FabSwingers.com forum: Minging Blokes

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So, theres a lot of moaning on the forums about everybody not being suitable for someone and yadadayada (I was going to write something profound, couldn't be arse)... so as a service to the drop-dead gorgeous ladies of fab; and the super couples; I thought all the minging blokes could post in this thread and then the couples/ladies can just whizz through and block en-masse...

Now this is going to get really embarrassing if I am the only one in this thread... isn't it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Not going well this.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Minging in what context though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Minging is smelling bad, do we have smell-o-phones now?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Minging in what context though? "

nob pics

bald heads

beards

skinny

erudite

charming

semi-articulate

potentially dangerous

you know... "minging"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Minging in what context though?

nob pics

bald heads

beards

skinny

erudite

charming

semi-articulate

potentially dangerous

you know... "minging"

So a bald head makes you minging nowadays? Charming

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Minger here

but kind hearted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a great personality.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Minging in what context though?

nob pics

bald heads

beards

skinny

erudite

charming

semi-articulate

potentially dangerous

you know... "minging"

So a bald head makes you minging nowadays? Charming

.. or not... look you didn't have to post in here; this thread was for minging blokes; quick delete your post, no one will know; (but theres free drinks if you stay)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Minging in what context though?

nob pics

bald heads

beards

skinny

erudite

charming

semi-articulate

potentially dangerous

you know... "minging"

But I love beards!!! I don't agree with your definition of minging kind sir...

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By *ightfall79Man
over a year ago

Dunbartonshire

"Minging in what context though?

nob pics

bald heads

beards

skinny

erudite

charming

semi-articulate

potentially dangerous

you know... "minging"

Feck am fecked I got a bald shaved head and grow a goatee beard. Off to the minging corner I go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Minging in what context though?

nob pics

bald heads

beards

skinny

erudite

charming

semi-articulate

potentially dangerous

you know... "minging"

I like a few of those.... I'll keep an eye on the thread as a perving opportunity. Maybe a charming bearded baldy will appear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of us ladies love a cock pic.

Besides, paper bags were invented for a reason, and not just to hide booze in!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Minging in what context though?

nob pics

bald heads

beards

skinny

erudite

charming

semi-articulate

potentially dangerous

you know... "minging"

But I love beards!!! I don't agree with your definition of minging kind sir... "

oh ffs

this was a thread for minging blokes; your ruining it and I am getting stroppy!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Minging in what context though?

nob pics

bald heads

beards

skinny

erudite

charming

semi-articulate

potentially dangerous

you know... "minging"

I like a few of those.... I'll keep an eye on the thread as a perving opportunity. Maybe a charming bearded baldy will appear

you're ruining it too; I want my ball back... no one plays fair in this place...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Minging in what context though?

nob pics

bald heads

beards

skinny

erudite

charming

semi-articulate

potentially dangerous

you know... "minging"

I like a few of those.... I'll keep an eye on the thread as a perving opportunity. Maybe a charming bearded baldy will appear

you're ruining it too; I want my ball back... no one plays fair in this place..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Minging in what context though?

nob pics

bald heads

beards

skinny

erudite

charming

semi-articulate

potentially dangerous

you know... "minging"

I like a few of those.... I'll keep an eye on the thread as a perving opportunity. Maybe a charming bearded baldy will appear

you're ruining it too; I want my ball back... no one plays fair in this place..."

But I like balls...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some of us ladies love a cock pic.

Besides, paper bags were invented for a reason, and not just to hide booze in!

We should have a paper bag preference box on our profiles.... I like you, I will talk to you; those other two (weirdos) can do what they like...

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"I like a few of those.... I'll keep an eye on the thread as a perving opportunity. Maybe a charming bearded baldy will appear

Waves inarticulately

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By *ssexcokMan
over a year ago

southend

"Minging in what context though?

nob pics

bald heads

beards

skinny

erudite

charming

semi-articulate

potentially dangerous

you know... "minging"

Did u copy n paste my whole profile hehe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like a few of those.... I'll keep an eye on the thread as a perving opportunity. Maybe a charming bearded baldy will appear

Waves inarticulately"

No tarting in the minging thread. thems the rules sonny!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"I like a few of those.... I'll keep an eye on the thread as a perving opportunity. Maybe a charming bearded baldy will appear

Waves inarticulately

No tarting in the minging thread. thems the rules sonny!"

Sorry, should have waved my willy pic...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like a few of those.... I'll keep an eye on the thread as a perving opportunity. Maybe a charming bearded baldy will appear

Waves inarticulately

No tarting in the minging thread. thems the rules sonny!"

Cock block

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like a few of those.... I'll keep an eye on the thread as a perving opportunity. Maybe a charming bearded baldy will appear

Waves inarticulately"

Keeping an eye on this thread.. seems I have an eye for 'mingers' lol

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Bitches be crazy!

