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By *orwegian Blue OP Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

My plans for tomorrow have fallen through...

Any suggestions?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strictly is on

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Watch Strictly and then thee and me can go trick or treating early.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chinese and a film.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pot noodle and a wank?

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Venture oop north - we're a proper horny lot

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By *orwegian Blue OP Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Thanks.. So far oop Norf is the outright best suggestion.. It don't involve strictly or pot noodles..

But it does involve crossing the Watford gap.. Not sure me injections are up to date.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks.. So far oop Norf is the outright best suggestion.. It don't involve strictly or pot noodles..

But it does involve crossing the Watford gap.. Not sure me injections are up to date.

Whilst you are there you can watch strictly ... simples

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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Thanks.. So far oop Norf is the outright best suggestion.. It don't involve strictly or pot noodles..

But it does involve crossing the Watford gap.. Not sure me injections are up to date.

Ya big Jessie! lol

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By *orwegian Blue OP Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"Thanks.. So far oop Norf is the outright best suggestion.. It don't involve strictly or pot noodles..

But it does involve crossing the Watford gap.. Not sure me injections are up to date.

Whilst you are there you can watch strictly ... simples

Noooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

Wow.. Didn't know they had TV's oop Norf..

I will take five pence with me for the elastic trickery meter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks.. So far oop Norf is the outright best suggestion.. It don't involve strictly or pot noodles..

But it does involve crossing the Watford gap.. Not sure me injections are up to date.

be adventurous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks.. So far oop Norf is the outright best suggestion.. It don't involve strictly or pot noodles..

But it does involve crossing the Watford gap.. Not sure me injections are up to date.

Whilst you are there you can watch strictly ... simples

Noooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

Wow.. Didn't know they had TV's oop Norf..

I will take five pence with me for the elastic trickery meter

Naaaaa you will need more than five pence

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By *orwegian Blue OP Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"Thanks.. So far oop Norf is the outright best suggestion.. It don't involve strictly or pot noodles..

But it does involve crossing the Watford gap.. Not sure me injections are up to date.

be adventurous

Being adventurous for an east Londoner is going suff of tha walta at this time a'nite..

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Thanks.. So far oop Norf is the outright best suggestion.. It don't involve strictly or pot noodles..

But it does involve crossing the Watford gap.. Not sure me injections are up to date.

be adventurous

Being adventurous for an east Londoner is going suff of tha walta at this time a'nite.."

Too right, it is. Pfft, you won't even risk Strictly and then being on the right side of the River for a trick or treat with me.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Good weather to be outdoors - some walking, painting or sketching and taking in some fresh air would stimulate

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By *orwegian Blue OP Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"Thanks.. So far oop Norf is the outright best suggestion.. It don't involve strictly or pot noodles..

But it does involve crossing the Watford gap.. Not sure me injections are up to date.

be adventurous

Being adventurous for an east Londoner is going suff of tha walta at this time a'nite..

Too right, it is. Pfft, you won't even risk Strictly and then being on the right side of the River for a trick or treat with me.

I would take a chance of being on the wrong side of the Thames.. Even if the suffside is fulla deviants, houses of Ill repute, criminal types and wronguns...

But watching strictly... That's just a lambeth step too far me ol china..

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Come to the Black Country

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By *orwegian Blue OP Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"Come to the Black Country

Only come to the Black Country.. What to do when I arrive?

And grey peas.. They sound kinda..erm.. Tasty??

Tell ya what, I'll swap some of my jellied eels for your grey peas and bacon..

How's that for a swap..

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Pot noodle and a wank?"

What flavour?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Come to the Black Country

Only come to the Black Country.. What to do when I arrive?

And grey peas.. They sound kinda..erm.. Tasty??

Tell ya what, I'll swap some of my jellied eels for your grey peas and bacon..

How's that for a swap..

Oh how this Londoner misses Pie, mash and liquor

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By *orwegian Blue OP Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"Pot noodle and a wank?

What flavour?"

It's bloody wank flavour...

