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By *ath_Neil_bifun OP   Couple
over a year ago

near cardiff

"Day off feeling horny,parked up with cock out"

I love reading them, and although that made me giggle, and the wife looked at me with a wtf look on her face someone somewhere has hopefully read that and thought mmmmmm sexy....

Any other classics you remember that made you giggle or spew up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a daily basis I have to endure

- the menstrual cycle of a group of ladies (I call them the west Devon cycling club)

- two warring couples (been going on for months!)

And the occasional "fill my cunt"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had enough of this place, thinking of leaving"....... ok then.

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By *andaCouple
over a year ago

co down

Thanks for a great night....... You know who you are!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Had enough of this place, thinking of leaving"....... ok then. "

Three day's later....back for more, did you miss me

Barely had time to spot you had left sweetie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks for a great night....... You know who you are!!!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Had enough of this place, thinking of leaving"....... ok then.

Three day's later....back for more, did you miss me

Barely had time to spot you had left sweetie!"

This.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks for a great night....... You know who you are!!!!!"

which always makes me think, did they then block the person so they can't text or pm them and thank them? Lamp post pisser... and blocked (my block list is full of lamp post pissers... I'm just a jealous guy )

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"In a hotel bored"

From a fitty bifem 20 miles away

At 3am during the week when H is sparko..Strange how they never post them earlier saying "I'm gonna be bored later, cum FCK me"..

Weird huh

S

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

I like cryptic ones lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm leaving this site shortly?

just fuck off now??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks for a great night....... You know who you are!!!!!"

See that one makes me giggle. At my age I have to think 'do they mean me?' Then I remember it was knitting class last night....so unless it was my spectacular casting off I breathe a sigh of relief.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In bed naked and horny, come and fuck me xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need a good seeing to...that one makes me cringe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"who wants to come around and suck me?"

I'm sure they get a queue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would love to find a squirter"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On a daily basis I have to endure

- the menstrual cycle of a group of ladies (I call them the west Devon cycling club)

- two warring couples (been going on for months!)

And the occasional "fill my cunt" "

I've just changed our location to spectate this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"another time waster, this site is shite"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Parked up in my big lorry. Who fancies it!!

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"Parked up in my big lorry. Who fancies it!!"

What make is it?

S

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By *andaCouple
over a year ago

co down

There's a particularly desperate couple over here whose veri summary show their last meet was 2 years ago. Their typical Friday and Saturday updates go like this:

8pm: a couple looking to meet today. No single males or time wasters. Face pic essential.

10pm: a couple looking to meet today. Will accommodate or can go dogging

11pm: who wants to shag the missus. She's ready and waiting right now.

12am: seriously does nobody want to f**k us tonight. This site is a f***ing joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My cock is aching tonight, need sucked"

"Hungover horn!"

"Anyone want to suck my cock? Anyone? It's clean"

"In Tesco's carpark NOW"

You get the gist....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need my cock sucking by a dirty slut....sure the queue is endless for the job..not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find they're usually private jokes that are really a plea for attention from those not in on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 28/10/16 12:43:57]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""My cock is aching tonight, need sucked"

"Hungover horn!"

"Anyone want to suck my cock? Anyone? It's clean"

"In Tesco's carpark NOW"

Ha ha I saw similar for B and Q car park perhaps it's the one behind Tesco Express and he moves from one to another on a good noght lol.

You get the gist...."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a particularly desperate couple over here whose veri summary show their last meet was 2 years ago. Their typical Friday and Saturday updates go like this:

8pm: a couple looking to meet today. No single males or time wasters. Face pic essential.

10pm: a couple looking to meet today. Will accommodate or can go dogging

11pm: who wants to shag the missus. She's ready and waiting right now.

12am: seriously does nobody want to f**k us tonight. This site is a f***ing joke

Aww don't.... as a single guy you put up a meet today and sit back patiently... you see the couples with meet request for the day and wait patiently... you have a premptive shower around 7pm (I mean you never know right?) Then you write it off as a no go and open the wine; at around the third glass (say 10.30) the message comes... "fuck my missus"... except now I can't drive, I won't get there till midnight if I could and I've had a meet today up since 9am!

Apparently she is now so pissed she will even fuck me! "

Me and my spelling! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a particularly desperate couple over here whose veri summary show their last meet was 2 years ago. Their typical Friday and Saturday updates go like this:

8pm: a couple looking to meet today. No single males or time wasters. Face pic essential.

10pm: a couple looking to meet today. Will accommodate or can go dogging

11pm: who wants to shag the missus. She's ready and waiting right now.

12am: seriously does nobody want to f**k us tonight. This site is a f***ing joke

Aww don't.... as a single guy you put up a meet today and sit back patiently... you see the couples with meet request for the day and wait patiently... you have a premptive shower around 7pm (I mean you never know right?) Then you write it off as a no go and open the wine; at around the third glass (say 10.30) the message comes... "fuck my missus"... except now I can't drive, I won't get there till midnight if I could and I've had a meet today up since 9am!

Apparently she is now so pissed she will even fuck me!

Me and my spelling! x"

ha ha ha love it,i wonder how many single guys like us have put up a meet and got to the point and thought fuck it,it,s wine time,then get a message ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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ha ha ha love it,i wonder how many single guys like us have put up a meet and got to the point and thought fuck it,it,s wine time,then get a message ha ha

"

Don't...and then you get accused of being married because you don't want to drive around at 11pm after a few wines.... and block

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
Forum Mod
over a year ago

My Own Little World

Bored, who wants to suck my cock.

Full balls, who wants to empty them.

Site is full of timewasters I'm leaving. (still here months later).

Got a hotel room, who to fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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ha ha ha love it,i wonder how many single guys like us have put up a meet and got to the point and thought fuck it,it,s wine time,then get a message ha ha

Don't...and then you get accused of being married because you don't want to drive around at 11pm after a few wines.... and block"

very true,very true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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ha ha ha love it,i wonder how many single guys like us have put up a meet and got to the point and thought fuck it,it,s wine time,then get a message ha ha

Don't...and then you get accused of being married because you don't want to drive around at 11pm after a few wines.... and block

very true,very true

"

Hard life ain't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My mans alone at home while I'm at work, who's gonna go meet him?"

Hmmmmm

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