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over a year ago

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

*checks this one's teeth and arms*

Hmmm.

Put him on the pile of sub bottoms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think that's funny as fuck mate

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Some of us ladies love a cock pic.

Besides, paper bags were invented for a reason, and not just to hide booze in!

We should have a paper bag preference box on our profiles.... I like you, I will talk to you; those other two (weirdos) can do what they like... "

Hmmm I see a commercial opportunity on this thread - hoods for the minging - you know black silk, rough hessian, rubber gimp.....someone could make a bob or two running them up!

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

"I like a few of those.... I'll keep an eye on the thread as a perving opportunity. Maybe a charming bearded baldy will appear

Waves inarticulately

Keeping an eye on this thread.. seems I have an eye for 'mingers' lol "

Im in gere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All hail the mighty Ming(er!)

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"So a bald head makes you minging nowadays? Charming

Especially ones with lipstick on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some of us ladies love a cock pic.

Besides, paper bags were invented for a reason, and not just to hide booze in!

Drink the booze, and get to recycle the paper bag... Win-win.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

fucking hell; I go off to make a lemsip (yeah right) and a bunch of peeps are using my thread to tart in..

stop it.. I demand that you stop it. This was a look at me thread brought to you by Pauly90®

now I want my ball back.. and my paper bags (thankyouverymuch!) you lot can ming off

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"fucking hell; I go off to make a lemsip (yeah right) and a bunch of peeps are using my thread to tart in..

stop it.. I demand that you stop it. This was a look at me thread brought to you by Pauly90®

now I want my ball back.. and my paper bags (thankyouverymuch!) you lot can ming off"

Shove off, minger!

Thread hijack in progress

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"fucking hell; I go off to make a lemsip (yeah right) and a bunch of peeps are using my thread to tart in..

stop it.. I demand that you stop it. This was a look at me thread brought to you by Pauly90®

now I want my ball back.. and my paper bags (thankyouverymuch!) you lot can ming off

Shove off, minger!

Thread hijack in progress"

Oh no, you can stay sweet boy; this thread was made for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"fucking hell; I go off to make a lemsip (yeah right) and a bunch of peeps are using my thread to tart in..

stop it.. I demand that you stop it. This was a look at me thread brought to you by Pauly90®

now I want my ball back.. and my paper bags (thankyouverymuch!) you lot can ming off"

I did look but u didn't have the all minging beard so I looked elsewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

beer bellies count as minging imo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How does this tarting thing occur?

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By *ssexcokMan
over a year ago

southend

After everyone saying stop posting cock pics i did i then posted face pics iv now been told to bring the cock 1s back

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeYsTmIzjkw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a skinny 5'4" tall baldheaded guy with a beard, who can generally only string two words together when there's a full moon, I could be offended by some of this, I'm not though, as I'm sure I make up for it with my 12" dick, tongue like a lizard and very long fingers. And I always have shower every 6 months or so wether I need one or not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"beer bellies count as minging imo "

No! They make a good head rest.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How does this tarting thing occur?

Watch DiamondJoe.. he knows how its done...

..when you feckers have finished getting your rocks off, can I have my minger thread back..perlease.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After everyone saying stop posting cock pics i did i then posted face pics iv now been told to bring the cock 1s back "

you know it makes sense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How does this tarting thing occur?

We run off into the sunset

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Feck am fecked I got a bald shaved head and grow a goatee beard. Off to the minging corner I go."

Bet yer goatee ain't turquoise though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

erm... this is not a matchmaking thread....

bastards... the lot of ya!

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By *ightfall79Man
over a year ago

Dunbartonshire

"Feck am fecked I got a bald shaved head and grow a goatee beard. Off to the minging corner I go.

Bet yer goatee ain't turquoise though

It certainly ain't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How does this tarting thing occur?

We run off into the sunset

that easy, get your running shoes

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"How does this tarting thing occur?

Watch DiamondJoe.. he knows how its done...

..when you feckers have finished getting your rocks off, can I have my minger thread back..perlease....."

*runs around the thread like an over-excited dog in a small room before coming to rest at Pauly's feet and presenting his belly for a tickle*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How does this tarting thing occur?

We run off into the sunset

that easy, get your running shoes

Prefer to be a naturist lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"beer bellies count as minging imo

No! They make a good head rest."

And they give a bit of extra bounce when you straddle them so your thighs don't burn up

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By *ohnjones3210Man
over a year ago

Chester

Hiyaaaaaa!

[waving profusely]

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"How does this tarting thing occur?

Starts with me over your shoulder

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How does this tarting thing occur?

Watch DiamondJoe.. he knows how its done...

