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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I was woken by the sound of the Wales GB Rally teams revving up and passing through my town, which started at about 7.30.. grrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something sticking in my leg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my child being sick...

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By *ambslass48Woman
over a year ago

Peterborough

"I was woken by the sound of the Wales GB Rally teams revving up and passing through my town, which started at about 7.30.. grrrrrr"

Bloody delivery men 2 hours early with new dining set. Wouldnt have minded so much if I wasn't so full of cold and hardly slept

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My phone pinging with a deliciously filthy message being sent to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My butler

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"my child being sick...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stress

Or i should say what kept me from sleeping properly at all.

Bloody fat fingers hit delete right after i posted. TWICE!! How the fuck i deleted accidentally twice?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The shits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stress

Or i should say what kept me from sleeping properly at all.

Bloody fat fingers hit delete right after i posted. TWICE!! How the fuck i deleted accidentally twice?!?"

stress and anxiety are killers.. soul destroyers

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

Bacon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me, coughing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The shits

well thats crap...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scared the lil'n will fall off the bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The shits

well thats crap...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Puppies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My alarm unfortunately! Miss T x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hunger

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The shits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cat dribbling all over me and kneading my boob. Not the kind of early morning grope I'd like...

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

1 of my cats walking up and down the bed cos she wants har breakfast.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

A hand on my boob & a growing twitching something on my butt

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

My cat lol,wanting brekkie.

Miss.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Purring cat.....she was very late, I overslept!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cat dribbling all over me and kneading my boob. Not the kind of early morning grope I'd like..."

that wasn't the cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bad dream.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Hardon ! Bloody thing !!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Bin lorry...followed by me running to my wheelie bin praying I got it out on time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alarm. Literally the most annoying noise in the entire universe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alarm. Literally the most annoying noise in the entire universe! "

Urgh, I cringe if I hear my alarm noise at any other time. Pure hatred...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cat dribbling all over me and kneading my boob. Not the kind of early morning grope I'd like...

that wasn't the cat

You must have VERY long arms then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alarm. Literally the most annoying noise in the entire universe!

Urgh, I cringe if I hear my alarm noise at any other time. Pure hatred..."

Agreed! It doesn't even matter which alarm tone it is. They are designed to irritate to the point of extreme anger ha ha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Today program, as normal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My little one woke me up

Shame it wasnt something else

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Then sun coming through the curtains, day off so no alarm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my cats purring in my ear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alarm. Literally the most annoying noise in the entire universe!

Urgh, I cringe if I hear my alarm noise at any other time. Pure hatred...

Agreed! It doesn't even matter which alarm tone it is. They are designed to irritate to the point of extreme anger ha ha."

Yes! Irrational alarm rage... much like the kind of rage when I see people wearing bluetooths!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alarm. Literally the most annoying noise in the entire universe!

Urgh, I cringe if I hear my alarm noise at any other time. Pure hatred...

Agreed! It doesn't even matter which alarm tone it is. They are designed to irritate to the point of extreme anger ha ha.

Yes! Irrational alarm rage... much like the kind of rage when I see people wearing bluetooths! "

Right!? The same kind of rage when you open the door for someone and they walk past without so much as looking at you!

You're weeeelcome!!

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I woke up with a raging horn

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I woke up with a raging horn

What's the story morning glory

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By *GHertsCouple
over a year ago

North Herts

Ms G resetting the alarm for 30 minutes later...and of course I then couldn't get back to sleep!!

Mr G

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cat dribbling all over me and kneading my boob. Not the kind of early morning grope I'd like...

that wasn't the cat

You must have VERY long arms then!"

in and out without being seen haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dog lol

Kinky

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

My 12 yr old son turning on the light at 8.30! Grrrrrr

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"The shits

well thats crap...

Remind me.never to stick my tongue in ur ass again

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

Nothing.....no kids...no work if I didn't need a piss Id still be in bed now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alarm. Literally the most annoying noise in the entire universe!

Urgh, I cringe if I hear my alarm noise at any other time. Pure hatred...

Agreed! It doesn't even matter which alarm tone it is. They are designed to irritate to the point of extreme anger ha ha.

Yes! Irrational alarm rage... much like the kind of rage when I see people wearing bluetooths!

Right!? The same kind of rage when you open the door for someone and they walk past without so much as looking at you!

You're weeeelcome!!

The same kind of rage when the self-service checkout tells you there's an unexpected item in bagging area.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Alarm. Literally the most annoying noise in the entire universe!

Urgh, I cringe if I hear my alarm noise at any other time. Pure hatred..."

Set your phone to wake you up gently with tweeting birds and tinkling streams, lol, I really like my alarm!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alarm. Literally the most annoying noise in the entire universe!

