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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Went to run the bath and there was a big spider sitting there went to remove him from the said bath and the fooker fought back put me off from playing submarines

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

i'll play submarines with you

as long as you dont think i'm moby dick

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

ohhh dear PP do you need me to come save you from the big bad scary wary spider.?

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

thats his new home ...leave mr spider alone

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Save me Save me

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

i would have had to wait on lil wifey to get home to deal with it....

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

send it to frockles, she loves spiders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just bash him! lol

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

*walks in to PPs bathroom....* ill show you how its done...

" SSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT" @

there you are ,, one dead spider... now wash it down the plug hole and get your clothes off....

its submarine time.. and i want to see your sea men!

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

dont you dare bash mr spider, you will hurt his feelings

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*walks in to PPs bathroom....* ill show you how its done...

" SSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT" @

there you are ,, one dead spider... now wash it down the plug hole and get your clothes off....

its submarine time.. and i want to see your sea men! "
up periscope

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth


"dont you dare bash mr spider, you will hurt his feelings "

ops. hides behind PP..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"dont you dare bash mr spider, you will hurt his feelings "
he took a flying lesson

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth


"dont you dare bash mr spider, you will hurt his feelings he took a flying lesson"

then a deep sea diving course..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LOL this thread made me think of something that happened years ago, on one visit to the bathroom, I noticed there was a 5 legged spider (yes, really) in our bath, next to the plughole. (Why this spider only had 5 legs is a mystery, I have no idea why) Anyhow, I shuddered, finished what I had gone into the bathroom to do, and went back downstairs.

About an hour later, I heard our mom scream in horror, she had found our 5 legged friend and it gave her a nasty surprise. When she prodded him with the loofah, the spider started scurrying along, that is until another of his legs fell off. I never did know how our mom managed to get it out of the bath, as she is terrified of spiders, but after an almighty ear-bashing I was given the silent treatment for a week... LOL I kid you not....!

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"dont you dare bash mr spider, you will hurt his feelings

ops. hides behind PP.. "

you killed mr spider, im in mourning.... lets all pray for mr spider he had just a short life in his new home .... ok now lets party

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"dont you dare bash mr spider, you will hurt his feelings

ops. hides behind PP..

you killed mr spider, im in mourning.... lets all pray for mr spider he had just a short life in his new home .... ok now lets party "
But we all know there will be another one somewhere to take his place

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"dont you dare bash mr spider, you will hurt his feelings

ops. hides behind PP..

you killed mr spider, im in mourning.... lets all pray for mr spider he had just a short life in his new home .... ok now lets party But we all know there will be another one somewhere to take his place "

its ok the rest of the family of mr spider are moving in as we type

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

awwww im sorry lol but its the best idea haha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".....we all know there will be another one somewhere to take his place "

...like an arachnoid politician...

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