FabSwingers.com forum: Superinjunctions

By * times sexy OP Couple
over a year ago

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I caught my son wanking in ghis bedroom tghis morning over a porn mag. I cant tell his mum now cos hes taken out a superinjunction and cant be named.

maybe i could out him on twitter but scared i may get nicked. Whats a dad to do lol

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Tell him how to avoid being caught.

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By * times sexy OP Couple
over a year ago

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well its the second time ive caught him. last time i caught him I said " wanking makes u blind son" he said "Im over here dad" lol

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

You need to sit him down and tell him about wank mops, plastic bags with baby oil and how to stop spunk clogging up the shower plug hole.

It's your duty as a father.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"to stop spunk clogging up the shower plug hole.

It's your duty as a father.

urghhh if it does that to the shower imagine what its doing to my insides... im never swallowing again

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"to stop spunk clogging up the shower plug hole.

It's your duty as a father.

urghhh if it does that to the shower imagine what its doing to my insides... im never swallowing again

Well I would hope you don't swallow half a ton of hair and bum fluff like the plughole does as well.

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

You need to knock before entering!

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By * times sexy OP Couple
over a year ago

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entering what ?? oh you mean his room lol

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

I have had to take out a superinjunction myself to stop the details of the orgy I had with "girls aloud" getting up...

ooops....damn!!!!!..

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By * times sexy OP Couple
over a year ago

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seriously though it was a satirical comment on "Superinjunctions" the good thing is that its killed of all those stupid tarts "sleep with a footballer and "get rich quick" kiss and tell games

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have had to take out a superinjunction myself to stop the details of the orgy I had with "girls aloud" getting up...

ooops....damn!!!!!..

You said you would keep it quite!!!!

Mind you after that orgy they should be called "girls loud"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it was a BDSM mag I would not spank him (sorry...old ones the best)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"seriously though it was a satirical comment on "Superinjunctions" the good thing is that its killed of all those stupid tarts "sleep with a footballer and "get rich quick" kiss and tell games"

I could careless about the stupid tarts, it's the MPs and judges etc getting up to no good that I'd be interested in. They will be getting up to all sorts with impunity now.

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By * times sexy OP Couple
over a year ago

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"seriously though it was a satirical comment on "Superinjunctions" the good thing is that its killed of all those stupid tarts "sleep with a footballer and "get rich quick" kiss and tell games

I could careless about the stupid tarts, it's the MPs and judges etc getting up to no good that I'd be interested in. They will be getting up to all sorts with impunity now. "
yes i agree but it takes 2 (or in some cases 3) to tango.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"seriously though it was a satirical comment on "Superinjunctions" the good thing is that its killed of all those stupid tarts "sleep with a footballer and "get rich quick" kiss and tell games

I could careless about the stupid tarts, it's the MPs and judges etc getting up to no good that I'd be interested in. They will be getting up to all sorts with impunity now. "

I bet there's one strapped on your kitchen table now Sassy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some celebs will be disappointed - no longer can they boast through the papers that they " can do it 5 times a night"

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By * times sexy OP Couple
over a year ago

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poor little imogen ,,crying cos she cant sell her story,,, shame

maybe we could have fabinjunctions lol

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

i cant possibly tell you about the celebrity currently chained in my cellar,

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

"entering what ?? oh you mean his room lol"

yes, said knock not lick and spank!

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"poor little imogen ,,crying cos she cant sell her story,,, shame

maybe we could have fabinjunctions lol"

actually on this occasion if you knew the lead up to this.... you might feel slightly different...

the original "superinjuction" was taken out by "married footballer" against the newspaper because they found out that he was having an affair ...

then the superinjuction was changed where they could not mention his name... but they could mention hers!! that is how she ended up in this..... actually she was outed by a newspaper... not the other way round!!

as opposed to the helen wood/ wayne rooney / "married actor" case... where she was the one to go to the newspapers.... and "married actor" then got a superinjunction so that he could not be named.........

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

anyway.... i have another superinjunction out so not allowed to tell the story of when i was 16 and met up with the "dagenham girl pipers"......

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By *aravancoupleMan
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

"I caught my son wanking in ghis bedroom tghis morning over a porn mag. I cant tell his mum now cos hes taken out a superinjunction and cant be named.

maybe i could out him on twitter but scared i may get nicked. Whats a dad to do lol "

You cant tell his mum cos it was your porn mag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"poor little imogen ,,crying cos she cant sell her story,,, shame

maybe we could have fabinjunctions lol"
just show you money cant get you love but superinjunction its a mad world x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" how to stop spunk clogging up the shower plug hole.

ooo-er... that's some cottage cheese you're spitting out there!!

Mine's like dirty dishwater minus the bubbles!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

A proper parent would show him the intersting sites on the internet.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

A proper parent would show him the intersting sites on the internet. "

How did you find them?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

A proper parent would show him the intersting sites on the internet.

How did you find them? "

Excellent.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

A proper parent would show him the intersting sites on the internet.

How did you find them?

Excellent. "

what have you been taking today... you are in fine form...

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By * times sexy OP Couple
over a year ago

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"I caught my son wanking in ghis bedroom tghis morning over a porn mag. I cant tell his mum now cos hes taken out a superinjunction and cant be named.

maybe i could out him on twitter but scared i may get nicked. Whats a dad to do lol

You cant tell his mum cos it was your porn mag

yes and even worse it was my missus in readers wives and i didnt even take the pictuer lol

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