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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Thank fuck it's Friday

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By *iver2015Woman
over a year ago

middlesbrough

I have a bottle of barefoot in the fridge. Peep show on in the background and a few sexy people to chat to.

Happy Friday everyone xx

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I have a bottle of barefoot in the fridge. Peep show on in the background and a few sexy people to chat to.

Happy Friday everyone xx "

Nice

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I have a vodka...it's nearly empty!

You just can't get the staff these days

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I have a vodka...it's nearly empty!

You just can't get the staff these days

Get it yourself lazy arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a horrendous day, so treated all to tea out (including large g&ts for me )...

Also got a bottle of red on standby

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I have a vodka...it's nearly empty!

You just can't get the staff these days

Get it yourself lazy arse

See this is why I don't do these threads because your customer service skills are very much like mine!

Non existent

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting

Neither of us can drink!!! So weak tea, milk with 1 for him & a strong black coffee for me please lovely xx

JG x

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Neither of us can drink!!! So weak tea, milk with 1 for him & a strong black coffee for me please lovely xx

JG x"

Coming up

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By *arteeneWoman
over a year ago

aylesbury

Happy Friday everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

IPA please Cheeky

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By *arteeneWoman
over a year ago

aylesbury

Nice white wine for me please

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Please can I have a hot toddy and some paracetamol? I've got a cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going out for dinner with a lovely couple tonight, can I have a glass of dry white please? I've also got my skeleton dress on, happy Friday halloween!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sipping a rather large captain Morgans spiced with ginger beer, loads of ice and lime whilst laying in a hot bath after a hellishly long day at work. And I think I shall be pouring another when I get out

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Sipping a rather large captain Morgans spiced with ginger beer, loads of ice and lime whilst laying in a hot bath after a hellishly long day at work. And I think I shall be pouring another when I get out

Can you pour me one also

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Going out for dinner with a lovely couple tonight, can I have a glass of dry white please? I've also got my skeleton dress on, happy Friday halloween!"

Happy Halloween lovely and here you go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you pour me one also

Go on then. I've learned to share

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a glass of Prosecco with a side of penis please...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squashed Frog please.

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

A couple of Bloody Mary's please, feeling a bit Devilish this weekend.

Tar Mush!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ice cold Prosecco please...the undead can still be classy right?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Decaff latte would be good

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Had to get my own vodka....

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Had to get my own vodka...."

You are hardly a guest any more lol

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"A couple of Bloody Mary's please, feeling a bit Devilish this weekend.

Tar Mush! "

Coming up

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Can I have a glass of Prosecco with a side of penis please..."

Of course you can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Latte please shooting tomorrow don't forget choccy biccies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive seen some stuff in my time but ive just watched Madonna live on facebook belt out Like a Virgin and Like a Prayer.. she had all the moved and everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've drank a bottle of rose, now in for round 2 with the paddle, mr SnT doesn't like me tickling him! I'm a mischievous sub sometimes

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting

"Neither of us can drink!!! So weak tea, milk with 1 for him & a strong black coffee for me please lovely xx

JG x

Coming up

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You're a gem xx

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Ive seen some stuff in my time but ive just watched Madonna live on facebook belt out Like a Virgin and Like a Prayer.. she had all the moved and everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still clinging onto summer with a Pinot Grigio Blush please Miss CC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thank fuck it's Friday

Omg yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to lick a hubblebubbletoilntrubble fanny on the beach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive seen some stuff in my time but ive just watched Madonna live on facebook belt out Like a Virgin and Like a Prayer.. she had all the moved and everything

was brilliant! That beats the Obi in a bath moment lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can have a Mojitoooooooh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More gin and tonic ice cream please! I'm addicted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can have a Mojitoooooooh?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can have a Mojitoooooooh?

Firstly; mines bigger

Secondly; Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery

(and yes you were the first man in history to take a photo of a pumpkin in front of your cock; kudos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can have a Mojitoooooooh?

yours were testicals.. his is a pumpkin

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury

Navy rum please lovely. Straight x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can have a Mojitoooooooh?

Firstly; mines bigger

Secondly; Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery

(and yes you were the first man in history to take a photo of a pumpkin in front of your cock; kudos

In fairness. It wasn't a pumpkin. It was my balls with glowing bits added.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can have a Mojitoooooooh?

yours were testicals.. his is a pumpkin"

This lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can have a Mojitoooooooh?

yours were testicals.. his is a pumpkin

This lol"

i prefer the cut off cock picture lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red wine for me please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can have a Mojitoooooooh?

