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I really need....... Part 2

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well the last thread finished with DJ getting what he needed and I have chicken wings.

What about you lovely peeps what do you really need / want today?

Tink

**Throws orange and black glitter and twirls like a toon**

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I refer you to my previous answer

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

I could just do with some good vibes and positive thoughts coming my way for the next 36 hours. I could really do with things going well.

I hope others share some good fortune too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I refer you to my previous answer "

New pics I'm nearly naked

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By *ommando4Man
over a year ago

South Co. Dublin

Fabbed a tonne

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I could just do with some good vibes and positive thoughts coming my way for the next 36 hours. I could really do with things going well.

I hope others share some good fortune too."

Ohhh fingers and toes crossed and sending huggles and good vibes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fabbed a tonne "

I don't know what that means

Nice abs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Benidorm

Afternoon every one I'm going out to Benidorm at the end of November for a long weekend and was wondering if anybody knows of any swingers clubs or best places to meet women or couples other then the normal bars out there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another who am I thread, so I can actually participate before it ends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I refer you to my previous answer

New pics I'm nearly naked"

Not quite what I had in mind...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Benidorm

Afternoon every one I'm going out to Benidorm at the end of November for a long weekend and was wondering if anybody knows of any swingers clubs or best places to meet women or couples other then the normal bars out there."

Google is your friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More hours in a day or a clone of me would be helpful! Too much to dooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really need a brew

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Another who am I thread, so I can actually participate before it ends "

How long do you intend to tease me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I refer you to my previous answer

New pics I'm nearly naked

Not quite what I had in mind... "

Do tell

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"More hours in a day or a clone of me would be helpful! Too much to dooooo "

Well 2 of you could be fun

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I'm thinking about another fuck...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I really need a brew "

How do you take your tea honey.

**runs off to pop the kettle on**

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm thinking about another fuck...

"

You my handsome friend are just plain greedy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"More hours in a day or a clone of me would be helpful! Too much to dooooo

Well 2 of you could be fun "

You greedy girl you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I refer you to my previous answer

New pics I'm nearly naked

Not quite what I had in mind...

Do tell "

I was thinking you, wearing nothing but handcuffs and a blindfold, bent over my knee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lens fitting went quite well so what I need now is to sort some meets.

Social would be a good start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another who am I thread, so I can actually participate before it ends

How long do you intend to tease me?"

That's it, I promise .

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees


"I could just do with some good vibes and positive thoughts coming my way for the next 36 hours. I could really do with things going well.

I hope others share some good fortune too.

Ohhh fingers and toes crossed and sending huggles and good vibes"

You are just a walking feelgood factor aren't you. Thank you x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"More hours in a day or a clone of me would be helpful! Too much to dooooo

Well 2 of you could be fun

You greedy girl you "

i'm sure one would be more than enough

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I refer you to my previous answer

New pics I'm nearly naked

Not quite what I had in mind...

Do tell

I was thinking you, wearing nothing but handcuffs and a blindfold, bent over my knee "

I like how you think

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lens fitting went quite well so what I need now is to sort some meets.

Social would be a good start"

Yeah. Well you are in the right place

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Another who am I thread, so I can actually participate before it ends

How long do you intend to tease me?

That's it, I promise . "

Fibber

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I could just do with some good vibes and positive thoughts coming my way for the next 36 hours. I could really do with things going well.

I hope others share some good fortune too.

Ohhh fingers and toes crossed and sending huggles and good vibes

You are just a walking feelgood factor aren't you. Thank you x"

awwhhh shucks thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really need to meet somebody off my hotlist. Soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I refer you to my previous answer

New pics I'm nearly naked

Not quite what I had in mind...

Do tell

I was thinking you, wearing nothing but handcuffs and a blindfold, bent over my knee

I like how you think "

Unfortunately, you seem to have moved since I last saw you

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

A nice bar of chocolate would be awesome.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I really need to meet somebody off my hotlist. Soon. "

Have you tried sending an FAF message. I hear they usually work well

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I refer you to my previous answer

New pics I'm nearly naked

Not quite what I had in mind...

