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"I curl up in the corner and sob uncontrollably - does that count? " Does in my mind. | |||
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"I can move my ears without moving my forehead muscles and dislocate my left thumb, does that count " me too | |||
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"I have the lay on my front milking the cock jobby where they are squished between my thighs and I get a cracking grip You just made my penis! I mean day! So easily confused.." Wha!?!?!?!?! | |||
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"Missionary. Lights off. " Hero...mine too | |||
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"Hurricane Honey " I bet that move blows yer head off! Him. | |||
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"Hurricane Honey " Duck and cover ! | |||
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"I like to stand on the bed frame and then dive bomb into the wife's chuff " | |||
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"Hurricane Honey Got a ring to it Heroine . Mine too. " I could show you | |||
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"Hurricane Honey Got a ring to it Heroine . Mine too. I could show you " I might let you. | |||
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"Hurricane Honey Got a ring to it Heroine . Mine too. I could show you I might let you. " Get a room you two | |||
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"Hurricane Honey Got a ring to it Heroine . Mine too. I could show you I might let you. Get a room you two " I have. | |||
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"Hurricane Honey Got a ring to it Heroine . Mine too. I could show you I might let you. Get a room you two I have. " I know | |||
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"LOL, naked, jumps off the garage roof hits the trampoline and flys straight thru the open bedroom windown landing on WTFs cock perfectly, balls deep, in her pussy. This gives us both an instant massive orgasm, LOL shoots upwards from the force of her gush and hits the ceiling (pillow fixed on it now we've had a few trys), Luckily WTFs now exploding cock shoots up a fountain of spunk that lowers her down gently... Still struggling with that "extra step" on final dismount like they do at the Olympics ... xx" | |||
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"If there's such a move as getting so nervous I gesticulate too wildly with my hands and knock drinks over and/or babble incoherently so the only thing to do is pin my hands and kiss me then that's probably my signature move. Klutz." And if your really attracted to them why not try a nasal laugh, also known as a snort laugh, to really go all out on first impressions... xx | |||
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"I dont know if this is necessarily unique but i'ts a move I practice with my FB. After the initial slow entry phase and some normal humpage, he will draw back so he is in constant contact with my g-spot. He arches his back so I can use a toy on my clit at the same time. This creates a very intense, messy orgasm every time. It doesnt take long before I'm a moaning maniac. The best part is that its a tease, because I don't know how he's going to play the long strokes, and I WANT all of him inside of me, so they're like delicious rewards. Sometimes he will add them in randomly if he is really turned on, he cant help it. This is amazing because I KNOW he's turned on to the fullest, that he just couldn't wait one more second, he needs to feel me all around him. Then sometimes he will manage to hold off until I start to orgasm. This is amazing because just as Im going over the edge, I'm getting what I've been wanting throughout the whole build up, and the release and simultaneous reward prolongs and intensifies my orgasm. I don't have a name for it....they are "Dayna moves" " Wow! I almost had one myself reading that! | |||
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"I dribble uncontrollably " And what's you sex position | |||
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"I dribble uncontrollably And what's you sex position " Peeking through a hole in the wall | |||
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"Hurricane Honey Got a ring to it Heroine . Mine too. I could show you I might let you. Get a room you two I have. " Confident | |||
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"Mines the Lilo - after a few pumps I'm ready to sleep." Can I sleep on you? | |||
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"Hurricane Honey This has actually made my night lmao " Result | |||
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"Put it in her butt while shouting jumanji " With a name like tongue ninja I was expecting your move to be stealthy oral related | |||
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"Put it in her butt while shouting jumanji With a name like tongue ninja I was expecting your move to be stealthy oral related " You don't know how long my tongue is lol | |||
