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"I'll send Alice if ya like, she's a right tart "Who the f*ck is Alice?  | |||
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"Does he live next door to her?" Nah, he lives dahn in the Smokie  | |||
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"don't give a fuck who Alice is! I say bring her! lol " You might be waiting 24 years  | |||
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"don't give a fuck who Alice is! I say bring her! lol " okay ace....bring her out! 
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"don't give a fuck who Alice is! I say bring her! lol okay ace....bring her out!
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"don't give a fuck who Alice is! I say bring her! lol okay ace....bring her out!
Sorted sistah "I kinda wish you loved closer to the op now
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"don't give a fuck who Alice is! I say bring her! lol okay ace....bring her out!
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I kinda wish you loved closer to the op now
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"I'll send Alice if ya like, she's a right tart "Why tho fook is alice  | |||
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"don't give a fuck who Alice is! I say bring her! lol okay ace....bring her out!
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I kinda wish you loved closer to the op now
lived*"So does Alice, she's gagging for it | |||
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"don't give a fuck who Alice is! I say bring her! lol okay ace....bring her out!
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I kinda wish you loved closer to the op now
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So does Alice, she's gagging for it "she's a bloody tart! I like tart..... | |||
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"I'll send Alice if ya like, she's a right tart
Who the f*ck is Alice? "What song is that off?? | |||
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"I'll send Alice if ya like, she's a right tart
Who the f*ck is Alice?
What song is that off?? "Alice Alice who the fook is Alice ? | |||
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"I'll send Alice if ya like, she's a right tart
Who the f*ck is Alice?
What song is that off?? "Smokie - living next door to Alice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6qnRS36EgE&app=desktop | |||
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"I'll send Alice if ya like, she's a right tart
Who the f*ck is Alice?
What song is that off?? "The original was by a band called Smokie, www.youtube.com/watch?v=gudDmgr1H3o | |||
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"I'll send Alice if ya like, she's a right tart
Who the f*ck is Alice?
What song is that off??
Smokie - living next door to Alice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6qnRS36EgE&app=desktop"Skokie!! Was just about to say that | |||
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"I'll send Alice if ya like, she's a right tart
Who the f*ck is Alice?
What song is that off??
Smokie - living next door to Alice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6qnRS36EgE&app=desktop
Skokie!! Was just about to say that "Ahhh thanks! Saved me from having to Google it . | |||
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"I'll send Alice if ya like, she's a right tart
Who the f*ck is Alice?
What song is that off??
Smokie - living next door to Alice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6qnRS36EgE&app=desktop
Skokie!! Was just about to say that "Great minds eh | |||
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"I'll send Alice if ya like, she's a right tart
Who the f*ck is Alice?
What song is that off??
Smokie - living next door to Alice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6qnRS36EgE&app=desktop
Skokie!! Was just about to say that
Ahhh thanks! Saved me from having to Google it ."Most welcome  | |||
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"I'll send Alice if ya like, she's a right tart
Who the f*ck is Alice?
What song is that off??
The original was by a band called Smokie,
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gudDmgr1H3o"Oh, and she lives next door to Sylvia's Mother as well
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"So what's that song got to do with the OP getting laid then? "Sod all, blame Ace. He started it... | |||
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"I was just about to say this... lol never the less it gave me a song to listen too.." Here ya go, here's another while you wait
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"I was just about to say this... lol never the less it gave me a song to listen too.. Here ya go, here's another while you wait
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"I was just about to say this... lol never the less it gave me a song to listen too.. Here ya go, here's another while you wait
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyhrYis509A&app=desktop
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"So what's that song got to do with the OP getting laid then?
Sod all, blame Ace. He started it..."Sowwy  | |||
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"The OP is looking for a meet lol. Not YouTube videos.... OP your thread's been hijacked!! "Just providing some moral support until such a time where the op finds a suitable mate to engage in coetus with | |||
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"So what's that song got to do with the OP getting laid then? "look at aces profile pic. meet Alice | |||
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"The OP is looking for a meet lol. Not YouTube videos.... OP your thread's been hijacked!!