Do tell

I was thinking you, wearing nothing but handcuffs and a blindfold, bent over my knee

I like how you think

Unfortunately, you seem to have moved since I last saw you "

Im closer than you think

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Afternoon tea would be just the ticket

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A nice bar of chocolate would be awesome."

What kind ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Afternoon tea would be just the ticket "

Kettles on honey how do you like your tea?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really need to meet somebody off my hotlist. Soon.

Have you tried sending an FAF message. I hear they usually work well "

Rubbish. That's a rumour, I'm sure of it.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I'm thinking about another fuck...

You my handsome friend are just plain greedy "

If less is more, just think how much more MORE will be.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I really need to meet somebody off my hotlist. Soon.

Have you tried sending an FAF message. I hear they usually work well

Rubbish. That's a rumour, I'm sure of it. "

No no it's worked everytime for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I refer you to my previous answer

New pics I'm nearly naked

Not quite what I had in mind...

Do tell

I was thinking you, wearing nothing but handcuffs and a blindfold, bent over my knee

I like how you think

Unfortunately, you seem to have moved since I last saw you

Im closer than you think"

Well that's promising Drop me a line sometime, I'd like to discuss further

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"More hours in a day or a clone of me would be helpful! Too much to dooooo

Well 2 of you could be fun

You greedy girl you

i'm sure one would be more than enough"

I'm not even gonna try and play hard to get for you Mme tricoteuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some sex

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm thinking about another fuck...

You my handsome friend are just plain greedy

If less is more, just think how much more MORE will be.

"

Are you saying I can have more chicken wings ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm thinking about another fuck...

You my handsome friend are just plain greedy

If less is more, just think how much more MORE will be.

Are you saying I can have more chicken wings ?"
Who's got the chicken wings !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a nap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A KFC!! Starving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really need to meet somebody off my hotlist. Soon.

Have you tried sending an FAF message. I hear they usually work well

Rubbish. That's a rumour, I'm sure of it.

No no it's worked everytime for me "

I thought when you added them to your hotlist they got an automated message.

"We've good news, bottleman fancies you".

Did you not get that message?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I refer you to my previous answer

New pics I'm nearly naked

Not quite what I had in mind...

Do tell

I was thinking you, wearing nothing but handcuffs and a blindfold, bent over my knee

I like how you think

Unfortunately, you seem to have moved since I last saw you

Im closer than you think

Well that's promising Drop me a line sometime, I'd like to discuss further "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"More hours in a day or a clone of me would be helpful! Too much to dooooo

Well 2 of you could be fun

You greedy girl you

i'm sure one would be more than enough

I'm not even gonna try and play hard to get for you Mme tricoteuse "

Good

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Some sex "

Still. Man the last thread was hours ago. Stop twiddling your thumbs

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown


"Afternoon tea would be just the ticket

Kettles on honey how do you like your tea?"

Milk and two please sweet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm thinking about another fuck...

You my handsome friend are just plain greedy

If less is more, just think how much more MORE will be.

Are you saying I can have more chicken wings ?Who's got the chicken wings !! "

Me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I need a nap"

Wanna cuddle?

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

A day off , seven days a week is killing me ( awaits plenty of sympathy )

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A KFC!! Starving "

Ohhhhh I love KFC. I like how you roll.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I really need to meet somebody off my hotlist. Soon.

Have you tried sending an FAF message. I hear they usually work well

Rubbish. That's a rumour, I'm sure of it.

No no it's worked everytime for me

I thought when you added them to your hotlist they got an automated message.

"We've good news, bottleman fancies you".

Did you not get that message?

"

Oh you charmer. No you have to do it yourself

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Afternoon tea would be just the ticket

Kettles on honey how do you like your tea?

