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By *hyllyphylly OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

A recent survey by yougov, some 74% of people confessed to at least one so-called micro-crime.

:: Paid someone cash-in-hand knowing so it costs less, knowing they won't pay tax - 43%

:: Illegally streamed TV programmes, films or music - 28%

:: Illegally downloaded TV programmes, films or music - 25%

:: Avoided paying for a fare on public transport - 24%

:: Said your food order was to take away rather than eat-in because it's cheaper - 22%

:: Lied about your age/situation to get a cheaper deal - 19%

:: Taken a plastic bag at a supermarket without paying for it - 17%

:: Lied about your child's age to get a cheaper deal - 16%

:: Refilled your drink without paying extra - 16%

:: Eaten loose fruit / pick n' mix at a shop without paying for it - 12%

:: Put a product through a self-service till for less than it should actually cost - 9%

Have you done any on or off the list?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loads! None on the list though :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, maybe few from the list too

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I haven't done anything on that list.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, stole a biro from work once.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I haven't done anything on that list. "

Me neither

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I haven't

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

One of them - but I prefer macro-crimes

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By *iver2015Woman
over a year ago

middlesbrough

If you've done a few are you then a major criminal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes ...done a few off the list ...i am a micro criminal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a good guy i dont do any of that

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford


"If you've done a few are you then a major criminal?

"

I have just found out I am a major criminal!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've done 6 of them

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I've done 6 of them "

Six! You're a one person crime wave.

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By *ooking for bbwsCouple
over a year ago

secret garden chilling, always something to do in the garden


"I've done 6 of them "

don't think as many as 6 but av done different things not on list but don't think u could really remember them all...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've done 6 of them

Six! You're a one person crime wave. "

maybe I should be ashamed.... But I'm not

I've only done one recently and that was not pay for fare on public transport. We were in Blackpool and there wasn't a ticket machine and no one to collect tickets so we could pay, so I didn't do it intentionally, it wasn't premeditated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking hell according to that I should be a mob boss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fucking hell according to that I should be a mob boss "

Thank you for coming along, you're my saving grace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't done any of those. I should be sainted or something.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fucking hell according to that I should be a mob boss

Thank you for coming along, you're my saving grace "

The one about self service tills...

I was buying booze for a house party one night, bought a pack of 12 koppaberg ( the ones that are supposed to be broken down)

Only charged me for one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually the other day I bought a tiny pumpkin carving knife set which was a quid, scanned it and the red light came on the self serve, I'd already put it in my basket and the next thing that was in my hand which I was about to scan was the 12 quid pack of Venus razor blades. The woman came over and took the security seal off my razors and put them in my basket. I didn't say anything

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By *hyllyphylly OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I couldn't do anything naughty on a self service till. I would get all nervous and such

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op. do you work for the inland rev?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Done most of the stuff on the list,only a few weeks ago I scanned 30 odd quids worth of shopping through the self service till n it 'Malfunctioned' just as I was about to pay.

I looked about for a staff member to assist me but none were to be seen so I just picked up my shopping n waltzed out...great things those help yourself service tills!

More a common criminal than a micro criminal

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"One of them - but I prefer macro-crimes "

They are more fun

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Top three, nothing else... I'm like half a saint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of them ...

xx

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I feel sad.....

None of them.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"I feel sad.....

None of them. "

I just cleaned your windows. You can give me a tenner instead of a cheque if it makes you feel better.

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Ok I will come quietly I confess to 4 crimes on the list but wish to put in a plea of mitigating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've done 4 of them, plus a few not on the list. I'm obviously a very bad lady.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"I've done 4 of them, plus a few not on the list. I'm obviously a very bad lady."

More proof is required.

Don't blame me, it's the habeus corpus crowd....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmm

1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7

Well, shit.

