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"So come and tell me your secrets... I promise not to tell "I might make you blush..... Alot | |||
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"So come and tell me your secrets... I promise not to tell "Come tell me some of yours and I'll share mine, just like I would with cake! | |||
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I might make you blush..... Alot"I make myself blush, so not splitting on here  | |||
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"I was going to go to a fab social this evening but it started at 9pm and I changed my mind about going and cabbages out with beer and crisps and horror films. " Your cabbages are out  | |||
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"I like to urinate sitting down." That's not a secret. | |||
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"OK. We are logging off & guess what? . . . . . . . Yeah good guess
Night lovelies
Night Miss x, night all
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"I like to urinate sitting down. That's not a secret." Well it's not now. | |||
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"OK. We are logging off & guess what? . . . . . . . Yeah good guess
Night lovelies
Night Miss x, night all
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Night
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"I like to urinate sitting down. That's not a secret. Well it's not now." I'm sure you've told us about that before as I remember commending you on it. | |||
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"I have a famous friend who I have told about this site "Ooooh do tell | |||
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"I was going to go to a fab social this evening but it started at 9pm and I changed my mind about going and cabbages out with beer and crisps and horror films. Your cabbages are out "Relaxing  | |||
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"I like to urinate sitting down. That's not a secret. Well it's not now. I'm sure you've told us about that before as I remember commending you on it. " He said he once forgot to put the seat up..... | |||
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"I like to urinate sitting down. That's not a secret. Well it's not now. I'm sure you've told us about that before as I remember commending you on it. "
"That's got to be the loveliest thing I now know about you. No drips on the rim or the floor... how lovely!" | |||
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"I was going to go to a fab social this evening but it started at 9pm and I changed my mind about going and cabbages out with beer and crisps and horror films. Your cabbages are out
Relaxing "Hahaha that was a great auto correct | |||
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"I like to urinate sitting down. That's not a secret. Well it's not now. I'm sure you've told us about that before as I remember commending you on it.
That's got to be the loveliest thing I now know about you. No drips on the rim or the floor... how lovely!" | |||
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"I like to urinate sitting down. That's not a secret." You knew too? | |||
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"Alice doesn't like to kiss & tell "Just write it down then | |||
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"I have a famous friend who I have told about this site
Ooooh do tell"I wish I could ! lol it would be fun if this person joined although it would obviously get in the papers within days ! | |||
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"I was going to go to a fab social this evening but it started at 9pm and I changed my mind about going and cabbages out with beer and crisps and horror films. Your cabbages are out
Relaxing "I'll have a fiddle with them | |||
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"I like to urinate sitting down. That's not a secret. You knew too? "So he shares it with everyone then? Feeling betrayed now  | |||
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"So come and tell me your secrets... I promise not to tell "Hold my torch! I am checking torque on wheel bolts. | |||
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"I have a famous friend who I have told about this site
Ooooh do tell
I wish I could ! lol it would be fun if this person joined although it would obviously get in the papers within days ! "You'd rat on them that quickly  | |||
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"So come and tell me your secrets... I promise not to tell
Come tell me some of yours and I'll share mine, just like I would with cake! "I asked first | |||
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"I like to urinate sitting down. That's not a secret. You knew too?
So he shares it with everyone then? Feeling betrayed now "Not everyone, I think me and Lickety both have that on our questionnaires | |||
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"I have a famous friend who I have told about this site
Ooooh do tell
I wish I could ! lol it would be fun if this person joined although it would obviously get in the papers within days !
You'd rat on them that quickly "Nah, I would lose my one and only famous friend. But I would love to take this person along for a MMF just for a laugh lol | |||
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"So come and tell me your secrets... I promise not to tell
Come tell me some of yours and I'll share mine, just like I would with cake!
I asked first "Now where would be the fun in that? | |||
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"Alice doesn't like to kiss & tell
Just write it down then"*rushes off to find ma quill and ink pot  | |||
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"I like peeing in the shower "*books a shower session with ArcticFoxxx | |||
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"So come and tell me your secrets... I promise not to tell
Come closer and I'll whisper it in your ear.. "Oooh is it a juicy secret? Stepping closer.... | |||
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"I like peeing in the shower "Doesn't everyone? | |||
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"So come and tell me your secrets... I promise not to tell
Come tell me some of yours and I'll share mine, just like I would with cake!
