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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Chuck Norris once pissed in an Artic-Lorry fuel tank as a joke. That lorry is now known as Optimus Prime!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Ugly fucker gives me the creeps

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ugly fucker gives me the creeps "

PMSL Don't let him hear you say that! He'll round house kick you into next week

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Ugly fucker gives me the creeps

PMSL Don't let him hear you say that! He'll round house kick you into next week "
I dont care what he says or hears....id like to see him try like most men good wallop in the bollocks with a housebrick would sort him

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By *utzzCouple
over a year ago

wrexham

Chuck Norris doesn't flush the loo, he scares the crap out of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ugly fucker gives me the creeps

PMSL Don't let him hear you say that! He'll round house kick you into next week "

William Smith would sort him, no probs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

chuck norris sleeps with a night light, not because chuck norris is scared of the dark but the dark is scared of chuck norris

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ugly fucker gives me the creeps

PMSL Don't let him hear you say that! He'll round house kick you into next week

William Smith would sort him, no probs "

Never! It's a well known fact that if there was a nuclear war the only things to survive would be cock roaches and Chuck Norris!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bruce lee killed him though in way of the dragon

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By *taffs_hotwifeCouple
over a year ago

wombourne

Chuck Norris likes his meat so rare he only eats unicorns.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ugly fucker gives me the creeps

PMSL Don't let him hear you say that! He'll round house kick you into next week I dont care what he says or hears....id like to see him try like most men good wallop in the bollocks with a housebrick would sort him "

Chuck Norris replies: I'll fanny kick u before u can even get ur brick out ur handbag...Bring it ON!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

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By *oDownEasyMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his cupboard for Chuck Norris.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

chuck norris's tears cure cancer... just a shame he has never cried!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's a well known fact that if there was a nuclear war the only things to survive would be cock roaches and Chuck Norris! "

And a DFS sale.

Chuck norris doesn't get wet, water gets Chuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

chuck norris told me not to perv the couple above, cos he is a greedy martial artist swing whore!!!

was allowed to perv the pics tho...mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"chuck norris told me not to perv the couple above, cos he is a greedy martial artist swing whore!!!

was allowed to perv the pics tho...mmmmm"

message even!!

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

chuck norris was originally up for the lead as jack bauer in 24.....

but producers changed there minds when he killed all the badies and solved the case in 1 hr and 23 minutes....

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Who the fuck is Chuck Norris?

See! I ain't scared

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who the fuck is Chuck Norris?

See! I ain't scared "

U wont be saying that when he karate chops ur pussy with his cock....maybe u'd enjoy that tho heheheh xx

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"Who the fuck is Chuck Norris?

See! I ain't scared

U wont be saying that when he karate chops ur pussy with his cock....maybe u'd enjoy that tho heheheh xx"

I still don't know who he is though even if has got a karate chopping cock.........actually I think I may have met him a while back now I think about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who the fuck is Chuck Norris?

See! I ain't scared

U wont be saying that when he karate chops ur pussy with his cock....maybe u'd enjoy that tho heheheh xx

I still don't know who he is though even if has got a karate chopping cock.........actually I think I may have met him a while back now I think about it "

lol honey google his name stop being lazy n cockpervy....Oh unrelated note....sending u some snaps heheheheheh x

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Chuck Norris is so hard he uses No Nails as toothpaste.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Just googled him and can safely say YUK!

even if he is hard its still YUK!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman in the world, as a result of this they bleed once a month for 5 days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman in the world, as a result of this they bleed once a month for 5 days"

knew I shouldnt have had those bloody marys at his house!!!!

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By *orestersCouple
over a year ago

The Forest

They say that there is no chin beneath his beard, just another fist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

chuck norris uses paper to cut scissors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

chuck norris decapitates anyone who gives him a BJ as he shoots his load.BE WARNED

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He was a ginger! Nuff said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chuck Norris teabags bear traps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chuck norris is half cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry. The man ate a fucking jeep.

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