FabSwingers.com forum: How to stand out from all the single guys.

By *ureTemptation OP Woman
over a year ago

Off the grid

A guy just offered me cake and a coffee.

No one's ever offered me cake before on Fab. And definitely not on a first message!

I'm very tempted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've never been offered cake?!!! Fab is rife with the stuff!

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By *iver2015Woman
over a year ago

middlesbrough

I would go with that too. I've been offered many things but never something as simple and lovely as coffee and cake.

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Usually biscuits and occasionally muffins on offer at my Coffee Morning parties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP I could offer you the lovely opportunity to accompany my lovely persona to a lane swimming pool session. No talking, just swimming.

Is that original enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need two heads foot long fingers a foot long tongue and a 24 inch cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After this thread I think we're going to get lots of offers of cake and coffee...I just get that feeling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You need two heads foot long fingers a foot long tongue and a 24 inch cock."
or you could come and dig my garden over I'm no good at gardening?

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By *ureTemptation OP Woman
over a year ago

Off the grid

"You've never been offered cake?!!! Fab is rife with the stuff!

Ooo a Douglas Adams fan?

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By *ureTemptation OP Woman
over a year ago

Off the grid

"After this thread I think we're going to get lots of offers of cake and coffee...I just get that feeling

Sshhh that's the plan!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After this thread I think we're going to get lots of offers of cake and coffee...I just get that feeling

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what about a pint and a pie lol

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By *eaded_BazMan
over a year ago

Truro

"A guy just offered me cake and a coffee.

No one's ever offered me cake before on Fab. And definitely not on a first message!

I'm very tempted. "

Maybe meant cream and a tart ????

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By *ostafunMan
over a year ago

near ipswich

I blame it on the great British bake off myself

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"You've never been offered cake?!!! Fab is rife with the stuff!

This

Along with popcorn, Haribos and Tea.

You could sink a battleship with it all.

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By *iver2015Woman
over a year ago

middlesbrough

Who's got haribos?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy just offered me cake and a coffee.

No one's ever offered me cake before on Fab. And definitely not on a first message!

I'm very tempted. "

Only one cake? I would give you the whole bakery

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

"You've never been offered cake?!!! Fab is rife with the stuff!

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its cake capital of the world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hmmmmm I'm not convinced

I'm holding out for a hero (Cadbury's, tin of, thankyou

)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You've never been offered cake?!!! Fab is rife with the stuff!

Ooo a Douglas Adams fan? "

As it happens, I am partial to fairy cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm wary of those men.

I can't be bribed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You've never been offered cake?!!! Fab is rife with the stuff!

This

Along with popcorn, Haribos and Tea.

You could sink a battleship with it all.

And if you mention cookies, I wouldn't bet against a load of glitter andd sparkly stuff twirling by too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not so sure, as much as food can be my weak spot, I had someone message guaranteeing to make me orgasm 69 times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not so sure, as much as food can be my weak spot, I had someone message guaranteeing to make me orgasm 69 times

I told you not to tell anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm always offered cake. Everyone believes the stereotypes

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

My lips are sealed, on what makes a single man, stand out to me.

I will say, it's not them, offering cake (or any food/beverages), orgasms or the fuck of my life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope never been offered cake before... How very civilised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saying why they are what I'm looking for (because they've read my profile) and suggesting coffee (rather than a hotel meet or a pub social) is a pretty good way to stand out to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got offered ice cream once and I took it ... was the best social i'be had

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope never been offered cake before... How very civilised

Prepare for the flood of confectionery offers in your messages in box M'Lady Dana

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy just offered me cake and a coffee.

No one's ever offered me cake before on Fab. And definitely not on a first message!

I'm very tempted. "

You do realise this is a well known man code? The cake is your pussy, which he wishes to eat, and the coffee is his cum, which he wants to go down your throat.

Have fun in Costa!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got offered ice cream once and I took it ... was the best social i'be had

I'm in Southampton shortly ill get you a 99 all to yourself x

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By *edylogosMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

I can offer a curly Whirly and a cup of tea

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By *ureTemptation OP Woman
over a year ago

Off the grid

"You've never been offered cake?!!! Fab is rife with the stuff!

