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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

....if by some trick we could change gender to anyone we wanted to be for a day...whose profile would you like to swap too....I would love to be gameforit and just stare and play with myself in a big mirror all day (and no that's not what i do now anyway)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id like to be _unky monkey... so i could then wax his chest after that id just wank all day haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one's as I have specific tastes and being bombarded by people who just want a "normal" shag would get on my (ample) tits!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Id like to be _unky monkey... so i could then wax his chest after that id just wank all day haha"

Ouch! You're evil!!!

Have you not seen the film '40 year old virgin'???

I would probs reciprocate and spend some time as chesty morgan (knockers). I could probably spend a good 24 hours fondling those.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Id like to be _unky monkey... so i could then wax his chest after that id just wank all day haha

Ouch! You're evil!!!

Have you not seen the film '40 year old virgin'???

I would probs reciprocate and spend some time as chesty morgan (knockers). I could probably spend a good 24 hours fondling those."

Play with my boobs all you like.. if i ever got my hands on you the chest fluff would be attacked with gaffa tape xxx

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

There's more than one gender?

I thought all those 'blokes' had funny bumpy bits and an unhealthy obsession with shoes, that explains so much...

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Id like to be _unky monkey... so i could then wax his chest after that id just wank all day haha

Ouch! You're evil!!!

Have you not seen the film '40 year old virgin'???

I would probs reciprocate and spend some time as chesty morgan (knockers). I could probably spend a good 24 hours fondling those.

Play with my boobs all you like.. if i ever got my hands on you the chest fluff would be attacked with gaffa tape xxx"

You keep your mitts off his fine chest mane missy!!!!!

I would choose _nvictus just to see if he and _unky monkey are one and the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No one's as I have specific tastes and being bombarded by people who just want a "normal" shag would get on my (ample) tits! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....if by some trick we could change gender to anyone we wanted to be for a day...whose profile would you like to swap too....I would love to be gameforit and just stare and play with myself in a big mirror all day (and no that's not what i do now anyway) "

A male with a nice arse will do me... I'd spend one happy day touching it

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"....if by some trick we could change gender to anyone we wanted to be for a day...whose profile would you like to swap too....I would love to be gameforit and just stare and play with myself in a big mirror all day (and no that's not what i do now anyway)

A male with a nice arse will do me... I'd spend one happy day touching it "

"Waves"

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

_muma - I'd then go around flashing my bum rather than boobs for a change

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to be a single girls profile.....ahhh wait....forgot ive 20 female accounts hehehehhehhehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like to be a single girls profile.....ahhh wait....forgot ive 20 female accounts hehehehhehhehe"

lmaooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like to be a single girls profile.....ahhh wait....forgot ive 20 female accounts hehehehhehhehe

lmaooo"

my knockers profile is the best one tho....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im aware shes now gone

But my choice would be Granny

Cause she was one of the most intelligent MATURE understanding and incredibly kind people i have ever had the pleasure of meeting xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like to be a single girls profile.....ahhh wait....forgot ive 20 female accounts hehehehhehhehe

lmaooo

my knockers profile is the best one tho...."

haha you aren't meeeeeee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like to be a single girls profile.....ahhh wait....forgot ive 20 female accounts hehehehhehhehe

lmaooo

my knockers profile is the best one tho....

haha you aren't meeeeeee"

this is ridiculous, now i'm arguing with myself lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"_muma - I'd then go around flashing my bum rather than boobs for a change "

...and I'll nick your profile so I can be Green and play with your boobs all day x

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"_muma - I'd then go around flashing my bum rather than boobs for a change

...and I'll nick your profile so I can be Green and play with your boobs all day x"

Can I watch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"_muma - I'd then go around flashing my bum rather than boobs for a change

...and I'll nick your profile so I can be Green and play with your boobs all day x"

Frock offs of course so i could look cute and sexy all day xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Viccyboi's in order to find out just how mad and deluded he really is, although after last night I have a clearer idea already!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Viccyboi's in order to find out just how mad and deluded he really is, although after last night I have a clearer idea already!!! "

We are still confused as to what is going there... he even contemplated bringing his axe

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Viccyboi's in order to find out just how mad and deluded he really is, although after last night I have a clearer idea already!!!

We are still confused as to what is going there... he even contemplated bringing his axe "

I could tell you but then I would have to get him to kill you!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Viccyboi's in order to find out just how mad and deluded he really is, although after last night I have a clearer idea already!!!

We are still confused as to what is going there... he even contemplated bringing his axe "

You and confused in the same sentence lol

Nowt new there then xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....if by some trick we could change gender to anyone we wanted to be for a day...whose profile would you like to swap too....I would love to be gameforit and just stare and play with myself in a big mirror all day (and no that's not what i do now anyway) "
We are with you on that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Viccyboi's in order to find out just how mad and deluded he really is, although after last night I have a clearer idea already!!!