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"Hurricane Honey I bet that move blows yer head off! Him." Steady as she blows | |||
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"I'm not letting my secrets out of the bag " What if we tickle you? | |||
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"Nothing to fancy...I'll twirl my nun chucks for a bit then go in for the one inch pump! In true Bruce Lee style,if I'm fingerbanging a lass n find out she's got her period when I see blood on my fingers,I'll lick my finger in slow motion then let out a bloodcurdling "WOOOOSAIII!"........ Then break her neck with a single blow " Ha! Fairplay that made me snort! | |||
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"What, like the 'prince yahshua f150' move? :D http://costocollection.blogspot.co.uk/2010/06/prince-yahshua.html?m=1 Him " Hahaha....I saw this one before. Amazing manoeuvre! Makes me wanna hit the gym! | |||
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"Nothing to fancy...I'll twirl my nun chucks for a bit then go in for the one inch pump! In true Bruce Lee style,if I'm fingerbanging a lass n find out she's got her period when I see blood on my fingers,I'll lick my finger in slow motion then let out a bloodcurdling "WOOOOSAIII!"........ Then break her neck with a single blow Ha! Fairplay that made me snort! " Looks even more dramatic in a room decked out with mirrors all over the place! | |||
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"If there's such a move as getting so nervous I gesticulate too wildly with my hands and knock drinks over and/or babble incoherently so the only thing to do is pin my hands and kiss me then that's probably my signature move. Klutz." I'd love to see your moves.... I'm quietly confident they'll work on me, but there's nothing quite like field testing a theory. | |||
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"If there's such a move as getting so nervous I gesticulate too wildly with my hands and knock drinks over and/or babble incoherently so the only thing to do is pin my hands and kiss me then that's probably my signature move. Klutz." Stole my move, biaaatch. | |||
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"Nothing to fancy...I'll twirl my nun chucks for a bit then go in for the one inch pump! In true Bruce Lee style,if I'm fingerbanging a lass n find out she's got her period when I see blood on my fingers,I'll lick my finger in slow motion then let out a bloodcurdling "WOOOOSAIII!"........ Then break her neck with a single blow " Better time this back rub wisely then | |||
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"Dont really have one but find neck kissings a good start" I like to test a guys nerve by getting a bunch of his mates to turn up unexpectedly on our social and see how he copes when he goes to introduce me and realises all he has for my name is Kinky-Minx | |||
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" The sleeper, my favourite one of all, guy falls asleep and I basically do things to him whilst he's sleeping, stick bits of Lego up his arse that kind of thing. " ^ That's how you simultaneously give a guy a boner and a limp dick in one sentence. ............ | |||
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"Dont really have one but find neck kissings a good start I like to test a guys nerve by getting a bunch of his mates to turn up unexpectedly on our social and see how he copes when he goes to introduce me and realises all he has for my name is Kinky-Minx" Also folding very easily in pain of embarrassment by not knowing a meets name | |||
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" The sleeper, my favourite one of all, guy falls asleep and I basically do things to him whilst he's sleeping, stick bits of Lego up his arse that kind of thing. ^ That's how you simultaneously give a guy a boner and a limp dick in one sentence. ............ " I've written many times what I like to do with sleeping guys but get people saying that I'm basically raping them so won't go in to detail! | |||
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" The sleeper, my favourite one of all, guy falls asleep and I basically do things to him whilst he's sleeping, stick bits of Lego up his arse that kind of thing. ^ That's how you simultaneously give a guy a boner and a limp dick in one sentence. ............ I've written many times what I like to do with sleeping guys but get people saying that I'm basically raping them so won't go in to detail! " what would you stick up their arse if you didn't have Lego handy?.. Just wondering... | |||
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"I wait till they're not expecting it then souplex them right onto and through a table " Allí está! | |||
