FabSwingers.com forum: Best and worst compliment

By *aughty_amazon OP Woman
over a year ago

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So come on let's hear your best and worst compliment you've received on here......

Best: no way are you 37.

Worst: that pussy looks so sweet I wanna destroy it.

I hate vulgar compliments, much prefer ones about my face pics or personality after we've met or spoken for a while.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't really acknowledge compliments off strangers on here that don't know me as they are obviously designed to get into my knickers ...

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By *iver2015Woman
over a year ago

middlesbrough

Worst - I want to smash in your arse.

Best - You're pretty funny.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

I hate to burst your bubble, but "no way you're 37" could be taken either way

Mine is "Mr ddc is ok, in his own special way". Again, I'm not sure if it's my best or my worst.

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't really acknowledge compliments off strangers on here that don't know me as they are obviously designed to get into my knickers ...

I'll thank someone for a compliment but I don't really give any credence to them for the same reason. The only compliments that mean something to me are those from my OH.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best: you're equally as pretty without make up (very conscious without it)

Worst: yes size 8 is big for women's feet, they must be like boats

- yes it is big for a lady but I cant change my shoe size

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best : your body is amazing.

Worst: is that a penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best- you're smart, funny and non rapey.

Worst- you're the most beautiful woman on fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nice tits..

your pretty for a fat lass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best: you're equally as pretty without make up (very conscious without it)

Worst: yes size 8 is big for women's feet, they must be like boats

- yes it is big for a lady but I cant change my shoe size

lol I don't think I've ever told anyone my shoe size!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst- you're the most beautiful woman on fab. "

i very nearly just pissed myself then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best - I could just follow you and stare at your back all day.

Worst - Blocked after sending a face pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best: you're equally as pretty without make up (very conscious without it)

Worst: yes size 8 is big for women's feet, they must be like boats

- yes it is big for a lady but I cant change my shoe size

lol I don't think I've ever told anyone my shoe size! "

Lol I probably should have lied and said size 4

to be honest I cant even remember how shoe sizes came up in conversation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst- you're the most beautiful woman on fab.

i very nearly just pissed myself then

I'd love to say it was a joke.

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By *aughty_amazon OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Best: you're equally as pretty without make up (very conscious without it)

Worst: yes size 8 is big for women's feet, they must be like boats

- yes it is big for a lady but I cant change my shoe size

Same size here...my comeback is but I need them to balance out my massive boob's or I'd fall over

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By *aughty_amazon OP Woman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"Best- you're smart, funny and non rapey.

Worst- you're the most beautiful woman on fab. "

Oh hatter I did a little Wee then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best: you're equally as pretty without make up (very conscious without it)

Worst: yes size 8 is big for women's feet, they must be like boats

- yes it is big for a lady but I cant change my shoe size

Same size here...my comeback is but I need them to balance out my massive boob's or I'd fall over

Well no one can argue with that one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best: "you have a Goldilocks cock, just right"

Worst: " you're brave putting up face pics, most ugly guys dont"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best: "you have a Goldilocks cock, just right"

Worst: " you're brave putting up face pics, most ugly guys dont""

some people are just plain rude on here! That's terrible!

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

I don't get Aney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't get Aney

You do seem a canny bloke .. there's one for you

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By *aughty_amazon OP Woman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"Best: you're equally as pretty without make up (very conscious without it)

Worst: yes size 8 is big for women's feet, they must be like boats

- yes it is big for a lady but I cant change my shoe size

Same size here...my comeback is but I need them to balance out my massive boob's or I'd fall over

Well no one can argue with that one!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Best- you're pretty fucking fine from head to toe

Worst - you look like olive from on the buses. Glad I changed my glasses and hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't get Aney

You can rock a snazzy shirt!

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By *aughty_amazon OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Best- you're pretty fucking fine from head to toe

Worst - you look like olive from on the buses. Glad I changed my glasses and hair

Olive

was the dude blind?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best - you look like butter wouldn't melt in your mouth

Worst - personal insults

Kinky

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Best- you're pretty fucking fine from head to toe

Worst - you look like olive from on the buses. Glad I changed my glasses and hair

Olive

was the dude blind?"

it was a friend not a dude

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By *oi_LucyCouple
over a year ago

Barbados

One woman in a club, who I'd never spoken to before, looked at me pensively and then said "You are very assertive". I *think* that was a compliment and not a back-handed way of telling me to shut the fuck up lol

Worst was: "You look like Theo Paphitis".

Mrs. once got "Your head looks too big for your body" by another women in a club once. She didn't think it was too big when it was wrapped around her husband's cock earlier though!

-Matt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. You have such a beautiful cock.

2. I like how you really sweat a lot when you fuck me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hand a guy just tell me a nice one. Said someone would be lucky to go with me. That was nice

One that annoyed me was when l a got a message asking'how my handsome cock' was. Instant block.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Hand a guy just tell me a nice one. Said someone would be lucky to go with me. That was nice

One that annoyed me was when l a got a message asking'how my handsome cock' was. Instant block."

Nice tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't really acknowledge compliments off strangers on here that don't know me as they are obviously designed to get into my knickers ...

isn't the point of being on this site for some to get in your knickers ?????

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

The best was: "I didn't have sex with my boyfriend at the weekend because he's just not as good in the sack as you."

The worst: Pfft... I forget...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best " your slippers look cute

Worst " your slippers look cute

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Best compliment and it actually meant a lot was a veri.

Worst: I bet you can get away with child fare on the bus you're so small and cute.

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By *layfulCouple86Couple
over a year ago

Lancashire

"Best- you're smart, funny and non rapey.

Worst- you're the most beautiful woman on fab. "

This properly tickled me

Mr. P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best ........you two are sooooo hot

and in all fairness we never had a bad one . But then again we are both really hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best you look great for 47

Worst do you fancy meeting I've never been with a t/v

Said by same person yesterday.the brat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best - I could just follow you and stare at your back all day.

Worst - Blocked after sending a face pic

Haha.that's gas.same happened to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best: I'm the luckiest man on fab tonight

Worst: I don't give a fuck about your stupid kids

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Best- you're smart, funny and non rapey.

Worst- you're the most beautiful woman on fab. "

I must admit this has slightly killed me off, quality

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By *aughty_amazon OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Best: I'm the luckiest man on fab tonight

Worst: I don't give a fuck about your stupid kids

Wow hate that when they think kids are irrelevant, real life takes priority

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

I get you dont look that old quite alot lol.

Miss.

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