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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Who's watching?!

Who's gonna win?

Who's gonna get fired first?!

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

"Who's watching?!

Who's gonna win?

Who's gonna get fired first?!

Me, mistress

No idea

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

amazing the lack of eye contact when they walked in..

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

the inventor.........

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Did you see how scared one of the boys looked? Proper wet!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

the black girl with the comment about weak handshakes..

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

one of the guys is hot..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"one of the guys is hot.."

almost tempted to turn telly on now lol

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

The team leader of the boys team - FAIL!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"The team leader of the boys team - FAIL!

aye ......... no spine.

the guy with the black tie on is worth a suck

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"The team leader of the boys team - FAIL!

aye ......... no spine.

the guy with the black tie on is worth a suck"

No spine? He's a fuckwit!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"The team leader of the boys team - FAIL!

aye ......... no spine.

the guy with the black tie on is worth a suck

No spine? He's a fuckwit!

am feeling generous....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

girls surely have won the task

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"girls surely have won the task"

I would say yes..

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

The last series has only just finished has'nt it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

edward has to go surely??

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Getting a bit tiring now, more of a comedy watching the 'PM' of the guys team spout complete and utter bollocks!!

Talk about cliche overkill, twat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know but is that an orange??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the Apprenticeship. Edward is a prat, don't like Melody either. The inventor guy looks like he's wearing those comedy glasses with attached eyebrows and Edna, the HR woman had odd looking lipstick. This programme makes me feel so good about myself, thank god I'm not so incrediably stupid

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By *issbehaveCouple
over a year ago

wrexham

I reakon that Jim Eastwood will win! He's really likeable, and def wouldn't kick him out of bed either!!! ( miss)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I reakon that Jim Eastwood will win! He's really likeable, and def wouldn't kick him out of bed either!!! ( miss)"

soup-erman haha

but hell yeah he's fit!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Gavin for me... I feel a civil partnership coming on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gavin for me... I feel a civil partnership coming on"

o0o0o time to wear a hat

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire

Best line from Edward when defending himself last night was...

"not only am i the youngest but also the shortest"

Fell off my fucking chair laughing at that one

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I've recorded it as I was out last night HIGH FIVING bro's in bars.

But now I don't need to watch it. Thanks everyone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've recorded it as I was out last night HIGH FIVING bro's in bars.

But now I don't need to watch it. Thanks everyone!

i thought that said bro's in bras

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I've recorded it as I was out last night HIGH FIVING bro's in bars.

But now I don't need to watch it. Thanks everyone!

i thought that said bro's in bras

off to google that fucker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plus lord sugar was trying to keep a straight face.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I reakon that Jim Eastwood will win! He's really likeable, and def wouldn't kick him out of bed either!!! ( miss)"

Prefer Clint myself.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Back on now!

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By *issbehaveCouple
over a year ago

wrexham

Jim is a Jedi !!! Lmao!!

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Awesome! Am I the only one who thought last night's looser had lovely eyes....? Awwwwww and sensuous lips...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fired the wrong guy last night! Should have got rid of that dithering PM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The girl PM of the first task is smokin hot...melody it is?

Agree with the above...the dithering PM was a joke and should have gone.

That irish guy JIm is awesome...seems pretty shapr.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

jim is HOTTTT

leon looks a bit like orlando bloom mmmmm

edna should have gone!!! -how the girls won i dont know

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Is Jim the Irish one? He's the one that looked really scared in the beginning!

I like the one with the specs... he's my sort of geeky. Not sure about the girls... apart from Melody - I quite like that she wouldn't get involved in the bitching with the really young one but she's also quite annoying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yeah Jims the Irish one.

The inventor (guy with glasses) is pretty cute in a geeky way

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Fuckaduck! How big does your ego have to be?! What a bunch of numpties!!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

A double firing tonight... bet whats his name was gutted

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Vincent. He was a knobend!