Urgh, I cringe if I hear my alarm noise at any other time. Pure hatred...

Agreed! It doesn't even matter which alarm tone it is. They are designed to irritate to the point of extreme anger ha ha.

Yes! Irrational alarm rage... much like the kind of rage when I see people wearing bluetooths!

Right!? The same kind of rage when you open the door for someone and they walk past without so much as looking at you!

You're weeeelcome!!

The same kind of rage when the self-service checkout tells you there's an unexpected item in bagging area."

I thought that just happened when I bought anything other than a meal for one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alarm. Literally the most annoying noise in the entire universe!

Urgh, I cringe if I hear my alarm noise at any other time. Pure hatred...

Agreed! It doesn't even matter which alarm tone it is. They are designed to irritate to the point of extreme anger ha ha.

Yes! Irrational alarm rage... much like the kind of rage when I see people wearing bluetooths!

Right!? The same kind of rage when you open the door for someone and they walk past without so much as looking at you!

You're weeeelcome!!

The same kind of rage when the self-service checkout tells you there's an unexpected item in bagging area."

Oh don't even get me started!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My alarm. Then I accidentally pressed snooze.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bloody bin men!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alarm. Literally the most annoying noise in the entire universe!

Urgh, I cringe if I hear my alarm noise at any other time. Pure hatred...

Agreed! It doesn't even matter which alarm tone it is. They are designed to irritate to the point of extreme anger ha ha.

Yes! Irrational alarm rage... much like the kind of rage when I see people wearing bluetooths!

Right!? The same kind of rage when you open the door for someone and they walk past without so much as looking at you!

You're weeeelcome!!

The same kind of rage when the self-service checkout tells you there's an unexpected item in bagging area."

The same kind of rage when you stub your toe. Even worse when someone asks you if you are ok..Do I look ok!?!

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By *rKinkedKuntMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

A small human vomiting all over my bed. Is there any better way?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alarm. Literally the most annoying noise in the entire universe!

Urgh, I cringe if I hear my alarm noise at any other time. Pure hatred...

Set your phone to wake you up gently with tweeting birds and tinkling streams, lol, I really like my alarm!"

I would still find it utterly annoying. I tried my favourite song once, I now can't stand the song lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The need to go pee. Lying in bed for 40 mins thinking I don't need to go, then going and not being able to get back asleep. Should have got up, peed then back to bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A small human vomiting all over my bed. Is there any better way?!? "

They could've been vomiting all over your head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Em... because I slept through my alarm

Ess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alarm. Literally the most annoying noise in the entire universe!

Urgh, I cringe if I hear my alarm noise at any other time. Pure hatred...

Agreed! It doesn't even matter which alarm tone it is. They are designed to irritate to the point of extreme anger ha ha.

Yes! Irrational alarm rage... much like the kind of rage when I see people wearing bluetooths!

Right!? The same kind of rage when you open the door for someone and they walk past without so much as looking at you!

You're weeeelcome!!

The same kind of rage when the self-service checkout tells you there's an unexpected item in bagging area.

The same kind of rage when you stub your toe. Even worse when someone asks you if you are ok..Do I look ok!?!

The same kind of rage when your Mum says she'll "just be a minute" and takes 3 hours...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A horrendous dream.

I usually like nightmares but not when they involve loved ones. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alarm. Literally the most annoying noise in the entire universe!

Urgh, I cringe if I hear my alarm noise at any other time. Pure hatred...

Agreed! It doesn't even matter which alarm tone it is. They are designed to irritate to the point of extreme anger ha ha.

Yes! Irrational alarm rage... much like the kind of rage when I see people wearing bluetooths!

Right!? The same kind of rage when you open the door for someone and they walk past without so much as looking at you!

You're weeeelcome!!

The same kind of rage when the self-service checkout tells you there's an unexpected item in bagging area.

The same kind of rage when you stub your toe. Even worse when someone asks you if you are ok..Do I look ok!?!

The same kind of rage when your Mum says she'll "just be a minute" and takes 3 hours..."

The same kind of rage you feel when the film you are watching keeps buffering.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alarm. Literally the most annoying noise in the entire universe!

Urgh, I cringe if I hear my alarm noise at any other time. Pure hatred...

Agreed! It doesn't even matter which alarm tone it is. They are designed to irritate to the point of extreme anger ha ha.

Yes! Irrational alarm rage... much like the kind of rage when I see people wearing bluetooths!

Right!? The same kind of rage when you open the door for someone and they walk past without so much as looking at you!

You're weeeelcome!!

The same kind of rage when the self-service checkout tells you there's an unexpected item in bagging area.

The same kind of rage when you stub your toe. Even worse when someone asks you if you are ok..Do I look ok!?!

The same kind of rage when your Mum says she'll "just be a minute" and takes 3 hours...

