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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fella at work hides his milk and uses everyone else's

Tight cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fella at work hides his milk and uses everyone else's

Tight cunt "

Or smart?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wank in milk. Tell everyone else not to drink it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a similar thing at one of my past work places. 12 guys coughed up some phlegm into the milk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Then there was the gravy granules in the instant coffee....and cigarette ash.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a similar thing at one of my past work places. 12 guys coughed up some phlegm into the milk. "

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

"Fella at work hides his milk and uses everyone else's

Tight cunt "

Also a thick cunt , why buy any if you don't use it !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fella at work hides his milk and uses everyone else's

Tight cunt

Also a thick cunt , why buy any if you don't use it !"

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

I had everyone use my milk and not buy their own, bottle of laxative pills crushed up in it solved that problem. I told them the next day they came on shift, they didn't see the funny side. No idea why.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had everyone use my milk and not buy their own, bottle of laxative pills crushed up in it solved that problem. I told them the next day they came on shift, they didn't see the funny side. No idea why."

Yikes! Really gladmy workplace provides milk for everyone ha ha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...I've heard pelvic floor exercises help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If he hides his and uses everyone else's why does he waste money on his. Confused...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wank in milk. Tell everyone else not to drink it."

Actually did this once! Worked in a place where we had to get our own milk tea ect.

The night security guard was pinching the milk not just a little bit but it would go a pint at a time.

So one of us wanked into the bottle just opened ad left it in the fridge, sure enough the next morning it was gone.

Next night left a note saying hope you enjoyed the milk last night it was fertilised

Yes I know it had been done before but had to be done and the milk never got touched again

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

It's just milk for fuck sake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's just milk for fuck sake

No it's a principle!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My grandfather had been moaning about his milk tasting weak in work, one day he was in the canteen and a bloke offered to make him a cuppa tea, got my grandads milk out, used it then filled it up with water saying to my grandad, "I always use this fellas milk but top it up so he doesn't notice" my grampa said it's my bloody milk you bastard, use it but don't fill it up with water!

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By *icked_tongueMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Got sick and tired of cheeky bastards nicking my milk out of the communal fridge so I borrowed some bowel prep from work ,dissolved that in it and waited for the results....needless to say no more nicked milk ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thing is nobody really minds if someone borrows a little maybe leaves a note and makes up for it by buying some to replace.

But take the piss and expect a reaction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good grief there's some sad twisted feckers around.

And they're happy to post about it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's just milk for fuck sake

I just don't get why on a light hearted thread you feel the need

It's a bit of fun

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

"Fella at work hides his milk and uses everyone else's

Tight cunt "
exiled yorkshireman by chance ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fella at work hides his milk and uses everyone else's

Tight cunt exiled yorkshireman by chance ?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If he hides his and uses everyone else's why does he waste money on his. Confused..."

Simple

He uses his when the other runs out

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Fella at work hides his milk and uses everyone else's

Tight cunt "

Is it you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fella at work hides his milk and uses everyone else's

Tight cunt

Is it you? "

Ya got me

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Fella at work hides his milk and uses everyone else's

Tight cunt

Is it you?

Ya got me

are you hiding sugar too ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Somebody nicked my trifle a few weeks ago,i was devastated....bastards

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

I'm hoping some of this is hyperbole with a hint of Baron Munchausen for effect as surely no one would be that warped to truly post their actions.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Good grief there's some sad twisted feckers around.

And they're happy to post about it

Totally lacking in self awareness and how they come across. Scary, sick people!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good grief there's some sad twisted feckers around.

And they're happy to post about it

Totally lacking in self awareness and how they come across. Scary, sick people!

Should leave my stuff alone then

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

We had a similar situation at work with someone using tea bags. There was all kinds of dire retribution planned, I approached the person and asked for a contribution to the tea fund which they were happy to give but I suppose that isn't as interesting as making them unwittingly ingest your bodily fluids or giving them a dose of laxative.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"We had a similar situation at work with someone using tea bags. There was all kinds of dire retribution planned, I approached the person and asked for a contribution to the tea fund which they were happy to give but I suppose that isn't as interesting as making them unwittingly ingest your bodily fluids or giving them a dose of laxative."

Rationality instead of overreacting disgusting behavior?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I avoid the milk war by drinking fruit tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think being ungenerous is a really unattractive quality!

You need to leave a polite " use your own fucking milk you tight cunt" note on the fridge

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I think being ungenerous is a really unattractive quality!

You need to leave a polite " use your own fucking milk you tight cunt" note on the fridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think being ungenerous is a really unattractive quality!

