FabSwingers.com forum: Thursday is rant day

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You're on your own today my friends, I'm on a course for most of the day.

I'm sure m'ladys Tink, Mrs SB and Testarossa will be along to assist tut suite......

Go..........

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Sure Miss will be join in when she gets up lol. Jack.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure we can all rant without assistance

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Ffs, why oh why do I have to rant, just cos it's bloody Thursday?

Damn the control freaks...

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"I'm sure m'ladys Tink, Mrs SB and Testarossa will be along to assist tut suite......

Sorry, I may have misheard, did you say toot sweet?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PX_HljAELcA

There, no-one can be ranty after a bit of Dick, surely?

Enjoy your course

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ffs, why oh why do I have to rant, just cos it's bloody Thursday?

Damn the control freaks..."

You don't have to. It's not compulsory.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm sure m'ladys Tink, Mrs SB and Testarossa will be along to assist tut suite......

Sorry, I may have misheard, did you say toot sweet?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PX_HljAELcA

There, no-one can be ranty after a bit of Dick, surely?

Enjoy your course

Mr ddc"

Risk management and lessons learned.

I might show them my Fab sent mail folder.....

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

I WANT MY MUG

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm sure we can all rant without assistance

Some people find it easier than others....

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"I'm sure we can all rant without assistance

But I like to help

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Ffs, why oh why do I have to rant, just cos it's bloody Thursday?

Damn the control freaks..."

I know right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too tired too rant... Perhaps a pathetic mewl instead...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just woke from a horrendous bad dream. I'm soaked in sweet. Needs cwtches.

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Too tired too rant... Perhaps a pathetic mewl instead... "

I join you with a disgruntled 'humph'.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

I fancy paella and cant find a easy recipe

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By *manda63Woman
over a year ago

Southampton

I'm on holiday with my family. He's done a fair amount of whinging and my birthday started badly and ended with a rubbish meal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't had enough sleep!

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"I fancy paella and cant find a easy recipe "

Paella is really easy

I will message you recipe later

MrsSB

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

I haven't had enough sleep!

Crumpets?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't had enough sleep!

Crumpets?

I've got some but I'm off to bed

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

I haven't had enough sleep!

Crumpets?

I've got some but I'm off to bed

You are so helpful pp.

Good night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't had enough sleep!

Crumpets?

I've got some but I'm off to bed

You are so helpful pp.

Good night

I haven't gone yet

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

I haven't had enough sleep!

Crumpets?

I've got some but I'm off to bed

You are so helpful pp.

Good night

I haven't gone yet

Bye bye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't had enough sleep!

Crumpets?

Yeah and tea and sing to me please so I drop off.

I'm not asking for much am I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fancy paella and cant find a easy recipe

Paella is really easy

I will message you recipe later

MrsSB

You tart!! I thought I was special when you told me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't had enough sleep!

Crumpets?

I've got some but I'm off to bed

You are so helpful pp.

Good night

I haven't gone yet

Bye bye

Oh it's like that is it

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Apart from forgetting my phone charging, I left it at work and it is now dead, defunct, Kerouac and pushing up the daisies - I have nothing else to rant about..........YET!

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

I haven't had enough sleep!

Crumpets?

I've got some but I'm off to bed

You are so helpful pp.

Good night

I haven't gone yet

Bye bye

Oh it's like that is it

It's not. I just crossed you guys aren't coming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing to rant about, i woke up happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing to rant about here, last day to work this week and tomorrow is Friday. Which makes a very happy Mrs SnT

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

I'm going with I had to work last sunday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When people mistake your tattoo for a dragon when it's pretty obvious it's a Phoenix!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are people using this thread to say they have nothing to rant about, if you have nothing to rant about then don't rant about it! I came on here to see some interesting rants... Let downs all of you!

Rant over

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By *ilacWoman
over a year ago

Cheshire

When men message so you click on their profile for a nose and all you can see is photos of women's arseholes in the air while the guy is fucking them. You see more female flesh than the guys.

So many times today! Instant turn off.

AND

Another thread with a few people commenting negatively about the aesthetics of vaginas. Makes me never want to take my knickers off again for fear of being judged. Winds me up the body shaming and critiquing that goes on.

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By *ilacWoman
over a year ago

Cheshire

AND

I've just been roped into helping with someone else's horse and it's just head butted me and given me a black eye. Grrrr

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

My rant is......

