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"Me Nope... ![]() I will take the egg by God or you shall rue the day! | |||
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"Me Nope... ![]() I admire your pluck but God can't help you with this one.. ![]() | |||
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"By the time it gets to court, I've had the egg poached, and served on toast. As appetising as it sounds it is not the legally binding solution required for such a serious matter..... ![]() I'll call my 'loophole lawyer'. He'll sort that mess out. ![]() | |||
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"Mr Smith's Peacock lays an egg in Mr Browns' yard, who owns the egg? ![]() Mr Brown owns the egg and has probably ate the egg while teasing Mr Smith. | |||
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"By the time it gets to court, I've had the egg poached, and served on toast. As appetising as it sounds it is not the legally binding solution required for such a serious matter..... ![]() ![]() A loophole lawyer should be able too crack this eggy conundrum ![]() | |||
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"Mr Smith's Peacock lays an egg in Mr Browns' yard, who owns the egg? ![]() Nope..... ![]() | |||
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"mr smith would own the egg if mr brown kept the egg that would be theft by finding " Nope.... ![]() | |||
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"Peacocks don't....etc ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Peacocks don't....etc ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() But what about the birds and the bees.... ![]() | |||
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"The peacock owns it..... But there could be a crack in the defence.... Someone's going to get egg on their face over this, worst is that how did the peacock get out and in to the garden? ![]() It's not a high fence... But anyway the Peacock does not have a legal claim so ownership remains unresolved ![]() | |||
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" Mr ddc But what about the birds and the bees.... ![]() The bees can buzz off, but send any birds our way ![]() | |||
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" Mr ddc But what about the birds and the bees.... ![]() ![]() make sure you dont have any washing on the line then | |||
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"Peahens lay the eggs not the cocks ?" Yayyyyyyyyy..... the winner.. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Peahens lay the eggs not the cocks ? Yayyyyyyyyy..... the winner.. ![]() ![]() Yayyyyy now where's my prize ![]() | |||
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"Peahens lay the eggs not the cocks ? Yayyyyyyyyy..... the winner.. ![]() ![]() ![]() The prize is basking in unbridled smugness... ![]() | |||
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"I licked it so it's mine " Ah yes indeed .... That is the only precedent too circumvents all law..... ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Peahens lay the eggs not the cocks ? Yayyyyyyyyy..... the winner.. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh ay ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Peahens lay the eggs not the cocks ? Yayyyyyyyyy..... the winner.. ![]() ![]() Wtf Soxy? You *know* that's just sooooo unfair ![]() | |||
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"Peahens lay the eggs not the cocks ? Yayyyyyyyyy..... the winner.. ![]() ![]() ![]() Ahhh yes I did click onto the answer when I seen you write that. But hey snooze ya loose ![]() | |||
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"Mr Smith's Peacock lays an egg in Mr Browns' yard, who owns the egg? ![]() Wouldn't it have been the peahen laying the egg ? ![]() | |||
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"Peahens lay the eggs not the cocks ? Yayyyyyyyyy..... the winner.. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Omg It's just this very sort of post that the Block Button was designed for ![]() | |||
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"Ok no cheating,,,, I never was, am always to be. No one ever saw me, nor ever will. And yet I am the confidence of all, To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball.... What am I? ![]() Sod it. I'm not playing, I'm off to sulk ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Ok no cheating,,,, I never was, am always to be. No one ever saw me, nor ever will. And yet I am the confidence of all, To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball.... What am I? ![]() ![]() ![]() Rassssssssssssp..... ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Peahens lay the eggs not the cocks ?" Was just about to say the same ![]() | |||
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"Wind? Nope.... ![]() I bet it bloody was and you've just changed it cos I got it right ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Wind? Nope.... ![]() ![]() ![]() Actually, what about 'time'? | |||
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"Wind? Nope.... ![]() ![]() ![]() As if I would do such a thing,,,, ![]() | |||
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"Wind? Nope.... ![]() ![]() ![]() Nope but this is making me chuckle.... ![]() | |||
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"Tomorrow? Or future?" Oh no, not again? I'm watching who you award this to Soxy... ![]() | |||
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"Tomorrow? Or future?" Yayyyyyyyyyy another winner.... ![]() | |||
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"Tomorrow? Or future? Yayyyyyyyyyy another winner.... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Tomorrow? Or future? Oh no, not again? I'm watching who you award this to Soxy... ![]() You and your cryptic answer had your chance..... ![]() | |||
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"Ok last one tonight , no cheating... What is greater than God, More evil than the devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, and if you eat it, you'll die? ![]() Ooh! Erm! Nothing comes to mind ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Ok last one tonight , no cheating... What is greater than God, More evil than the devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, and if you eat it, you'll die? ![]() I have absolutely no idea. For once, there is absolutely nothing that I can offer as a reply... ![]() | |||
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" Ooh! Erm! Nothing comes to mind ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Hoy! Soxy, Mr and Mrs DDC and myself both alluded to tomorrow in a cryptic fashion.... BBC or Radio 4 host, you are not ![]() You can't have points for alluding... Unless alluding is the answer to the question..... On that I am unanimous ![]() | |||
