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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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The kettle is on

The toast is in

The eggs are poaching

Place your orders...what can I get you?

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By *amrod400Man
over a year ago

belfast

Just a bacon sarnie fancy bringing it up to my bed ??? ... oh also don't forget the morning papers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a coffee and a bit of dried toast, drank too much wine last night

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Just a bacon sarnie fancy bringing it up to my bed ??? ... oh also don't forget the morning papers"

On white? Sauce?

Papers...which ones do you want

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Your a bit late I've just finished mine

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By *ndiansexguruMan
over a year ago

Surbiton, Germany

"The kettle is on

The toast is in

The eggs are poaching

Place your orders...what can I get you?

Triple chocolate muffin with a latte and no sugar please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a crumpet or two please?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Just a coffee and a bit of dried toast, drank too much wine last night

Consider it done. Pancakes help though

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

Full English orange juice and coffee please. I'm starving.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Your a bit late I've just finished mine

I'm a latecomer

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Can I have a crumpet or two please? "

Of course. Proper butter?

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Yummy, breakfast in bed.

Tea, toast and marmalade, please.

Share my toast?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

B.E.S.T sandwich and a cup of coffee please.

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By *rdee7596Man
over a year ago

london

Can we skip straight to dessert

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"The kettle is on

The toast is in

The eggs are poaching

Place your orders...what can I get you?

Triple chocolate muffin with a latte and no sugar please

Chocolate cake for breakfast?

I like you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fancy some scrambled eggs on toast and a cup of tea.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Yummy, breakfast in bed.

Tea, toast and marmalade, please.

Share my toast?

If you insist

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Full English orange juice and coffee please. I'm starving.

Good choice

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Your a bit late I've just finished mine

I'm a latecomer

I may need proof of this

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By *loppsyWoman
over a year ago

marlow

Crumpet for me please with coffee.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Can we skip straight to dessert

Dessert after breakfast? No posh aint ya?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I fancy some scrambled eggs on toast and a cup of tea.

Oh good shout.

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

Full English and a coffee please

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Your a bit late I've just finished mine

I'm a latecomer

I may need proof of this

To events, nothing else!

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By *ndiansexguruMan
over a year ago

Surbiton, Germany

"The kettle is on

The toast is in

The eggs are poaching

Place your orders...what can I get you?

Triple chocolate muffin with a latte and no sugar please

Chocolate cake for breakfast?

I like you

Thanks and yes I love it

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Your a bit late I've just finished mine

I'm a latecomer

I may need proof of this

To events, nothing else! "

Damn

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"B.E.S.T sandwich and a cup of coffee please.

XX"

Enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuppa tea, white , none, and toast with honey please , honey

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Full English and a coffee please"

2 of everything?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Cuppa tea, white , none, and toast with honey please , honey

x "

I was waiting for someone to say honey on toast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee. Strong coffee.

And could I please look at what your menu.

Good morning Op.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Crumpet for me please with coffee. "

I want this now

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Coffee. Strong coffee.

And could I please look at what your menu.

Good morning Op.

Only the best coffee here. Always strong

I'll do anything

Morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forget breakfast, there's room for a 3rd in this warm snuggly bed. Let everyone get their own scoff

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

"Full English and a coffee please

2 of everything? "

Yes please , but just the one coffee

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Full English and a coffee please

2 of everything?

Yes please , but just the one coffee

I'll sit and drink the other one of that is ok?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Forget breakfast, there's room for a 3rd in this warm snuggly bed. Let everyone get their own scoff

I'll be there now

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

"Full English and a coffee please

2 of everything?

Yes please , but just the one coffee

I'll sit and drink the other one of that is ok? "

How can I refuse after a good hearty breakfast

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By *unandnaughty01Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Strong coffee crossiant and some fruit please

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Strong coffee crossiant and some fruit please

Take a seat and I'll bring it over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a coffee and some honey on a plate please xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cuppa tea, white , none, and toast with honey please , honey

I was waiting for someone to say honey on toast

Fell for it !!!

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Pancakes for me

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Ive no eggs ... or bacon

but id love a sausage

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By *unandnaughty01Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Strong coffee crossiant and some fruit please

Take a seat and I'll bring it over "

Thank OP sitting waiting ..........

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"a coffee and some honey on a plate please xx"

Do you not want some bread with that?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Pancakes for me

I make good pancakes

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Ive no eggs ... or bacon

but id love a sausage

Sausage Sunday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good spread of honey and a cuppa.

Go down nicely that would!

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"A good spread of honey and a cuppa.

Go down nicely that would! "

Honey always goes down well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheesey scrambled egg on toast please Miss Honey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee. Strong coffee.

And could I please look at what your menu.

Good morning Op.

Only the best coffee here. Always strong

I'll do anything

Morning "

Anything? Would you lie on my table and let me eat my yogurt and strawberries off your tummy?

I don't need cutlery.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Cheesey scrambled egg on toast please Miss Honey "

Yum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eggs Benedict and a spooning sesh please?

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"Pancakes for me

I make good pancakes

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mm American or English

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Eggs Benedict and a spooning sesh please?"

Shall I bring them to bed?

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By *loppsyWoman
over a year ago

marlow

"Cheesey scrambled egg on toast please Miss Honey "

Ooo Cheesey scrambled egg.....never tried that sounds yummy x

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Pancakes for me

I make good pancakes

mm American or English "

American, the only type to breakfast

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Coffee. Strong coffee.

And could I please look at what your menu.

Good morning Op.

Only the best coffee here. Always strong

I'll do anything

Morning

Anything? Would you lie on my table and let me eat my yogurt and strawberries off your tummy?