Firstly; mines bigger

Secondly; Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery

(and yes you were the first man in history to take a photo of a pumpkin in front of your cock; kudos

)

In fairness. It wasn't a pumpkin. It was my balls with glowing bits added.

Your balls have eyes? (is that a film?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can have a Mojitoooooooh?

yours were testicals.. his is a pumpkin

This lol

i prefer the cut off cock picture lol

I never appreciate the pubes growing back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can have a Mojitoooooooh?

Firstly; mines bigger

Secondly; Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery

(and yes you were the first man in history to take a photo of a pumpkin in front of your cock; kudos

)

In fairness. It wasn't a pumpkin. It was my balls with glowing bits added.

Your balls have eyes? (is that a film?)"

It'd beat the ghostbusters remake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your balls have eyes? (is that a film?)"

His cock had gonzo ones lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your balls have eyes? (is that a film?)

His cock had gonzo ones lol "

I was trying to be subtle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your balls have eyes? (is that a film?)

His cock had gonzo ones lol "

This shit just got real!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a Kick In The Balls please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have a Kick In The Balls please

I'm NOT doing that in the next one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have a Kick In The Balls please

I'm NOT doing that in the next one

If an effort to be original; I may do that....

on second thoughts....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have a Kick In The Balls please

I'm NOT doing that in the next one

If an effort to be original; I may do that....

on second thoughts...."

If you've got the balls to do it

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

"Red wine for me please x"

Can I join you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have a Kick In The Balls please

I'm NOT doing that in the next one

If an effort to be original; I may do that....

on second thoughts....

If you've got the balls to do it

Quick question before I insult this rather large gentleman who I have requestioned for said kicking... "mungo... down"; do I have to paint my balls orange first?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Vodka lemon and lime please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im sooo confused by the avatars.. lol

im changing to kinky butler then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have a Kick In The Balls please

I'm NOT doing that in the next one

If an effort to be original; I may do that....

on second thoughts....

If you've got the balls to do it

It's quite simple 2 Shots of Tequila and 2 of JD and your balls fly off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Red wine for me please x

Can I join you?

"
grab a glass xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Red wine for me please x

Can I join you?

grab a glass xx"

jane i'll have a white one.. cheers luv

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

"Red wine for me please x

Can I join you?

grab a glass xx"

Got one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What made you think I painted them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What made you think I painted them?

oh......ohhhhhhhhh...

okay then...

Cab for Pauly90?

"that will be mine"

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

"Red wine for me please x

Can I join you?

grab a glass xx

jane i'll have a white one.. cheers luv

Someone get this lovely lady a white one please? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahem... taps window.. any news on that IPA?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ahem... taps window.. any news on that IPA?

While you're at it, check on my wine please

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

"Ahem... taps window.. any news on that IPA?

How about a pint of Billabong? Beautiful light beer from Tiny rebel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Red wine for me please x

Can I join you?

grab a glass xx

jane i'll have a white one.. cheers luv

"
No probs Giles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Red wine for me please x

Can I join you?

grab a glass xx

Got one.

"
small or large

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Sorry Tosh is head bar man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry Tosh is head bar man

Is Madonna still at your party :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry Tosh is head bar man

"
Whoop does this mean I need my pinny on

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Sorry Tosh is head bar man

Is Madonna still at your party :D "

Madonna has left the building!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry Tosh is head bar man

Is Madonna still at your party :D

Madonna has left the building! "

honestly bushy ive not laughed like that in ages.. was ace. Thanks for filming

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Sorry Tosh is head bar man

Is Madonna still at your party :D "

Hahaha she is

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over a year ago

"Sorry Tosh is head bar man

Is Madonna still at your party :D

Hahaha she is

need some cone tits haha

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

"Red wine for me please x

Can I join you?

grab a glass xx

Got one.

small or large

Large please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ahem... taps window.. any news on that IPA?

While you're at it, check on my wine please

Let's head for LLnLs place....

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I may open my own bar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"im sooo confused by the avatars.. lol

im changing to kinky butler then

That one freaks me out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ahem... taps window.. any news on that IPA?

How about a pint of Billabong? Beautiful light beer from Tiny rebel. "

I was up in North Wales recently and enjoyed some local brews!!

There was also one called Cwtch from Tiny Rebel that I really enjoyed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I may open my own bar.

What's your speciality??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got any decent gin?

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Jack D and ginger for me please but I probably shouldnt at work lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jack D and ginger for me please but I probably shouldnt at work lol."

Sainsbury's have it for sale at £20 for a 1 litre bottle'.J D that is'.

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