I asked first
Now where would be the fun in that? "Plenty of fun.... For me! | |||
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My son later that night in conversation asked me what was that drink
On the side it was 'vile' Still haven't had the heart to tell him | |||
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"My secret is I fancy little miss secret " That's just common sense! Look at her! | |||
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"So come and tell me your secrets... I promise not to tell
Come tell me some of yours and I'll share mine, just like I would with cake!
I asked first
Now where would be the fun in that?
Plenty of fun.... For me! "The secrets? or the cake? both could get messy! | |||
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"I did a urine sample a couple of months months ago and used a plastic cup poured what I needed into sample bottle, left for Drs in a rush came home and realised cup on the side was empty
My son later that night in conversation asked me what was that drink
On the side it was 'vile' Still haven't had the heart to tell him "
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"I did a urine sample a couple of months months ago and used a plastic cup poured what I needed into sample bottle, left for Drs in a rush came home and realised cup on the side was empty
My son later that night in conversation asked me what was that drink
On the side it was 'vile' Still haven't had the heart to tell him "haha quality | |||
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"I have a famous friend who I have told about this site
Ooooh do tell
I wish I could ! lol it would be fun if this person joined although it would obviously get in the papers within days !
You'd rat on them that quickly
Nah, I would lose my one and only famous friend. But I would love to take this person along for a MMF just for a laugh lol"Why is he famous? If it's politics you can keep him to yourself | |||
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"I like peeing in the shower
Doesn't everyone? "No | |||
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"I did a urine sample a couple of months months ago and used a plastic cup poured what I needed into sample bottle, left for Drs in a rush came home and realised cup on the side was empty
My son later that night in conversation asked me what was that drink
On the side it was 'vile' Still haven't had the heart to tell him
"Apple juice? Organic of course... | |||
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"I like to urinate sitting down." I sometimes stand | |||
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"I did a urine sample a couple of months months ago and used a plastic cup poured what I needed into sample bottle, left for Drs in a rush came home and realised cup on the side was empty
My son later that night in conversation asked me what was that drink
On the side it was 'vile' Still haven't had the heart to tell him "That made me laugh!! Good secret | |||
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"I have a famous friend who I have told about this site
Ooooh do tell
I wish I could ! lol it would be fun if this person joined although it would obviously get in the papers within days !
You'd rat on them that quickly
Nah, I would lose my one and only famous friend. But I would love to take this person along for a MMF just for a laugh lol
Why is he famous? If it's politics you can keep him to yourself "Entertainment...I didn't say he or she lol | |||
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"I did a urine sample a couple of months months ago and used a plastic cup poured what I needed into sample bottle, left for Drs in a rush came home and realised cup on the side was empty
My son later that night in conversation asked me what was that drink
On the side it was 'vile' Still haven't had the heart to tell him
Apple juice? Organic of course..."I'll tell him when he's 18, funny thing is his sister knows yet she's never said, ( I couldn't stop laughing at the time) | |||
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"mmmmm I'd love an MMF right now "That sounds more like a wish/fantasy | |||
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"I have a famous friend who I have told about this site
Ooooh do tell
I wish I could ! lol it would be fun if this person joined although it would obviously get in the papers within days !
You'd rat on them that quickly
Nah, I would lose my one and only famous friend. But I would love to take this person along for a MMF just for a laugh lol
Why is he famous? If it's politics you can keep him to yourself
Entertainment...I didn't say he or she lol"I just imagined it being a boy. | |||
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"I have a famous friend who I have told about this site
Ooooh do tell
I wish I could ! lol it would be fun if this person joined although it would obviously get in the papers within days !
You'd rat on them that quickly
Nah, I would lose my one and only famous friend. But I would love to take this person along for a MMF just for a laugh lol
Why is he famous? If it's politics you can keep him to yourself
Entertainment...I didn't say he or she lol
I just imagined it being a boy. "Or wishing | |||
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"I have a famous friend who I have told about this site
Ooooh do tell
I wish I could ! lol it would be fun if this person joined although it would obviously get in the papers within days !