Milk and two please sweet "

**runs off to make the tea**

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A day off , seven days a week is killing me ( awaits plenty of sympathy ) "

Ahhhh huggles for you.

Phone in sick tomorrow

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I'm thinking about another fuck...

You my handsome friend are just plain greedy

If less is more, just think how much more MORE will be.

Are you saying I can have more chicken wings ?"

Giggity-giggity!

I *might* be in luck...

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham


"A day off , seven days a week is killing me ( awaits plenty of sympathy )

Ahhhh huggles for you.

Phone in sick tomorrow "

Thanks

Can't , I'm self employed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm thinking about another fuck...

You my handsome friend are just plain greedy

If less is more, just think how much more MORE will be.

Are you saying I can have more chicken wings ?

Giggity-giggity!

I *might* be in luck..."

Show off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A day off , seven days a week is killing me ( awaits plenty of sympathy )

Ahhhh huggles for you.

Phone in sick tomorrow

Thanks

Can't , I'm self employed"

Then give yourself a day off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some sex

Still. Man the last thread was hours ago. Stop twiddling your thumbs "
Haha I'm just to fussy I guess

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham


"A day off , seven days a week is killing me ( awaits plenty of sympathy )

Ahhhh huggles for you.

Phone in sick tomorrow

Thanks

Can't , I'm self employed

Then give yourself a day off "

I forgot to mention , I'm greedy ! Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm thinking about another fuck...

You my handsome friend are just plain greedy

If less is more, just think how much more MORE will be.

Are you saying I can have more chicken wings ?

Giggity-giggity!

Oh RIGHT

I *might* be in luck..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Refer to previous message.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Some sex

Still. Man the last thread was hours ago. Stop twiddling your thumbs Haha I'm just to fussy I guess"

Dude thats okay. We all like what we like

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A day off , seven days a week is killing me ( awaits plenty of sympathy )

Ahhhh huggles for you.

Phone in sick tomorrow

Thanks

Can't , I'm self employed

Then give yourself a day off

I forgot to mention , I'm greedy ! Haha"

Then stop complaining and buy something pretty

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

...nothing a lottery win wouldn't fix

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Refer to previous message. "

**twirls and shouts in a sing song voice**

You want to ........

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"...nothing a lottery win wouldn't fix "

That would certainly help. Good God woman think of all the chicken wings and glitter you could buy.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"...nothing a lottery win wouldn't fix

That would certainly help. Good God woman think of all the chicken wings and glitter you could buy."

Haha, if only all I needed was chicken wings and glitter lol!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"...nothing a lottery win wouldn't fix

That would certainly help. Good God woman think of all the chicken wings and glitter you could buy.

Haha, if only all I needed was chicken wings and glitter lol! "

All anyone needs is chicken wings and glitter.

Unless you're Diamond Joe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need a nap

Wanna cuddle?"

A little spoon wouldn't go amiss. Thanks

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"...nothing a lottery win wouldn't fix

That would certainly help. Good God woman think of all the chicken wings and glitter you could buy.

Haha, if only all I needed was chicken wings and glitter lol!

All anyone needs is chicken wings and glitter.

Unless you're Diamond Joe "

I'lll try and remember that when they drag me to the Marshalsey....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I need a nap

Wanna cuddle?

A little spoon wouldn't go amiss. Thanks"

Well make some room handsome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...nothing a lottery win wouldn't fix

That would certainly help. Good God woman think of all the chicken wings and glitter you could buy.

Haha, if only all I needed was chicken wings and glitter lol!

All anyone needs is chicken wings and glitter.

Unless you're Diamond Joe "

I'm not a fan of chicken wings, and the glitter will have to wait until after your spanking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need a nap

Wanna cuddle?

A little spoon wouldn't go amiss. Thanks

Well make some room handsome "

I'm already shuffled over, You're not getting more than half the bed!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"...nothing a lottery win wouldn't fix

That would certainly help. Good God woman think of all the chicken wings and glitter you could buy.

Haha, if only all I needed was chicken wings and glitter lol!