The 0 meet club is not going as well as I had hoped it wood lol

Ps thanks for the surport comment larst week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's fucking cold out and I have shit loads to do, preparing a vehicle for MOT next week, gotta steam off the underbody, probably get wet and then I will be even colder!

Fuck off winter, bring back summer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No rants here

Kinky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh there isn't server space for my rants today.

I've locked them inside a box. Padlocked it and sat on it. MadMac will deal with them another day.

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By *abes in the woodWoman
over a year ago

wales

I wish didn't have to keep charging my epliator which last 15 mins plus only done nearly both part of my leg .waiting again really need new one

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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People- insufferable pathetic attention seeking prick people, also ignorant people.

The twat that scuffed my car, also a prick.

People that can't control their kids

That'll do for now

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

RANT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've done my back in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I fancy paella and cant find a easy recipe "

Speak to Mrs SB. Job done.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just woke from a horrendous bad dream. I'm soaked in sweet. Needs cwtches.

xxx"

I don't know what they are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just woke from a horrendous bad dream. I'm soaked in sweet. Needs cwtches.

xxx

I don't know what they are.

Welsh cuddles

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm on holiday with my family. He's done a fair amount of whinging and my birthday started badly and ended with a rubbish meal. "

Happy birthday.

Did that help?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I haven't had enough sleep!

Me neither..... fancy snuggling up together?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Apart from forgetting my phone charging, I left it at work and it is now dead, defunct, Kerouac and pushing up the daisies - I have nothing else to rant about..........YET!"

It's early yet.

Well, it was when you posted....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can't stop time can you? That's my rant.

I've got a beer in my hand so it's more of a grumble.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hate having dickheads to work with. Who do what they want instead of through the right channels. Grrr rant over

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm going with I had to work last sunday

I commend your patience in waiting 4 whole days....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I said I'VE DONE MY BACK IN!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When people mistake your tattoo for a dragon when it's pretty obvious it's a Phoenix!"

You have a tattoo? I hadn't noticed.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why are people using this thread to say they have nothing to rant about, if you have nothing to rant about then don't rant about it! I came on here to see some interesting rants... Let downs all of you!

Rant over

Cracking rant!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't had enough sleep!

Me neither..... fancy snuggling up together?

Hot water bottle and a vat of wine too?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"You can't stop time can you? That's my rant.

I've got a beer in my hand so it's more of a grumble. "

Depends on the beer?

Also you can, if you smash your watch

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"AND

I've just been roped into helping with someone else's horse and it's just head butted me and given me a black eye. Grrrr"

Thems good rants there.....

Ouchie.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My rant is......

The 0 meet club is not going as well as I had hoped it wood lol

Ps thanks for the surport comment larst week

It takes a while for some hosted threads to take off.

Keep at it!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't had enough sleep!

Me neither..... fancy snuggling up together?

Hot water bottle and a vat of wine too?"

That just stops my watch. Or have I been missing something all these years?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I said I'VE DONE MY BACK IN!

Ibuleve massage? I feel your pain

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's fucking cold out and I have shit loads to do, preparing a vehicle for MOT next week, gotta steam off the underbody, probably get wet and then I will be even colder!

Fuck off winter, bring back summer."

Hear hear!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh there isn't server space for my rants today.

I've locked them inside a box. Padlocked it and sat on it. MadMac will deal with them another day. "

Should we be afraid???????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't had enough sleep!

Me neither..... fancy snuggling up together?

Hot water bottle and a vat of wine too?

That just stops my watch. Or have I been missing something all these years?

. "

Hmmm.

You're lost.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wish didn't have to keep charging my epliator which last 15 mins plus only done nearly both part of my leg .waiting again really need new one "

15 minutes to do one leg?

How long are your legs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"People- insufferable pathetic attention seeking prick people, also ignorant people.

The twat that scuffed my car, also a prick.

People that can't control their kids

That'll do for now

Don't forget, people you want to throat punch.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"RANT"

ROARRRRRRRRRRR

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"People- insufferable pathetic attention seeking prick people, also ignorant people.

The twat that scuffed my car, also a prick.

People that can't control their kids

That'll do for now

Don't forget, people you want to throat punch.......

I'm not feeling aggressive today

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've done my back in.