You need to leave a polite " use your own fucking milk you tight cunt" note on the fridge

Correct.....or "if i catch you using my milk i will scoop you're eyeballs out with a spoon and fuck you're eye sockets" something like that

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I think being ungenerous is a really unattractive quality!

You need to leave a polite " use your own fucking milk you tight cunt" note on the fridge

and maybe add 'if you don't want to, be aware the contents of this innocent looking bottle may contain phlegm (yuk)or semen..

barf..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good grief there's some sad twisted feckers around.

And they're happy to post about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take in a tin, write 'Tea Fund' on it, suggest daily or weekly donation, buy tea/coffee/sugar/sweetner/milk.

Job done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's just milk for fuck sake

I just don't get why on a light hearted thread you feel the need

It's a bit of fun

Fun, that soon descended into people discussing getting people to ingest semen, phlegm and medicinal preparations without their knowledge. Why can't people be up front about their issues nowadays?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think being ungenerous is a really unattractive quality!

You need to leave a polite " use your own fucking milk you tight cunt" note on the fridge

Correct.....or "if i catch you using my milk i will scoop you're eyeballs out with a spoon and fuck you're eye sockets" something like that"

That's just it

He doesn't use the fridge

Keeps it in his bag!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should leave my stuff alone then

There is absolutely no danger of any of your stuff getting anywhere near me......ever

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"It's just milk for fuck sake

No it's a principle!! "

It really is just Fucking milk.ife is too short to get bogged down in pettiness like this.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"It's just milk for fuck sake

I just don't get why on a light hearted thread you feel the need

It's a bit of fun

LOL..... Ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think being ungenerous is a really unattractive quality!

You need to leave a polite " use your own fucking milk you tight cunt" note on the fridge

Correct.....or "if i catch you using my milk i will scoop you're eyeballs out with a spoon and fuck you're eye sockets" something like that

That's just it

He doesn't use the fridge

Keeps it in his bag!!! "

Confront him... follow to the break area, watch him do it and ask him why he takes other peoples milk when he has his own in his bag...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think being ungenerous is a really unattractive quality!

You need to leave a polite " use your own fucking milk you tight cunt" note on the fridge

Correct.....or "if i catch you using my milk i will scoop you're eyeballs out with a spoon and fuck you're eye sockets" something like that

That's just it

He doesn't use the fridge

Keeps it in his bag!!!

Confront him... follow to the break area, watch him do it and ask him why he takes other peoples milk when he has his own in his bag...

xx"

Then shit in his bag?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's just milk for fuck sake

No it's a principle!!

It really is just Fucking milk.ife is too short to get bogged down in pettiness like this. "

Not at all petty, doesn't matter what you steal its just downright rude and disrespectful to your work colleagues...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think being ungenerous is a really unattractive quality!

You need to leave a polite " use your own fucking milk you tight cunt" note on the fridge

Correct.....or "if i catch you using my milk i will scoop you're eyeballs out with a spoon and fuck you're eye sockets" something like that

That's just it

He doesn't use the fridge

Keeps it in his bag!!!

Confront him... follow to the break area, watch him do it and ask him why he takes other peoples milk when he has his own in his bag...

Then shit in his bag?"

Why shit in his bag?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think being ungenerous is a really unattractive quality!

You need to leave a polite " use your own fucking milk you tight cunt" note on the fridge

Correct.....or "if i catch you using my milk i will scoop you're eyeballs out with a spoon and fuck you're eye sockets" something like that

That's just it

He doesn't use the fridge

Keeps it in his bag!!!

Confront him... follow to the break area, watch him do it and ask him why he takes other peoples milk when he has his own in his bag...

Then shit in his bag?

Why shit in his bag?

I assumed it was de rigueur.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think being ungenerous is a really unattractive quality!

You need to leave a polite " use your own fucking milk you tight cunt" note on the fridge

Correct.....or "if i catch you using my milk i will scoop you're eyeballs out with a spoon and fuck you're eye sockets" something like that

That's just it

He doesn't use the fridge

Keeps it in his bag!!!

Confront him... follow to the break area, watch him do it and ask him why he takes other peoples milk when he has his own in his bag...

Then shit in his bag?

Why shit in his bag?

I assumed it was de rigueur."

;-)...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's just milk for fuck sake

I just don't get why on a light hearted thread you feel the need

It's a bit of fun

LOL..... Ok

Lots of other threads to join

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should leave my stuff alone then

There is absolutely no danger of any of your stuff getting anywhere near me......ever"

that suits me just fine

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By *van ArdenMan
over a year ago

Coleford, Forest of Dean, Gloucestershire.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"It's just milk for fuck sake

I just don't get why on a light hearted thread you feel the need

It's a bit of fun

LOL..... Ok

Lots of other threads to join

Indeed there are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fella at work hides his milk and uses everyone else's

Tight cunt

Also a thick cunt , why buy any if you don't use it !"

