FabSwingers.com forum: Wow im having a baby and getting married

By *adyDanger OP Woman
over a year ago

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Well so far tonight I've been proposed to, then can he impregnate me, then I've been offered £80 to meet now for sex !!

Wow I'm overwhelmed at all this going so fast. I've replied should I order the dress now and to the other guy can he make it to £100 as I need to get a taxi home

Any other strange first requests?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I come round and lick your pussy? Nothing else just lick your pussy for £200

Increased to £300

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

Will you suck my elbow?

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By *adyDanger OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Can I come round and lick your pussy? Nothing else just lick your pussy for £200

Increased to £300

I have to warn you firstly it's like a mangled growler (sorry was refering to earlier thread )

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By *adyDanger OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Will you suck my elbow?"

You do it first and it's a deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You live in the land of debauchery and kink, what did you expect?

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By *adyDanger OP Woman
over a year ago

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"You live in the land of debauchery and kink, what did you expect?

Well yes I forgot about this wonderful kingdom I live in. Hmmmm I wander were my honeymoon will be.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Congrats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shall we buy a hat?

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By *adyDanger OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Congrats

Amazon gift list online. But seriously. Why would anyone ask can they impregnate you on a first message.

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By *not69Man
over a year ago

Lancashire

"Can I come round and lick your pussy? Nothing else just lick your pussy for £200

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You wouldn't need to pay me to lick your pussy, I'd do it for free. There's some right tight gits on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That is the everyday of offers of being a woman here lol.

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By *adyDanger OP Woman
over a year ago

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"shall we buy a hat?

Oh gosh yes let's have a big FAB fat wedding , would be great. BOOOOM back to reality. I'm sitting here drinking my Sauvignon on my own sob sob sob sob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been offered to join a couple a couple of times

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By *adyDanger OP Woman
over a year ago

land of debauchery and kink

"Can I come round and lick your pussy? Nothing else just lick your pussy for £200

Increased to £300

You wouldn't need to pay me to lick your pussy, I'd do it for free. There's some right tight gits on here

Haaaaaaaa now I've just spat my wine out!! Damn waste I tell you !!

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By *ropshaftMan
over a year ago

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I have to admit im quite partial to a wedding! cufflinks and cravats! i will be in my absolute element!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"shall we buy a hat?

Oh gosh yes let's have a big FAB fat wedding , would be great. BOOOOM back to reality. I'm sitting here drinking my Sauvignon on my own sob sob sob sob

And I was gonna wear my kilt as well

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By *ubbykittenWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I can't think what I am doing wrong!!!!!!

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By *ubbykittenWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I guess I will have to settle for bridesmaid! At least I might have a chance with the best man???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had several opening messages from straight men asking to come round and suck my cock!I'd have expected the roles to be reversed if they'd bothered to read the profile

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By *adyDanger OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I have to admit im quite partial to a wedding! cufflinks and cravats! i will be in my absolute element!!

Ohh you can be best man, they are always naughty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One guy today asked me to come to his and batter him

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By *adyDanger OP Woman
over a year ago

land of debauchery and kink

"shall we buy a hat?

Oh gosh yes let's have a big FAB fat wedding , would be great. BOOOOM back to reality. I'm sitting here drinking my Sauvignon on my own sob sob sob sob

And I was gonna wear my kilt as well

No cheating though Mr PB, your used to the cold so I expect commando!!

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By *adyDanger OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I guess I will have to settle for bridesmaid! At least I might have a chance with the best man???

I've just delegated the best man so you know what they say

bridesmaid you can be

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

"Will you suck my elbow?

You do it first and it's a deal

I wouldn't be asking if I could...

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By *adyDanger OP Woman
over a year ago

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"One guy today asked me to come to his and batter him"

Oh gosh maybe you got the short straw, but hey we're in the same club for weird messsges, ,come join in my wedding celebrations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"shall we buy a hat?

