FabSwingers.com forum: A put down you found amusing

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What put down have you got that ya found funny.mine was 'do you fancy a meet.I've never been with a t/v'.the brat

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By *iver2015Woman
over a year ago

middlesbrough

"You're really pretty for a fat girl"

I thought it funny how he thought it was a genuine compliment!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Got told I was ok for a bi guy.

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By *ennyabcWoman
over a year ago

mayo

You've great tits babe.then blocked me when I sent a face pic.haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""You're really pretty for a fat girl"

I thought it funny how he thought it was a genuine compliment!

Yeah was also told I love fat girls. Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love it when you get the:

'you're quite pretty'

'you're quite sexy'

quite? Yep, you've made quite the effort there. It's probably my own self defence but it just makes me think, oh dear I'm not very pretty or very sexy then in your eyes...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry just checked your profile again - I don't do beards" - funny because it's almost every second one

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

You're alright looking for an old.bird

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Sorry just checked your profile again - I don't do beards" - funny because it's almost every second one

Love beards!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was fancy a meet as your not bad for an old woman

haha such charm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had "nice mature breasts" once. I didn't feel there was the need for the middle word!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You seem alright. Wanna Skype and watch me suck my cock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Sorry just checked your profile again - I don't do beards" - funny because it's almost every second one

Love beards!"

I guess you're an exception to the rule then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look like quite a pretty man or a really ugly woman.

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

I was once told "I know you're not gay..we've all tried... Anyway ourside doesn't want you... Have you seen your dress sense?" love my gay mate at times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Off one guy 'I like fat girls, I replied thats not exactly a compliment, he replied im probably too good for you anyway ya ugly fat bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had the "I like the older lady you up for some fun" just for me to reply "I'm only a year older than you". Which made me laugh as he looked way older than me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love it when you get the:

'you're quite pretty'

'you're quite sexy'

quite? Yep, you've made quite the effort there. It's probably my own self defence but it just makes me think, oh dear I'm not very pretty or very sexy then in your eyes...

My slant on that is that I might say quite sexy or quite pretty is that I don't want to seem like I'm coming on too strong, when I really mean very sexy or very pretty. I can be very direct with my language on here and in person, so it's got me into trouble before.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had "nice mature breasts" once. I didn't feel there was the need for the middle word! "

Haha.some pure dopes eh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not really had bad comments - suppose you dont look bad for your age is only half bad haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You look like quite a pretty man or a really ugly woman. "

Oh that did make laugh.haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please .... gimme a message when you hit puberty"

What was really insulting was that was only a month or so ago and I hit puberty months before that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're alright looking for an old.bird"

You can insult anyone you want, as long as you end the sentence with "but in a good way".

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Oh you didn't reply all day, thought you were keen. Honey you are just a retarded c*nt

That one was the best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had " I live with my mum , I don't really want to meet you but could you take my mum to Bingo for a few hours so me and my girlfriend can fuck"

but

at the same time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had " I live with my mum , I don't really want to meet you but could you take my mum to Bingo for a few hours so me and my girlfriend can fuck"

but

at the same time"

This

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've had " I live with my mum , I don't really want to meet you but could you take my mum to Bingo for a few hours so me and my girlfriend can fuck"

but

at the same time"

Hahaha.oh that's gas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're a f*cking nightmare.

*That's it*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was about 21 and had a goatee, from a pub bouncer, "Just because you've got hair round your lips it doesn't make you a cunt, so stop acting like one"!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I've had loads. Many along the lines of you're gorgeous even if you're fat. Once that I looked too pretty to be that clever. And quite a few that they still want to fuck me despite my age. It's feeling the need to add a qualifier that invariably makes it an insulting compliment in my book.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love it when you get the:

'you're quite pretty'

'you're quite sexy'

quite? Yep, you've made quite the effort there. It's probably my own self defence but it just makes me think, oh dear I'm not very pretty or very sexy then in your eyes...

This is a good point. And in fact I am aware that I put a negative spin on it from my own sense of inadequacy! I shall swop all 'quites' for 'very' from now on! This could be quite interesting...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am someone who does come out with backhanded compliments.

I have a bit of a mouth.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Last night from a couple we don't you remember you.....no but you fucked me in a hotel 8 months ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am someone who does come out with backhanded compliments.

I have a bit of a mouth.

You do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am someone who does come out with backhanded compliments.

I have a bit of a mouth.

You do. "

ahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're a f*cking nightmare.

*That's it*"

I meant it in an endearing way

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"You're alright looking for an old.bird

You can insult anyone you want, as long as you end the sentence with "but in a good way".