..when you feckers have finished getting your rocks off, can I have my minger thread back..perlease.....

*runs around the thread like an over-excited dog in a small room before coming to rest at Pauly's feet and presenting his belly for a tickle*

https://youtu.be/Xn71Vs30oXg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My beard is not in the best state right now, so I'll jump in on the wagon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"beer bellies count as minging imo "

Oh damn!!! I forgot to mention I was skinny guy WITH a beer belly as well...... oh hum....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How does this tarting thing occur?

Watch DiamondJoe.. he knows how its done...

..when you feckers have finished getting your rocks off, can I have my minger thread back..perlease.....

*runs around the thread like an over-excited dog in a small room before coming to rest at Pauly's feet and presenting his belly for a tickle*

see now that's tarting.... awww look at his ickle face

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"How does this tarting thing occur?

Watch DiamondJoe.. he knows how its done...

..when you feckers have finished getting your rocks off, can I have my minger thread back..perlease.....

*runs around the thread like an over-excited dog in a small room before coming to rest at Pauly's feet and presenting his belly for a tickle*

https://youtu.be/Xn71Vs30oXg"

Growls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GHN1Mu6VG0

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi hunnies

I'm home.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"How does this tarting thing occur?

Watch DiamondJoe.. he knows how its done...

..when you feckers have finished getting your rocks off, can I have my minger thread back..perlease.....

*runs around the thread like an over-excited dog in a small room before coming to rest at Pauly's feet and presenting his belly for a tickle*

see now that's tarting.... awww look at his ickle face"

*looks adorable*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwR4JewmdWU

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By *ightfall79Man
over a year ago

Dunbartonshire

Let the rest of you mingers battle ur out. This minger away to bed. Any women who like a minger feel free to join me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How does this tarting thing occur?

Watch DiamondJoe.. he knows how its done...

..when you feckers have finished getting your rocks off, can I have my minger thread back..perlease.....

*runs around the thread like an over-excited dog in a small room before coming to rest at Pauly's feet and presenting his belly for a tickle*

https://youtu.be/Xn71Vs30oXg

Growls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GHN1Mu6VG0"

https://youtu.be/sIOmJALxwzo

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"beer bellies count as minging imo "

I obviously need to drink me some more beer!

Where's Homer Simpson when ya need him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How does this tarting thing occur?

Starts with me over your shoulder

Oooo anytime , you know this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My beard is not in the best state right now, so I'll jump in on the wagon

Sorry this wasn't a call for little fellas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How does this tarting thing occur?

We run off into the sunset

that easy, get your running shoes

Prefer to be a naturist lol "

I actually prefer high heels .. on women that is haha

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"https://youtu.be/Xn71Vs30oXg

Growls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GHN1Mu6VG0

https://youtu.be/sIOmJALxwzo"

I'm in the mood for...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XqyGoE2Q4Y

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

feckers ruined my thread; i've got man flu... going to bed...

https://youtu.be/6bAPlojfgO0

((can't believe I fell for Joe's flirting AGAIN!!))

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"https://youtu.be/Xn71Vs30oXg

Growls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GHN1Mu6VG0

https://youtu.be/sIOmJALxwzo

I'm in the mood for...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XqyGoE2Q4Y"

bollocks

https://youtu.be/_LEXJfcIQfI

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My beard is not in the best state right now, so I'll jump in on the wagon

Sorry this wasn't a call for little fellas

I'm statistically average

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My beard is not in the best state right now, so I'll jump in on the wagon

Sorry this wasn't a call for little fellas

I'm statistically average

According to what statistics?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

G'night Pauly! See you in my dreams

*gallops off on her old nag*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How does this tarting thing occur?

Starts with me over your shoulder

Oooo anytime , you know this!

See? you are a quick learner.... Nice tattoos by the way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"G'night Pauly! See you in my dreams

*gallops off on her old nag*"

stop tarting!! I won't have it y'hear!!!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"https://youtu.be/Xn71Vs30oXg

Growls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GHN1Mu6VG0

https://youtu.be/sIOmJALxwzo

I'm in the mood for...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XqyGoE2Q4Y

bollocks

https://youtu.be/_LEXJfcIQfI"

You#re really not getting this riff, dude...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzrkDGxZexA

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"How does this tarting thing occur?

Starts with me over your shoulder

Oooo anytime , you know this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My beard is not in the best state right now, so I'll jump in on the wagon

Sorry this wasn't a call for little fellas

I'm statistically average

According to what statistics? "

Fine, I'll bugger off to someone who likes me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How does this tarting thing occur?

Starts with me over your shoulder

Oooo anytime , you know this!

But in all fairness my shoulder isn't the only thing I'd be putting you over

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"How does this tarting thing occur?

