on it's fun , ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember when I was 9-10 mine n my mates mums dressed us up like little girls in make up n wigs n wearing stockings n high heels n skirts n bras with bog roll stuffed inside for our tits!

They made us memorise a song to sing each(can't remember mine!)as well as any jokes we already knew then sent us off to all the local pubs!

T'was child abuse I tell ye!

Was also the most money we ever made guiseing....ever!

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By *etter the devil you knowWoman
over a year ago

Lyndhurst

"When did we as a society start hating kids so much?

When their parents didnt teach them how to behave.

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex

"Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring

( who the fuck is ring ring ringing? )

Open the door ...... three little chidlers with buckets.

Sorry kids says I. I don't have anything.

Kids look sad and very puzzled.

( I think ...... bloody hell they don't know what YOU ARE NOT GETTING OWT means )

I repeat. I haven't got anything sorry.

Mum says...... it's okay C'mon kids.

Kids run off.

I say ..... Awwwwwwwwwwwwww sorry.

Mum says .... It's okayyyyyyyyy.

I shut door.

I was really thinking ....... Who the fuck are they ? Never seen them before!Why don't they knock during the year to sweep my front or sommat?

Is is just me ? I have NO intentions of giving sweets to kids i've never seen in my life before. OR kids I have seen for that matter.

Their buckets were pretty full and they were nice kids ...... I find this begging out of order.

the Americanization of samhain the Celtic festival, it's better than how the Irish tribes who used the festival to assacinate their political leaders throw them into bogs.

Beg to differ. I can see things to celebrate there."

haha lol

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex

"Does nobody do penny for the guy anymore ?

Course. Only it's money for a footy in a jumper."

I think Guy needed more than just a penny to prevent his demise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the subject of halloween reality,I bought my ex Mrs a pair of those open crotch panties for halloween.nothing kinky mind you,I just thought it would gave her a better grip on her broomstick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely though if an adult dresses their home up, carves a pumpkin and buys sweets that's them entertaining the kids? It's them inviting the kids to come and knock on their door, it's not begging, it's getting in Halloween mood with the kids. If someone didn't do all that and kids still knocked then yes, 100% it's begging as they are not inviting said kids to knock.

G x

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By *etter the devil you knowWoman
over a year ago

Lyndhurst

We put a padlock on our gate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We put a padlock on our gate."

I know someone who did that .... they were really pissed off when a crafty prankster sabotaged the lock with super glue so they ended up having to hacksaw the lock off ....

Trick or treat,,,,

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By *etter the devil you knowWoman
over a year ago

Lyndhurst

"We put a padlock on our gate.

I know someone who did that .... they were really pissed off when a crafty prankster sabotaged the lock with super glue so they ended up having to hacksaw the lock off ....

Trick or treat,,,,

Oh they arent quite that bad where we live.

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By *lumsy colinMan
over a year ago

basingstoke

I get a pack of playing cards and do simple tricks with them then tell the amazed kids that's a trick now give me a treat i end up with loads of sweets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I agree (hugely belatedly (is that a phrase)) with Dan, I taught my kids that just dressed houses were taking part and to not knock at others, it should be opt in not hide out on Halloween, personally I dislike the whole thing as it's just more Americanisation of our culture but try explaining that to a six year old

Beard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We put a padlock on our gate.

I know someone who did that .... they were really pissed off when a crafty prankster sabotaged the lock with super glue so they ended up having to hacksaw the lock off ....

Trick or treat,,,,

Oh they arent quite that bad where we live.

Worst thing was I got super-glue all over my fingers....

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