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Life is a Lemon

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By *inglenfree OP   Man
over a year ago

london

And I want my money back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah, make lemonade

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Add it to gin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I swap it for a lime?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

slice it - freeze it - and bring it out when you need it now wouldnt that be useful for some things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life is a minestrone

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Can I swap it for a lime?"

Whichever you choose be sure not to suck on it

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong


"slice it - freeze it - and bring it out when you need it now wouldnt that be useful for some things "

Not sure about the slicing, but the frozen bit sounds very appealing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask for some salt and Tequila to go with it

Kinky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take those lemons and squeeze them back in life's eyes.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

The way you squeeze my lemon I.....I..... I'm gonna fall right out of bed!

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France


"The way you squeeze my lemon I.....I..... I'm gonna fall right out of bed! "

" till the juice runs down my leg ".....

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley


"Add it to gin"

Typical!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"The way you squeeze my lemon I.....I..... I'm gonna fall right out of bed!

" till the juice runs down my leg ".....

"

That too lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone sounds bitter,,,,

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Add it to gin

Typical! "

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By *hoxyWoman
over a year ago

Chester

Its more like a pineapple with prickly bits.

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By *inglenfree OP   Man
over a year ago

london


"Life is a minestrone "

A cold Lasagne suspended in deep freeze

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get hypnotised into thinking it's a carrot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life's not that sour

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