Just providing some moral support until such a time where the op finds a suitable mate to engage in coetus with "Oh I'm sure he's feeling the love... It's just not the type of love he's looking for... Or are you willing to switch? | |||
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"So what's that song got to do with the OP getting laid then?
look at aces profile pic.
meet Alice "Sneaking a peek in ninja mode now | |||
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"lol it would appear that way.. maybe you can help me out ;D "the reply and quote button is invaluable in helping know who your replying to fella.. look..just down there, under each post..press it when replying to a specific post | |||
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"lol it would appear that way.. maybe you can help me out ;D
the reply and quote button is invaluable in helping know who your replying to fella..
look..just down there, under each post..press it when replying to a specific post "so this is how it's done! ... Amatute here :/ but I thank you | |||
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"lol it would appear that way.. maybe you can help me out ;D
the reply and quote button is invaluable in helping know who your replying to fella..
look..just down there, under each post..press it when replying to a specific post "so this is how it's done! ... Amatute here :/ but I thank you | |||
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"The OP is looking for a meet lol. Not YouTube videos.... OP your thread's been hijacked!!
Just providing some moral support until such a time where the op finds a suitable mate to engage in coetus with
Oh I'm sure he's feeling the love... It's just not the type of love he's looking for... Or are you willing to switch? "I'm the wrong guy for that job unfortunately there must be plenty of local males in his vicinity looking to give a straight guy a 'discreet blowjob' | |||
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"I was going to write something. Can't remember what now. It wasn't this though. If you're still reading this you've wasted your time. Or have I wasted your time? No, you've wasted yer own time, and now I'm wasting not only mine, but yours as well "Fabbed your pic sexy!!!! | |||
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"The OP is looking for a meet lol. Not YouTube videos.... OP your thread's been hijacked!!
Just providing some moral support until such a time where the op finds a suitable mate to engage in coetus with
Oh I'm sure he's feeling the love... It's just not the type of love he's looking for... Or are you willing to switch?
I'm the wrong guy for that job unfortunately there must be plenty of local males in his vicinity looking to give a straight guy a 'discreet blowjob' "I'm not looking for the switch... maybe if I have no luck I should review my options.. I just can't fuck something I respect... (Its a joke! Of course I respect women) ;D X | |||
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"The OP is looking for a meet lol. Not YouTube videos.... OP your thread's been hijacked!!
Just providing some moral support until such a time where the op finds a suitable mate to engage in coetus with
Oh I'm sure he's feeling the love... It's just not the type of love he's looking for... Or are you willing to switch?
I'm the wrong guy for that job unfortunately there must be plenty of local males in his vicinity looking to give a straight guy a 'discreet blowjob' "So not much moral support then..... | |||
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"The OP is looking for a meet lol. Not YouTube videos.... OP your thread's been hijacked!!
Just providing some moral support until such a time where the op finds a suitable mate to engage in coetus with
Oh I'm sure he's feeling the love... It's just not the type of love he's looking for... Or are you willing to switch?
I'm the wrong guy for that job unfortunately there must be plenty of local males in his vicinity looking to give a straight guy a 'discreet blowjob' I'm not looking for the switch... maybe if I have no luck I should review my options.. I just can't fuck something I respect... (Its a joke! Of course I respect women) ;D X "Ahhh you were nearly in there OP.... You had to go and blow it ( no pun intended) | |||
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"I was going to write something. Can't remember what now. It wasn't this though. If you're still reading this you've wasted your time. Or have I wasted your time? No, you've wasted yer own time, and now I'm wasting not only mine, but yours as well
Fabbed your pic sexy!!!! "Well thank you, it was the result of a rather inebriated evening | |||
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"The OP is looking for a meet lol. Not YouTube videos.... OP your thread's been hijacked!!
Just providing some moral support until such a time where the op finds a suitable mate to engage in coetus with
Oh I'm sure he's feeling the love... It's just not the type of love he's looking for... Or are you willing to switch?
I'm the wrong guy for that job unfortunately there must be plenty of local males in his vicinity looking to give a straight guy a 'discreet blowjob' I'm not looking for the switch... maybe if I have no luck I should review my options.. I just can't fuck something I respect... (Its a joke! Of course I respect women) ;D X
Ahhh you were nearly in there OP.... You had to go and blow it ( no pun intended) ";( I'm just a squirrel tryna get a nut  | |||
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"lol it would appear that way.. maybe you can help me out ;D
the reply and quote button is invaluable in helping know who your replying to fella..
look..just down there, under each post..press it when replying to a specific post so this is how it's done! ... Amatute here :/ but I thank you
"ayyyyy much better..helps the flow of conversation.