Ya cheeky bugger

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

You can insult anyone you want, as long as you end the sentence with "but in a good way".

I sometimes, end my sentence in that way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're quite attractive for a fat sort?. I replied thanks but I'm not interested.

Guy replied yeah well thought you were a fucking snob anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Years ago ,after turning one guy down his response was ' I've got a hot gf anyway so why don't you fuck off and find a site for people your own size'.

I never even knew there were sites for people of 5'3!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're a f*cking nightmare.

*That's it*

I meant it in an endearing way"

Oh it's not just your observation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I found this one funny conversation was along lines of what you looking for .. Not someone who has fucked 3 slags on here in a week .. really tickled me

.. was actually a conversation stopper haha

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

I've had, 'You're far nicer, than I thought you'd be.'

Why did you want to me/us then, in the first place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am someone who does come out with backhanded compliments.

I have a bit of a mouth.

I really hadn't noticed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're fit for your age.

You have an arse of a 20 year old, what the fuck does that mean

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"You're fit for your age.

You have an arse of a 20 year old, what the fuck does that mean

It means you still haven't done bum fun

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

You're about as much use as a one legged man in an arse kicking contest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get called a cunt a lot, I've now decided it's a compliment.

I was called a knob the other day, it was completely out the blue and I burst out laughing. He soon apologised, but I said no to worry I found it amusing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am someone who does come out with backhanded compliments.

I have a bit of a mouth.

I really hadn't noticed

**actual convo I had once**

Got in a lift with my uncle and his friend about a year ago.

Me: "Hey Rob, nice beard."

ROB: "Yeah, I trimmed it just for you."

Me: "Oh, good. It'll feel way nicer on my balls."

Me: "Huh. That was inappropriate. Hey, Uncle Tim, I've grown as a person. I now know when I said something inappropriate."

MY UNCLE : "You still say it, you just know it's inappropriate."

Me: "Yeah."

Lady Getting out of lift: "You know, in London people are quiet in lifts.

^ so you know.

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby

"When I was about 21 and had a goatee, from a pub bouncer, "Just because you've got hair round your lips it doesn't make you a cunt, so stop acting like one"!"
Certainly original..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never received a hate message.

Am I doing something wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My usual one....

It's like a cock, just smaller!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I am someone who does come out with backhanded compliments.

I have a bit of a mouth.

I really hadn't noticed

**actual convo I had once**

Got in a lift with my uncle and his friend about a year ago.

Me: "Hey Rob, nice beard."

ROB: "Yeah, I trimmed it just for you."

Me: "Oh, good. It'll feel way nicer on my balls."

Me: "Huh. That was inappropriate. Hey, Uncle Tim, I've grown as a person. I now know when I said something inappropriate."

MY UNCLE : "You still say it, you just know it's inappropriate."

Me: "Yeah."

Lady Getting out of lift: "You know, in London people are quiet in lifts.

^ so you know.

Ha ha, nice one Thumpster

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By *0sKidMan
over a year ago

Newport

"You've great tits babe.then blocked me when I sent a face pic.haha "

Phaha I've had that loads of times.. Body of baywatch, face off crimewatch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am someone who does come out with backhanded compliments.

I have a bit of a mouth.

I really hadn't noticed

**actual convo I had once**

Got in a lift with my uncle and his friend about a year ago.

Me: "Hey Rob, nice beard."

ROB: "Yeah, I trimmed it just for you."

Me: "Oh, good. It'll feel way nicer on my balls."

Me: "Huh. That was inappropriate. Hey, Uncle Tim, I've grown as a person. I now know when I said something inappropriate."

MY UNCLE : "You still say it, you just know it's inappropriate."

Me: "Yeah."

Lady Getting out of lift: "You know, in London people are quiet in lifts.

^ so you know.

that's brilliant. I do know where you're coming from, I sometimes wish I could go back to being less self aware

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love acting dumb and being called thick, especially by other blokes;)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am someone who does come out with backhanded compliments.

I have a bit of a mouth.

I really hadn't noticed

**actual convo I had once**

Got in a lift with my uncle and his friend about a year ago.

Me: "Hey Rob, nice beard."

ROB: "Yeah, I trimmed it just for you."

Me: "Oh, good. It'll feel way nicer on my balls."

Me: "Huh. That was inappropriate. Hey, Uncle Tim, I've grown as a person. I now know when I said something inappropriate."

MY UNCLE : "You still say it, you just know it's inappropriate."

Me: "Yeah."

Lady Getting out of lift: "You know, in London people are quiet in lifts.

^ so you know.