Oh gosh yes let's have a big FAB fat wedding , would be great. BOOOOM back to reality. I'm sitting here drinking my Sauvignon on my own sob sob sob sob

And I was gonna wear my kilt as well

No cheating though Mr PB, your used to the cold so I expect commando!!"

Always Miss D... soon to be Mrs ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good to know romance isn't dead...!

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

"One guy today asked me to come to his and batter him"

Was his name 'Nemo'?

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By *ropshaftMan
over a year ago

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Now then....Naughty is something i can most definately do!! 1 Naughty Best man at youre service ladies!

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By *adyDanger OP Woman
over a year ago

land of debauchery and kink

"shall we buy a hat?

Oh gosh yes let's have a big FAB fat wedding , would be great. BOOOOM back to reality. I'm sitting here drinking my Sauvignon on my own sob sob sob sob

And I was gonna wear my kilt as well

No cheating though Mr PB, your used to the cold so I expect commando!!

Always Miss D... soon to be Mrs ???

I don't think he's interested anymore when I sent him the pic of the engagement ring I want. I spotted a house on right move aswell very good catchment area for our children aswell

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

ile be in charge of the warm towels and kettle filling hope you dont give birth going up the aisle mind you wedding and christening together

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By *ropshaftMan
over a year ago

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Look out!

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By *eforfuncplCouple
over a year ago

Morecambe

Congratulations x can he push to £130 we'll get a taxi to your reception ??

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By *adyDanger OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Look out!

I had an image of Jeremy beadle in my head reading that

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By *ropshaftMan
over a year ago

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Please do not compare any part of me to jezza beadle!! haha

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By *adyDanger OP Woman
over a year ago

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"ile be in charge of the warm towels and kettle filling hope you dont give birth going up the aisle mind you wedding and christening together "

Well we could call the baby Jeremy if it's a boy or jerimina if it's a girl I love Jeremy Kyle you see

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By *ropshaftMan
over a year ago

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By *ropshaftMan
over a year ago

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"ile be in charge of the warm towels and kettle filling hope you dont give birth going up the aisle mind you wedding and christening together

Well we could call the baby Jeremy if it's a boy or jerimina if it's a girl I love Jeremy Kyle you see

And jezza beadle by all accounts

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"ile be in charge of the warm towels and kettle filling hope you dont give birth going up the aisle mind you wedding and christening together

Well we could call the baby Jeremy if it's a boy or jerimina if it's a girl I love Jeremy Kyle you see

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and hes single

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By *adyDanger OP Woman
over a year ago

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"ile be in charge of the warm towels and kettle filling hope you dont give birth going up the aisle mind you wedding and christening together

Well we could call the baby Jeremy if it's a boy or jerimina if it's a girl I love Jeremy Kyle you see

And jezza beadle by all accounts

Oh god I need more wine I've just realised I've mentioned two famous Jeremy's,,

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By *adyDanger OP Woman
over a year ago

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"ile be in charge of the warm towels and kettle filling hope you dont give birth going up the aisle mind you wedding and christening together

Well we could call the baby Jeremy if it's a boy or jerimina if it's a girl I love Jeremy Kyle you see

and hes single

Noooooo !! Jeremy Kyle? I think he is a bit hot. Is he really ?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"ile be in charge of the warm towels and kettle filling hope you dont give birth going up the aisle mind you wedding and christening together

Well we could call the baby Jeremy if it's a boy or jerimina if it's a girl I love Jeremy Kyle you see

and hes single

Noooooo !! Jeremy Kyle? I think he is a bit hot. Is he really ?

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yep hes single i reckon he would be filthy under the duvet

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By *ropshaftMan
over a year ago

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"ile be in charge of the warm towels and kettle filling hope you dont give birth going up the aisle mind you wedding and christening together

Well we could call the baby Jeremy if it's a boy or jerimina if it's a girl I love Jeremy Kyle you see

and hes single

Noooooo !! Jeremy Kyle? I think he is a bit hot. Is he really ?