Lol
You'd rat on them that quickly
Nah, I would lose my one and only famous friend. But I would love to take this person along for a MMF just for a laugh lol
Why is he famous? If it's politics you can keep him to yourself
Entertainment...I didn't say he or she lol
I just imagined it being a boy. " | |||
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"I can see horny people "Wow that's freaky! I do too... Does that mean we're cursed with 'a second sight'? | |||
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"I can see horny people
Wow that's freaky! I do too... Does that mean we're cursed with 'a second sight'? "No it means you're looking in your mirror | |||
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"My lips are sealed!" Did you confuse the lube and the super glue? | |||
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"I can see horny people
Wow that's freaky! I do too... Does that mean we're cursed with 'a second sight'?
No it means you're looking in your mirror"Oh yes! Shit! Scared myself then! | |||
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"So I'm not the only person who hasn't got plans for the night! Makes me feel a tad better about the fact I'm sitting in my front room in my slippers "I don't even have slippers... *sob* | |||
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"I can see horny people
Wow that's freaky! I do too... Does that mean we're cursed with 'a second sight'?
No it means you're looking in your mirror
Oh yes! Shit! Scared myself then! "Lol if I were you I would really fancy myself | |||
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"So I'm not the only person who hasn't got plans for the night! Makes me feel a tad better about the fact I'm sitting in my front room in my slippers
I don't even have slippers...
*sob* "Slippers? What are they? Lol | |||
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"I've just had a good bang.....headbang that is. Xxx" Not the best bang then! | |||
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"I can see horny people
Wow that's freaky! I do too... Does that mean we're cursed with 'a second sight'?
No it means you're looking in your mirror
Oh yes! Shit! Scared myself then!
Lol if I were you I would really fancy myself "Haha got bored with myself years ago! I like to meet new faces!! | |||
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"I can see horny people
Wow that's freaky! I do too... Does that mean we're cursed with 'a second sight'?
No it means you're looking in your mirror
Oh yes! Shit! Scared myself then!
Lol if I were you I would really fancy myself
Haha got bored with myself years ago! I like to meet new faces!! "Do you need my address then?  | |||
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"So come and tell me your secrets... I promise not to tell "Just ask and I'll reveal my innermost dark secrets | |||
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"I can see horny people
Wow that's freaky! I do too... Does that mean we're cursed with 'a second sight'?
No it means you're looking in your mirror
Oh yes! Shit! Scared myself then!
Lol if I were you I would really fancy myself
Haha got bored with myself years ago! I like to meet new faces!!
Do you need my address then? "Depends on how far I have to travel | |||
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"My lips are sealed! Did you confuse the lube and the super glue?" I don't need lube. Was thinking that must be what happened with your hat though! | |||
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"So come and tell me your secrets... I promise not to tell
Just ask and I'll reveal my innermost dark secrets "Come closer and whisper them to me | |||
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"So come and tell me your secrets... I promise not to tell
Just ask and I'll reveal my innermost dark secrets
Come closer and whisper them to me "My arms are open for cwtching, just lend me your ear | |||
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"I can see horny people
Wow that's freaky! I do too... Does that mean we're cursed with 'a second sight'?
No it means you're looking in your mirror
Oh yes! Shit! Scared myself then!
Lol if I were you I would really fancy myself
Haha got bored with myself years ago! I like to meet new faces!!
Do you need my address then? Depends on how far I have to travel "Oh maybe ask for the address of a hotel local to you? | |||
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"My lips are sealed! Did you confuse the lube and the super glue? I don't need lube. Was thinking that must be what happened with your hat though! "
I have no response. Bravo. | |||
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"So come and tell me your secrets... I promise not to tell
Just ask and I'll reveal my innermost dark secrets
Come closer and whisper them to me
My arms are open for cwtching, just lend me your ear "I love cwtches!! I'm there! | |||
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"I can see horny people
Wow that's freaky! I do too... Does that mean we're cursed with 'a second sight'?
No it means you're looking in your mirror
Oh yes! Shit! Scared myself then!
Lol if I were you I would really fancy myself
Haha got bored with myself years ago! I like to meet new faces!!
Do you need my address then? Depends on how far I have to travel
Oh maybe ask for the address of a hotel local to you?"Hahaha | |||
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"My lips are sealed! Did you confuse the lube and the super glue? I don't need lube. Was thinking that must be what happened with your hat though!