All anyone needs is chicken wings and glitter.

Unless you're Diamond Joe

I'lll try and remember that when they drag me to the Marshalsey.... "

I dont know what that is but when they come throw glitter in their eyes and whilst they are tempory blind you can run away.

Celebrate with chicken wings

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By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

We would like a female to join us for some sexy fun.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"...nothing a lottery win wouldn't fix

That would certainly help. Good God woman think of all the chicken wings and glitter you could buy.

Haha, if only all I needed was chicken wings and glitter lol!

All anyone needs is chicken wings and glitter.

Unless you're Diamond Joe

I'lll try and remember that when they drag me to the Marshalsey....

I dont know what that is but when they come throw glitter in their eyes and whilst they are tempory blind you can run away.

Celebrate with chicken wings "

Haha, I do believe you might be right after all!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"...nothing a lottery win wouldn't fix

That would certainly help. Good God woman think of all the chicken wings and glitter you could buy.

Haha, if only all I needed was chicken wings and glitter lol!

All anyone needs is chicken wings and glitter.

Unless you're Diamond Joe

I'm not a fan of chicken wings, and the glitter will have to wait until after your spanking."

Well chicken wings are great comfort food for a sore bottom

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

GBH with glitter.....who knew!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I need a nap

Wanna cuddle?

A little spoon wouldn't go amiss. Thanks

Well make some room handsome

I'm already shuffled over, You're not getting more than half the bed! "

Meh I just throw my legs across you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marshalsea prison was used to lock up debtors back when they thought the best way to get people to pay their debts was to imprison them so they couldn't earn money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm freezing lying here naked still waiting for that back rub!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We would like a female to join us for some sexy fun. "

Well its your lucky day cause this site is full of femes looking for sexy fun

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Marshalsea prison was used to lock up debtors back when they thought the best way to get people to pay their debts was to imprison them so they couldn't earn money "

Exactly.....on, and y the way Tink - just one slight problem with your plan.................I don't really like chicken wings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...nothing a lottery win wouldn't fix

That would certainly help. Good God woman think of all the chicken wings and glitter you could buy.

Haha, if only all I needed was chicken wings and glitter lol!

All anyone needs is chicken wings and glitter.

Unless you're Diamond Joe

I'm not a fan of chicken wings, and the glitter will have to wait until after your spanking.

Well chicken wings are great comfort food for a sore bottom "

I'll get you a bucket once we arrange something

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"...nothing a lottery win wouldn't fix

That would certainly help. Good God woman think of all the chicken wings and glitter you could buy.

Haha, if only all I needed was chicken wings and glitter lol!

All anyone needs is chicken wings and glitter.

Unless you're Diamond Joe

I'lll try and remember that when they drag me to the Marshalsey....

I dont know what that is but when they come throw glitter in their eyes and whilst they are tempory blind you can run away.

Celebrate with chicken wings

Haha, I do believe you might be right after all!! "

I usually am

**does a twirl**

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need a nap

Wanna cuddle?

A little spoon wouldn't go amiss. Thanks

Well make some room handsome

I'm already shuffled over, You're not getting more than half the bed!

Meh I just throw my legs across you "

That's acceptable. You'd best not snore though!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"GBH with glitter.....who knew! "

Not just decorative

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Marshalsea prison was used to lock up debtors back when they thought the best way to get people to pay their debts was to imprison them so they couldn't earn money "

Learned something new

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Bounces in falls tit over arse dropping a huge barrell of sparkly glitter was delivered to me by mistake saw your name on label

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm freezing lying here naked still waiting for that back rub!! "

Ahhh there you are I have been looking for you. Thougbt youd run off with Alan1971

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Nat King Cole - Lets Face The Music and Dance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjJHnKw7YNA

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By *haremoreMan
over a year ago

Manchester

To get to grips with the woman I have just seen in Tesco.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Marshalsea prison was used to lock up debtors back when they thought the best way to get people to pay their debts was to imprison them so they couldn't earn money

Exactly.....on, and y the way Tink - just one slight problem with your plan.................I don't really like chicken wings "

Tempuar Prawns work too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"...nothing a lottery win wouldn't fix

That would certainly help. Good God woman think of all the chicken wings and glitter you could buy.