I don't need cutlery. "

Good lord

the thought has me all flustered

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By *ilvercharmCouple
over a year ago

Our gate

We will have whatever your offering on the side

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"Pancakes for me

I make good pancakes

mm American or English

American, the only type to breakfast "

Oooooo do the Come delivered by you in bed

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"We will have whatever your offering on the side

I'll bring a tray of beverages up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a frothy coffee for me please.....

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By *abes in the woodWoman
over a year ago

wales

Milky coffee and warm weetabix

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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Coffee x 2 and weetabix sent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rum please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The kettle is on

The toast is in

The eggs are poaching

Place your orders...what can I get you?

I'll have 1 bootyful bum, 2 plump peachy bosoms & a wet juicy p_ Oh wait

!! U mean food don't ya? Lol

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Rum please"

Arrrr you a pirate?

I like your style

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kippers 2 slices of bread and pot of earl of grey tea please

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Brekkie omelette (bacon, mushrooms and black pudding), toast and coffee please, and brown sauce, ooo and a couple of rounds of toast, ta x

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Kippers 2 slices of bread and pot of earl of grey tea please

Not had kippers in years

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Brekkie omelette (bacon, mushrooms and black pudding), toast and coffee please, and brown sauce, ooo and a couple of rounds of toast, ta x

Omelettes I can do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mushrooms on toast please..

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"mushrooms on toast please.. "

Good choice lady

This thread is making me hungry

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By *unandnaughty01Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Can I change my order please OP ? ??

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Coffee with a splash of milk for honey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eggs Benedict and a spooning sesh please?

Shall I bring them to bed? "
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Yes please! And a brew, as you're up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a crumpet or two please?

Of course. Proper butter?"

Oh yes please. And lots of it too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee. Strong coffee.

And could I please look at what your menu.

Good morning Op.

Only the best coffee here. Always strong

I'll do anything

Morning

Anything? Would you lie on my table and let me eat my yogurt and strawberries off your tummy?

I don't need cutlery.

Good lord

the thought has me all flustered

You did get my order though?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Can I change my order please OP ? ??"

You may. What do you want?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Eggs Benedict and a spooning sesh please?

Shall I bring them to bed? .

Yes please! And a brew, as you're up!

Of course

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By *AURA6969TV/TS
over a year ago

RUGBY

Tea no sugar two toasts with butter and you

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Coffee. Strong coffee.

And could I please look at what your menu.

Good morning Op.

Only the best coffee here. Always strong

I'll do anything

Morning

Anything? Would you lie on my table and let me eat my yogurt and strawberries off your tummy?

I don't need cutlery.

Good lord

the thought has me all flustered

You did get my order though?

I did. I'll be over after I've sorted these guys

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Can we have some eggy bread & strong black coffee please.

Haven't had eggy bread for aaagggeeeees..

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

A slice of toast, 2 smokey rashers and coddled scrambled egg with a little grated cheese into it for extra richness, oj too.

Thanks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bowl of oats, omelette, bacon, beans, banana and a mug of coffee please

Tia

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Damn my pankcakes haven't come yet

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Damn my pankcakes haven't come yet

They have, probably cold now

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Can we have some eggy bread & strong black coffee please.

Haven't had eggy bread for aaagggeeeees..

Of course

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By *unandnaughty01Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Can I change my order please OP ? ??

You may. What do you want? "

Personally a damn good seeing to and loads of fourplay and naughty dirty filthy naughty sex

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"Damn my pankcakes haven't come yet

They have, probably cold now

Sorry I was busy perving your profile so I forgot to eat then

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Can I change my order please OP ? ??

You may. What do you want?

Personally a damn good seeing to and loads of fourplay and naughty dirty filthy naughty sex

There are websites for that kind of thing, or so I have heard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grilled salmon,3 eggs scrambled and a fresh orange juice please.

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By *ames WhyteMan
over a year ago

Near Manchester Airport

Is your establishment on the Amalfi coast?

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By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Scrambled eggs and polish sausages with toast for mr.

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By *unandnaughty01Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Can I change my order please OP ? ??

You may. What do you want?

Personally a damn good seeing to and loads of fourplay and naughty dirty filthy naughty sex

There are websites for that kind of thing, or so I have heard

Hahahha oh really guessing this isn't the place then

shame because you have a fine looking bum for 0835 this morning

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"Can I change my order please OP ? ??

You may. What do you want?

Personally a damn good seeing to and loads of fourplay and naughty dirty filthy naughty sex

There are websites for that kind of thing, or so I have heard

Is there can you direct me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee. Strong coffee.

And could I please look at what your menu.

Good morning Op.

Only the best coffee here. Always strong

I'll do anything

Morning

Anything? Would you lie on my table and let me eat my yogurt and strawberries off your tummy?

I don't need cutlery.

Good lord

the thought has me all flustered

You did get my order though?

I did. I'll be over after I've sorted these guys

I'll wait.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Grilled salmon,3 eggs scrambled and a fresh orange juice please."

Done

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Scrambled eggs and polish sausages with toast for mr.

Oh I've never had polish sausage

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Coffee. Strong coffee.

And could I please look at what your menu.

Good morning Op.

Only the best coffee here. Always strong

I'll do anything

Morning

Anything? Would you lie on my table and let me eat my yogurt and strawberries off your tummy?

I don't need cutlery.

Good lord

the thought has me all flustered

You did get my order though?

I did. I'll be over after I've sorted these guys

I'll wait.

Could be here for days, 19 judging by the demands of this lot

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