I have no response. Bravo. "You were zinged good hatter | |||
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"My lips are sealed! Did you confuse the lube and the super glue? I don't need lube. Was thinking that must be what happened with your hat though!
I have no response. Bravo.
You were zinged good hatter "I was, I hold my hands up to it. | |||
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"I can see horny people
Wow that's freaky! I do too... Does that mean we're cursed with 'a second sight'?
No it means you're looking in your mirror
Oh yes! Shit! Scared myself then!
Lol if I were you I would really fancy myself
Haha got bored with myself years ago! I like to meet new faces!!
Do you need my address then? Depends on how far I have to travel
Oh maybe ask for the address of a hotel local to you?
Hahaha "Oops I forgot you don't meet lol. And virtual dates you seem to disappear half way through the evening lol | |||
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"So come and tell me your secrets... I promise not to tell
Just ask and I'll reveal my innermost dark secrets
Come closer and whisper them to me
My arms are open for cwtching, just lend me your ear
I love cwtches!! I'm there! "Cwtches are the best, almost as good as sex
Snuggle into my arms and I'll reveal all | |||
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"My lips are sealed! Did you confuse the lube and the super glue? I don't need lube. Was thinking that must be what happened with your hat though!
I have no response. Bravo.
You were zinged good hatter
I was, I hold my hands up to it. "Still make the best tea though | |||
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"I can see horny people
Wow that's freaky! I do too... Does that mean we're cursed with 'a second sight'?
No it means you're looking in your mirror
Oh yes! Shit! Scared myself then!
Lol if I were you I would really fancy myself
Haha got bored with myself years ago! I like to meet new faces!!
Do you need my address then? Depends on how far I have to travel
Oh maybe ask for the address of a hotel local to you?
Hahaha
Oops I forgot you don't meet lol. And virtual dates you seem to disappear half way through the evening lol"I'm bad at messages, I know. I'm normally nosing on the forums! Haha. | |||
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"So come and tell me your secrets... I promise not to tell
Just ask and I'll reveal my innermost dark secrets
Come closer and whisper them to me
My arms are open for cwtching, just lend me your ear
I love cwtches!! I'm there!
Cwtches are the best, almost as good as sex
Snuggle into my arms and I'll reveal all "Snuggles coming up my dear! | |||
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"I can see horny people
Wow that's freaky! I do too... Does that mean we're cursed with 'a second sight'?
No it means you're looking in your mirror
Oh yes! Shit! Scared myself then!
Lol if I were you I would really fancy myself
Haha got bored with myself years ago! I like to meet new faces!!
Do you need my address then? Depends on how far I have to travel
Oh maybe ask for the address of a hotel local to you?
Hahaha
Oops I forgot you don't meet lol. And virtual dates you seem to disappear half way through the evening lol
I'm bad at messages, I know. I'm normally nosing on the forums! Haha. " | |||
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"Pssssst I gotta secret.. i wear glasses as it takes too long to put contacts in! *Halloween avatar coming soon.. As soon as I can learn how to put the bloody things in my eyes* "Hahaha so when your avatar pops up, a congratutions on a job well done is in order! | |||
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"I can see horny people
Wow that's freaky! I do too... Does that mean we're cursed with 'a second sight'?
No it means you're looking in your mirror
Oh yes! Shit! Scared myself then!
Lol if I were you I would really fancy myself
Haha got bored with myself years ago! I like to meet new faces!!
Do you need my address then? Depends on how far I have to travel
Oh maybe ask for the address of a hotel local to you?
Hahaha
Oops I forgot you don't meet lol. And virtual dates you seem to disappear half way through the evening lol
I'm bad at messages, I know. I'm normally nosing on the forums! Haha.
"You should just poke me on here. Say "check your messages" haha | |||
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"Don't tell anyone but I block people who have looked at me that are under 6ft "Leggy lady can I send you a cum tribute? You're very sexy xx | |||
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"I can see horny people
Wow that's freaky! I do too... Does that mean we're cursed with 'a second sight'?
No it means you're looking in your mirror
Oh yes! Shit! Scared myself then!
Lol if I were you I would really fancy myself
Haha got bored with myself years ago! I like to meet new faces!!
Do you need my address then? Depends on how far I have to travel
Oh maybe ask for the address of a hotel local to you?
