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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How are you going to go...

Up in smoke ?

Hole in the ground?

Ern on the mantelpiece ?

Scattered to the wind ?

other?

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
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over a year ago

My Own Little World

According to my husband I'm going under the patio

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"According to my husband I'm going under the patio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought I might get buried in a bodyfarm or one of those natural burial plots located in a meadow or something.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hole I the ground. Already bought and paid for.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I thought I might get buried in a bodyfarm or one of those natural burial plots located in a meadow or something."

Awwww I like that idea,,,

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I would like a sky burial, that is exposed on a hill top for the carrion to take

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hole I the ground. Already bought and paid for.

XX"

Got to admire the forward planning

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
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over a year ago

My Own Little World

"According to my husband I'm going under the patio

I also heard him muttering something about a pig farm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How are you going to go...

Up in smoke ?

Hole in the ground?

Ern on the mantelpiece ?

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other?

In the recycling bin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How are you going to go...

Up in smoke ?

Hole in the ground?

Ern on the mantelpiece ?

Scattered to the wind ?

other?

Going to fly myself up to 10000 feet point the nose to the ground and gun it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would like a sky burial, that is exposed on a hill top for the carrion to take"

Awesome suggestion....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boiled in a cauldron and eaten by cannibals

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How are you going to go...

Up in smoke ?

Hole in the ground?

Ern on the mantelpiece ?

Scattered to the wind ?

other?

Going to fly myself up to 10000 feet point the nose to the ground and gun it

I hope you've risk accessed the landing area...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Boiled in a cauldron and eaten by cannibals

That's quite a philanthropic gesture...

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By *oneeMan
over a year ago

bath

Up in smoke for me, then ashes taken to my ex wife's house and scattered all over the carpets right into the edges, this would me he having to hoover them up which would really piss her off as she is a iazy cow who hated housework, one of the reasons I left her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How are you going to go...

Up in smoke ?

Hole in the ground?

Ern on the mantelpiece ?

Scattered to the wind ?

other?

I'm going out in a gunfight, foiling an armed bank raid.

I will be feted as a hero, statues will be put up in my memory.

Grandparents will tell their grandchildren tales of my derring-do.

Folk singers will sing songs about my heroism.

Childen will christened with my name.

I've over thought this haven't I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boiled in a cauldron and eaten by cannibals

That's quite a philanthropic gesture...

Plenty of meat for a small tribe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How are you going to go...

Up in smoke ?

Hole in the ground?

Ern on the mantelpiece ?

Scattered to the wind ?

other?

In the recycling bin"

So what would be your preferred option once recycled ..?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How are you going to go...

Up in smoke ?

Hole in the ground?

Ern on the mantelpiece ?

Scattered to the wind ?

other?

I'm going out in a gunfight, foiling an armed bank raid.

I will be feted as a hero, statues will be put up in my memory.

Grandparents will tell their grandchildren tales of my derring-do.

Folk singers will sing songs about my heroism.

Childen will christened with my name.

I've over thought this haven't I?

Well you have thought it through,,,,

But what about the disposal of your mortal remains ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Up in smoke for me, then ashes taken to my ex wife's house and scattered all over the carpets right into the edges, this would me he having to hoover them up which would really piss her off as she is a iazy cow who hated housework, one of the reasons I left her."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Up in smoke to the tune of....

Ellie Goulding......... Burn.

Nah honestly.....

To the tune of

The Timewarp no one's leaving in tears n unhappy.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually don't want to think about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Viking style would be my choice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Viking style would be my choice."

Pure class.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like to think i would be scattered somewhere

But never really thought about it to be honest with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Up in smoke to Tutti Fruti by Little Richard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cremated and my ashes buried with my mum and dad.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would like to think i would be scattered somewhere

But never really thought about it to be honest with you

It's the last hurrah ...

I don't want mine left to someone else ,,,, I mean imagine the humiliation of it being a drab affair .....

It would be so un tranny-like , I'd never live it down...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How are you going to go...

Up in smoke ?

Hole in the ground?

Ern on the mantelpiece ?

Scattered to the wind ?

other?

In the recycling bin

So what would be your preferred option once recycled ..?

That the dustbin men don't refuse to pick me up, another 2 weeks in there could get smelly

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Body left to medical science, not like I need it.

And a fucking great fancy dress party with a personal message from me to be played, along with really cheesy party songs and songs that will make people roll their eyes and cringe

I want to be remembered for the fun that I bring to people's lives.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How are you going to go...

Up in smoke ?

Hole in the ground?

Ern on the mantelpiece ?

Scattered to the wind ?

other?

In the recycling bin

So what would be your preferred option once recycled ..?

That the dustbin men don't refuse to pick me up, another 2 weeks in there could get smelly"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Body left to medical science, not like I need it.