Ooo a Douglas Adams fan?

As it happens, I am partial to fairy cake

Zaphod, is that you?

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By *rimo4uMan
over a year ago

north kensington w10

"A guy just offered me cake and a coffee.

No one's ever offered me cake before on Fab. And definitely not on a first message!

I'm very tempted. "

If it's comes to this to stand out as a guy on here it's very sad!

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By *rbrandonMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

Well. I've been offering coffee on all my "meet" ads. It hadn't work at all. I haven't added the cake... Was it the problem? Any idea?

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

Known for my baking skills...always try and entice with cookies or cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive had offers of cake and tarts took both up on their offers

never been offered haribos thou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can offer a curly Whirly and a cup of tea

oooh curly wurly not had them in ages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You've never been offered cake?!!! Fab is rife with the stuff!

Ooo a Douglas Adams fan?

As it happens, I am partial to fairy cake

Zaphod, is that you? "

Trillian?!

I'm sure there's a double entendre for a man with two heads coming up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got offered ice cream once and I took it ... was the best social i'be had

I'm in Southampton shortly ill get you a 99 all to yourself x"

Afraid you will have to make that x3 with my current babysitting situation

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By *edylogosMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

"I can offer a curly Whirly and a cup of tea

oooh curly wurly not had them in ages"

Well you can have 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been asked if I want to choke on a guys cock.

Quite often come to think of it. I wish they'd offer coffee and cake sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What will I get for a black forest gateau and a strawberry trifle? Apart from fat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What will I get for a black forest gateau and a strawberry trifle? Apart from fat."

Tummy ache?

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By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"A guy just offered me cake and a coffee.

No one's ever offered me cake before on Fab. And definitely not on a first message!

I'm very tempted. "

Hope they were jaffa cakes you got offered.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can offer a curly Whirly and a cup of tea

oooh curly wurly not had them in ages

Well you can have 2

is that one for my mouth the other to feed my boobs

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By *edylogosMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

"I can offer a curly Whirly and a cup of tea

oooh curly wurly not had them in ages

Well you can have 2

is that one for my mouth the other to feed my boobs

What ever floats your boat

not here to question what you do with them - just to offer out the kindness of my heart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id give you my last rollo. But only because I'm not keen on them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What will I get for a black forest gateau and a strawberry trifle? Apart from fat.

Tummy ache?

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lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can offer a curly Whirly and a cup of tea

oooh curly wurly not had them in ages

Well you can have 2

is that one for my mouth the other to feed my boobs

What ever floats your boat

not here to question what you do with them - just to offer out the kindness of my heart "

i was gonna say u migt like to clean up after my boobs have been at the curly wurly

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

I took a large tub of Hero's when I last played with a couple; it was the first time that I'd met them so I thought a little gift would be nice. They were so surprised and told me that no one has every brought a gift before - the lady certainly showed her appreciation

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By *edylogosMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

"I can offer a curly Whirly and a cup of tea

oooh curly wurly not had them in ages

Well you can have 2

is that one for my mouth the other to feed my boobs

What ever floats your boat

not here to question what you do with them - just to offer out the kindness of my heart

i was gonna say u migt like to clean up after my boobs have been at the curly wurly"

I'm sure I can accommodate that request

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I could offer some seassame breadsticks

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"A guy just offered me cake and a coffee.

No one's ever offered me cake before on Fab. And definitely not on a first message!

I'm very tempted. "

Sounds like Hatter's MO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's got haribos?

All stocked up for trick or treaters this weekend!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can offer a curly Whirly and a cup of tea

oooh curly wurly not had them in ages

Well you can have 2

is that one for my mouth the other to feed my boobs

What ever floats your boat

not here to question what you do with them - just to offer out the kindness of my heart

i was gonna say u migt like to clean up after my boobs have been at the curly wurly

I'm sure I can accommodate that request

just be careful they dont smother u

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I often take a few things to socials ..tie pins ..key rings or such .nothing expensive .. and if nothing else the folk leave with something to remember me by..

