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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Well its old but as i had one joke for 35 years thought it was time to change it.

Pretend im a man for this one.

I was walking along a narrow bridge.

Woman was coming towards me.

I couldnt go forward.

I couldnt go bavkwards.

I couldnt go from side to side.

So i tossed myself off im here all day

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Well its old but as i had one joke for 35 years thought it was time to change it.

Pretend im a man for this one.

I was walking along a narrow bridge.

Woman was coming towards me.

I couldnt go forward.

I couldnt go bavkwards.

I couldnt go from side to side.

So i tossed myself off im here all day "

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

Reminds me of the old Max Miller joke...

I was walking along this narrow mountain pass - so narrow that nobody else could pass you, when I saw a beautiful blonde walking towards me. A beautiful blonde with not a stitch on, yes, not a stitch on, lady. Cor blimey, I didn't know whether to toss myself off or block her passage.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Well its old but as i had one joke for 35 years thought it was time to change it.

Pretend im a man for this one.

I was walking along a narrow bridge.

Woman was coming towards me.

I couldnt go forward.

I couldnt go bavkwards.

I couldnt go from side to side.

So i tossed myself off im here all day "

your supposed to day how funny it is

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Reminds me of the old Max Miller joke...

I was walking along this narrow mountain pass - so narrow that nobody else could pass you, when I saw a beautiful blonde walking towards me. A beautiful blonde with not a stitch on, yes, not a stitch on, lady. Cor blimey, I didn't know whether to toss myself off or block her passage."

bonus points to howard i just shortened it

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