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"I was going to write something. Can't remember what now. It wasn't this though. If you're still reading this you've wasted your time. Or have I wasted your time? No, you've wasted yer own time, and now I'm wasting not only mine, but yours as well
Fabbed your pic sexy!!!!
Well thank you, it was the result of a rather inebriated evening "Oh my god. I'm the new Cilla Black. | |||
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"The OP is looking for a meet lol. Not YouTube videos.... OP your thread's been hijacked!!
Just providing some moral support until such a time where the op finds a suitable mate to engage in coetus with
Oh I'm sure he's feeling the love... It's just not the type of love he's looking for... Or are you willing to switch?
I'm the wrong guy for that job unfortunately there must be plenty of local males in his vicinity looking to give a straight guy a 'discreet blowjob' I'm not looking for the switch... maybe if I have no luck I should review my options.. I just can't fuck something I respect... (Its a joke! Of course I respect women) ;D X
Ahhh you were nearly in there OP.... You had to go and blow it ( no pun intended) ;( I'm just a squirrel tryna get a nut "Looks like you've found some nuts bud, I can see them on your profile pic | |||
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"I was going to write something. Can't remember what now. It wasn't this though. If you're still reading this you've wasted your time. Or have I wasted your time? No, you've wasted yer own time, and now I'm wasting not only mine, but yours as well
Fabbed your pic sexy!!!!
Well thank you, it was the result of a rather inebriated evening
Oh my god. I'm the new Cilla Black.
"well this could be a lorra lorra laughs | |||
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"I was going to write something. Can't remember what now. It wasn't this though. If you're still reading this you've wasted your time. Or have I wasted your time? No, you've wasted yer own time, and now I'm wasting not only mine, but yours as well
Fabbed your pic sexy!!!!
Well thank you, it was the result of a rather inebriated evening
Oh my god. I'm the new Cilla Black.
"I've got the the tune playing in my head now! . If you're the new Cilla Black, can you help the OP out? | |||
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"The OP is looking for a meet lol. Not YouTube videos.... OP your thread's been hijacked!!
Just providing some moral support until such a time where the op finds a suitable mate to engage in coetus with
Oh I'm sure he's feeling the love... It's just not the type of love he's looking for... Or are you willing to switch?
I'm the wrong guy for that job unfortunately there must be plenty of local males in his vicinity looking to give a straight guy a 'discreet blowjob' I'm not looking for the switch... maybe if I have no luck I should review my options.. I just can't fuck something I respect... (Its a joke! Of course I respect women) ;D X
Ahhh you were nearly in there OP.... You had to go and blow it ( no pun intended) ;( I'm just a squirrel tryna get a nut
Looks like you've found some nuts bud, I can see them on your profile pic "plenty of nuts out there for the taking.. As for my pic.. Bit in your face ain't it.. | |||
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"I was going to write something. Can't remember what now. It wasn't this though. If you're still reading this you've wasted your time. Or have I wasted your time? No, you've wasted yer own time, and now I'm wasting not only mine, but yours as well
Fabbed your pic sexy!!!!
Well thank you, it was the result of a rather inebriated evening
Oh my god. I'm the new Cilla Black.
I've got the the tune playing in my head now! . If you're the new Cilla Black, can you help the OP out? "you know you could always help me out..;D .. | |||
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"The OP is looking for a meet lol. Not YouTube videos.... OP your thread's been hijacked!!
Just providing some moral support until such a time where the op finds a suitable mate to engage in coetus with
Oh I'm sure he's feeling the love... It's just not the type of love he's looking for... Or are you willing to switch?
I'm the wrong guy for that job unfortunately there must be plenty of local males in his vicinity looking to give a straight guy a 'discreet blowjob' I'm not looking for the switch... maybe if I have no luck I should review my options.. I just can't fuck something I respect... (Its a joke! Of course I respect women) ;D X
Ahhh you were nearly in there OP.... You had to go and blow it ( no pun intended) ;( I'm just a squirrel tryna get a nut
Looks like you've found some nuts bud, I can see them on your profile pic plenty of nuts out there for the taking.. As for my pic.. Bit in your face ain't it.. "Just a tad haha!! | |||
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"The OP is looking for a meet lol. Not YouTube videos.... OP your thread's been hijacked!!