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"I like doing the monkey on his back move. Guy on all 4's and I jump on his back, skin to skin and can reach around to wank him and give him kisses all over his back! Orrrrr not so much a signature move but a signature routine where I'll either do all or at least one of the following things. The bath, guy pretends he has an injury and I'm his carer that has to help him in the bath, wash his body and his willy and wank it enough to be solid but then tell him off cos he's not supposed to be enjoying it! The beauty treatment, I'm a beautician and get the guy to take off his trousers and pants and get on all 4's on my yoga mat on my bed (I will get a proper beautician table one day) I wipe his bum hole with cotton wool dipped in rose water then apply hair removal cream (boots own brand intimate is the best for that area) I blow his bum hole and stroke his thighs and wank him whilst the hair removal cream develops then I remove it with my wooden spatula before wiping it with cotton wool and rose water, I then stick my tongue inside his arse hole to check it's smooth whilst reassuring him that it's part of the procedure. The sleeper, my favourite one of all, guy falls asleep and I basically do things to him whilst he's sleeping, stick bits of Lego up his arse that kind of thing. " All time fantasies | |||
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" The sleeper, my favourite one of all, guy falls asleep and I basically do things to him whilst he's sleeping, stick bits of Lego up his arse that kind of thing. ^ That's how you simultaneously give a guy a boner and a limp dick in one sentence. ............ I've written many times what I like to do with sleeping guys but get people saying that I'm basically raping them so won't go in to detail! what would you stick up their arse if you didn't have Lego handy?.. Just wondering..." I reckon Sticklebricks if they've had a back, sack and crack wax. Or Duplo. Or go the board game route with the stuff from Buckaroo possibly? | |||
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" I reckon Sticklebricks if they've had a back, sack and crack wax. Or Duplo. Or go the board game route with the stuff from Buckaroo possibly?" **Bends over** "WOAHHHHHH THERE BUCKAROO!!!" ..... | |||
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"I like doing the monkey on his back move. Guy on all 4's and I jump on his back, skin to skin and can reach around to wank him and give him kisses all over his back! Orrrrr not so much a signature move but a signature routine where I'll either do all or at least one of the following things. The bath, guy pretends he has an injury and I'm his carer that has to help him in the bath, wash his body and his willy and wank it enough to be solid but then tell him off cos he's not supposed to be enjoying it! The beauty treatment, I'm a beautician and get the guy to take off his trousers and pants and get on all 4's on my yoga mat on my bed (I will get a proper beautician table one day) I wipe his bum hole with cotton wool dipped in rose water then apply hair removal cream (boots own brand intimate is the best for that area) I blow his bum hole and stroke his thighs and wank him whilst the hair removal cream develops then I remove it with my wooden spatula before wiping it with cotton wool and rose water, I then stick my tongue inside his arse hole to check it's smooth whilst reassuring him that it's part of the procedure. The sleeper, my favourite one of all, guy falls asleep and I basically do things to him whilst he's sleeping, stick bits of Lego up his arse that kind of thing. " I'm crying reading these | |||
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"Dont really have one but find neck kissings a good start I like to test a guys nerve by getting a bunch of his mates to turn up unexpectedly on our social and see how he copes when he goes to introduce me and realises all he has for my name is Kinky-Minx Also folding very easily in pain of embarrassment by not knowing a meets name" | |||
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"I like doing the monkey on his back move. Guy on all 4's and I jump on his back, skin to skin and can reach around to wank him and give him kisses all over his back! Orrrrr not so much a signature move but a signature routine where I'll either do all or at least one of the following things. The bath, guy pretends he has an injury and I'm his carer that has to help him in the bath, wash his body and his willy and wank it enough to be solid but then tell him off cos he's not supposed to be enjoying it! The beauty treatment, I'm a beautician and get the guy to take off his trousers and pants and get on all 4's on my yoga mat on my bed (I will get a proper beautician table one day) I wipe his bum hole with cotton wool dipped in rose water then apply hair removal cream (boots own brand intimate is the best for that area) I blow his bum hole and stroke his thighs and wank him whilst the hair removal cream develops then I remove it with my wooden spatula before wiping it with cotton wool and rose water, I then stick my tongue inside his arse hole to check it's smooth whilst reassuring him that it's part of the procedure. The sleeper, my favourite one of all, guy falls asleep and I basically do things to him whilst he's sleeping, stick bits of Lego up his arse that kind of thing. I'm crying reading these " I'm getting turned on | |||