And a fucking great fancy dress party with a personal message from me to be played, along with really cheesy party songs and songs that will make people roll their eyes and cringe

I want to be remembered for the fun that I bring to people's lives."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Viking funeral pyre in my yacht

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Viking funeral pyre in my yacht "

Is your yacht fiberglass?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would like to think i would be scattered somewhere

But never really thought about it to be honest with you

It's the last hurrah ...

I don't want mine left to someone else ,,,, I mean imagine the humiliation of it being a drab affair .....

It would be so un tranny-like , I'd never live it down...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cremated, ashes put into a firework and spread far and wide over the unsuspecting voyeurs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cremated, ashes put into a firework and spread far and wide over the unsuspecting voyeurs

A touch of the Hunter S. Thompson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How are you going to go...

Up in smoke ?

Hole in the ground?

Ern on the mantelpiece ?

Scattered to the wind ?

other?

I'm an organ donor so given them permission to harvest my organs if they are any use! And then I want to be cremated and scattered in a lavender meadow or field.

On a side note did you know you can get your ashes put inside a dildo now? So you can now have a part of your loved one inside you even when they die

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scotty really did have his ashes beamed up. I like that idea but couldn't afford it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How are you going to go...

Up in smoke ?

Hole in the ground?

Ern on the mantelpiece ?

Scattered to the wind ?

other?

I'm an organ donor so given them permission to harvest my organs if they are any use! And then I want to be cremated and scattered in a lavender meadow or field.

On a side note did you know you can get your ashes put inside a dildo now? So you can now have a part of your loved one inside you even when they die

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How are you going to go...

Up in smoke ?

Hole in the ground?

Ern on the mantelpiece ?

Scattered to the wind ?

other?

I'm going out in a gunfight, foiling an armed bank raid.

I will be feted as a hero, statues will be put up in my memory.

Grandparents will tell their grandchildren tales of my derring-do.

Folk singers will sing songs about my heroism.

Childen will christened with my name.

I've over thought this haven't I?

Well you have thought it through,,,,

But what about the disposal of your mortal remains ?

I'll be embalmed, mummified and displayed in the British museum as an example of true heroism and the moral fibre that made this country great.

Obvs really....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Scotty really did have his ashes beamed up. I like that idea but couldn't afford it.

I think I read somewhere a company has affordable plans use special balloons which take ashes as near space as possible before releasing them into the ether,,,,

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

Cremated and my ashes scattered in the sand dunes in Gran Canaria. Then all the voyeurs and single guys looking for action can wank and piss over me to their hearts content

xxxxxx suzi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Donated to science to be cut up and used for research

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How are you going to go...

Up in smoke ?

Hole in the ground?

Ern on the mantelpiece ?

Scattered to the wind ?

other?

I'm going out in a gunfight, foiling an armed bank raid.

I will be feted as a hero, statues will be put up in my memory.

Grandparents will tell their grandchildren tales of my derring-do.

Folk singers will sing songs about my heroism.

Childen will christened with my name.

I've over thought this haven't I?

Well you have thought it through,,,,

But what about the disposal of your mortal remains ?

I'll be embalmed, mummified and displayed in the British museum as an example of true heroism and the moral fibre that made this country great.

Obvs really....

When you consider it against all the other options its the only which makes practical sense...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cremated and my ashes scattered in the sand dunes in Gran Canaria. Then all the voyeurs and single guys looking for action can wank and piss over me to their hearts content

xxxxxx suzi"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Donated to science to be cut up and used for research"

The risk with that method is the trainee doctors give you a new name......and it could be something really camp...

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I want to be made into a tree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scotty really did have his ashes beamed up. I like that idea but couldn't afford it.

I think I read somewhere a company has affordable plans use special balloons which take ashes as near space as possible before releasing them into the ether,,,,

That sounds amazing thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to be made into a tree "

I'm not 100% sure, but don't trees grow?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Scotty really did have his ashes beamed up. I like that idea but couldn't afford it.

I think I read somewhere a company has affordable plans use special balloons which take ashes as near space as possible before releasing them into the ether,,,,

That sounds amazing thanks.

I think the process is called Stratospheric Scattering...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be stuffed and sat in the corner so the dogs can sit on my lap.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I want to be made into a tree "

That sounds good...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll be stuffed and sat in the corner so the dogs can sit on my lap."

Yikes, I never saw that one coming...

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

Up in Flames vikings style....last chance to have a smoking hot body xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Up in Flames vikings style....last chance to have a smoking hot body xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To medical science, job done for free.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Viking funeral pyre in my yacht

Is your yacht fiberglass?

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yes but plenty of wood and stuff that will burn below decks and take me to Davey jones

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

At one time ( years ago ) I never thought about death and didn't care how I went.