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

"Vincent. He was a knobend!

Don't they have to be to get on the show in the first place?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the guy who team leader last night (glen ?) is smoking hot - mixed race with gorgeous light eyes. i'd deffo have a double slice of him !

the right 2 went last night anyway - the project manager was totally spineless and as much as i had warmed to the girl that went, she had done fk all

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

So... who's gonna win?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

helen or tom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Painful to watch the inter_iews: love it!

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By *entadreadMan
over a year ago

Essex

Grrrrrr, captivated by the Women's football worldcup.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Poor Tom

As for the elevator pitch.. Not one ask how many floors... To give them an idea of length of pitch.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I think Suzy will win

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By *rs Sugar Mr SpiceCouple
over a year ago

We are about 15 mins outa Pontypridd and we do go to Crawley in west sussex 2-3 times a year so get in touch !!

Its rubbish

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I think Suzy will win"

You know I think you might be right... although I sort of like Helen's idea.

Jim made me laugh with his chat about coming out with the bravado!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Its rubbish

You enjoying it then

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"I think Suzy will win

You know I think you might be right... although I sort of like Helen's idea.

Jim made me laugh with his chat about coming out with the bravado!

It's too swayed to Helen... Prepare for a shock

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By *rs Sugar Mr SpiceCouple
over a year ago

We are about 15 mins outa Pontypridd and we do go to Crawley in west sussex 2-3 times a year so get in touch !!

Watched it 1s and never again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Painful to watch the inter_iews: love it!

I'm squirming like a gooden!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want Tom to win - only cause I have him at the sweep at work and he could make me £32!!!

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Jim is unable to have a conversation without using some sort of cliche!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want Tom to win - only cause I have him at the sweep at work and he could make me £32!!!

Don't hold your breath

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I like Tom ... He is such a decent lad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want Tom to win - only cause I have him at the sweep at work and he could make me £32!!!

Don't hold your breath

xx"

How can a man who thinks Columbus was British fail?! lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Team Suzy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I absolutely love Margaret, love it when the guys try and use their cheeky chappie flirty routine on her, just the look she gives them - love it.

I want Tom to win, don't think he's the best businessman but he's such a nice bumbling type of guy. I don't like Jim

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jim is unable to have a conversation without using some sort of cliche!!

exsactly what it says on the tin.. haha

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Helen is who I think will win, but her business idea is for what is known as a Concierge. The concept has been around for decades.

If Tom wins, may I suggest that with his winnings he goes out and buys a razor!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Painful to watch the inter_iews: love it!

I'm squirming like a gooden!!!

Margaret and Jim: I felt embarrassed for him...almost!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Team Suzy!"

Same here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here we go....

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By *ethany10Couple
over a year ago

falkirk

I think Suzy, she is a true entrepreneur and with the right guidance can be successful. Tom is a great inventor but no business acumen in general, Helen's idea is not Uniates and she has no experience or contacts. Jim is a typical sales guy, full of shit lol

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Bless Tom ...

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Cya Jim

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Cya Jim "

See ya Suzy!!

It's gotta be Helen... surely?

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Cya suzy ... And good on Tom

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Everyone think Tom ....

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

helen's just blown it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everyone think Tom .... "

Hope so!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Tom.....

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Go on Tom, Helen is a muppet...

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Yes........

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Wow! Go Tom!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want Tom to win - only cause I have him at the sweep at work and he could make me £32!!!

Don't hold your breath

How can a man who thinks Columbus was British fail?! lol x"

Gizza bung luv... lol!!! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well done Tom! Good guys do come first!

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By *ll of a QuiverCouple
over a year ago

Douglas

Get in there, go Tom

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Killer line ... The special package hand delivered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wooo go tom! helen was exceptional, her business play was her flaw

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Well done Tom! Good guys do come first!

And transferrable .....

To Fab

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Wow, that was a turn up for the book!