So ladies ..I've money clips, tie pins , key rings .. and... prosecco.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Be funny, be well-turned out, don't be rapey

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Be funny, be well-turned out, don't be rapey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be funny, be well-turned out, don't be rapey

I'm good for two out of three then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I often take a few things to socials ..tie pins ..key rings or such .nothing expensive .. and if nothing else the folk leave with something to remember me by..

So ladies ..I've money clips, tie pins , key rings .. and... prosecco.

keyrings and prosecco you say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm glad no man has been silly enough to offer me coffee and cake! We'd be on completely the wrong wavelength if they did.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm glad no man has been silly enough to offer me coffee and cake! We'd be on completely the wrong wavelength if they did. "

Crisps and gin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm glad no man has been silly enough to offer me coffee and cake! We'd be on completely the wrong wavelength if they did.

Crisps and gin? "

That's getting closer

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

"A guy just offered me cake and a coffee.

No one's ever offered me cake before on Fab. And definitely not on a first message!

I'm very tempted.

If it's comes to this to stand out as a guy on here it's very sad!

So how are things working out for you? Its not sad at all. Its a million times better than somebody sending a fancy a fuck message or I've got a massive cock wanna choke on it? Its a swingers site not a drop your knickers for me sex site.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be funny, be well-turned out, don't be rapey

One of those three reccomendations might be considered the most sage advice for any folk on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm glad no man has been silly enough to offer me coffee and cake! We'd be on completely the wrong wavelength if they did.

Crisps and gin?

That's getting closer

And a game of pool?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See I'm anybody's for a bag of chips and a can of tizer lol

Maybe this could be the way forward for social meets, an invitation to a cream tea is hard to refuse, and its about time hatter had an advantage, other than his luxurious locks that is

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"A guy just offered me cake and a coffee.

No one's ever offered me cake before on Fab. And definitely not on a first message!

I'm very tempted. "

So many things to check....

Real cake, or virtual cake?

Real cake or Cream Pie?

'Fancy a coffee?' or 'Fancy coming up for a

coffee

I was offering a lick of my chocolate eclair a few months ago, but...

Mr ddc

Ps. Go for it, you only live once, but tell him you'll need to burn off the calories somehow...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmm tizer..not had that for years! A bottle of that and a toffee crisp is my idea of heaven lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mmmm tizer..not had that for years! A bottle of that and a toffee crisp is my idea of heaven lol"

I'm on my way with toffee crisp and tizer, this is going to be such fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always offer coffee!

Seems cake was what was missing - damn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mmmm tizer..not had that for years! A bottle of that and a toffee crisp is my idea of heaven lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tend to offer breakfast. I accommodate properly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm glad no man has been silly enough to offer me coffee and cake! We'd be on completely the wrong wavelength if they did.

Crisps and gin?

That's getting closer

What about gin cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be true to yourself and your personality. You will stand out eventually from the majority once people get to know you.

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By *lowercandyWoman
over a year ago

Lancashire

"I would go with that too. I've been offered many things but never something as simple and lovely as coffee and cake. "

Sometimes something very simple is what catches the eye

Definitely a lot to be said for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always suggest to a potential lady that we meet in a cafe of their choosing....the Ritz was bloody expensive..

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

I'm cooking totally home made pizzas and calzone..

You can't have any though..I'm not very good at sharing..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always suggest to a potential lady that we meet in a cafe of their choosing....the Ritz was bloody expensive..

A potential lady?

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By *ooking for bbwsCouple
over a year ago

secret garden chilling, always something to do in the garden

"I always suggest to a potential lady that we meet in a cafe of their choosing....the Ritz was bloody expensive..

I'll say I'm Spain near Malaga for a long weekend lol

might be cheaper right time of year lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always suggest to a potential lady that we meet in a cafe of their choosing....the Ritz was bloody expensive..

A potential lady?

Could potentially be a fella lying about being a lady... On here, you never know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy just offered me cake and a coffee.

No one's ever offered me cake before on Fab. And definitely not on a first message!

I'm very tempted.

Sounds like Hatter's MO"

I'm offended. Coffee? Pffft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See I'm anybody's for a bag of chips and a can of tizer lol

Maybe this could be the way forward for social meets, an invitation to a cream tea is hard to refuse, and its about time hatter had an advantage, other than his luxurious locks that is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm offering commemorative mugs, handles intact......