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire


"Actually the other day I bought a tiny pumpkin carving knife set which was a quid, scanned it and the red light came on the self serve, I'd already put it in my basket and the next thing that was in my hand which I was about to scan was the 12 quid pack of Venus razor blades. The woman came over and took the security seal off my razors and put them in my basket. I didn't say anything "

I'd have done the same as you if I'm being honest as the price of decent blades is ridiculous

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

It's a funny list. I picked up 2p yesterday and put it into a charity collection though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had sex with a man in 1999 in the senior rates mess at rnas yeovilton. I was in the navy at the time and sex with men was illegal.

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By *Devil77Man
over a year ago

West Midlands

shit!

do i win points for admitting doing the whole list!

(hangs head in shame)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A recent survey by yougov, some 74% of people confessed to at least one so-called micro-crime.

:: Paid someone cash-in-hand knowing so it costs less, knowing they won't pay tax - 43%

:: Illegally streamed TV programmes, films or music - 28%

:: Illegally downloaded TV programmes, films or music - 25%

:: Avoided paying for a fare on public transport - 24%

:: Said your food order was to take away rather than eat-in because it's cheaper - 22%

:: Lied about your age/situation to get a cheaper deal - 19%

:: Taken a plastic bag at a supermarket without paying for it - 17%

:: Lied about your child's age to get a cheaper deal - 16%

:: Refilled your drink without paying extra - 16%

:: Eaten loose fruit / pick n' mix at a shop without paying for it - 12%

:: Put a product through a self-service till for less than it should actually cost - 9%

Have you done any on or off the list?"

Weighed organic packaged bananas (£2.09) as plain ordinary bananas (87p) at Tesco

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Totally a microcrim lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ummmmm......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, I'm a smooth criminal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No, I'm a smooth criminal"

How's Annie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No, I'm a smooth criminal

How's Annie?"

Is she okay?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No, I'm a smooth criminal

How's Annie?

Is she okay?"

Is she okay? Annie?

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

Helping yourself to a strawberry milkbottle at the pin n mix doesn't even count as stealing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None of those.

I'm pure as the driven snow.

Open to offers of corruption though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"None of those.

I'm pure as the driven snow.

Open to offers of corruption though "

That's a crazy Avatar!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"None of those.

I'm pure as the driven snow.

Open to offers of corruption though

That's a crazy Avatar! "

I know - surprised it got through

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why isn't racketeering, extortion, and and running a house of ill repute on the list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One of them - but I prefer macro-crimes "

Easier on the gut...

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

All but one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Helping yourself to a strawberry milkbottle at the pin n mix doesn't even count as stealing."

i think it does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Actually the other day I bought a tiny pumpkin carving knife set which was a quid, scanned it and the red light came on the self serve, I'd already put it in my basket and the next thing that was in my hand which I was about to scan was the 12 quid pack of Venus razor blades. The woman came over and took the security seal off my razors and put them in my basket. I didn't say anything "
lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forgive me father for I have streamed....... Do I get extra forgiveness for the fact what I streamed was awful, truely awful, it was almost punishment for streaming...I am off course taking about utd games

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By *edylogosMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton


"A recent survey by yougov, some 74% of people confessed to at least one so-called micro-crime.

:: Paid someone cash-in-hand knowing so it costs less, knowing they won't pay tax - 43%

:: Illegally streamed TV programmes, films or music - 28%

:: Illegally downloaded TV programmes, films or music - 25%

:: Avoided paying for a fare on public transport - 24%

:: Said your food order was to take away rather than eat-in because it's cheaper - 22%

:: Lied about your age/situation to get a cheaper deal - 19%

:: Taken a plastic bag at a supermarket without paying for it - 17%

:: Lied about your child's age to get a cheaper deal - 16%

:: Refilled your drink without paying extra - 16%

:: Eaten loose fruit / pick n' mix at a shop without paying for it - 12%

:: Put a product through a self-service till for less than it should actually cost - 9%

Have you done any on or off the list?"

Literally done the entire list and more

Oh well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've done 4. One of them as many times as I can get away with

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Ive done most of them and i feel no shame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I haven't done anything on that list. "

Me neither.

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