Ha ha, nice one Thumpster

I got in a lot of trouble for that.

"Rob" is a REALLY REALLY important person.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never received a hate message.

Am I doing something wrong

I'll send you one if you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love acting dumb and being called thick, especially by other blokes;) "

Then they see my cock,,,,,,,,,

I win :p

Next please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're fit for your age.

You have an arse of a 20 year old, what the fuck does that mean

It means you still haven't done bum fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're fit for your age.

You have an arse of a 20 year old, what the fuck does that mean

It means you still haven't done bum fun

No it dont mean that at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG . I need to bookmark this post. Best post ever in here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey baby...you look great...wanna meet? ..no thank you....ok fatty....

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By *cutebum9Couple
over a year ago

wallsend

We had a guy message us telling me as a bi guy who dresses from time to time that I was a freak and a pathetic waste of space and need to get a grip. Laughed and messaged each to there own and blocked him

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By *ubbykittenWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"You're alright looking for an old.bird

You can insult anyone you want, as long as you end the sentence with "but in a good way".

Lol! Thats the equivalent of people who start a sentence 'with all due respect...'!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had " I live with my mum , I don't really want to meet you but could you take my mum to Bingo for a few hours so me and my girlfriend can fuck"

but

at the same time"

What did you reply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sent a face pic to a couple and described it as my best feature. They begged to differ saying that my bum pic on my profile was better. Oh...how I larfed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never received a hate message.

Am I doing something wrong

I'll send you one if you like

Do your worst, say it like you mean it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Some are so funny.but the bingo one is just hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're alright looking for an old.bird

You can insult anyone you want, as long as you end the sentence with "but in a good way".

Lol! Thats the equivalent of people who start a sentence 'with all due respect...'!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"You're fit for your age.

You have an arse of a 20 year old, what the fuck does that mean

It means you still haven't done bum fun

No it dont mean that at all "

Yes it does, no good trying to cover your tracks now

You're about as much use as an ashtray on a motorbike

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By *ubbykittenWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"I've had loads. Many along the lines of you're gorgeous even if you're fat. Once that I looked too pretty to be that clever. And quite a few that they still want to fuck me despite my age. It's feeling the need to add a qualifier that invariably makes it an insulting compliment in my book."

I have had a few on the theme that they think me too pretty to be a professional woman!!! These were off dating sites where my profession was listed in my profile and obviously they could see my face. Funny but they thought they were complimenting me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some are so funny.but the bingo one is just hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was told he was lowering his sights by talking to a fat girl.

Id told him he wasn't my type!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're fit for your age.

You have an arse of a 20 year old, what the fuck does that mean

It means you still haven't done bum fun

No it dont mean that at all

Yes it does, no good trying to cover your tracks now

You're about as much use as an ashtray on a motorbike

Safety first

wear a helmet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"obviously they could see my face. "

You've got a face like a burnt tub of Lego.

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By *hispers-40Woman
over a year ago

up the garden path

"Some are so funny.but the bingo one is just hilarious

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OMG . I need to bookmark this post. Best post ever in here

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

i find them all hilarious

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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

I was turned down on another site for looking too sweet and innocent so I sent him a polite thank you with a not-so-innocent pic attached. Needless to say he asked if he could change his mind...lolol

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By *ubbykittenWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Despite my photos on my profile and having been verified, one guy was STILL convinced I must be a bloke! He did say most on here are really guys! Sorry ladies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wasn't off this site but,

After a night out, I woke up with a woman and we both had a bit to drink.

Much to her disgust she looked at me and said "Oh, I thought you were your better looking mate"

All I could come back with was

"Sorry, he's in the other room with your better looking mate!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I sent a face pic to a couple and described it as my best feature. They begged to differ saying that my bum pic on my profile was better. Oh...how I larfed

Hahaha not sure why, but that really tickled me!

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By *ubbykittenWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Wasn't off this site but,

After a night out, I woke up with a woman and we both had a bit to drink.

Much to her disgust she looked at me and said "Oh, I thought you were your better looking mate"

All I could come back with was

"Sorry, he's in the other room with your better looking mate!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd have preferred it if you were hairier"!

I think she thought I really was a polarbear

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""I'd have preferred it if you were hairier"!

I think she thought I really was a polarbear

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By *oemc9Man
over a year ago

town

"I've had, 'You're far nicer, than I thought you'd be.'

Why did you want to me/us then, in the first place.

I had that too.got message after meet saying your hotter than I thought you would be.she however wasnt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I'd have preferred it if you were hairier"!

I think she thought I really was a polarbear

Wait...so you mean you're not?!? Crushed...

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