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"A guy just offered me cake and a coffee.

No one's ever offered me cake before on Fab. And definitely not on a first message!

I'm very tempted. "

was that cake, cake? or fab cake..ie pussy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can offer free printed canvasses, just bring the image you want and the framed blank canvas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm glad no man has been silly enough to offer me coffee and cake! We'd be on completely the wrong wavelength if they did.

Crisps and gin?

That's getting closer

What about gin cake? "

No frickin' cake! !!!

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By *ightfall79Man
over a year ago

Dunbartonshire

I can offer chilled irn bru , the best fry up ever......and well a sense of humour.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Stilts!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I've been offered food before. Think they assume it will work like bait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always suggest to a potential lady that we meet in a cafe of their choosing....the Ritz was bloody expensive..

I got taken up the shard, that was fabulous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got taken up the shard, that was fabulous

Why am I snorting at

"taken up the shard".....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always suggest to a potential lady that we meet in a cafe of their choosing....the Ritz was bloody expensive..

I got taken up the shard, that was fabulous

Is that some sort of euphemism?

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

I got taken up the shard, that was fabulous

Why am I snorting at

"taken up the shard".....

Wrong on so many levels...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got taken up the shard, that was fabulous

Why am I snorting at

"taken up the shard".....

Wrong on so many levels..."

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By *inglehotchickWoman
over a year ago

blackpool

Nobody has offered me cake. Gutted

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"I'm glad no man has been silly enough to offer me coffee and cake! We'd be on completely the wrong wavelength if they did.

Crisps and gin?

That's getting closer

What about gin cake?

No frickin' cake! !!!

Fancy a fudge?

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By *edylogosMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

"Nobody has offered me cake. Gutted "

You can have a cherry bakewell if you must?

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Wandsworth

bait to catch the fish

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By *inglehotchickWoman
over a year ago

blackpool

"Nobody has offered me cake. Gutted

You can have a cherry bakewell if you must?"

I would prefer lemon drizzle

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By *not69Man
over a year ago

Lancashire

I hope it's carrot cake xx

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By *edylogosMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

"Nobody has offered me cake. Gutted

You can have a cherry bakewell if you must?

I would prefer lemon drizzle

That can be arranged

guessing you want a cuppa also?

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Lemon drizzle! (Drools!)

Fab photos by the way....

But Lemon Drizzle

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By *inglehotchickWoman
over a year ago

blackpool

"Nobody has offered me cake. Gutted

You can have a cherry bakewell if you must?

I would prefer lemon drizzle

That can be arranged

guessing you want a cuppa also? "

Perfect. Tea and cake what could be better

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By *appyman3943Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"A guy just offered me cake and a coffee.

No one's ever offered me cake before on Fab. And definitely not on a first message!

I'm very tempted. "

A body as sexy as that surely doesn't eat cake!

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By *inglehotchickWoman
over a year ago

blackpool

"Lemon drizzle! (Drools!)

Fab photos by the way....

But Lemon Drizzle

Mmmmmmm now I need cake damn it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had morning coffee and cake in an Oxford pub with someone from Fab recently. In fact, she wouldn't have the cake, but one thing quickly led to another via scintillating conversation. So you could say I had my cake, and...where is the smug emoji? Ah, that veri....

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By *ockDoctorMan
over a year ago

cheshire and north wales

Cake!!..in the chats I offer a picnic..genuinely...and there's cake..chat laughs and fun..and now winters on our doorstep..we can still have a picnic..indoors..

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

In love, as in battle, the winner carries an 8-foot pole

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

There are three six foot Poles in a local flat all semi-skilled!

Do you want an 8' Pole or 3 x 6'Poles

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"In love, as in battle, the winner carries an 8-foot pole"

Oooo errrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always suggest to a potential lady that we meet in a cafe of their choosing....the Ritz was bloody expensive..

I got taken up the shard, that was fabulous

Is that some sort of euphemism? "

Hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are three six foot Poles in a local flat all semi-skilled!

Do you want an 8' Pole or 3 x 6'Poles

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