Just providing some moral support until such a time where the op finds a suitable mate to engage in coetus with
Oh I'm sure he's feeling the love... It's just not the type of love he's looking for... Or are you willing to switch?
I'm the wrong guy for that job unfortunately there must be plenty of local males in his vicinity looking to give a straight guy a 'discreet blowjob' I'm not looking for the switch... maybe if I have no luck I should review my options.. I just can't fuck something I respect... (Its a joke! Of course I respect women) ;D X
Ahhh you were nearly in there OP.... You had to go and blow it ( no pun intended) ;( I'm just a squirrel tryna get a nut
Looks like you've found some nuts bud, I can see them on your profile pic plenty of nuts out there for the taking.. As for my pic.. Bit in your face ain't it.. "it's not in my face... but it could be | |||
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"The OP is looking for a meet lol. Not YouTube videos.... OP your thread's been hijacked!!
Just providing some moral support until such a time where the op finds a suitable mate to engage in coetus with
Oh I'm sure he's feeling the love... It's just not the type of love he's looking for... Or are you willing to switch?
I'm the wrong guy for that job unfortunately there must be plenty of local males in his vicinity looking to give a straight guy a 'discreet blowjob' I'm not looking for the switch... maybe if I have no luck I should review my options.. I just can't fuck something I respect... (Its a joke! Of course I respect women) ;D X
Ahhh you were nearly in there OP.... You had to go and blow it ( no pun intended) ;( I'm just a squirrel tryna get a nut
Looks like you've found some nuts bud, I can see them on your profile pic plenty of nuts out there for the taking.. As for my pic.. Bit in your face ain't it..
it's not in my face...
but it could be " we barley know each other!.. | |||
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"I was going to write something. Can't remember what now. It wasn't this though. If you're still reading this you've wasted your time. Or have I wasted your time? No, you've wasted yer own time, and now I'm wasting not only mine, but yours as well
Fabbed your pic sexy!!!!
Well thank you, it was the result of a rather inebriated evening
Oh my god. I'm the new Cilla Black.
I've got the the tune playing in my head now! . If you're the new Cilla Black, can you help the OP out? you know you could always help me out..;D .. "Oh you don't want me OP. I'll start stalking your profile, question you when you take more than a minute to reply to my messages. Move into the walls surrounding your house, just to keep an eye on you, and I have no attachments to bunnies... | |||
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"I was going to write something. Can't remember what now. It wasn't this though. If you're still reading this you've wasted your time. Or have I wasted your time? No, you've wasted yer own time, and now I'm wasting not only mine, but yours as well
Fabbed your pic sexy!!!!
Well thank you, it was the result of a rather inebriated evening
Oh my god. I'm the new Cilla Black.
I've got the the tune playing in my head now! . If you're the new Cilla Black, can you help the OP out? you know you could always help me out..;D ..
Oh you don't want me OP. I'll start stalking your profile, question you when you take more than a minute to reply to my messages. Move into the walls surrounding your house, just to keep an eye on you, and I have no attachments to bunnies... "It's true! She once sent me photos of my living room when I spoke to a female cashier in Asda | |||
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"The OP is looking for a meet lol. Not YouTube videos.... OP your thread's been hijacked!!
Just providing some moral support until such a time where the op finds a suitable mate to engage in coetus with
Oh I'm sure he's feeling the love... It's just not the type of love he's looking for... Or are you willing to switch?
I'm the wrong guy for that job unfortunately there must be plenty of local males in his vicinity looking to give a straight guy a 'discreet blowjob' I'm not looking for the switch... maybe if I have no luck I should review my options.. I just can't fuck something I respect... (Its a joke! Of course I respect women) ;D X
Ahhh you were nearly in there OP.... You had to go and blow it ( no pun intended) ;( I'm just a squirrel tryna get a nut
Looks like you've found some nuts bud, I can see them on your profile pic plenty of nuts out there for the taking.. As for my pic.. Bit in your face ain't it..
it's not in my face...
but it could be we barley know each other!.. "Aaaaand welcome to the world of swinging | |||
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"I was going to write something. Can't remember what now. It wasn't this though. If you're still reading this you've wasted your time. Or have I wasted your time? No, you've wasted yer own time, and now I'm wasting not only mine, but yours as well
Fabbed your pic sexy!!!!