Oi! Less of it lady! Youre getting married remember! leave some jeremys for the others will u!

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By *adyDanger OP Woman
over a year ago

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"ile be in charge of the warm towels and kettle filling hope you dont give birth going up the aisle mind you wedding and christening together

Well we could call the baby Jeremy if it's a boy or jerimina if it's a girl I love Jeremy Kyle you see

and hes single

Noooooo !! Jeremy Kyle? I think he is a bit hot. Is he really ?

yep hes single i reckon he would be filthy under the duvet "

Oh god yes I do too! A right filthy fooker. OMG listen to me not even married yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"shall we buy a hat?

Oh gosh yes let's have a big FAB fat wedding , would be great. BOOOOM back to reality. I'm sitting here drinking my Sauvignon on my own sob sob sob sob

And I was gonna wear my kilt as well

Can't you wear it anyway?

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By *adyDanger OP Woman
over a year ago

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"ile be in charge of the warm towels and kettle filling hope you dont give birth going up the aisle mind you wedding and christening together

Well we could call the baby Jeremy if it's a boy or jerimina if it's a girl I love Jeremy Kyle you see

and hes single

Noooooo !! Jeremy Kyle? I think he is a bit hot. Is he really ?

Oi! Less of it lady! Youre getting married remember! leave some jeremys for the others will u!

Would you like a bit of Jeremy? Come on you can join in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

would i have a threesome with a father and son

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By *adyDanger OP Woman
over a year ago

land of debauchery and kink

"shall we buy a hat?

Oh gosh yes let's have a big FAB fat wedding , would be great. BOOOOM back to reality. I'm sitting here drinking my Sauvignon on my own sob sob sob sob

And I was gonna wear my kilt as well

Can't you wear it anyway?

This is great so far I've copped off the best man and bridesmaid and now two guests

and if Jeremy attends well there maybe a bi gangbang. Ohhh how good that would be

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By *ropshaftMan
over a year ago

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"ile be in charge of the warm towels and kettle filling hope you dont give birth going up the aisle mind you wedding and christening together

Well we could call the baby Jeremy if it's a boy or jerimina if it's a girl I love Jeremy Kyle you see

and hes single

Noooooo !! Jeremy Kyle? I think he is a bit hot. Is he really ?

Oi! Less of it lady! Youre getting married remember! leave some jeremys for the others will u!

Would you like a bit of Jeremy? Come on you can join in

id ruin the pair of u! And pass the lie detector!

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By *adyDanger OP Woman
over a year ago

land of debauchery and kink

"ile be in charge of the warm towels and kettle filling hope you dont give birth going up the aisle mind you wedding and christening together

Well we could call the baby Jeremy if it's a boy or jerimina if it's a girl I love Jeremy Kyle you see

and hes single

Noooooo !! Jeremy Kyle? I think he is a bit hot. Is he really ?

Oi! Less of it lady! Youre getting married remember! leave some jeremys for the others will u!

Would you like a bit of Jeremy? Come on you can join in

id ruin the pair of u! And pass the lie detector!

Oi I'll have less of that big Steve will be attending too

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

"Please do not compare any part of me to jezza beadle!! haha

Why, he had a big cock.

Then again, on the other hand it was actually quite small...

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By *ropshaftMan
over a year ago

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"ile be in charge of the warm towels and kettle filling hope you dont give birth going up the aisle mind you wedding and christening together

Well we could call the baby Jeremy if it's a boy or jerimina if it's a girl I love Jeremy Kyle you see

and hes single

Noooooo !! Jeremy Kyle? I think he is a bit hot. Is he really ?

Oi! Less of it lady! Youre getting married remember! leave some jeremys for the others will u!

Would you like a bit of Jeremy? Come on you can join in

id ruin the pair of u! And pass the lie detector!

Oi I'll have less of that big Steve will be attending too

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"Will you suck my elbow?"