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"I dont know if this is necessarily unique but i'ts a move I practice with my FB. After the initial slow entry phase and some normal humpage, he will draw back so he is in constant contact with my g-spot. He arches his back so I can use a toy on my clit at the same time. This creates a very intense, messy orgasm every time. It doesnt take long before I'm a moaning maniac. The best part is that its a tease, because I don't know how he's going to play the long strokes, and I WANT all of him inside of me, so they're like delicious rewards. Sometimes he will add them in randomly if he is really turned on, he cant help it. This is amazing because I KNOW he's turned on to the fullest, that he just couldn't wait one more second, he needs to feel me all around him. Then sometimes he will manage to hold off until I start to orgasm. This is amazing because just as Im going over the edge, I'm getting what I've been wanting throughout the whole build up, and the release and simultaneous reward prolongs and intensifies my orgasm. I don't have a name for it....they are "Dayna moves" " God I'm wet reading that' | |||
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"Dont really have one but find neck kissings a good start" one of my favs and licking inside of wrists or under throat and then Blowing gently on it; makes it more sensitive | |||
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"Dont really have one but find neck kissings a good start one of my favs and licking inside of wrists or under throat and then Blowing gently on it; makes it more sensitive " Done all those always a good place to start | |||
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"Nothing to fancy...I'll twirl my nun chucks for a bit then go in for the one inch pump! In true Bruce Lee style,if I'm fingerbanging a lass n find out she's got her period when I see blood on my fingers,I'll lick my finger in slow motion then let out a bloodcurdling "WOOOOSAIII!"........ Then break her neck with a single blow Better time this back rub wisely then " You'll be fine! Specially if I let you in on one of my biggest weaknesses that will render me helpless by putting me in a pleasure induced trance like state......just massage/softly scratch my head n I'll be as chilled as a stoned sloth! | |||
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"I dont know if this is necessarily unique but i'ts a move I practice with my FB. After the initial slow entry phase and some normal humpage, he will draw back so he is in constant contact with my g-spot. He arches his back so I can use a toy on my clit at the same time. This creates a very intense, messy orgasm every time. It doesnt take long before I'm a moaning maniac. The best part is that its a tease, because I don't know how he's going to play the long strokes, and I WANT all of him inside of me, so they're like delicious rewards. Sometimes he will add them in randomly if he is really turned on, he cant help it. This is amazing because I KNOW he's turned on to the fullest, that he just couldn't wait one more second, he needs to feel me all around him. Then sometimes he will manage to hold off until I start to orgasm. This is amazing because just as Im going over the edge, I'm getting what I've been wanting throughout the whole build up, and the release and simultaneous reward prolongs and intensifies my orgasm. I don't have a name for it....they are "Dayna moves" " Yes I love that partial withdrawl tease, drives me nuts! | |||
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"I used to do that to my ex; he'd love me giving massage and he'd be SO relaxed. Meant energy was stored for fun later! " It's my kryptonite!I'd quite happily lie there all night occasionally growling with pleasure like the worlds most contented tiger as I'm massaged,stroked,caressed,scratched n tousled! Nice to be nice n return the favour though,that usually finishes with me pouncing like a coiled spring to start off the proper shenanigans | |||
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"I like to stand on the bed frame and then dive bomb into the wife's chuff " Sounds majestic We like to tag each other in and out when playing with couples....we've even 3D'd someone through a table when they asked for it rough....we never did get invited back | |||
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"Nothing to fancy...I'll twirl my nun chucks for a bit then go in for the one inch pump! In true Bruce Lee style,if I'm fingerbanging a lass n find out she's got her period when I see blood on my fingers,I'll lick my finger in slow motion then let out a bloodcurdling "WOOOOSAIII!"........ Then break her neck with a single blow Better time this back rub wisely then You'll be fine! Specially if I let you in on one of my biggest weaknesses that will render me helpless by putting me in a pleasure induced trance like state......just massage/softly scratch my head n I'll be as chilled as a stoned sloth! " Will do. Jump on a train | |||