Mind you when Helen in her inter_iew said that only "expensive" dentists inform their patients by text, how wrong could she be and how out of touch she is. My NHS dentist texts his patients about patients!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's making money already!!!! Well - he's made me £32!!! Yipeee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh wow how brill its Tom. I wanted him to win, he clearly is not an excellent businessman, but creativity wins through. There are many people who can take an idea and sell it, to create the idea, to have the vision to come up with something in the first, place, is not learned, its from within.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tom's boardroom performance was brilliant with the line about the special delivery, it obviously sold him to lord sugar. helen is cold.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if i wanted to watch a fat Jewish man shout and point his finger at a bunch of useless twats i'll go watch a Tottenham game.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of Jim's cliches is so appropriate for this forum, can we adopt it please

'If you sit on the fence, you get splinters in your ass'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One of Jim's cliches is so appropriate for this forum, can we adopt it please

'If you sit on the fence, you get splinters in your ass' "

love it!!

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

Great to see Tom win...just goes to show nice guys can come first and you dont have to be a self centred arrogant prick to be successful in business.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was so glad to see the inter_iew concept used for the final. That has always been my favourite 'Apprentice' episode.

That Claude guy makes me nervous about inter_iews just watching him.

Seeing Margaret back was ace.

I did think it was a hard one to call but I do think Tom was a worthy winner in the context of starting a new business as opposed to slotting into a managerial / project role within the Sugar Empire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

btw does anyone know of the winners to date, how many of them are still employed within Lord Sugars businesses ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if it was based on last years prize of someone working for him i think Tom would have been fired weeks ago and Helen would have won.

Im glad to see that Lord Sugar will be in touch with Susan about her business idea

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

"I was so glad to see the inter_iew concept used for the final. That has always been my favourite 'Apprentice' episode.

That Claude guy makes me nervous about inter_iews just watching him.

Seeing Margaret back was ace.

I did think it was a hard one to call but I do think Tom was a worthy winner in the context of starting a new business as opposed to slotting into a managerial / project role within the Sugar Empire."

Re: Anyone who prides themselves on being that horrible to peopel wshould be avoided...not a nice fellow really.

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

"btw does anyone know of the winners to date, how many of them are still employed within Lord Sugars businesses ?"

Yes, there was an article in the Metro a few months ago... search for "The Apprentice winners: where are they now?" and it's the first link.

Briefly, most have quit their jobs with Alan Sugar. Only 2 (excluding Tom) still work for him, and one of those is on maternity leave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tom seems like a nice guy. Well done to him

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By *iceguydaveMan
over a year ago

Monmouth

Anybody catch the first episode of 'Celebrity Apprentice USA' last night? As ever, fun to watch just to see what Donald Trump's hair is going to do (it never follows the script!)

For me the best moment was Piers Morgan putting down some woman in the boardroom with 'What's your name again? Yes, I know you're a celebrity, I just don't know who you are' - all without even a trace of irony. What an ass he is.

And it features Marilu Henner, who I used to fancy like mad in 'Taxi' (yes I'm THAT old)..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anybody catch the first episode of 'Celebrity Apprentice USA' last night? As ever, fun to watch just to see what Donald Trump's hair is going to do (it never follows the script!)

I *heart* the US Apprentice. I was a fan from day one. Sugar's version is like a flea market in comparison to the US corp[orate weasels.

That woman is Oamarosa. She was in a US Apprentice and a total hated bitch. Which is why she's still in. Trump ain't no fool. She won't win but she'll get ratings because people love to hate her, like they do Piers Morgan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For more on Omarosa, or Assorama as Television Without Pity referred to her, check their excellent recaps of season two:

www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the_apprentice/toying_with_disaster.php

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

awwww Tom, don't you just wanna hug him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oops, Assorama was in season one. They were just still talking about her in season two.

www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the_apprentice/meet_the_billionaire.php

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

still chuffed Tom won...

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