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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This might sound petty and diagusting but I would like to know your opinion.

Had a meet tonight and the meet decided to suck me, to which then she spewed on me what was Chilli Dorito's. She then laughed at me and once I was cleaned up she tried again to which she bit me to hell and laughed while she had a gob full of dick.

Which annoyed me. Do you think I am being stupid or would it annoy you.

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

Did you cum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This might sound petty and diagusting but I would like to know your opinion.

Which annoyed me. Do you think I am being stupid or would it annoy you.

was it someone off here?

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By *ymph84Woman
over a year ago

durham

I have a terrible gag reflex and I have been sick from giving someone a blow job before. It's usually swiftly followed by me leaving feeling very embarrassed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, she did kinda like, throw up over your todger. I'd be a little turned off if someone spewed chilli heatwave doritos over my fella

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I didn't get chance to cum and no it wasn't luckily

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

"I didn't get chance to cum and no it wasn't luckily"

In that case I'd ask for a refund

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well these things are likely to happen if you meet women who are extremely d*unk!

Or was she stone cold sober n it was sucking your cock that made her spew up?

Look on the bright side,at least she didn't shite on you while bouncing up n down in the cowgirl position...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just needed to rant

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well these things are likely to happen if you meet women who are extremely d*unk!

Or was she stone cold sober n it was sucking your cock that made her spew up?

Look on the bright side,at least she didn't shite on you while bouncing up n down in the cowgirl position...

She had drank a full bottle of wine before she met me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well these things are likely to happen if you meet women who are extremely d*unk!

Or was she stone cold sober n it was sucking your cock that made her spew up?

Look on the bright side,at least she didn't shite on you while bouncing up n down in the cowgirl position...

She had drank a full bottle of wine before she met me."

Sure they weren't Tangy Cheese Doritos lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

..... That is all

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Nope it was a strong smell of chilli lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your fault for having sex with a d*unk.

Use your brain, not your dick.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I will next time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well these things are likely to happen if you meet women who are extremely d*unk!

Or was she stone cold sober n it was sucking your cock that made her spew up?

Look on the bright side,at least she didn't shite on you while bouncing up n down in the cowgirl position...

She had drank a full bottle of wine before she met me."

Just one bottle! Haha

You should only meet women who can handle their drink n keep their Doritos down.

You should have rubbed her face in it then gave her a bogwash while grabbing her by the hair telling her it's so she doesn't get sick on it....like a proper classy gentleman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well these things are likely to happen if you meet women who are extremely d*unk!

Or was she stone cold sober n it was sucking your cock that made her spew up?

Look on the bright side,at least she didn't shite on you while bouncing up n down in the cowgirl position...

She had drank a full bottle of wine before she met me.

Just one bottle! Haha

You should only meet women who can handle their drink n keep their Doritos down.

You should have rubbed her face in it then gave her a bogwash while grabbing her by the hair telling her it's so she doesn't get sick on it....like a proper classy gentleman

I feel sorry for the woman who vomits on you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has she asked you for a verification yet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Nope she just laughed at me as I left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is why I don't eat before sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has she asked you for a verification yet?

'She's real, likes a drink, has a crazy gag reflex, and a penchant for chilli doritos... Do not pass this one by, especially if you are into one of the three P's'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mmmm lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well these things are likely to happen if you meet women who are extremely d*unk!

Or was she stone cold sober n it was sucking your cock that made her spew up?

Look on the bright side,at least she didn't shite on you while bouncing up n down in the cowgirl position...

She had drank a full bottle of wine before she met me.

Just one bottle! Haha

You should only meet women who can handle their drink n keep their Doritos down.

You should have rubbed her face in it then gave her a bogwash while grabbing her by the hair telling her it's so she doesn't get sick on it....like a proper classy gentleman

I feel sorry for the woman who vomits on you!

As well you should!

I doubt it'll ever happen though as I'm not into getting it on with lasses that are a d*unken mess...total passion killer that!

I'm no angel though n I've had my share of wild d*unken sex....the main difference being we remained in control of our bodily functions!

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By *aylor99Man
over a year ago

leeds

I would have been sick all over her hair on purpose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi 5 fella.

How you got hard after a woman threw up on your cock is a mystery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry Op but i'm nearly wetting myself laughing here

note to yourself don't meet d*unken women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I didn't get chance to cum and no it wasn't luckily

In that case I'd ask for a refund "

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By *plpxp2Couple
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"She then laughed at me and once I was cleaned up she tried again

I think the mood would have been killed dead, wouldn't have gone on for another try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eeeeeeeeeewwwwww!

Classy story mate!

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By *0sKidMan
over a year ago

Newport

"Eeeeeeeeeewwwwww!

Classy story mate!

Hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is the funniest thing I've read in ages

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Amusing reading OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Doritos?

Communicate during a meet, as well as before.

And throw skank out, if they're not respectful etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has she asked you for a verification yet?

'She's real, likes a drink, has a crazy gag reflex, and a penchant for chilli doritos... Do not pass this one by, especially if you are into one of the three P's'

Now there's a 4th P.....Puking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that's put me off Dorito's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This might sound petty and diagusting but I would like to know your opinion.

Which annoyed me. Do you think I am being stupid or would it annoy you.

Nooooooooo she must of been having a lovely time

... right emojee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've done that from deep throating as my gag reflex is strong so I'll give fair warning now. Don't do it until the Doritos have settled in your stomach is fhe answer.

Never use teeth on a Cock though, but maybe she was pissed off.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

So you won't be meeting her again then I take it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well these things are likely to happen if you meet women who are extremely d*unk!

Or was she stone cold sober n it was sucking your cock that made her spew up?

Look on the bright side,at least she didn't shite on you while bouncing up n down in the cowgirl position...

She had drank a full bottle of wine before she met me."

Maybe she was nervous?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Well these things are likely to happen if you meet women who are extremely d*unk!

Or was she stone cold sober n it was sucking your cock that made her spew up?

Look on the bright side,at least she didn't shite on you while bouncing up n down in the cowgirl position...

She had drank a full bottle of wine before she met me."

Ding ding ding ding ding!!! We have a winner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So you won't be meeting her again then I take it

Don't be ridiculous, even ladies can make mistakes. She wasn't well, give her the benefit of the doubt

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"She then laughed at me and once I was cleaned up she tried again

I think the mood would have been killed dead, wouldn't have gone on for another try

I threw up on someone once but it went mainly on me. Luckily we had met loads before and he saw the funny side of it so he was laid there waiting for me after I cleaned myself up.

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By *accaMan
over a year ago

leicester

Could have been worse, could have been kebab with red hot chilli sauce coming out!!!

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"So you won't be meeting her again then I take it

Don't be ridiculous, even ladies can make mistakes. She wasn't well, give her the benefit of the doubt

Well no I wouldn't be well after downing a bottle of wine either

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Men, H has done it on me once, but more through is testing ourselves in a face fucking, tears rolling situation..

Note I said once, not something we are into, the sick that is, the face fucking is FINE!!!

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"Your fault for having sex with a d*unk.

Use your brain, not your dick."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You had a meet

She sucked your cock

She brought food

.....definitely a keeper!

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"You had a meet

She sucked your cock

She brought food

.....definitely a keeper!"

Lol, saved 5p on the carrier bag too! Deffo a keeper

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By *3HornyMan
over a year ago

Bedford

Gives a new meaning to double dipping ??

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