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"Nothing to fancy...I'll twirl my nun chucks for a bit then go in for the one inch pump! In true Bruce Lee style,if I'm fingerbanging a lass n find out she's got her period when I see blood on my fingers,I'll lick my finger in slow motion then let out a bloodcurdling "WOOOOSAIII!"........ Then break her neck with a single blow Better time this back rub wisely then You'll be fine! Specially if I let you in on one of my biggest weaknesses that will render me helpless by putting me in a pleasure induced trance like state......just massage/softly scratch my head n I'll be as chilled as a stoned sloth! Will do. Jump on a train " Well if you're sure you can't be persuaded to come to me....awwwk ok then You'll have to wait a few weeks due to time/cash constraints.....but you'll find I'm worth the wait,like a pint of Guinness! That n my head is full of froth! | |||
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"Nothing to fancy...I'll twirl my nun chucks for a bit then go in for the one inch pump! In true Bruce Lee style,if I'm fingerbanging a lass n find out she's got her period when I see blood on my fingers,I'll lick my finger in slow motion then let out a bloodcurdling "WOOOOSAIII!"........ Then break her neck with a single blow Better time this back rub wisely then You'll be fine! Specially if I let you in on one of my biggest weaknesses that will render me helpless by putting me in a pleasure induced trance like state......just massage/softly scratch my head n I'll be as chilled as a stoned sloth! Will do. Jump on a train Well if you're sure you can't be persuaded to come to me....awwwk ok then You'll have to wait a few weeks due to time/cash constraints.....but you'll find I'm worth the wait,like a pint of Guinness! That n my head is full of froth! " That's my line | |||
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"Nothing to fancy...I'll twirl my nun chucks for a bit then go in for the one inch pump! In true Bruce Lee style,if I'm fingerbanging a lass n find out she's got her period when I see blood on my fingers,I'll lick my finger in slow motion then let out a bloodcurdling "WOOOOSAIII!"........ Then break her neck with a single blow Better time this back rub wisely then You'll be fine! Specially if I let you in on one of my biggest weaknesses that will render me helpless by putting me in a pleasure induced trance like state......just massage/softly scratch my head n I'll be as chilled as a stoned sloth! Will do. Jump on a train Well if you're sure you can't be persuaded to come to me....awwwk ok then You'll have to wait a few weeks due to time/cash constraints.....but you'll find I'm worth the wait,like a pint of Guinness! That n my head is full of froth! That's my line " I'll wrestle you for it | |||
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"Nothing to fancy...I'll twirl my nun chucks for a bit then go in for the one inch pump! In true Bruce Lee style,if I'm fingerbanging a lass n find out she's got her period when I see blood on my fingers,I'll lick my finger in slow motion then let out a bloodcurdling "WOOOOSAIII!"........ Then break her neck with a single blow Better time this back rub wisely then You'll be fine! Specially if I let you in on one of my biggest weaknesses that will render me helpless by putting me in a pleasure induced trance like state......just massage/softly scratch my head n I'll be as chilled as a stoned sloth! Will do. Jump on a train Well if you're sure you can't be persuaded to come to me....awwwk ok then You'll have to wait a few weeks due to time/cash constraints.....but you'll find I'm worth the wait,like a pint of Guinness! That n my head is full of froth! That's my line I'll wrestle you for it " Now you are talking. I don't tap out | |||
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"I'd love to explained my moves. but it needs a picture as a visual aid. " I'll wait for the de brief in 19 days | |||
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"Nothing to fancy...I'll twirl my nun chucks for a bit then go in for the one inch pump! In true Bruce Lee style,if I'm fingerbanging a lass n find out she's got her period when I see blood on my fingers,I'll lick my finger in slow motion then let out a bloodcurdling "WOOOOSAIII!"........ Then break her neck with a single blow Better time this back rub wisely then You'll be fine! Specially if I let you in on one of my biggest weaknesses that will render me helpless by putting me in a pleasure induced trance like state......just massage/softly scratch my head n I'll be as chilled as a stoned sloth! Will do. Jump on a train Well if you're sure you can't be persuaded to come to me....awwwk ok then You'll have to wait a few weeks due to time/cash constraints.....but you'll find I'm worth the wait,like a pint of Guinness! That n my head is full of froth! That's my line I'll wrestle you for it Now you are talking. I don't tap out " Oh really? I'm gonna enjoy making you tap out with your top off! | |||