Well thank you, it was the result of a rather inebriated evening
Oh my god. I'm the new Cilla Black.
I've got the the tune playing in my head now! . If you're the new Cilla Black, can you help the OP out? you know you could always help me out..;D ..
Oh you don't want me OP. I'll start stalking your profile, question you when you take more than a minute to reply to my messages. Move into the walls surrounding your house, just to keep an eye on you, and I have no attachments to bunnies...
It's true! She once sent me photos of my living room when I spoke to a female cashier in Asda "You said they were arty!! You didn't appreciate them? I was in an awkward position trying to balance on the window ledge, and still avoid being seen by your neighbour... I did the best I could  | |||
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"I was going to write something. Can't remember what now. It wasn't this though. If you're still reading this you've wasted your time. Or have I wasted your time? No, you've wasted yer own time, and now I'm wasting not only mine, but yours as well
Fabbed your pic sexy!!!!
Well thank you, it was the result of a rather inebriated evening
Oh my god. I'm the new Cilla Black.
I've got the the tune playing in my head now! . If you're the new Cilla Black, can you help the OP out? you know you could always help me out..;D ..
Oh you don't want me OP. I'll start stalking your profile, question you when you take more than a minute to reply to my messages. Move into the walls surrounding your house, just to keep an eye on you, and I have no attachments to bunnies... "you sound perfect! Just the nut I'm looking for ;D where's cilla at ? I chose you as my blind date ;D | |||
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"I was going to write something. Can't remember what now. It wasn't this though. If you're still reading this you've wasted your time. Or have I wasted your time? No, you've wasted yer own time, and now I'm wasting not only mine, but yours as well
Fabbed your pic sexy!!!!
Well thank you, it was the result of a rather inebriated evening
Oh my god. I'm the new Cilla Black.
I've got the the tune playing in my head now! . If you're the new Cilla Black, can you help the OP out? you know you could always help me out..;D ..
Oh you don't want me OP. I'll start stalking your profile, question you when you take more than a minute to reply to my messages. Move into the walls surrounding your house, just to keep an eye on you, and I have no attachments to bunnies...
It's true! She once sent me photos of my living room when I spoke to a female cashier in Asda
You said they were arty!! You didn't appreciate them? I was in an awkward position trying to balance on the window ledge, and still avoid being seen by your neighbour... I did the best I could "No no they were very arty! I loved them! And I've used self service ever since | |||
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"The OP is looking for a meet lol. Not YouTube videos.... OP your thread's been hijacked!!
Just providing some moral support until such a time where the op finds a suitable mate to engage in coetus with
Oh I'm sure he's feeling the love... It's just not the type of love he's looking for... Or are you willing to switch?
I'm the wrong guy for that job unfortunately there must be plenty of local males in his vicinity looking to give a straight guy a 'discreet blowjob' I'm not looking for the switch... maybe if I have no luck I should review my options.. I just can't fuck something I respect... (Its a joke! Of course I respect women) ;D X
Ahhh you were nearly in there OP.... You had to go and blow it ( no pun intended) ;( I'm just a squirrel tryna get a nut
Looks like you've found some nuts bud, I can see them on your profile pic plenty of nuts out there for the taking.. As for my pic.. Bit in your face ain't it..
it's not in my face...
but it could be we barley know each other!.. "It's ok, he ain't fussy  | |||
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"The OP is looking for a meet lol. Not YouTube videos.... OP your thread's been hijacked!!
Just providing some moral support until such a time where the op finds a suitable mate to engage in coetus with
Oh I'm sure he's feeling the love... It's just not the type of love he's looking for... Or are you willing to switch?
I'm the wrong guy for that job unfortunately there must be plenty of local males in his vicinity looking to give a straight guy a 'discreet blowjob' I'm not looking for the switch... maybe if I have no luck I should review my options.. I just can't fuck something I respect... (Its a joke! Of course I respect women) ;D X
Ahhh you were nearly in there OP.... You had to go and blow it ( no pun intended) ;( I'm just a squirrel tryna get a nut
Looks like you've found some nuts bud, I can see them on your profile pic plenty of nuts out there for the taking.. As for my pic.. Bit in your face ain't it..
it's not in my face...
but it could be we barley know each other!.. "I'll buy you a KFC first...bit of quality time and all that | |||
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"The OP is looking for a meet lol. Not YouTube videos.... OP your thread's been hijacked!!
