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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok .... so you alone just walking along the high street or in your car or on a train or the tube or a bus...

What sort of face are you wearing?

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Same as it allways is lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Same as it allways is lol"

Is it a happy face.....?

Would people who saw you, think that man looks happy..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Resting bitch face

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

"Resting bitch face

Yup, me too.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Same as it allways is lol

Is it a happy face.....?

Would people who saw you, think that man looks happy..?

I have no idear lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Resting bitch face

Ah ok, so is that like an intentional slightly intimidating, keep your distance mother-fooker type face.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Same as it allways is lol

Is it a happy face.....?

Would people who saw you, think that man looks happy..?

I have no idear lol"

Well you need to check,...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Serene, unless it's cold out; then it's screwed up and miserable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People say I am always smiling.

(on the inside I am dying, DYING I TELL YOU)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"People say I am always smiling.

(on the inside I am dying, DYING I TELL YOU)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Adorable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually my 'get out of my way, I need to be somewhere!' face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LOL resting bitch face...

WTF fuck off face...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy face

takes less effort to smile

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Ok .... so you alone just walking along the high street or in your car or on a train or the tube or a bus...

What sort of face are you wearing?

Tbh I'm one of those annoyingly happy people - so unless something is going very wrong in my life I'm more likely to be seen with a simple, cheesy grin on my face that a frown! Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Serene, unless it's cold out; then it's screwed up and miserable."

I find "Cold-weather-face-screwing" demands concerted effort......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Happy face

takes less effort to smile"

That's the ticket... ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok .... so you alone just walking along the high street or in your car or on a train or the tube or a bus...

What sort of face are you wearing?

Tbh I'm one of those annoyingly happy people - so unless something is going very wrong in my life I'm more likely to be seen with a simple, cheesy grin on my face that a frown! Xx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Resting bitch face

This all the way, I look like a right grumpy fucker

Beard

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Usually my 'get out of my way, I need to be somewhere!' face

Yikes......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Adorable. "

Awwwww bless,,,,

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

The kind that attracts every little old dear I encounter into trying to talk my ear off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Recently I've been sporting the Thousand Yard Stare mixed with the Don't You Fucking Start mouth, with the loosely clenched fist accessory. I don't do well with October.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Recently I've been sporting the Thousand Yard Stare mixed with the Don't You Fucking Start mouth, with the loosely clenched fist accessory. I don't do well with October."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The kind that attracts every little old dear I encounter into trying to talk my ear off "

That's a good face to wear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like I'm about to do somersomerone some damage, I've been told I always look one wanker away from losing it and going postal, but I'm a friendly old bugger honest, its just the way my face sits

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

My face says anybody who wants to tell me all their intimate business go for it !!

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"The kind that attracts every little old dear I encounter into trying to talk my ear off

That's a good face to wear

I don't mind it as long as I'm not in a hurry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Like I'm about to do somersomerone some damage, I've been told I always look one wanker away from losing it and going postal, but I'm a friendly old bugger honest, its just the way my face sits

So would it be fair to say ,,,, you basically wear a face resembling the anger of bulldog licking shit from a thistle ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My face says anybody who wants to tell me all their intimate business go for it !!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stand offish apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Serene, unless it's cold out; then it's screwed up and miserable.

I find "Cold-weather-face-screwing" demands concerted effort......

Comes naturally to me when it's freezing out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marc tells me that I usually look very unapproachable. My default face is "leave me alone."

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Probably I'm too tired to give a shit face.

Neither happy nor sad

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Calm and serene, with a Mona Lisa smile

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stand offish apparently

That's an acquired skill....

I have a aloof face I sometime wear for certain situations..

But its usually masking a stifled snigger just bursting to erupt giving my game away....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Calm and serene, with a Mona Lisa smile"

So is true about the eyebrows...?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Calm and serene, with a Mona Lisa smile

So is true about the eyebrows...?

Who's?

La Gioconda has no eyebrows. I, as you can see, do.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Marc tells me that I usually look very unapproachable. My default face is "leave me alone."

But does it really mean I want a (((Hug)))...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Calm and serene, with a Mona Lisa smile

So is true about the eyebrows...?

Who's?

La Gioconda has no eyebrows. I, as you can see, do."

Joe you know where I'm coming from...

So you can jolly well stop all this highfalutin name dropping my man ..... just stop it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do not approach me, do not look at me, do not make small chat. This is everywhere though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do not approach me, do not look at me, do not make small chat. This is everywhere though

Ok..... a guilty face eh! .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like I'm about to do somersomerone some damage, I've been told I always look one wanker away from losing it and going postal, but I'm a friendly old bugger honest, its just the way my face sits

So would it be fair to say ,,,, you basically wear a face resembling the anger of bulldog licking shit from a thistle ?

Yeah, its not nice to look at, but its a lovely place to sit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Like I'm about to do somersomerone some damage, I've been told I always look one wanker away from losing it and going postal, but I'm a friendly old bugger honest, its just the way my face sits

So would it be fair to say ,,,, you basically wear a face resembling the anger of bulldog licking shit from a thistle ?

Yeah, its not nice to look at, but its a lovely place to sit

Erm read that back to yourself......

That's gonna take me some serious thinking about....

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Calm and serene, with a Mona Lisa smile

So is true about the eyebrows...?

Who's?