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"I'd love to explained my moves. but it needs a picture as a visual aid. I'll wait for the de brief in 19 days " I can't wait to be de-briefed in 18 Oh wait..I'm not allowed to wear any | |||
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"Nothing to fancy...I'll twirl my nun chucks for a bit then go in for the one inch pump! In true Bruce Lee style,if I'm fingerbanging a lass n find out she's got her period when I see blood on my fingers,I'll lick my finger in slow motion then let out a bloodcurdling "WOOOOSAIII!"........ Then break her neck with a single blow Better time this back rub wisely then You'll be fine! Specially if I let you in on one of my biggest weaknesses that will render me helpless by putting me in a pleasure induced trance like state......just massage/softly scratch my head n I'll be as chilled as a stoned sloth! Will do. Jump on a train Well if you're sure you can't be persuaded to come to me....awwwk ok then You'll have to wait a few weeks due to time/cash constraints.....but you'll find I'm worth the wait,like a pint of Guinness! That n my head is full of froth! That's my line I'll wrestle you for it Now you are talking. I don't tap out Oh really? I'm gonna enjoy making you tap out with your top off! " Oh naked wrestling? You just get better | |||
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"Nothing to fancy...I'll twirl my nun chucks for a bit then go in for the one inch pump! In true Bruce Lee style,if I'm fingerbanging a lass n find out she's got her period when I see blood on my fingers,I'll lick my finger in slow motion then let out a bloodcurdling "WOOOOSAIII!"........ Then break her neck with a single blow Better time this back rub wisely then You'll be fine! Specially if I let you in on one of my biggest weaknesses that will render me helpless by putting me in a pleasure induced trance like state......just massage/softly scratch my head n I'll be as chilled as a stoned sloth! Will do. Jump on a train Well if you're sure you can't be persuaded to come to me....awwwk ok then You'll have to wait a few weeks due to time/cash constraints.....but you'll find I'm worth the wait,like a pint of Guinness! That n my head is full of froth! That's my line I'll wrestle you for it Now you are talking. I don't tap out Oh really? I'm gonna enjoy making you tap out with your top off! Oh naked wrestling? You just get better " There's loads of activities that can be made a lot more fun by simply removing your clothes! Except barbequing...NEVER BBQ naked! | |||
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"Nothing to fancy...I'll twirl my nun chucks for a bit then go in for the one inch pump! In true Bruce Lee style,if I'm fingerbanging a lass n find out she's got her period when I see blood on my fingers,I'll lick my finger in slow motion then let out a bloodcurdling "WOOOOSAIII!"........ Then break her neck with a single blow Better time this back rub wisely then You'll be fine! Specially if I let you in on one of my biggest weaknesses that will render me helpless by putting me in a pleasure induced trance like state......just massage/softly scratch my head n I'll be as chilled as a stoned sloth! Will do. Jump on a train Well if you're sure you can't be persuaded to come to me....awwwk ok then You'll have to wait a few weeks due to time/cash constraints.....but you'll find I'm worth the wait,like a pint of Guinness! That n my head is full of froth! That's my line I'll wrestle you for it Now you are talking. I don't tap out Oh really? I'm gonna enjoy making you tap out with your top off! Oh naked wrestling? You just get better There's loads of activities that can be made a lot more fun by simply removing your clothes! Except barbequing...NEVER BBQ naked! " Naked twister? | |||
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"Nothing to fancy...I'll twirl my nun chucks for a bit then go in for the one inch pump! In true Bruce Lee style,if I'm fingerbanging a lass n find out she's got her period when I see blood on my fingers,I'll lick my finger in slow motion then let out a bloodcurdling "WOOOOSAIII!"........ Then break her neck with a single blow Better time this back rub wisely then You'll be fine! Specially if I let you in on one of my biggest weaknesses that will render me helpless by putting me in a pleasure induced trance like state......just massage/softly scratch my head n I'll be as chilled as a stoned sloth! Will do. Jump on a train Well if you're sure you can't be persuaded to come to me....awwwk ok then You'll have to wait a few weeks due to time/cash constraints.....but you'll find I'm worth the wait,like a pint of Guinness! That n my head is full of froth! That's my line I'll wrestle you for it Now you are talking. I don't tap out Oh really? I'm gonna enjoy making you tap out with your top off! Oh naked wrestling? You just get better There's loads of activities that can be made a lot more fun by simply removing your clothes! Except barbequing...NEVER BBQ naked! Naked twister?" Hell yeah *Sings*...Let's twist again...like we did last summer | |||
