FabSwingers.com forum: Would Life Be Easier If Sex Was More Like The Great British Bake-Off?

By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

In the beginning we both used to love Bake-off.

A lot.

We couldn't get enough. If we'd been able to we'd've been Baking-off morning noon and night.

But as time went on, I grew less interested in Bake-off. At first we still Baked-off together, but it was only once a week, and a bit formulaic. Eventually I stopped Baking-off completely.

Initially Mrs ddc would sneak off upstairs and Bake-off on her own. Then I caught her talking about Bake-off on the phone with someone. At first she was a bit guilty, but, because I still loved Mrs ddc, I didn't see why she had to stop just because I didn't want to Bake-off anymore.

So now she's happy to Bake-off brazenly in front of me, or go out to Bake-off Parties without me. Just because one of us loves Bake-off more than the other, it doesn't change the way we feel about each other: I certainly wouldn't consider divorcing her just because I discovered she'd been Baking-off with someone else behind my back, so long as it didn't affect what we had together and it was just a bit of meaningless Bake-off. Nor do I judge our married friend who comes round to Bake-off with Mrs ddc, without her husband knowing. Afterall, it's only a bit of harmless Bake-off.

Bizarrely, a friend once came up to me to tell me he'd once seen Mrs ddc Baking-off without me. I couldn't help but think "WTF has it got to do with you?"

So would life be simpler if we could all view sex the same?

Mr ddc

Cue talk about 'soggy bottoms'

(PS. Just to clarify, we both still love sex though, obvs

)

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

I love this.

I would like to bake off more

But when I do manage to find time I am a star baker even with a right bottom and delightful crack

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmm baking

Need to get my utensils out more...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like watching Paul kneading those baps. He could knead mine anytime, anyplace, anywhere

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I saw a man whose dough didn't rise.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How can people get so worked up about baking?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"How can people get so worked up about baking?

You haven't seen my wrist action when I'm whipping the batter

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sadly baking is not my forte... I get the oven to the right temperature, have all the right ingredients and follow the recipe to a t but my baking never looks as good as theirs. I guess I am more of a Freestyler

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *amesB66Man
over a year ago

St Peter Port

I leave mine to prove for at least 40 minutes , that ensures I always get a nice rise.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

"I leave mine to prove for at least 40 minutes , that ensures I always get a nice rise."

Is that before you pop it in the oven?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"How can people get so worked up about baking?

I think it's because while society has come to accept single people Baking-off together willy-nilly, married people are still 'meant' to aim for an unrealistic ideal.

Even though marriage was designed to be a stable place in which to bring up children, not about who you Baked-off with

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could Bake-off until eternity. I'm a sole baker though.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baking is do much fun, do many different re does to try, some with gooy toppings and others with delicious fillings. Who knows what the next tart may be like, the reward is in the tasting.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually bake off with a friend, but a yeast problem lead to the baking not being as moist as usual, in fact, it was just a sticky mess, and rising became a problem.

But being the master baker I am, I bake off alone, sometimes I use a recipe video, other times I just use my imagination, but the results aren't as good as if you bake off with others, especially baking off in a group.

But I'm frustrated these days so I might just find a partner to fuck!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Probably not; I can do a lot of things well or competently - baking is not one of them.

In fact, I'd be sunk...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"I love this.

I've been thinking about it for a while, now whenever there's a "cheater" thread I can direct them here for my standard answer. Just think of the time I can save

Mr ddc

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

If this was like bake off I'd be voted out

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr DDC, you are incredibly odd.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"I love this.

I've been thinking about it for a while, now whenever there's a "cheater" thread I can direct them here for my standard answer. Just think of the time I can save

Mr ddc"

Exactly

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Mr DDC, you are incredibly odd.

I'd love to feign mock horror, but this has been said before

(why do you think Mrs ddc limits the amount of threads I'm allowed to start

)

Or was that a typo for "old"?

(Just wait till Fab catches up with my real age in a few days time...

)

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

What about all those Greggs in every high street, even where children can see them ?

Disgusting.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

I didn't know whether to be worried about this thread.....

Esp as I snuck off to watch the final.

Mrs DDC

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr DDC, you are incredibly odd.

I'd love to feign mock horror, but this has been said before

(why do you think Mrs ddc limits the amount of threads I'm allowed to start

)

Or was that a typo for "old"?

(Just wait till Fab catches up with my real age in a few days time...

No, definitely odd

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *fcdTV/TS
over a year ago

Southend

Getting covered in flour whilst an old lady watches me? No, you're OK.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread