FabSwingers.com forum: Advice on finding a love interest

By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Well its official, the ginger twat has dumped me for stacey solomon. Ive been seeing it coming for the last couple of days. Thing is i cant just stop my feelings for him just like that. What i need is a new love interest to take my mind off him.

Anyone have any ideas of who my next love could be

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

John McCririck...

you are guaranteed no other love rival

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"John McCririck...

you are guaranteed no other love rival"

VIEW!!!!!!!!!!!! Its 6.30 in the evening and ive not had my dinner yet!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Cookie monster has always been mine il lend him for a bit if ya like

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"John McCririck...

you are guaranteed no other love rival

VIEW!!!!!!!!!!!! Its 6.30 in the evening and ive not had my dinner yet!!!!!!!!!!!!"

he carries a pair of droopy white Y fronts well..

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over a year ago

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"John McCririck...

you are guaranteed no other love rival

VIEW!!!!!!!!!!!! Its 6.30 in the evening and ive not had my dinner yet!!!!!!!!!!!!

he carries a pair of droopy white Y fronts well.."

well white-ish........

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

YOUR BLOCKED

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"[Removed by poster at 09/05/11 18:45:10]"

see the mnetion of his name and you are all fingers and thumbs...

see protesteth too much me thinks......

ask him for tip for the 3.15 @ Doncaster please x

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about Gillian Mckeith?

Watch out though... she's into skat

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Bollocks, ive lost the ability to quote lol

Stop it, i have the same sensation now as when someone has cow licked me and its not pleasant. Good for the diet though

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"How about Gillian Mckeith?

Watch out though... she's into skat

now there is a FFM...

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

All my senses have gone now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Whats a cow lick?

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"All my senses have gone now lol"

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Whats a cow lick?"

when someone swipes a big longue full lick of your face, it makes me ill

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

long with their tongue of fuck ive lost it now

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"long with their tongue of fuck ive lost it now"

my work here is done......

John, she is all yours...

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"Whats a cow lick?

when someone swipes a big longue full lick of your face, it makes me ill"

EEEEWWWWWWWWW is that what its called? my friends hubby did that to me once at a party

nearly threw up in his face!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about Gillian Mckeith?

Watch out though... she's into skat

now there is a FFM...

Gillian is the 'M' I think

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I cant read this thread anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that brian cox I hear is a nice guy diamond.....plus hes great at number quizzes hehehehheheheheheheheehhhehehehehee x

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"that brian cox I hear is a nice guy diamond.....plus hes great at number quizzes hehehehheheheheheheheehhhehehehehee x"

He is flipping gorgeous and im going to totally ignore your last sentence. For the time being.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Diamond and John up a tree...

ing..........

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Diamond and John up a tree...

ing..........

Such a shame its against forum rules to tell people to fuck off and call them twats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just cos Keith Lemmon is off the market.. try Leigh Francis :D

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Diamond and John up a tree...

ing..........

Such a shame its against forum rules to tell people to fuck off and call them twats

is the actor who played Steptoe's dad still alive?

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Just cos Keith Lemmon is off the market.. try Leigh Francis :D "

Not half as bang tidy as my keithy boy and hes older

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Diamond and John up a tree...

ing..........

Such a shame its against forum rules to tell people to fuck off and call them twats

is the actor who played Steptoe's dad still alive?"

You should know,

heard he had you a couple of socials ago

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Diamond and John up a tree...

ing..........

Such a shame its against forum rules to tell people to fuck off and call them twats

is the actor who played Steptoe's dad still alive?

You should know,

heard he had you a couple of socials ago"

thats why I was asking... he was gasping for air and turning blue whilst I drove it in ........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'ow about a bit of Paddy McGuiness mmmmmmmmmmmmm

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Diamond and John up a tree...

ing..........

Such a shame its against forum rules to tell people to fuck off and call them twats

is the actor who played Steptoe's dad still alive?

You should know,

heard he had you a couple of socials ago

thats why I was asking... he was gasping for air and turning blue whilst I drove it in ........"

Not surprised, you was supposed to put the bag over your head not his

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Diamond and John up a tree...

ing..........

Such a shame its against forum rules to tell people to fuck off and call them twats

is the actor who played Steptoe's dad still alive?

You should know,

heard he had you a couple of socials ago

thats why I was asking... he was gasping for air and turning blue whilst I drove it in ........

Not surprised, you was supposed to put the bag over your head not his"

I did...ffs, it was that or hot poker in my eyes..

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

anyway he died 26 years ago so hes out the equation lol

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"anyway he died 26 years ago so hes out the equation lol"

John Major ??? he is a goer

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Im going to bed to have a nervous breakdown and if i have nightmares about john (cant even type his full name) then i shall be making a vodoo doll of you and sticking the pins in

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Im going to bed to have a nervous breakdown and if i have nightmares about john (cant even type his full name) then i shall be making a vodoo doll of you and sticking the pins in"

ok.... cool with that..

only oral pricking tho.. I dont do anal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lembit Opik????

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Lembit Opik????"

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Andrew Lloyd Webber haha!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

bloody pity Shadrack Dingle snuffed it in Emmerdale...

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