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"Nothing to fancy...I'll twirl my nun chucks for a bit then go in for the one inch pump! In true Bruce Lee style,if I'm fingerbanging a lass n find out she's got her period when I see blood on my fingers,I'll lick my finger in slow motion then let out a bloodcurdling "WOOOOSAIII!"........ Then break her neck with a single blow Better time this back rub wisely then You'll be fine! Specially if I let you in on one of my biggest weaknesses that will render me helpless by putting me in a pleasure induced trance like state......just massage/softly scratch my head n I'll be as chilled as a stoned sloth! Will do. Jump on a train Well if you're sure you can't be persuaded to come to me....awwwk ok then You'll have to wait a few weeks due to time/cash constraints.....but you'll find I'm worth the wait,like a pint of Guinness! That n my head is full of froth! That's my line I'll wrestle you for it Now you are talking. I don't tap out Oh really? I'm gonna enjoy making you tap out with your top off! Oh naked wrestling? You just get better There's loads of activities that can be made a lot more fun by simply removing your clothes! Except barbequing...NEVER BBQ naked! Naked twister? Hell yeah *Sings*...Let's twist again...like we did last summer " Frustration is my least favourite game though | |||
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"Nothing to fancy...I'll twirl my nun chucks for a bit then go in for the one inch pump! In true Bruce Lee style,if I'm fingerbanging a lass n find out she's got her period when I see blood on my fingers,I'll lick my finger in slow motion then let out a bloodcurdling "WOOOOSAIII!"........ Then break her neck with a single blow Better time this back rub wisely then You'll be fine! Specially if I let you in on one of my biggest weaknesses that will render me helpless by putting me in a pleasure induced trance like state......just massage/softly scratch my head n I'll be as chilled as a stoned sloth! Will do. Jump on a train Well if you're sure you can't be persuaded to come to me....awwwk ok then You'll have to wait a few weeks due to time/cash constraints.....but you'll find I'm worth the wait,like a pint of Guinness! That n my head is full of froth! That's my line I'll wrestle you for it Now you are talking. I don't tap out Oh really? I'm gonna enjoy making you tap out with your top off! Oh naked wrestling? You just get better There's loads of activities that can be made a lot more fun by simply removing your clothes! Except barbequing...NEVER BBQ naked! Naked twister? Hell yeah *Sings*...Let's twist again...like we did last summer " Jeeez if I did the twist naked is knock you all out with my (.)(.) | |||
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"I used to do that to my ex; he'd love me giving massage and he'd be SO relaxed. Meant energy was stored for fun later! It's my kryptonite!I'd quite happily lie there all night occasionally growling with pleasure like the worlds most contented tiger as I'm massaged,stroked,caressed,scratched n tousled! Nice to be nice n return the favour though,that usually finishes with me pouncing like a coiled spring to start off the proper shenanigans " Had a sneaky peep at your profile Trust me, I can pounce just as well, but happy to have you in my lap growling away | |||
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"Nothing to fancy...I'll twirl my nun chucks for a bit then go in for the one inch pump! In true Bruce Lee style,if I'm fingerbanging a lass n find out she's got her period when I see blood on my fingers,I'll lick my finger in slow motion then let out a bloodcurdling "WOOOOSAIII!"........ Then break her neck with a single blow Better time this back rub wisely then You'll be fine! Specially if I let you in on one of my biggest weaknesses that will render me helpless by putting me in a pleasure induced trance like state......just massage/softly scratch my head n I'll be as chilled as a stoned sloth! Will do. Jump on a train Well if you're sure you can't be persuaded to come to me....awwwk ok then You'll have to wait a few weeks due to time/cash constraints.....but you'll find I'm worth the wait,like a pint of Guinness! That n my head is full of froth! That's my line I'll wrestle you for it Now you are talking. I don't tap out Oh really? I'm gonna enjoy making you tap out with your top off! Oh naked wrestling? You just get better There's loads of activities that can be made a lot more fun by simply removing your clothes! Except barbequing...NEVER BBQ naked! Naked twister? Hell yeah *Sings*...Let's twist again...like we did last summer Frustration is my least favourite game though " I'll certainly tease you mercilessly for a wee bit I won't leave you frustrated though...that's just cruel | |||
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"does just stripping off and throwing myself onto the bed count - cos thats what i often do - ask people that know me " Show me and I'll tell you if it counts! I have a signature move. I can't go into detail, though. The other guys would steal it... | |||