We are still confused as to what is going there... he even contemplated bringing his axe

I could tell you but then I would have to get him to kill you!!!"

Not if I kill him first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im aware shes now gone

But my choice would be Granny

Cause she was one of the most intelligent MATURE understanding and incredibly kind people i have ever had the pleasure of meeting xx "

ok so the mature bit doesnt apply to me apart from age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Viccyboi's in order to find out just how mad and deluded he really is, although after last night I have a clearer idea already!!!

We are still confused as to what is going there... he even contemplated bringing his axe

You and confused in the same sentence lol

Nowt new there then xx "

Oi!!! Vicci Boi... we've got a live one.. where's your bloody axe?

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"....if by some trick we could change gender to anyone we wanted to be for a day...whose profile would you like to swap too....I would love to be gameforit and just stare and play with myself in a big mirror all day (and no that's not what i do now anyway) We are with you on that one "

I'm going to go with _inktherapy. Breasts to die for, see how much fun there is to be had with some baby oil.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im aware shes now gone

But my choice would be Granny

Cause she was one of the most intelligent MATURE understanding and incredibly kind people i have ever had the pleasure of meeting xx

ok so the mature bit doesnt apply to me apart from age "

As ya knows me little cutie ya as mad as a box a frogs and i loves ya ta bits mwah xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Viccyboi's in order to find out just how mad and deluded he really is, although after last night I have a clearer idea already!!!

We are still confused as to what is going there... he even contemplated bringing his axe

You and confused in the same sentence lol

Nowt new there then xx

Oi!!! Vicci Boi... we've got a live one.. where's your bloody axe? "

Careful, don't forget the Tutti Fruity boys stick together

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Id like to be _unky monkey... so i could then wax his chest after that id just wank all day haha"

You might break it. lol

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Id like to be _unky monkey... so i could then wax his chest after that id just wank all day haha

You might break it. lol "

Not a bad way to break it though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Id like to be _unky monkey... so i could then wax his chest after that id just wank all day haha

You might break it. lol

Not a bad way to break it though."

Id not break anyones cock.. i can be gentle sometimes x

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I want to be admin so I can stop having to use TinEye.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to be admin so I can stop having to use TinEye. "

whats tineye?

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"Viccyboi's in order to find out just how mad and deluded he really is, although after last night I have a clearer idea already!!!

We are still confused as to what is going there... he even contemplated bringing his axe

You and confused in the same sentence lol

Nowt new there then xx

Oi!!! Vicci Boi... we've got a live one.. where's your bloody axe? "

I don't kill on the first date. I'm a gentleman you know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to be admin so I can stop having to use TinEye. "

Leave my profile pics out of this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't kill on the first date. I'm a gentleman you know. "

*crosses out date in diary*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to be admin so I can stop having to use TinEye.

Leave my profile pics out of this "

Na it dont pick up on photo shop de aging programs xx

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Bippy then I could find out what it's like to be tall

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"_muma - I'd then go around flashing my bum rather than boobs for a change

...and I'll nick your profile so I can be Green and play with your boobs all day x"

lol - he's incorrigible on that score - I was impressed he didn't get them out at Chams!

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"....if by some trick we could change gender to anyone we wanted to be for a day...whose profile would you like to swap too....I would love to be gameforit and just stare and play with myself in a big mirror all day (and no that's not what i do now anyway) We are with you on that one

I'm going to go with _inktherapy. Breasts to die for, see how much fun there is to be had with some baby oil.

"

lots....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

actually I think I'd like to be pink therapy too...can you suck your own boobies ?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Im happy with my own profile..so il stay me

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"actually I think I'd like to be pink therapy too...can you suck your own boobies ? "

but of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im happy with my own profile..so il stay me "

Yes but can I have your shoes? x

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Im happy with my own profile..so il stay me

Yes but can I have your shoes? x"

Il let you look at them

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Im happy with my own profile..so il stay me

Yes but can I have your shoes? xIl let you look at them "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im happy with my own profile..so il stay me

Yes but can I have your shoes? xIl let you look at them "

Just a little touch???????xxxx

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Im happy with my own profile..so il stay me

Yes but can I have your shoes? xIl let you look at them

Just a little touch???????xxxx"

Stroke away

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"_muma - I'd then go around flashing my bum rather than boobs for a change "

Green would also like that - he thinks _muma is scarily exciting or excitingly scary - I can't remember which!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pink I would like to share yours

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Mistress Deviant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mistress Deviant "

I'd go for Burlesque In Red

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Still breaking this profile in, so no change here at the moment.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I broke mine ages ago, I'm still trying to fix it.

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