Hahaha
Oops I forgot you don't meet lol. And virtual dates you seem to disappear half way through the evening lol
I'm bad at messages, I know. I'm normally nosing on the forums! Haha.
You should just poke me on here. Say "check your messages" haha "Check your messages lol and I would also love to poke you | |||
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"Don't tell anyone but I block people who have looked at me that are under 6ft "Oooh! That's a good one!!! | |||
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"I can see horny people
Wow that's freaky! I do too... Does that mean we're cursed with 'a second sight'?
No it means you're looking in your mirror
Oh yes! Shit! Scared myself then!
Lol if I were you I would really fancy myself
Haha got bored with myself years ago! I like to meet new faces!!
Do you need my address then? Depends on how far I have to travel
Oh maybe ask for the address of a hotel local to you?
Hahaha
Oops I forgot you don't meet lol. And virtual dates you seem to disappear half way through the evening lol
I'm bad at messages, I know. I'm normally nosing on the forums! Haha.
You should just poke me on here. Say "check your messages" haha
Check your messages lol and I would also love to poke you "I'm guessing that means I better check my messages! ... That was too easy! Surely your creative juices are better than that?? | |||
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"I can see horny people
Wow that's freaky! I do too... Does that mean we're cursed with 'a second sight'?
No it means you're looking in your mirror
Oh yes! Shit! Scared myself then!
Lol if I were you I would really fancy myself
Haha got bored with myself years ago! I like to meet new faces!!
Do you need my address then? Depends on how far I have to travel
Oh maybe ask for the address of a hotel local to you?
Hahaha
Oops I forgot you don't meet lol. And virtual dates you seem to disappear half way through the evening lol
I'm bad at messages, I know. I'm normally nosing on the forums! Haha.
You should just poke me on here. Say "check your messages" haha
Check your messages lol and I would also love to poke you
I'm guessing that means I better check my messages! ... That was too easy! Surely your creative juices are better than that?? "I can be very creative at getting my juices to flow if only you knew | |||
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"I can see horny people
Wow that's freaky! I do too... Does that mean we're cursed with 'a second sight'?
No it means you're looking in your mirror
Oh yes! Shit! Scared myself then!
Lol if I were you I would really fancy myself
Haha got bored with myself years ago! I like to meet new faces!!
Do you need my address then? Depends on how far I have to travel
Oh maybe ask for the address of a hotel local to you?
Hahaha
Oops I forgot you don't meet lol. And virtual dates you seem to disappear half way through the evening lol
I'm bad at messages, I know. I'm normally nosing on the forums! Haha.
You should just poke me on here. Say "check your messages" haha
Check your messages lol and I would also love to poke you
I'm guessing that means I better check my messages! ... That was too easy! Surely your creative juices are better than that??
I can be very creative at getting my juices to flow if only you knew "Is that another secret? | |||
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"I can see horny people
Wow that's freaky! I do too... Does that mean we're cursed with 'a second sight'?
No it means you're looking in your mirror
Oh yes! Shit! Scared myself then!
Lol if I were you I would really fancy myself
Haha got bored with myself years ago! I like to meet new faces!!
Do you need my address then? Depends on how far I have to travel
Oh maybe ask for the address of a hotel local to you?
Hahaha
Oops I forgot you don't meet lol. And virtual dates you seem to disappear half way through the evening lol
I'm bad at messages, I know. I'm normally nosing on the forums! Haha.
You should just poke me on here. Say "check your messages" haha
Check your messages lol and I would also love to poke you
I'm guessing that means I better check my messages! ... That was too easy! Surely your creative juices are better than that??
I can be very creative at getting my juices to flow if only you knew
Is that another secret? "It may be a secret for your eyes/ears only | |||
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"My old Norwegian caseworking partner, Magnus, used to say: "Two men can keep a secret if one of them is dead." He went mad. "What happened to the other one?  | |||
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"I've just had a good bang.....headbang that is. Xxx Not the best bang then! "Ohhh it was it felt so good. But I didn't go to hard at it like I usually do. I cleared the dance floor home now n tucked up in bed. The best thing about being tee total. I'll be bright eyed n bushy tailed tomorrow. Xxx | |||
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"Open book here "I do like dipping in and out of a good book lol | |||
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"My old Norwegian caseworking partner, Magnus, used to say: "Two men can keep a secret if one of them is dead." He went mad. "Hahaha | |||
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"Open book here
I do like dipping in and out of a good book lol"Well careful I'm a page turner | |||
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"My old Norwegian caseworking partner, Magnus, used to say: "Two men can keep a secret if one of them is dead." He went mad.