La Gioconda has no eyebrows. I, as you can see, do.

Joe you know where I'm coming from...

So you can jolly well stop all this highfalutin name dropping my man ..... just stop it...

Boaty McBoatface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently the type that makes every nutter happy to want to chat to me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Calm and serene, with a Mona Lisa smile

So is true about the eyebrows...?

Who's?

La Gioconda has no eyebrows. I, as you can see, do.

Joe you know where I'm coming from...

So you can jolly well stop all this highfalutin name dropping my man ..... just stop it...

Boaty McBoatface

Shipy McShipface...

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Calm and serene, with a Mona Lisa smile

So is true about the eyebrows...?

Who's?

La Gioconda has no eyebrows. I, as you can see, do.

Joe you know where I'm coming from...

So you can jolly well stop all this highfalutin name dropping my man ..... just stop it...

Boaty McBoatface

Shipy McShipface...

Sir David Attenborough McAttemboroughface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My path rage face normally some ppl just walk to damn slow for my liking....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Calm and serene, with a Mona Lisa smile

So is true about the eyebrows...?

Who's?

La Gioconda has no eyebrows. I, as you can see, do.

Joe you know where I'm coming from...

So you can jolly well stop all this highfalutin name dropping my man ..... just stop it...

Boaty McBoatface

Shipy McShipface...

Sir David Attenborough McAttemboroughface

Hmmmmmm impressive

I may need time ....

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By *loppsyWoman
over a year ago

marlow

"Resting bitch face

Yep me too x

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Mild disbelieve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marc tells me that I usually look very unapproachable. My default face is "leave me alone."

But does it really mean I want a (((Hug)))...

Fuck no. It really means leave me alone

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

I'm always being being told to cheer up

cheer up....cheer up they say.....fucking cunts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My default face is 'don't talk to me'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Marc tells me that I usually look very unapproachable. My default face is "leave me alone."

But does it really mean I want a (((Hug)))...

Fuck no. It really means leave me alone

Awww you need a ((((Hug))))

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By *GHertsCouple
over a year ago

North Herts

"Resting bitch face

Yep me too x"

Mine's usually a resting *witch* face which I guess is much the same thing

Ms G

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm always being being told to cheer up

cheer up....cheer up they say.....fucking cunts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mild disbelieve "

Wot like sucking a mothball you thought was a mint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bemused... partly because I think the universe is something I've made up in my head...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bemused... partly because I think the universe is something I've made up in my head..."

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Retained filth

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By *eovilcouple76Couple
over a year ago

yeovil

I've been told I've got an unapproachable face, but I think I'm actually smiling at everyone, I'm obviously not, fuck know what my face is doing then,, although I can still attract the nutters, Mrs s

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

I think I tend to look a bit miserable even though I'm not

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By *ightfall79Man
over a year ago

Dunbartonshire

Been told I have a face that says stay away and do not come near me lol.

Yet at the same time I am the joker at work so feck knows.

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

Default face....vacant stare, slight smile with an air of 'ooo look a squirrel'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes smiling,more often I'm in a dream world which makes me look slightly crazy.

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By *lowercandyWoman
over a year ago

Lancashire

Rbf

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Default face....vacant stare, slight smile with an air of 'ooo look a squirrel'"

lol 'ooo look a squirrel'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Recently I've been sporting the Thousand Yard Stare mixed with the Don't You Fucking Start mouth, with the loosely clenched fist accessory. I don't do well with October."

Yep something like that for me to.

-Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I kinda switch between madcap professor and dazed schoolboy, with occasional furrow-browed confuzzledom.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

I have a 'fuck off!' face and look really moody, most of the time. Apparently, I don't always look that approachable.

I blame it on having a long face. I'm actually quite nice and happy most of the time. (Apart from early in the morning, then I really am a bitch)

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

My face doesn't really reflect my inner mood, as I'm usually quite happy... to look at my face you'd think I was one numpty away from a rumpus lol

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

RBF definitely.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Doughy muddle aged woman, natural downturn to her mouth but who randomly smiles at strangers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smiling me (Lou)though surprising how many don't smile back.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

I don't know what it looks like, but mine appears to say "Hey you! Yes, the d*unk/tramp/nutter! Come over, sit here and chat to me."

Mr ddc

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Ok .... so you alone just walking along the high street or in your car or on a train or the tube or a bus...

What sort of face are you wearing?

Smiling a bit as I'll also be thinking about stuff

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I don't know what it looks like, but mine appears to say "Hey you! Yes, the d*unk/tramp/nutter! Come over, sit here and chat to me."

Mr ddc"

OK, I'll ignore you next I see you.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Might look, to the untrained eye, slightly d*unk but it's definitely not that

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"I don't know what it looks like, but mine appears to say "Hey you! Yes, the d*unk/tramp/nutter! Come over, sit here and chat to me."

Mr ddc

OK, I'll ignore you next I see you.

Pfft. You're just about the only person on here who's not tall enough to see my face

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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

If I'm in my car I'll be singing. One day whilst stopped at traffic lights I looked around and the driver of the car beside me was watching and killing himself laughing.

If I'm on a bus or train I'm usually reading so my face will reflect the mood if the book.

Walking along I've been told that I frown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's your default face?"

I have the poker face of a toddler that looks at you as if he hasn't just pooped his pants.

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