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"Ok last one tonight , no cheating... What is greater than God, More evil than the devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, and if you eat it, you'll die? ![]() ![]() ![]() Ooooooh naughty.. ![]() | |||
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"Tomorrow? Or future? Oh no, not again? I'm watching who you award this to Soxy... ![]() ![]() Yaaay my son who's 13 got that first time ![]() | |||
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"Ok last one tonight , no cheating... What is greater than God, More evil than the devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, and if you eat it, you'll die? ![]() Pride | |||
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"Hoy! Soxy, Mr and Mrs DDC and myself both alluded to tomorrow in a cryptic fashion.... BBC or Radio 4 host, you are not ![]() Mrs ddc? Tbh, we used to have 'pub quizzes' 3 times a week on the cams on the sister site. Mrs ddc was only ever the Lovely Samantha to my Humphrey Lyttleton... ![]() | |||
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"Ok last one tonight , no cheating... What is greater than God, More evil than the devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, and if you eat it, you'll die? ![]() ![]() Bamber Gascoigne never had to put up with this kind of treatment..... ![]() | |||
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" and if you eat it, you'll die? ![]() Come on now, what about the last bit? You can definitely swallow your pride ![]() | |||
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"Peahens lay the eggs not the cocks ? Yayyyyyyyyy..... the winner.. ![]() ![]() Mr DDC was there first... Either way, the ownership of the egg has not been established by introducing an egg-laying peahen. All that has been established is a previously undisclosed other bird. | |||
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"Ok last one tonight , no cheating... What is greater than God, More evil than the devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, and if you eat it, you'll die? ![]() I'm going to start deducting points for wrong answers ![]() | |||
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"Ok last one tonight , no cheating... What is greater than God, More evil than the devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, and if you eat it, you'll die? ![]() ![]() ![]() As was said in 'The Young Ones'....Give us the answer, Bambi yer bastard! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Money?" sorry can't be that because the rich need it ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Peahens lay the eggs not the cocks ? Yayyyyyyyyy..... the winner.. ![]() ![]() Ah but the egg never existed ,, So in my defence ,,,,,Where ambiguity exists the law favours the party who was not the author of the original riddle.... ![]() | |||
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"Ok last one tonight , no cheating... What is greater than God, More evil than the devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, and if you eat it, you'll die? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Have got it!! They gave it away. It's NOTHING | |||
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" Bamber Gascoigne never had to put up with this kind of treatment..... ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Nothing to add,,,,, Nothing at all.... Nothing to see here,,,, ![]() It's nothing. I shall be reading in between the lines now as you naughty lot keep posting the answers in a sneaky way | |||
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" Have got it!! They gave it away. It's NOTHING " But if you give nothing as an answer, how can you win? ![]() | |||
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"Peahens lay the eggs not the cocks ? Yayyyyyyyyy..... the winner.. ![]() ![]() ![]() You have taken the 'laying' of the egg to be interpreted as the physical act of producing the egg from the body onto the lawn. The peacock may have rolled the egg onto the lawn and set it there, thereby 'laying' it. In which case, the egg does not belong to the peacock and possession of the egg leaves ownership with the lawn owner. | |||
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"Peahens lay the eggs not the cocks ? Yayyyyyyyyy..... the winner.. ![]() ![]() DDC had this....third post! | |||
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"Peahens lay the eggs not the cocks ? Yayyyyyyyyy..... the winner.. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"In which case, the egg does not belong to the peacock and possession of the egg leaves ownership with the lawn owner." Perhaps I could point my learnéd friend in the direction of the "fruit of the apple tree" precedent...? ![]() | |||
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"In which case, the egg does not belong to the peacock and possession of the egg leaves ownership with the lawn owner. Perhaps I could point my learnéd friend in the direction of the "fruit of the apple tree" precedent...? ![]() Who would Adam and Eve it? ![]() | |||
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"In which case, the egg does not belong to the peacock and possession of the egg leaves ownership with the lawn owner. Perhaps I could point my learnéd friend in the direction of the "fruit of the apple tree" precedent...? ![]() I realise that the falling apple should be returned, just as the overhanging branch you lop off needs to be handed over to the owner of the tree. However, the peacock clearly removed the egg to a place where it is not reasonable to assume the peacock's owner could control and expect to get the egg back. It is more akin to picking up the dead pheasant that was run over by a previous car. ![]() | |||
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"In which case, the egg does not belong to the peacock and possession of the egg leaves ownership with the lawn owner. Perhaps I could point my learnéd friend in the direction of the "fruit of the apple tree" precedent...? ![]() ![]() Oooh, I like it ![]() ![]() | |||
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"In which case, the egg does not belong to the peacock and possession of the egg leaves ownership with the lawn owner. Perhaps I could point my learnéd friend in the direction of the "fruit of the apple tree" precedent...? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm tempted to break into the pheasant plucker... | |||
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" I'm tempted to break into the pheasant plucker... " Ironically I am a very good pheasant plucker (ffs, I can say that better than my spell-checker can ![]() ![]() | |||
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