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By *ushroom7 OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

The Telephone Preference Service.

I rung the fookers up this afternoon, asked them too make sure no-one rings me before 10.30 am each day.

Said it wasn't their remit. Twunts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you really call them and ask them to do that?

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"

The Telephone Preference Service.

I rung the fookers up this afternoon, asked them too make sure no-one rings me before 10.30 am each day.

Said it wasn't their remit. Twunts. "

PMSL

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"

The Telephone Preference Service.

I rung the fookers up this afternoon, asked them too make sure no-one rings me before 10.30 am each day.

Said it wasn't their remit. Twunts. "

I love it when they (commercial calls) ring you and you say your number is ex directory... they hang up very quickly...

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"

The Telephone Preference Service.

I rung the fookers up this afternoon, asked them too make sure no-one rings me before 10.30 am each day.

Said it wasn't their remit. Twunts. "

LMFAO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not sure if it is the same thing but a company foned me one day and asked if we wanted a conservatory, i said i would love one and they replied great will send someone out to see you and asked for our address ... told him we stayed in a top floor flat and he hung up rather quickly lol ...i wonder why...

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth


"not sure if it is the same thing but a company foned me one day and asked if we wanted a conservatory, i said i would love one and they replied great will send someone out to see you and asked for our address ... told him we stayed in a top floor flat and he hung up rather quickly lol ...i wonder why... "

when FSM gets calls from cold callers .. i just tell them hes a little tied up at the moment .. hang on i'll go see if he can talk.. then take the phone to the bed room.. grab my crop and smack it on the bed shouting.." you maggot.. theres a call for you... are you gonna bend over so i can fuck your arse while you talk to them" they always seem to hang up... dont know why????

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"not sure if it is the same thing but a company foned me one day and asked if we wanted a conservatory, i said i would love one and they replied great will send someone out to see you and asked for our address ... told him we stayed in a top floor flat and he hung up rather quickly lol ...i wonder why...

when FSM gets calls from cold callers .. i just tell them hes a little tied up at the moment .. hang on i'll go see if he can talk.. then take the phone to the bed room.. grab my crop and smack it on the bed shouting.." you maggot.. theres a call for you... are you gonna bend over so i can fuck your arse while you talk to them" they always seem to hang up... dont know why????

"

love it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"not sure if it is the same thing but a company foned me one day and asked if we wanted a conservatory, i said i would love one and they replied great will send someone out to see you and asked for our address ... told him we stayed in a top floor flat and he hung up rather quickly lol ...i wonder why...

when FSM gets calls from cold callers .. i just tell them hes a little tied up at the moment .. hang on i'll go see if he can talk.. then take the phone to the bed room.. grab my crop and smack it on the bed shouting.." you maggot.. theres a call for you... are you gonna bend over so i can fuck your arse while you talk to them" they always seem to hang up... dont know why????

love it lol "
+1

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth


"not sure if it is the same thing but a company foned me one day and asked if we wanted a conservatory, i said i would love one and they replied great will send someone out to see you and asked for our address ... told him we stayed in a top floor flat and he hung up rather quickly lol ...i wonder why...

when FSM gets calls from cold callers .. i just tell them hes a little tied up at the moment .. hang on i'll go see if he can talk.. then take the phone to the bed room.. grab my crop and smack it on the bed shouting.." you maggot.. theres a call for you... are you gonna bend over so i can fuck your arse while you talk to them" they always seem to hang up... dont know why????

love it lol +1"

only cos you want it to be you PP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What gives you that idea

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth


"What gives you that idea "

ummm no idea... lol .. ... anyways off to bed. fsm is waiting for me... hes a little tied up at the moment./

night all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What gives you that idea

ummm no idea... lol .. ... anyways off to bed. fsm is waiting for me... hes a little tied up at the moment./

night all. "
be gentle with him

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