Just providing some moral support until such a time where the op finds a suitable mate to engage in coetus with
Oh I'm sure he's feeling the love... It's just not the type of love he's looking for... Or are you willing to switch?
I'm the wrong guy for that job unfortunately there must be plenty of local males in his vicinity looking to give a straight guy a 'discreet blowjob' I'm not looking for the switch... maybe if I have no luck I should review my options.. I just can't fuck something I respect... (Its a joke! Of course I respect women) ;D X
Ahhh you were nearly in there OP.... You had to go and blow it ( no pun intended) ;( I'm just a squirrel tryna get a nut
Looks like you've found some nuts bud, I can see them on your profile pic plenty of nuts out there for the taking.. As for my pic.. Bit in your face ain't it..
it's not in my face...
but it could be we barley know each other!..
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Fabbed your pic sexy!!!!
Well thank you, it was the result of a rather inebriated evening
Oh my god. I'm the new Cilla Black.
I've got the the tune playing in my head now! . If you're the new Cilla Black, can you help the OP out? you know you could always help me out..;D ..
Oh you don't want me OP. I'll start stalking your profile, question you when you take more than a minute to reply to my messages. Move into the walls surrounding your house, just to keep an eye on you, and I have no attachments to bunnies...
It's true! She once sent me photos of my living room when I spoke to a female cashier in Asda
You said they were arty!! You didn't appreciate them? I was in an awkward position trying to balance on the window ledge, and still avoid being seen by your neighbour... I did the best I could
No no they were very arty! I loved them! And I've used self service ever since "Well how come at 2.37pm and 17 seconds I saw you queuing at a till where a woman was serving customers?... I just innocently happened to be in your area at the time? 25 miles away from where I live.... Mere coincidence of course... | |||
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Fabbed your pic sexy!!!!
Well thank you, it was the result of a rather inebriated evening
Oh my god. I'm the new Cilla Black.
I've got the the tune playing in my head now! . If you're the new Cilla Black, can you help the OP out? you know you could always help me out..;D ..
Oh you don't want me OP. I'll start stalking your profile, question you when you take more than a minute to reply to my messages. Move into the walls surrounding your house, just to keep an eye on you, and I have no attachments to bunnies... you sound perfect! Just the nut I'm looking for ;D where's cilla at ? I chose you as my blind date ;D "Christos is far more stable than me... And he already is at an advantage... He has two nuts | |||
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"I was going to write something. Can't remember what now. It wasn't this though. If you're still reading this you've wasted your time. Or have I wasted your time? No, you've wasted yer own time, and now I'm wasting not only mine, but yours as well
Fabbed your pic sexy!!!!
Well thank you, it was the result of a rather inebriated evening
Oh my god. I'm the new Cilla Black.
I've got the the tune playing in my head now! . If you're the new Cilla Black, can you help the OP out? you know you could always help me out..;D ..
Oh you don't want me OP. I'll start stalking your profile, question you when you take more than a minute to reply to my messages. Move into the walls surrounding your house, just to keep an eye on you, and I have no attachments to bunnies...
It's true! She once sent me photos of my living room when I spoke to a female cashier in Asda
You said they were arty!! You didn't appreciate them? I was in an awkward position trying to balance on the window ledge, and still avoid being seen by your neighbour... I did the best I could
No no they were very arty! I loved them! And I've used self service ever since
Well how come at 2.37pm and 17 seconds I saw you queuing at a till where a woman was serving customers?... I just innocently happened to be in your area at the time? 25 miles away from where I live.... Mere coincidence of course... "I.....I...... I needed to get chewing gums from in front of the counter.... I thought I seen a pair of legs following me behind the clothes racks | |||
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Fabbed your pic sexy!!!!
Well thank you, it was the result of a rather inebriated evening
Oh my god. I'm the new Cilla Black.
I've got the the tune playing in my head now! . If you're the new Cilla Black, can you help the OP out? you know you could always help me out..;D ..