Haha, if only all I needed was chicken wings and glitter lol!

All anyone needs is chicken wings and glitter.

Unless you're Diamond Joe

I'm not a fan of chicken wings, and the glitter will have to wait until after your spanking.

Well chicken wings are great comfort food for a sore bottom

I'll get you a bucket once we arrange something "

Sweet talker

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I need a nap

Wanna cuddle?

A little spoon wouldn't go amiss. Thanks

Well make some room handsome

I'm already shuffled over, You're not getting more than half the bed!

Meh I just throw my legs across you

That's acceptable. You'd best not snore though! "

like a train I'm afraid. Its so loud I sometimes wake myself up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm freezing lying here naked still waiting for that back rub!!

Ahhh there you are I have been looking for you. Thougbt youd run off with Alan1971"
well my bags are packed. Just need the back sorting now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...nothing a lottery win wouldn't fix

That would certainly help. Good God woman think of all the chicken wings and glitter you could buy.

Haha, if only all I needed was chicken wings and glitter lol!

All anyone needs is chicken wings and glitter.

Unless you're Diamond Joe

I'm not a fan of chicken wings, and the glitter will have to wait until after your spanking.

Well chicken wings are great comfort food for a sore bottom

I'll get you a bucket once we arrange something

Sweet talker "

Got to get past your filters somehow

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bounces in falls tit over arse dropping a huge barrell of sparkly glitter was delivered to me by mistake saw your name on label"

**rushes over to help beautiful Voddy up**

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would love to hear more!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nat King Cole - Lets Face The Music and Dance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjJHnKw7YNA"

Joe you know I hate it when you make me work for it.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Marshalsea prison was used to lock up debtors back when they thought the best way to get people to pay their debts was to imprison them so they couldn't earn money

Exactly.....on, and y the way Tink - just one slight problem with your plan.................I don't really like chicken wings

Tempuar Prawns work too "

Now yer talking - with chilli sauce - I like those!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"To get to grips with the woman I have just seen in Tesco. "

The one in Oldham?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm freezing lying here naked still waiting for that back rub!!

Ahhh there you are I have been looking for you. Thougbt youd run off with Alan1971 well my bags are packed. Just need the back sorting now "

On my way

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex


"Afternoon tea would be just the ticket

Kettles on honey how do you like your tea?"

The marvellous one with the jelly beans and popping candy please mmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need a nap

Wanna cuddle?

A little spoon wouldn't go amiss. Thanks

Well make some room handsome

I'm already shuffled over, You're not getting more than half the bed!

Meh I just throw my legs across you

That's acceptable. You'd best not snore though!

like a train I'm afraid. Its so loud I sometimes wake myself up "

Hmm, best dig out the ear plugs then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"...nothing a lottery win wouldn't fix

That would certainly help. Good God woman think of all the chicken wings and glitter you could buy.

Haha, if only all I needed was chicken wings and glitter lol!

All anyone needs is chicken wings and glitter.

Unless you're Diamond Joe

I'm not a fan of chicken wings, and the glitter will have to wait until after your spanking.

Well chicken wings are great comfort food for a sore bottom

I'll get you a bucket once we arrange something

Sweet talker

Got to get past your filters somehow "

You have to be 99yrs old

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Marshalsea prison was used to lock up debtors back when they thought the best way to get people to pay their debts was to imprison them so they couldn't earn money

Learned something new "

Dickens girl, Dickens - they were always being dragged off the the Marshalsea!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would love to hear more!!!!"

About what?

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex


"A nice bar of chocolate would be awesome.

What kind ?"

