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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

The lemon ........

It's still at the bottom of my glass. ....

Q: Do I have to keep drinking G and T till the lemon is gone ?

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

"The lemon ........

It's still at the bottom of my glass. ....

Q: Do I have to keep drinking G and T till the lemon is gone ?"

Keep adding gin until the lemon is dissolved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well duh yes!!!!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"The lemon ........

It's still at the bottom of my glass. ....

Q: Do I have to keep drinking G and T till the lemon is gone ?

Keep adding gin until the lemon is dissolved

That's what I was t hinking....... waste of good lemon innit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can't waste a good lemon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The lemon ........

It's still at the bottom of my glass. ....

Q: Do I have to keep drinking G and T till the lemon is gone ?

Keep adding gin until the lemon is dissolved

That's what I was t hinking....... waste of good lemon innit "

That's what I said.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you can't see the lemon anymore is the time to consider stopping

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

That lemon was taking up space that gin could have occupied.

The only punishment is to drown it.

Have you got any gin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex mother in law always looked like she was sucking on a lemon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get rid of the lemon. An object displaces it's own volume. Therefore you are not getting as much gin in the glass as you could. Same goes for ice. Or use a bigger glass to compensate for said displacement.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"That lemon was taking up space that gin could have occupied.

The only punishment is to drown it.

Have you got any gin?"

That's what I call forgin ahead with the thinkin..... geddit?

I'll fish the lemon out ......

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Get rid of the lemon. An object displaces it's own volume. Therefore you are not getting as much gin in the glass as you could. Same goes for ice. Or use a bigger glass to compensate for said displacement."

how about a bin ? Should I swap the glass for a bin ?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Suck the lemon - you don't want to waste any gin sticking to it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how about a bin ? Should I swap the glass for a bin ?"

Bins are good. Need a big straw though.

But not longer than 1 metre.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

hm hmmmmm I got a hoover hose ........

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Dis place full of d*unks.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

or a hose pipe then you wont have to leave your arm chair

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"hm hmmmmm I got a hoover hose ........"

No hose allowed on Fab, unless they're off duty.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"hm hmmmmm I got a hoover hose ........

No hose allowed on Fab, unless they're off duty.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

how about a bin ? Should I swap the glass for a bin ?"

Why not use a spare gin bottle? There's bound to be one around somewhere, try under the sink...*cough*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"or a hose pipe then you wont have to leave your arm chair "

You would have to make sure you were below the level of the surface of the gin. Which, after a binfull, you probably would be

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By *wo of us 1971Couple
over a year ago

Northampton

Someone told me that cucumber is nice in gin. That's 3 things I now know what to use a cucumber for

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"or a hose pipe then you wont have to leave your arm chair

You would have to make sure you were below the level of the surface of the gin. Which, after a binfull, you probably would be

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Then in that case Granny should have a hunky male to look after her in case she stumbles on the mat

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

how about a bin ? Should I swap the glass for a bin ?

Why not use a spare gin bottle? There's bound to be one around somewhere, try under the sink...*cough*"

Spare ? Spare gin ........ ??? Not seen those two words together before. Amazing concept but it'll never catch on

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"or a hose pipe then you wont have to leave your arm chair

You would have to make sure you were below the level of the surface of the gin. Which, after a binfull, you probably would be

Then in that case Granny should have a hunky male to look after her in case she stumbles on the mat

He doesn't have to be hunky. He just has to be able to unlock doors with his feet. ( ask me why )

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"or a hose pipe then you wont have to leave your arm chair

You would have to make sure you were below the level of the surface of the gin. Which, after a binfull, you probably would be

Then in that case Granny should have a hunky male to look after her in case she stumbles on the mat

He doesn't have to be hunky. He just has to be able to unlock doors with his feet. ( ask me why ) "
Why granny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone told me that cucumber is nice in gin. That's 3 things I now know what to use a cucumber for

Cucumber with Hendricks.

Lime with Bombay Sapphire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

@Granny

Suck on that lemon slice before discarding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As the song goes

Squeeze my lemon till the juice runs down my leg

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Answer: What the hell were you doing drinking Gin in the first place ffs woman

Come and enjoy a glass of vino with me

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"or a hose pipe then you wont have to leave your arm chair

You would have to make sure you were below the level of the surface of the gin. Which, after a binfull, you probably would be

Then in that case Granny should have a hunky male to look after her in case she stumbles on the mat

He doesn't have to be hunky. He just has to be able to unlock doors with his feet. ( ask me why ) Why granny "

Cos he'll be carrying a bin of gin stoopid........