Oh you don't want me OP. I'll start stalking your profile, question you when you take more than a minute to reply to my messages. Move into the walls surrounding your house, just to keep an eye on you, and I have no attachments to bunnies... you sound perfect! Just the nut I'm looking for ;D where's cilla at ? I chose you as my blind date ;D
Christos is far more stable than me... And he already is at an advantage... He has two nuts "I feel nuts is all I'm going to get from this :/ | |||
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"Do you think the OP has got a shag out of this thread "No, but he's got a hearty welcome to the forums... In a very disturbing way perhaps | |||
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Fabbed your pic sexy!!!!
Well thank you, it was the result of a rather inebriated evening
Oh my god. I'm the new Cilla Black.
I've got the the tune playing in my head now! . If you're the new Cilla Black, can you help the OP out? you know you could always help me out..;D ..
Oh you don't want me OP. I'll start stalking your profile, question you when you take more than a minute to reply to my messages. Move into the walls surrounding your house, just to keep an eye on you, and I have no attachments to bunnies... you sound perfect! Just the nut I'm looking for ;D where's cilla at ? I chose you as my blind date ;D
Christos is far more stable than me... And he already is at an advantage... He has two nuts I feel nuts is all I'm going to get from this :/"looks it
I will say though...The forum ain't great for just going on to 'pull'
but hang about long enough you'll make friends, hear of events etc so it's worth hanging about.
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Ooh really?? Do tell! "well christos wants my nuts in his face, I now have a psyco stalker (yourself)..ace has really opend my eyes ... And I know who fucking Alice is! I say yes. This is progress. | |||
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Ooh really?? Do tell! well christos wants my nuts in his face, I now have a psyco stalker (yourself)..ace has really opend my eyes ... And I know who fucking Alice is! I say yes. This is progress. "Amazing progress! Im impressed! You are a good guy OP. I really hope you stick around on the forums. We need people like you on here. Fun and up for a laugh | |||
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Ooh really?? Do tell! well christos wants my nuts in his face, I now have a psyco stalker (yourself)..ace has really opend my eyes ... And I know who fucking Alice is! I say yes. This is progress. "Result! You must be the first person to post this kinda thread who has actually made some progress and had some banter! They've usually run off with their tail between their legs by now we may make a forumite outta you! Haha | |||
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"I was going to write something. Can't remember what now. It wasn't this though. If you're still reading this you've wasted your time. Or have I wasted your time? No, you've wasted yer own time, and now I'm wasting not only mine, but yours as well
Fabbed your pic sexy!!!!
Well thank you, it was the result of a rather inebriated evening
Oh my god. I'm the new Cilla Black.
I've got the the tune playing in my head now! . If you're the new Cilla Black, can you help the OP out? you know you could always help me out..;D ..
Oh you don't want me OP. I'll start stalking your profile, question you when you take more than a minute to reply to my messages. Move into the walls surrounding your house, just to keep an eye on you, and I have no attachments to bunnies... you sound perfect! Just the nut I'm looking for ;D where's cilla at ? I chose you as my blind date ;D
Christos is far more stable than me... And he already is at an advantage... He has two nuts I feel nuts is all I'm going to get from this :/
looks it
I will say though...The forum ain't great for just going on to 'pull'
but hang about long enough you'll make friends, hear of events etc so it's worth hanging about.
good for killing time when your bored too "for the pull no.. Tbh I was seeing if any females would reply.. The only messages I get first are from males.. Ts..etc and the only ones fabing my picks I put up are also male.. But what you say is rite about making friends ! | |||
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Ooh really?? Do tell! well christos wants my nuts in his face, I now have a psyco stalker (yourself)..ace has really opend my eyes ... And I know who fucking Alice is! I say yes. This is progress.
Amazing progress! Im impressed! You are a good guy OP. I really hope you stick around on the forums. We need people like you on here. Fun and up for a laugh "I shall stick around it has been fun, I thank u all :D | |||
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Ooh really?? Do tell! well christos wants my nuts in his face, I now have a psyco stalker (yourself)..ace has really opend my eyes ... And I know who fucking Alice is! I say yes. This is progress.
Amazing progress! Im impressed! You are a good guy OP. I really hope you stick around on the forums. We need people like you on here. Fun and up for a laugh I shall stick around it has been fun, I thank u all :D "see you about fella..been a pleasure and all that jazz | |||
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