As above quoted wrong one

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Nat King Cole: Let There be Love

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aJfZw3SA2c

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would love a cuddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm freezing lying here naked still waiting for that back rub!!

Ahhh there you are I have been looking for you. Thougbt youd run off with Alan1971 well my bags are packed. Just need the back sorting now

On my way "
keys under the mat. Watch out for the dogs though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...nothing a lottery win wouldn't fix

That would certainly help. Good God woman think of all the chicken wings and glitter you could buy.

Haha, if only all I needed was chicken wings and glitter lol!

All anyone needs is chicken wings and glitter.

Unless you're Diamond Joe

I'm not a fan of chicken wings, and the glitter will have to wait until after your spanking.

Well chicken wings are great comfort food for a sore bottom

I'll get you a bucket once we arrange something

Sweet talker

Got to get past your filters somehow

You have to be 99yrs old"

And not a single guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm free! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Marshalsea prison was used to lock up debtors back when they thought the best way to get people to pay their debts was to imprison them so they couldn't earn money

Exactly.....on, and y the way Tink - just one slight problem with your plan.................I don't really like chicken wings

Tempuar Prawns work too

Now yer talking - with chilli sauce - I like those! "

Prawns for Frisky and chicken wings for Tink. Lots of chilli sauce

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Afternoon tea would be just the ticket

Kettles on honey how do you like your tea?

The marvellous one with the jelly beans and popping candy please mmmmmm"

**checks cupboards**

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really need a cuddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really need to meet somebody off my hotlist. Soon.

Have you tried sending an FAF message. I hear they usually work well

Rubbish. That's a rumour, I'm sure of it.

No no it's worked everytime for me

I thought when you added them to your hotlist they got an automated message.

"We've good news, bottleman fancies you".

Did you not get that message?

Oh you charmer. No you have to do it yourself "

Is that your reply to all the single males that message you?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Makes arrangements with a hunk on a trusty stead to gallop up and save frisky

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Benidorm

Afternoon every one I'm going out to Benidorm at the end of November for a long weekend and was wondering if anybody knows of any swingers clubs or best places to meet women or couples other then the normal bars out there."

Hotel solano, ask for Jacqueline.

She use to play as a couple but her husband passed away r.i.p Donald

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

I need it to be November 18th already

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Someone to go covet my shift at work so I can walk away from this bloody bus stop and head back home?

Failing that...a few forumites taking me to the edge of heaven!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone to go covet my shift at work so I can walk away from this bloody bus stop and head back home?

Failing that...a few forumites taking me to the edge of heaven! "

Only to the edge?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sodding great big bar of Dairy Milk would be good.

Some to eat and some to lick off a willing naked lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doors open and I am still waiting for someone to walk in wearing some high heels and a seductive smile

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Someone to go covet my shift at work so I can walk away from this bloody bus stop and head back home?

Failing that...a few forumites taking me to the edge of heaven!

Only to the edge?"

I like to be teased lol.

Then dragged to hell in the most enjoyable way of course!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone to go covet my shift at work so I can walk away from this bloody bus stop and head back home?

Failing that...a few forumites taking me to the edge of heaven!

Only to the edge?

I like to be teased lol.

Then dragged to hell in the most enjoyable way of course!"

Pulling you slowly to hell via some silk sheets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone to go covet my shift at work so I can walk away from this bloody bus stop and head back home?

Failing that...a few forumites taking me to the edge of heaven!

Only to the edge?

I like to be teased lol.

Then dragged to hell in the most enjoyable way of course!"

Sounds like a plan, I'll get my riding crop

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I need a nap

Wanna cuddle?

A little spoon wouldn't go amiss. Thanks

Well make some room handsome

I'm already shuffled over, You're not getting more than half the bed!

Meh I just throw my legs across you

That's acceptable. You'd best not snore though!

like a train I'm afraid. Its so loud I sometimes wake myself up

Hmm, best dig out the ear plugs then."