No! Go suck yer own ffs

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By *ropshaftMan
over a year ago

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"Please do not compare any part of me to jezza beadle!! haha

Why, he had a big cock.

Then again, on the other hand it was actually quite small..."

Are u talking about ron jeremy mate? lol

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By *adyDanger OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Please do not compare any part of me to jezza beadle!! haha

Why, he had a big cock.

Then again, on the other hand it was actually quite small..."

Now that's naughty

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

"Please do not compare any part of me to jezza beadle!! haha

Why, he had a big cock.

Then again, on the other hand it was actually quite small...

Are u talking about ron jeremy mate? lol"

Err, no. Beadle had one hand significantly smaller than the other.

Poor taste, I know. But fuck it...this is Fab after all...

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Got a message yesterday from a young lad saying he would love to fuck my mrs as I fucked his mum. She is blond, 43 and has big tits.

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By *ropshaftMan
over a year ago

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"Please do not compare any part of me to jezza beadle!! haha

Why, he had a big cock.

Then again, on the other hand it was actually quite small...

Are u talking about ron jeremy mate? lol

Err, no. Beadle had one hand significantly smaller than the other.

Poor taste, I know. But fuck it...this is Fab after all..."

I stand corrected then! but that is hillarious!

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By *ropshaftMan
over a year ago

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"Got a message yesterday from a young lad saying he would love to fuck my mrs as I fucked his mum. She is blond, 43 and has big tits.

Did you get an address mate?

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By *adyDanger OP Woman
over a year ago

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This thread has turned into a Jeremy appreciation thread , my fault as I named both Jeremy's

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By *ropshaftMan
over a year ago

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JEZZA JEZZA JEZZA JEZZA JEZZA!!!

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

"Got a message yesterday from a young lad saying he would love to fuck my mrs as I fucked his mum. She is blond, 43 and has big tits.

Did you get an address mate?

Lmao afraid not. Straight on the block list.

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By *ropshaftMan
over a year ago

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"This thread has turned into a Jeremy appreciation thread , my fault as I named both Jeremy's

jeremy has ruined youre big day! SICK!

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By *adyDanger OP Woman
over a year ago

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"This thread has turned into a Jeremy appreciation thread , my fault as I named both Jeremy's

jeremy has ruined youre big day! SICK!

I'm not impressed !! Pffffft

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

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Is he bringing The Stig with him?

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By *adyDanger OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Is he bringing The Stig with him?"

Right so now we're onto jezza clarkson aswell?? I like him he's opinionated and seems fun. He can join my celebration aslong as the stig comes fully dressed. Yum yum leathers

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By *adyDanger OP Woman
over a year ago

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[Removed by poster at 28/10/16 01:16:33]

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By *ropshaftMan
over a year ago

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"Is he bringing The Stig with him?

Right so now we're onto jezza clarkson aswell?? I like him he's opinionated and seems fun. He can join my celebration aslong as the stig comes fully dressed. Yum yum leathers

Clarkson is in the house?? aw fuck me! Now its a party!!

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By *adyDanger OP Woman
over a year ago

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"[Removed by poster at 28/10/16 01:16:33]"

Any more Jeremy's ? Don't bring that Corbin dude!

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By *ropshaftMan
over a year ago

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can jeremy wade come? hes a vit of geezer.... and id imagine hes got some wicked flying gear!

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By *adyDanger OP Woman
over a year ago

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"can jeremy wade come? hes a vit of geezer.... and id imagine hes got some wicked flying gear! "

Yeah suppose so! If he brings gifts and frolics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can jeremy beadle frame me lol

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"Is he bringing The Stig with him?"

You can have The Stig, I'll take Sabine Schmitz

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By *adyDanger OP Woman
over a year ago

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"can jeremy beadle frame me lol"

I miss JB of a Saturday then it was cillas blind date or gladiators. Then out all night. Hmmmm big sigh them were the days

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