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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Right now.. I ( cali) have friction blisters on my toes from gripping them into the bed while I was on top...

They are rather sore...

So whats been your funniest

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By *lackXealMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Or sex sent me to A & E

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was much younger a boyfriend pulled back more than he meant to when fucking me from behind . His dick slipped out but he didn't have time to correct/stop his thrusting motion and slammed it into my ass . Cue me walking like John Wayne and unable to sit down comfortably for the rest of the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Broke my bed midway through sex! Cut my foot and collected 12 stitches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Many years ago I was being fucked doggy on a carpet that was made of sandpaper I'm sure, anyway resulted in stabbed over knees and feet, with questions of what I'd done now the scars are still there, but faded loads.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Many years ago I was being fucked doggy on a carpet that was made of sandpaper I'm sure, anyway resulted in stabbed over knees and feet, with questions of what I'd done now the scars are still there, but faded loads. "

Scabbed

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By *lackXealMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Well I didn't want to say this but I drowned someone in my spunk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I didn't want to say this but I drowned someone in my spunk "

Murder isn't funny

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By *light returnMan
over a year ago

Northampton

I worked with a guy who had his cock snapped in half as his missus was riding him too hard!

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By *eisurepleasureMan
over a year ago

belfast

I broke my wrist in moon city club paris

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Related only.

I'm not good at shaving.

But I'm good at peeling potatoes. You get the idea!

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow


"Many years ago I was being fucked doggy on a carpet that was made of sandpaper I'm sure, anyway resulted in stabbed over knees and feet, with questions of what I'd done now the scars are still there, but faded loads. "

I done that in the corridor of cupids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only thing i have broken is the bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only thing i have broken is the bed "

That's all I've done too. Hang on, your not my ex are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only thing i have broken is the bed

That's all I've done too. Hang on, your not my ex are you?"

Hope not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only thing i have broken is the bed

That's all I've done too. Hang on, your not my ex are you?

Hope not "

Not sure if that's a good thing or bad!

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

Blisters on my back and ass from too much sex in a club on a plastic bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Friction burns on my cock. We were having a quicky down alley. She pulled her lace panties to one side to let me in, but as the action got more intense she let go. So the fabric was rubbing against my cock with every stroke. And it was too good, so i didn't stop. I was sore and even had a blister for over a week

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Groin strain

Why do some guys try and push your legs open that far during oral? Resulted in a punch for him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing apart from a few bite marks when I made the lady laugh at the wrong time

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

Dislocated my jaw during an "eyepopper"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

While my partner and i played with a weternberg wheel, stopped using it put it down, then 20mins later turned over and sat on it, was impaled by 3 of the spikes and stood up, it was was hanging from my left buttock

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