Years later I understood and feared death and wished for a service where thousands thronged and demonstrated the enormous loss to the universe in endless tears, words and stories.

Many years later I understand and simply view death as part of life. It holds no fears for me.

I care not - who attends the dead carcass that is left behind. Why should I ? I won't be there.

I care how i spend the one or two decades I have left. I care for those who attend my carcass while i'm alive.

I want my ending to hold no burden for others to shoulder.

Just leave me intact on land , sea or sky and let me become the earth that nourishes ungrateful, unknowing, generations.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

shit.....

'attend my carcass' makes me sound like a geriatric dependent........

I'm alive and able .........ta x

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Up in smoke and thrown in the sea.... love travel!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cheapest way possible with as little fuss

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By *itzhallMan
over a year ago

birchington

My kids have been instructed that after I'm cremated to put ashes into plastic bags and tie them to fireworks and set them off..... my last big bang! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh come on, you actually think k I'm going to die?

I intend to live forever, constantly filling the fab forums with my inane comments

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

I want a Viking funeral pyre in the field out the back of the house, preferably lit one winter morning in the mist..

Can't see it happening somehow.

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

If they'll have me, donate to medical science.

Pop the remains in a cardboard box, burn me, stick the ashes wherever you like

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By *KMaxMan
over a year ago

Bristol

I'm not. I like it so much I've decided to stay.

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

i have no idea.. but really that's going to be someone else's problem not mine..

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

Spare parts for me

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

I honestly don't care what happens to my body and have always told people when asked to stick me in a bin bag and dump me somewhere....although of medical science has a use for a used and abused body then that's fine with me too....

...other than that want people to have fun, get d*unk and have a damned good time by way of a funeral....they don't even have to talk about me!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How are you going to go...

Up in smoke ?

Hole in the ground?

Ern on the mantelpiece ?

Scattered to the wind ?

other?

I'm going out in a gunfight, foiling an armed bank raid.

I will be feted as a hero, statues will be put up in my memory.

Grandparents will tell their grandchildren tales of my derring-do.

Folk singers will sing songs about my heroism.

Childen will christened with my name.

I've over thought this haven't I?

Well you have thought it through,,,,

But what about the disposal of your mortal remains ?

I'll be embalmed, mummified and displayed in the British museum as an example of true heroism and the moral fibre that made this country great.

Obvs really....

When you consider it against all the other options its the only which makes practical sense...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hopefully I'll expire under a very dear friend. Remains wise, cremation, with the ashes cast in resin, as a bookend. Engraved "at least I'm bloody useful now!"..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strip me for parts, burn the rest, sing hymns and have a kick ass buffet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really don't mind what happens to my remains. Whatever is the least hassle for my nearest and dearest, or the most eco-friendly option.

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By *enny79TV/TS
over a year ago

chesterfield

Eaten by a great white in a wedding dress mmmmmm

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

according to the Guardian two days ago.... burial mounds are on the way back .....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Medical science for the body. A small ceremony (all the songs chosen) for the rite of passage.

My Dad has just changed his plan and wants to be put in the car he's been working on for the last few years and buried in his back yard. As he's going to outlive me it will be someone else's problem.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"according to the Guardian two days ago.... burial mounds are on the way back ..... "

There is that lovely barrow in Wiltshire.

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By *enny79TV/TS
over a year ago

chesterfield

"Strip me for parts, burn the rest, sing hymns and have a kick ass buffet."

Can I get dibs on ur bum breasts and lips plz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worm food !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to be buried and I'll send a message to everybody saying....

"I have moved. New address: cemetery. I'm looking forward to visitors."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Immortality is a bitch

DILLIGAF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cremated here - i will name a few places to scatter ashes and the kids will do the honours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eaten by a great white in a wedding dress mmmmmm "

Where would a great white get a wedding dress?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Strip me for parts, burn the rest, sing hymns and have a kick ass buffet.

Can I get dibs on ur bum breasts and lips plz"

Sure

I can't vouch for what they'll look like by then...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah stripped, seared and scattered

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Medical research or body farm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like Tina Titz to write and read my eulogy ....

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Don't care really, whatever is cheapest.

I would happily just get buried in the back garden, but don't think that would be allowed

Nita

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like a cat gone never to be found again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to be cremated and scattered over snowdonia, same as my mum was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like a cat gone never to be found again"

Aww

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By *enny79TV/TS
over a year ago

chesterfield

"Eaten by a great white in a wedding dress mmmmmm

Where would a great white get a wedding dress?

They buy them with shells in the sea shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eaten by a great white in a wedding dress mmmmmm

Where would a great white get a wedding dress?

They buy them with shells in the sea shop "

Thank you, I'll sleep better now I know x

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By *elma and ShaggyCouple
over a year ago

Bedworth

I really don't care, I won't be around to know anything about it

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