What happened to the other one?
"Of the original team, one went mad, one was fired, another was killed in a car crash... and then there's me | |||
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"I've just had a good bang.....headbang that is. Xxx Not the best bang then!
Ohhh it was it felt so good. But I didn't go to hard at it like I usually do. I cleared the dance floor home now n tucked up in bed. The best thing about being tee total. I'll be bright eyed n bushy tailed tomorrow. Xxx"That's definitely a bonus! The hangovers are hardly worth it anymore. Glad you had a good night! xxx | |||
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"My old Norwegian caseworking partner, Magnus, used to say: "Two men can keep a secret if one of them is dead." He went mad.
What happened to the other one?
Of the original team, one went mad, one was fired, another was killed in a car crash... and then there's me"I don't want to know your secret!!! I'm good!! | |||
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"Open book here
I do like dipping in and out of a good book lol
Well careful I'm a page turner "Oh really? But a good book to have in bed | |||
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"Open book here
I do like dipping in and out of a good book lol
Well careful I'm a page turner
Oh really? But a good book to have in bed "I have been known to put people to sleep | |||
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"Open book here
I do like dipping in and out of a good book lol
Well careful I'm a page turner
Oh really? But a good book to have in bed
I have been known to put people to sleep "I reckon you could keep people "up" all night | |||
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"Open book here
I do like dipping in and out of a good book lol
Well careful I'm a page turner
Oh really? But a good book to have in bed
I have been known to put people to sleep "I reckon you could keep people "up" all night | |||
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"Open book here
I do like dipping in and out of a good book lol
Well careful I'm a page turner
Oh really? But a good book to have in bed
I have been known to put people to sleep
I reckon you could keep people "up" all night " well I am chatty | |||
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"Open book here
I do like dipping in and out of a good book lol
Well careful I'm a page turner
Oh really? But a good book to have in bed
I have been known to put people to sleep
I reckon you could keep people "up" all night
well I am chatty"I love a chatty lady | |||
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"I can see horny people
Wow that's freaky! I do too... Does that mean we're cursed with 'a second sight'? "must be haha. | |||
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"So come and tell me your secrets... I promise not to tell "If a had a little secret I wouldn't want to share her, share it. | |||
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"So come and tell me your secrets... I promise not to tell
If a had a little secret I wouldn't want to share her, share it. "Hahaha good one | |||
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"It would make yer eyes water "Really... Come closer... | |||
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"It would make yer eyes water
Really... Come closer... "don't tell anyone though will yer ? X | |||
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"So come and tell me your secrets... I promise not to tell "I have drilled a hole in your bedroom wall. | |||
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"It would make yer eyes water
Really... Come closer... don't tell anyone though will yer ? X"Cross my heart | |||
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"So come and tell me your secrets... I promise not to tell
I have drilled a hole in your bedroom wall. "Hahaha ' looks around for holes' | |||
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"It would make yer eyes water
Really... Come closer... don't tell anyone though will yer ? X
Cross my heart "I will whisper | |||
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"It would make yer eyes water
Really... Come closer... don't tell anyone though will yer ? X
Cross my heart I will whisper "its rude to whisper | |||
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"It would make yer eyes water
Really... Come closer... don't tell anyone though will yer ? X
Cross my heart I will whisper its rude to whisper "I can be rude | |||
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"It would make yer eyes water
Really... Come closer... don't tell anyone though will yer ? X
Cross my heart I will whisper "You could shout and I still couldn't hear you | |||
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"It would make yer eyes water
Really... Come closer... don't tell anyone though will yer ? X
Cross my heart I will whisper
You could shout and I still couldn't hear you "oh yeah . I best keep it secret then | |||
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"It would make yer eyes water
Really... Come closer... don't tell anyone though will yer ? X
Cross my heart I will whisper its rude to whisper I can be rude "dare ya | |||
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"It would make yer eyes water
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Cross my heart I will whisper its rude to whisper I can be rude dare ya "perv | |||
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