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"Nothing to fancy...I'll twirl my nun chucks for a bit then go in for the one inch pump! In true Bruce Lee style,if I'm fingerbanging a lass n find out she's got her period when I see blood on my fingers,I'll lick my finger in slow motion then let out a bloodcurdling "WOOOOSAIII!"........ Then break her neck with a single blow Better time this back rub wisely then You'll be fine! Specially if I let you in on one of my biggest weaknesses that will render me helpless by putting me in a pleasure induced trance like state......just massage/softly scratch my head n I'll be as chilled as a stoned sloth! Will do. Jump on a train Well if you're sure you can't be persuaded to come to me....awwwk ok then You'll have to wait a few weeks due to time/cash constraints.....but you'll find I'm worth the wait,like a pint of Guinness! That n my head is full of froth! That's my line I'll wrestle you for it Now you are talking. I don't tap out Oh really? I'm gonna enjoy making you tap out with your top off! Oh naked wrestling? You just get better There's loads of activities that can be made a lot more fun by simply removing your clothes! Except barbequing...NEVER BBQ naked! Naked twister? Hell yeah *Sings*...Let's twist again...like we did last summer Jeeez if I did the twist naked is knock you all out with my (.)(.)" Well if I had to be knocked out.....I can't think of a better way to get sparko'd! | |||
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"Nothing to fancy...I'll twirl my nun chucks for a bit then go in for the one inch pump! In true Bruce Lee style,if I'm fingerbanging a lass n find out she's got her period when I see blood on my fingers,I'll lick my finger in slow motion then let out a bloodcurdling "WOOOOSAIII!"........ Then break her neck with a single blow Better time this back rub wisely then You'll be fine! Specially if I let you in on one of my biggest weaknesses that will render me helpless by putting me in a pleasure induced trance like state......just massage/softly scratch my head n I'll be as chilled as a stoned sloth! Will do. Jump on a train Well if you're sure you can't be persuaded to come to me....awwwk ok then You'll have to wait a few weeks due to time/cash constraints.....but you'll find I'm worth the wait,like a pint of Guinness! That n my head is full of froth! That's my line I'll wrestle you for it Now you are talking. I don't tap out Oh really? I'm gonna enjoy making you tap out with your top off! Oh naked wrestling? You just get better There's loads of activities that can be made a lot more fun by simply removing your clothes! Except barbequing...NEVER BBQ naked! Naked twister? Hell yeah *Sings*...Let's twist again...like we did last summer Jeeez if I did the twist naked is knock you all out with my (.)(.) Well if I had to be knocked out.....I can't think of a better way to get sparko'd! " Ha Ha......scurries off to download Let's twist again! | |||
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"I used to do that to my ex; he'd love me giving massage and he'd be SO relaxed. Meant energy was stored for fun later! It's my kryptonite!I'd quite happily lie there all night occasionally growling with pleasure like the worlds most contented tiger as I'm massaged,stroked,caressed,scratched n tousled! Nice to be nice n return the favour though,that usually finishes with me pouncing like a coiled spring to start off the proper shenanigans Had a sneaky peep at your profile Trust me, I can pounce just as well, but happy to have you in my lap growling away " Ooh I like a lass that can pounce! But have you spray painted "I want to suck Bruce Lees cock" in 10ft high letters on the side of your house yet? | |||
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"I used to do that to my ex; he'd love me giving massage and he'd be SO relaxed. Meant energy was stored for fun later! It's my kryptonite!I'd quite happily lie there all night occasionally growling with pleasure like the worlds most contented tiger as I'm massaged,stroked,caressed,scratched n tousled! Nice to be nice n return the favour though,that usually finishes with me pouncing like a coiled spring to start off the proper shenanigans Had a sneaky peep at your profile Trust me, I can pounce just as well, but happy to have you in my lap growling away Ooh I like a lass that can pounce! But have you spray painted "I want to suck Bruce Lees cock" in 10ft high letters on the side of your house yet? " Not quite but I'm sure I could get my point across in a similarly obvious manner | |||
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"So, I'm doing my homework and learning the amazon sexual position if I pull it off it'll be awesome and it got me thinking....do people have a signature move they pull on a meet. A bit like the old street fighter and mortal Lombard characters all had their own unique move.......divulge your secret moves!" .. I'd show you if you hadn't unfriended me | |||
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