Joins the queue to give Harlot a massage.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My rant is why do able bodied younger women with shopping trolleys take up the space on a bus that's meant to be for elderly and disabled, then don't move when a person with a stick gets on. XXX

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just woke from a horrendous bad dream. I'm soaked in sweet. Needs cwtches.

xxx

I don't know what they are.

Welsh cuddles

Why not say cuddles then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I said I'VE DONE MY BACK IN!

Ibuleve massage? I feel your pain"

That's kind of you to comment.

I will apply wine and the ibuleve later.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You can't stop time can you? That's my rant.

I've got a beer in my hand so it's more of a grumble. "

I'm not a feckin timelord!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I said I'VE DONE MY BACK IN!

Ibuleve massage? I feel your pain

That's kind of you to comment.

I will apply wine and the ibuleve later."

Speedy recovery

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hate having dickheads to work with. Who do what they want instead of through the right channels. Grrr rant over"

*looks around the office....

He MUST work here......

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"You can't stop time can you? That's my rant.

I've got a beer in my hand so it's more of a grumble.

I'm not a feckin timelord!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I haven't had enough sleep!

Me neither..... fancy snuggling up together?

Hot water bottle and a vat of wine too?"

Hell yes.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I couldn't sleep at all last night. Not even for a minute. Marc has gotten a few interviews and I think they've been on my mind too much. Hopefully I'll do better tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"People- insufferable pathetic attention seeking prick people, also ignorant people.

The twat that scuffed my car, also a prick.

People that can't control their kids

That'll do for now

Don't forget, people you want to throat punch.......

I'm not feeling aggressive today

I spose an angry fucks out of the question then.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"People- insufferable pathetic attention seeking prick people, also ignorant people.

The twat that scuffed my car, also a prick.

People that can't control their kids

That'll do for now

Don't forget, people you want to throat punch.......

I'm not feeling aggressive today

I spose an angry fucks out of the question then.

Well now.

Can I throw you down and get you in a choke hold?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I couldn't sleep at all last night. Not even for a minute. Marc has gotten a few interviews and I think they've been on my mind too much. Hopefully I'll do better tonight

And reeeeeeeelaaaaaaaxxxxxxxx

Tell Marc good luck from me.

And congratulations on getting out of the attick....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"People- insufferable pathetic attention seeking prick people, also ignorant people.

The twat that scuffed my car, also a prick.

People that can't control their kids

That'll do for now

Don't forget, people you want to throat punch.......

I'm not feeling aggressive today

I spose an angry fucks out of the question then.

Well now.

Can I throw you down and get you in a choke hold?

Gulp.......

yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've done my back in.

Joins the queue to give Harlot a massage......."

Yeah, right.

Queue.

*only you*

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

"I said I'VE DONE MY BACK IN!

Ibuleve massage? I feel your pain

That's kind of you to comment.

I will apply wine and the ibuleve later."

Wine massage? Red ok ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've done my back in.

Joins the queue to give Harlot a massage.......

Yeah, right.

Queue.

*only you*

Awesome, I'm at the front.

Whoop whoop whoop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going with I had to work last sunday

I could rant about that. And having to leave coffee....

....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I said I'VE DONE MY BACK IN!

Ibuleve massage? I feel your pain

That's kind of you to comment.

I will apply wine and the ibuleve later.

Wine massage? Red ok ?

Why the hell not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just woke from a horrendous bad dream. I'm soaked in sweet. Needs cwtches.

xxx

I don't know what they are.

Welsh cuddles.

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just woke from a horrendous bad dream. I'm soaked in sweet. Needs cwtches.

xxx

I don't know what they are.

Welsh cuddles

Why not say cuddles then?

To confound the foreigners

xxx

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

"I said I'VE DONE MY BACK IN!

Ibuleve massage? I feel your pain

That's kind of you to comment.

I will apply wine and the ibuleve later.

Wine massage? Red ok ?

Why the hell not?"

Well red would be a warm massage as it's served at room temperature. ..White would be a cool massage as it would be chilled...warming massages are better though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just woke from a horrendous bad dream. I'm soaked in sweet. Needs cwtches.

xxx

I don't know what they are.

Welsh cuddles

Why not say cuddles then?

To confound the foreigners

xxx"

It worked.

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By *abes in the woodWoman
over a year ago

wales

"I wish didn't have to keep charging my epliator which last 15 mins plus only done nearly both part of my leg .waiting again really need new one

15 minutes to do one leg?

How long are your legs

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charge not lasting on it think need new one onch should last hour after charge but it not

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