That was my thought...you still end up with a milk bill and have gone off milk to dispose of after a while

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's just milk for fuck sake

I just don't get why on a light hearted thread you feel the need

It's a bit of fun

LOL..... Ok

Lots of other threads to join

Indeed there are

Why fuck mine up then (sorry, try to)

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"It's just milk for fuck sake

I just don't get why on a light hearted thread you feel the need

It's a bit of fun

LOL..... Ok

Lots of other threads to join

Indeed there are

Why fuck mine up then (sorry, try to)"

I think you are taking this too seriously.... Maybe you should lighten up

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

150 years ago when I was a teenager my friend took a swig from someone else's can of . It was full of cigarette butts...could have been much worse I now realise

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's just milk for fuck sake

I just don't get why on a light hearted thread you feel the need

It's a bit of fun

LOL..... Ok

Lots of other threads to join

Indeed there are

Why fuck mine up then (sorry, try to)

I think you are taking this too seriously.... Maybe you should lighten up

I couldn't be more lightened up

I find thread wreckers tiresome

I believe it was you who came across as very agitated at the thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tried that new sandwich other day Dave's butty it was called

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put your regular milk in a bottle labelled 'goats milk'.

No one will touch it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put your regular milk in a bottle labelled 'goats milk'.

No one will touch it.

Hahahaha

this is the way forward

I've taken goats milk to work before, someone used it in their tea & promptly spat it across the desk

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"It's just milk for fuck sake

I just don't get why on a light hearted thread you feel the need

It's a bit of fun

LOL..... Ok

Lots of other threads to join

Indeed there are

Why fuck mine up then (sorry, try to)

I think you are taking this too seriously.... Maybe you should lighten up

this..

a nice cuppa usually helps, just check the milk first..

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Damn,

I'm glad I take my coffee black and without sugar..

Some of the revenge stories have made me chuckle.. And I've made a list of names entitled "don't piss them off".. Vindictive buggers aren't you..

I'd hate to think what you would do if you found out I had borrowed your house and used it as a brothel the last time you was on holiday..

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"It's just milk for fuck sake

I just don't get why on a light hearted thread you feel the need

It's a bit of fun

LOL..... Ok

Lots of other threads to join

Indeed there are

Why fuck mine up then (sorry, try to)

I think you are taking this too seriously.... Maybe you should lighten up

I couldn't be more lightened up

I find thread wreckers tiresome

I believe it was you who came across as very agitated at the thread "

You definitely seem very carefree

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's just milk for fuck sake

I just don't get why on a light hearted thread you feel the need

It's a bit of fun

LOL..... Ok

Lots of other threads to join

Indeed there are

Why fuck mine up then (sorry, try to)

I think you are taking this too seriously.... Maybe you should lighten up

I couldn't be more lightened up

I find thread wreckers tiresome

I believe it was you who came across as very agitated at the thread

You definitely seem very carefree

I am

Just can't stand aggressive forum people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's just milk for fuck sake

I just don't get why on a light hearted thread you feel the need

It's a bit of fun

LOL..... Ok

Lots of other threads to join

Indeed there are

Why fuck mine up then (sorry, try to)

I think you are taking this too seriously.... Maybe you should lighten up

I couldn't be more lightened up

I find thread wreckers tiresome

I believe it was you who came across as very agitated at the thread

You definitely seem very carefree

I'm sorry, but you did just make me spit coffee all over the keyboard.

Perfect.......

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"It's just milk for fuck sake

I just don't get why on a light hearted thread you feel the need

It's a bit of fun

LOL..... Ok

Lots of other threads to join

Indeed there are

Why fuck mine up then (sorry, try to)

I think you are taking this too seriously.... Maybe you should lighten up

I couldn't be more lightened up

I find thread wreckers tiresome

I believe it was you who came across as very agitated at the thread

You definitely seem very carefree

I am

Just can't stand aggressive forum people

I prefer the term incredulous. After all.... It's just milk for fuck sake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thats just plain mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's just milk for fuck sake

I just don't get why on a light hearted thread you feel the need

It's a bit of fun

LOL..... Ok

Lots of other threads to join

Indeed there are

Why fuck mine up then (sorry, try to)

I think you are taking this too seriously.... Maybe you should lighten up

I couldn't be more lightened up

I find thread wreckers tiresome

I believe it was you who came across as very agitated at the thread

You definitely seem very carefree

I am

Just can't stand aggressive forum people

I prefer the term incredulous. After all.... It's just milk for fuck sake

Leave it be, you'll be accused of bullying next......

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