Lets not sleep

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Marshalsea prison was used to lock up debtors back when they thought the best way to get people to pay their debts was to imprison them so they couldn't earn money

Learned something new

Dickens girl, Dickens - they were always being dragged off the the Marshalsea!!"

Nothing i the cliff notes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nat King Cole: Let There be Love

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aJfZw3SA2c

"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would love a cuddle "

Huggles are better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need a nap

Wanna cuddle?

A little spoon wouldn't go amiss. Thanks

Well make some room handsome

I'm already shuffled over, You're not getting more than half the bed!

Meh I just throw my legs across you

That's acceptable. You'd best not snore though!

like a train I'm afraid. Its so loud I sometimes wake myself up

Hmm, best dig out the ear plugs then.

Lets not sleep"

But naps!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm freezing lying here naked still waiting for that back rub!!

Ahhh there you are I have been looking for you. Thougbt youd run off with Alan1971 well my bags are packed. Just need the back sorting now

On my way keys under the mat. Watch out for the dogs though "

Its okay dogs love me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm free! Lol"

For what ?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Would love a cuddle

Huggles are better "

Cubbies. Cubbies are just like huggles, but cuter

Love them all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I really need a cuddle "

Big huggles for you and mwah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need it to be November 18th already "

Clocks went back as well, otherwise it would be sooner.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I really need to meet somebody off my hotlist. Soon.

Have you tried sending an FAF message. I hear they usually work well

Rubbish. That's a rumour, I'm sure of it.

No no it's worked everytime for me

I thought when you added them to your hotlist they got an automated message.

"We've good news, bottleman fancies you".

Did you not get that message?

Oh you charmer. No you have to do it yourself

Is that your reply to all the single males that message you?

"

Only the ones I really like

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Makes arrangements with a hunk on a trusty stead to gallop up and save frisky "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Benidorm

Afternoon every one I'm going out to Benidorm at the end of November for a long weekend and was wondering if anybody knows of any swingers clubs or best places to meet women or couples other then the normal bars out there.

Hotel solano, ask for Jacqueline.

She use to play as a couple but her husband passed away r.i.p Donald "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I need it to be November 18th already "

**runs off to get time machine**

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Someone to go covet my shift at work so I can walk away from this bloody bus stop and head back home?

Failing that...a few forumites taking me to the edge of heaven! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A sodding great big bar of Dairy Milk would be good.

Some to eat and some to lick off a willing naked lady "

**check cupboard again**

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Doors open and I am still waiting for someone to walk in wearing some high heels and a seductive smile "

I told you best I can do is wobbly smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really need a cuddle

Big huggles for you and mwah"

Aww thanks but it hasn't worked

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I need a nap

Wanna cuddle?

A little spoon wouldn't go amiss. Thanks

Well make some room handsome

I'm already shuffled over, You're not getting more than half the bed!

Meh I just throw my legs across you

That's acceptable. You'd best not snore though!

like a train I'm afraid. Its so loud I sometimes wake myself up

Hmm, best dig out the ear plugs then.

Lets not sleep

But naps! "

How long do you intend to spoon me ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would love a cuddle

Huggles are better

Cubbies. Cubbies are just like huggles, but cuter

Love them all "

Ohhhh I like it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I really need a cuddle

Big huggles for you and mwah

Aww thanks but it hasn't worked "

Oh dear how about a boobie hug?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need a nap

Wanna cuddle?

A little spoon wouldn't go amiss. Thanks

Well make some room handsome

I'm already shuffled over, You're not getting more than half the bed!

Meh I just throw my legs across you

That's acceptable. You'd best not snore though!

like a train I'm afraid. Its so loud I sometimes wake myself up

Hmm, best dig out the ear plugs then.

Lets not sleep

But naps!

How long do you intend to spoon me ?"

Do you have somewhere else to be? Let's say, long enough. I can't promise an absence of neck kissing or awkward erections though I'm affraid.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I need a nap

Wanna cuddle?