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Someone told me that cucumber is nice in gin. That's 3 things I now know what to use a cucumber for

Cucumber with Hendricks.

Lime with Bombay Sapphire."

Hendricks ? Isn't that a malty bedtime treat

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"or a hose pipe then you wont have to leave your arm chair

You would have to make sure you were below the level of the surface of the gin. Which, after a binfull, you probably would be

Then in that case Granny should have a hunky male to look after her in case she stumbles on the mat

He doesn't have to be hunky. He just has to be able to unlock doors with his feet. ( ask me why ) Why granny

Cos he'll be carrying a bin of gin stoopid........"
doh silly me thought he would be carrying you

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Someone told me that cucumber is nice in gin. That's 3 things I now know what to use a cucumber for

Cucumber with Hendricks.

Lime with Bombay Sapphire.

Hendricks ? Isn't that a malty bedtime treat "
Thats horlicks

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Answer: What the hell were you doing drinking Gin in the first place ffs woman

Come and enjoy a glass of vino with me

Nah...... I love red wine ( Good red wine) One always carries a wide selection of red and white but one wanted a long cold refreshing drink that wouldnt get one d*unk.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Someone told me that cucumber is nice in gin. That's 3 things I now know what to use a cucumber for

Cucumber with Hendricks.

Lime with Bombay Sapphire.

Hendricks ? Isn't that a malty bedtime treat Thats horlicks "

No. Horlicks played lead guitar with Thin Lizzy

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Someone told me that cucumber is nice in gin. That's 3 things I now know what to use a cucumber for

Cucumber with Hendricks.

Lime with Bombay Sapphire.

Hendricks ? Isn't that a malty bedtime treat Thats horlicks "

Nah, that's when 2 prostitutes assume the 69 position

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Someone told me that cucumber is nice in gin. That's 3 things I now know what to use a cucumber for

Cucumber with Hendricks.

Lime with Bombay Sapphire.

Hendricks ? Isn't that a malty bedtime treat Thats horlicks

No. Horlicks played lead guitar with Thin Lizzy"

Phil Lynott still owes me a pint the bastard

*shakes fist angrily

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Someone told me that cucumber is nice in gin. That's 3 things I now know what to use a cucumber for

Cucumber with Hendricks.

Lime with Bombay Sapphire.

Hendricks ? Isn't that a malty bedtime treat Thats horlicks

No. Horlicks played lead guitar with Thin Lizzy

Phil Lynott still owes me a pint the bastard

*shakes fist angrily

Uhmmmmmmmmm you'll be waiting a while for that

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"or a hose pipe then you wont have to leave your arm chair

You would have to make sure you were below the level of the surface of the gin. Which, after a binfull, you probably would be

Then in that case Granny should have a hunky male to look after her in case she stumbles on the mat

He doesn't have to be hunky. He just has to be able to unlock doors with his feet. ( ask me why ) Why granny

Cos he'll be carrying a bin of gin stoopid........doh silly me thought he would be carrying you "

Only one arm needed for that...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Answer: What the hell were you doing drinking Gin in the first place ffs woman

Come and enjoy a glass of vino with me

Nah...... I love red wine ( Good red wine) One always carries a wide selection of red and white but one wanted a long cold refreshing drink that wouldnt get one d*unk. "

One thinks someone has tipped into tipsy.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Someone told me that cucumber is nice in gin. That's 3 things I now know what to use a cucumber for

You can put them in salad apparently too

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Someone told me that cucumber is nice in gin. That's 3 things I now know what to use a cucumber for

You can put them in salad apparently too

I like them in little sandwiches.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Someone told me that cucumber is nice in gin. That's 3 things I now know what to use a cucumber for

You can put them in salad apparently too

I like them in little sandwiches.

I don't think so...... sucking gin through buttered wholemeal could be noisy.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Someone told me that cucumber is nice in gin. That's 3 things I now know what to use a cucumber for

You can put them in salad apparently too

I like them in little sandwiches.

I don't think so...... sucking gin through buttered wholemeal could be noisy."

It's a brioche, dear. Look up Gin and Tonic Bread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only stop when I can't see the bottom of the glass!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I only stop when I can't see the bottom of the glass!

I only stop when I can only see the floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I only stop when I can't see the bottom of the glass!

I only stop when I can only see the floor

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"The lemon ........

It's still at the bottom of my glass. ....

Q: Do I have to keep drinking G and T till the lemon is gone ?"

That's not a lemon,that's a Dover sole.

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