The same kind of rage you feel when the film you are watching keeps buffering."

Ooooooh... I felt rage just reading that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My bladder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

got woken up at 9 by the postman, brought me some belly bars, book marks, mortal kombat on dvd and some ps2 games. i'm expecting another one later with the ps2.

i've been out already too, love getting up earlier than everyone else in the house.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bastard seagulls......

25 minutes before my alarm was due...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cat tapping my face letting me know that he needed to go out

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By *rimo4uMan
over a year ago

north kensington w10

"I was woken by the sound of the Wales GB Rally teams revving up and passing through my town, which started at about 7.30.. grrrrrr"

My massive erection as i rolled over! Morning wood can be dangerous you know!

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By *rKinkedKuntMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"A small human vomiting all over my bed. Is there any better way?!?

They could've been vomiting all over your head

Wouldn't be the first time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alarm. Literally the most annoying noise in the entire universe!

Urgh, I cringe if I hear my alarm noise at any other time. Pure hatred...

Agreed! It doesn't even matter which alarm tone it is. They are designed to irritate to the point of extreme anger ha ha.

Yes! Irrational alarm rage... much like the kind of rage when I see people wearing bluetooths!

Right!? The same kind of rage when you open the door for someone and they walk past without so much as looking at you!

You're weeeelcome!!

The same kind of rage when the self-service checkout tells you there's an unexpected item in bagging area."

I FUCKING hate that. I want to smash the machine every time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The lurgie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The milkman woke me up

Delivering milk and driving his milk thingy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dog doing his best mountain goat impression and bouncing across the bed! -.-

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Radio, children, cat, the other half. Some combination. I dunno.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The milkman woke me up

Delivering milk and driving his milk thingy

Lol

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Neighbours drilling. Not sex, they're refitting the whole flat. Taking bloody forever

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Cats fighting to see who could snuggle next to me dont know why they couldn't go one each side

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By *abes in the woodWoman
over a year ago

wales

Going to the toilet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My alarm.... eventually

Beard

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By *azza80Woman
over a year ago

Your wildest Dreams

Txt message alert

Mazza x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Skype call

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By *inkyChrissy99TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

My alarm as always!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of the locals puking in my front garden at 4 this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The internet engineer coming between 8-1 knocking at 7:30!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hubbys alarm clock

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

My gardener

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"One of the locals puking in my front garden at 4 this morning

nice neighbourhood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The shivers from a high temp and also pain

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Dick's alarm for work as every morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A horrendous dream.

I usually like nightmares but not when they involve loved ones. Xxx"

Mum has just phoned. My uncle died this am.

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By *lowercandyWoman
over a year ago

Lancashire

My kitten patting and licking my face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The same thing that's gonna wake me up again in 10 hours time... This bloody phone and it's 4 alarms

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A horrendous dream.

I usually like nightmares but not when they involve loved ones. Xxx

Mum has just phoned. My uncle died this am. "

Sorry to hear that

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

My alarm for work I think. Or my boyfriend after the alarm woke him up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I needed a pee

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

A hot man.

No that's how I wanted to wake up.

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By *enny79TV/TS
over a year ago

chesterfield

"My dog lol

Kinky

Woof woof??? ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A horrendous dream.

I usually like nightmares but not when they involve loved ones. Xxx

Mum has just phoned. My uncle died this am.

Sorry to hear that

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cramp in the bottom of my foot, bloody hurt and was hopping round the bedroom at 6.15

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Daughter (6) sneaking down for breakfast, accidentally standing on my crotch on the way out of bed. Followed about half an hour later by laddo (4) rolling over in sleep and slapping me across the head.

bless 'em.

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By *ightfall79Man
over a year ago

Dunbartonshire

Two cats fighting outside under my bloody bedroom window at 3.30 this morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My bladder

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Dodgy boiler woke me up

Think the timer is playing up

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"A horrendous dream.

I usually like nightmares but not when they involve loved ones. Xxx

Mum has just phoned. My uncle died this am. "

So, so sorry to hear that

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

My alarm

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By *OOM696969Man
over a year ago

BRIDLINGTON

"My alarm

great ain't itg

, massive ball ache...Not that that woke me up ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A horrendous dream.

I usually like nightmares but not when they involve loved ones. Xxx

Mum has just phoned. My uncle died this am.

So, so sorry to hear that"

Thank you. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing I didn't get out of bed till 1'30pm off on holiday for a week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sound of the cows in the field outside window mooing and chewing grass...yes it really is that quiet in the countryside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

....THE ALARM!! lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My erection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Him....

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Natural cycles of the circadian rhythm and needing a cuppa.

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By *htcMan
over a year ago

child

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex ringing half hour before my alarm. Not happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Him....

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