A little spoon wouldn't go amiss. Thanks

Well make some room handsome

I'm already shuffled over, You're not getting more than half the bed!

Meh I just throw my legs across you

That's acceptable. You'd best not snore though!

like a train I'm afraid. Its so loud I sometimes wake myself up

Hmm, best dig out the ear plugs then.

Lets not sleep

But naps!

How long do you intend to spoon me ?

Do you have somewhere else to be? Let's say, long enough. I can't promise an absence of neck kissing or awkward erections though I'm affraid. "

Ohhh I love my neck being kissed. YUMMY

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees


"I could just do with some good vibes and positive thoughts coming my way for the next 36 hours. I could really do with things going well.

I hope others share some good fortune too.

Ohhh fingers and toes crossed and sending huggles and good vibes

You are just a walking feelgood factor aren't you. Thank you x

awwhhh shucks thanks "

My pleasure. Now please get yourself to north London. I want to do some...Tinkering...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I could just do with some good vibes and positive thoughts coming my way for the next 36 hours. I could really do with things going well.

I hope others share some good fortune too.

Ohhh fingers and toes crossed and sending huggles and good vibes

You are just a walking feelgood factor aren't you. Thank you x

awwhhh shucks thanks

My pleasure. Now please get yourself to north London. I want to do some...Tinkering..."

cheeky

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Benidorm

Afternoon every one I'm going out to Benidorm at the end of November for a long weekend and was wondering if anybody knows of any swingers clubs or best places to meet women or couples other then the normal bars out there.

Hotel solano, ask for Jacqueline.

She use to play as a couple but her husband passed away r.i.p Donald

"

Not regarding Donald I meant the recommendation

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

I really need a good hard.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really need a good hard..... "

Crossword?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"I need it to be November 18th already

Clocks went back as well, otherwise it would be sooner. "

I'll have to find something to amuse me while I wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need it to be November 18th already

Clocks went back as well, otherwise it would be sooner.

I'll have to find something to amuse me while I wait "

I'll get my jester costume.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really need to meet somebody off my hotlist. Soon.

Have you tried sending an FAF message. I hear they usually work well

Rubbish. That's a rumour, I'm sure of it.

No no it's worked everytime for me

I thought when you added them to your hotlist they got an automated message.

"We've good news, bottleman fancies you".

Did you not get that message?

Oh you charmer. No you have to do it yourself

Is that your reply to all the single males that message you?

Only the ones I really like "

Problem solved. I deleted all from my hotlist.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"I need it to be November 18th already

Clocks went back as well, otherwise it would be sooner.

I'll have to find something to amuse me while I wait

I'll get my jester costume."

Could be interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need it to be November 18th already

Clocks went back as well, otherwise it would be sooner.

I'll have to find something to amuse me while I wait

I'll get my jester costume.

Could be interesting "

You're only saying that because you want to play with my bells.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really need a good hard..... "

Slab of toffee with a little hammer?

Sudoku?

Scrubbing with a loofah?

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"I really need a good hard.....

Slab of toffee with a little hammer?

Sudoku?

Scrubbing with a loofah?"

Ohh go on then, and after that I'd like a nice hard.....

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre


"I really need a good hard.....

Slab of toffee with a little hammer?

Sudoku?

Scrubbing with a loofah?

Ohh go on then, and after that I'd like a nice hard..... "

Boiled sweet ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really need a good hard.....

Slab of toffee with a little hammer?

Sudoku?

Scrubbing with a loofah?

Ohh go on then, and after that I'd like a nice hard..... "

Shit - didn't think I'd need to go shopping

Anything else?

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Friday to hurry the fuck up!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need it to be November 18th already

Clocks went back as well, otherwise it would be sooner.

I'll have to find something to amuse me while I wait "

You've waited long enough my fair maiden. Let me pull you up onto my steed.

I know a meadow we can visit....we can explore each other under the stars.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Friday to hurry the fuck up!!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To pop my mask on and head out with the munchkin

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