What other flavours do pot noodles come in!!

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By *orwegian Blue OP Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"Come to the Black Country

Only come to the Black Country.. What to do when I arrive?

And grey peas.. They sound kinda..erm.. Tasty??

Tell ya what, I'll swap some of my jellied eels for your grey peas and bacon..

How's that for a swap..

Oh how this Londoner misses Pie, mash and liquor

I'll pop down to the Boleyn and pick up some pie, mash and stewed eels before I set off for the dark lands..

Two pies with pepper and vinegar on top I assume?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Come to the Black Country

Only come to the Black Country.. What to do when I arrive?

And grey peas.. They sound kinda..erm.. Tasty??

Tell ya what, I'll swap some of my jellied eels for your grey peas and bacon..

How's that for a swap..

Oh how this Londoner misses Pie, mash and liquor

I'll pop down to the Boleyn and pick up some pie, mash and stewed eels before I set off for the dark lands..

Two pies with pepper and vinegar on top I assume? "

Yum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My plans for tomorrow have fallen through...

Any suggestions?"

Pub quiz.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come to the Black Country

Only come to the Black Country.. What to do when I arrive?

And grey peas.. They sound kinda..erm.. Tasty??

Tell ya what, I'll swap some of my jellied eels for your grey peas and bacon..

How's that for a swap..

Oh how this Londoner misses Pie, mash and liquor

I'm up for that if he not

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By *orwegian Blue OP Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"My plans for tomorrow have fallen through...

Any suggestions?

Pub quiz. "

Dysnomia..recalling people's names is a bit of a struggle..

Quiz masters don't tend to accept thingmy bob or that bloke with a quiff and a tash as a correct answer..

Too bloody picky if you ask me.. Bastards..

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Go and see a band. If not, get a big bag of expensive crisps, galaxy choc and drink. Watch a few films.

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

Wank With a pot noodle?

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By *iver2015Woman
over a year ago

middlesbrough

"Pot noodle and a wank?"

This actually is a pretty good way to spend an hour.

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By *onhorMan
over a year ago

here

"Wank With a pot noodle?"

But don't forget to let it stand for at least five minutes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wank With a pot noodle?"

might make it taste better lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wank With a pot noodle?"

Sounds painful...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wank With a pot noodle?

Sounds painful...

try explaining that one at a&e

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By *orwegian Blue OP Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"Wank With a pot noodle?

Sounds painful...

try explaining that one at a&e

You've gotta let it cool down first..

Spend some time getting to know it, treat it to a nice sachet of soy sauce.. Caress it's sexy shape and gently lift it's lid..

Some people.. Just no style at all..

Just in and out, and wiping their tallywhacker on the curtains on the way out..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scuba diving

Kite flying

Horse riding

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Pot noodle and a wank?

What flavour?

It's bloody wank flavour...

What other flavours do pot noodles come in!!"

Depends who comes in the pot noodle surely?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pot noodle and a wank?

What flavour?

It's bloody wank flavour...

What other flavours do pot noodles come in!!

Depends who comes in the pot noodle surely?"

Just had the pot noodle...who will listen to me wank and cum! !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wank With a pot noodle?

But don't forget to let it stand for at least five minutes.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Pot noodle and a wank?

What flavour?

It's bloody wank flavour...

What other flavours do pot noodles come in!!

Depends who comes in the pot noodle surely?

Just had the pot noodle...who will listen to me wank and cum! !"

Hope it wasn't a Bombay bad boy. Ouch

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By *orwegian Blue OP Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"Scuba diving

Kite flying

Horse riding

Too late to sort out any dives today..

Kite surfing I definitely gotta try, see them quite often near where I work..one for next year that..

Horse riding.. Bloody horses hate me.. Even the most sedate ol nag turns into a bucking bronco as soonish I'm straddled it..

Decided to pop into the city and grab something to eat and go and sit by the Thames..

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By *orwegian Blue OP Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Bollox.. Didn't read that property...Bloody auto carrot

Soon as not soonish..

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