Starts with me over your shoulder

Oooo anytime , you know this!

But in all fairness my shoulder isn't the only thing I'd be putting you over

I can't imagine I would have much choice about that either

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How does this tarting thing occur?

Starts with me over your shoulder

Oooo anytime , you know this!

But in all fairness my shoulder isn't the only thing I'd be putting you over

I can't imagine I would have much choice about that either

make a tarting thread missy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"https://youtu.be/Xn71Vs30oXg

Growls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GHN1Mu6VG0

https://youtu.be/sIOmJALxwzo

I'm in the mood for...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XqyGoE2Q4Y

bollocks

https://youtu.be/_LEXJfcIQfI

You#re really not getting this riff, dude...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzrkDGxZexA"

https://youtu.be/JSUIQgEVDM4

Now leave it Joe; I don't want to have to get all 1968 on ya sweet arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How does this tarting thing occur?

Starts with me over your shoulder

Oooo anytime , you know this!

But in all fairness my shoulder isn't the only thing I'd be putting you over

I can't imagine I would have much choice about that either

None whatsoever

unless you could suggest something better!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"How does this tarting thing occur?

Starts with me over your shoulder

Oooo anytime , you know this!

But in all fairness my shoulder isn't the only thing I'd be putting you over

I can't imagine I would have much choice about that either

make a tarting thread missy!

Now you know I enjoy a good hi-jack

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"How does this tarting thing occur?

Starts with me over your shoulder

Oooo anytime , you know this!

But in all fairness my shoulder isn't the only thing I'd be putting you over

I can't imagine I would have much choice about that either

None whatsoever

unless you could suggest something better!"

Let's take this to my private box shall we

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My beard is not in the best state right now, so I'll jump in on the wagon

Sorry this wasn't a call for little fellas

I'm statistically average

According to what statistics?

Fine, I'll bugger off to someone who likes me

Aww chin up little fella?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How does this tarting thing occur?

Watch DiamondJoe.. he knows how its done...

..when you feckers have finished getting your rocks off, can I have my minger thread back..perlease.....

*runs around the thread like an over-excited dog in a small room before coming to rest at Pauly's feet and presenting his belly for a tickle*

When you two fuck, can I watch?

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over a year ago

"How does this tarting thing occur?

Starts with me over your shoulder

Oooo anytime , you know this!

But in all fairness my shoulder isn't the only thing I'd be putting you over

I can't imagine I would have much choice about that either

None whatsoever

unless you could suggest something better!

Let's take this to my private box shall we

Yeah let me in that private box of yours

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"How does this tarting thing occur?

Watch DiamondJoe.. he knows how its done...

..when you feckers have finished getting your rocks off, can I have my minger thread back..perlease.....

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

"fucking hell; I go off to make a lemsip (yeah right) and a bunch of peeps are using my thread to tart in..

stop it.. I demand that you stop it. This was a look at me thread brought to you by Pauly90®

now I want my ball back.. and my paper bags (thankyouverymuch!) you lot can ming off

Shove off, minger!

Thread hijack in progress"

Return ti original heading or missiles will be fired.

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over a year ago

"How does this tarting thing occur?

Starts with me over your shoulder

Oooo anytime , you know this!

But in all fairness my shoulder isn't the only thing I'd be putting you over

I can't imagine I would have much choice about that either

None whatsoever

unless you could suggest something better!

Let's take this to my private box shall we

Yeah let me in that private box of yours

Wow! Subtle much?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"How does this tarting thing occur?

Watch DiamondJoe.. he knows how its done...

..when you feckers have finished getting your rocks off, can I have my minger thread back..perlease.....

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over a year ago

"How does this tarting thing occur?

Watch DiamondJoe.. he knows how its done...

..when you feckers have finished getting your rocks off, can I have my minger thread back..perlease.....

*runs around the thread like an over-excited dog in a small room before coming to rest at Pauly's feet and presenting his belly for a tickle*

When you two fuck, can I watch?

Just watch.. join in?

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By *ilberryMan
over a year ago

Scarborough

"Some of us ladies love a cock pic.

Besides, paper bags were invented for a reason, and not just to hide booze in!

For real mingers, two paper bags, just in case the first one falls off???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How does this tarting thing occur?

Watch DiamondJoe.. he knows how its done...

..when you feckers have finished getting your rocks off, can I have my minger thread back..perlease.....

*runs around the thread like an over-excited dog in a small room before coming to rest at Pauly's feet and presenting his belly for a tickle*

When you two fuck, can I watch?

When Joe and I "make love" (come on ladies, a bit of decorum, it's a special moment", it will be in a field of newly ripened barley; as the swallows gambol through the late summer air and the leverets take their first leap.... we will "embrace" under a burnished golden sunset to the sound of a heavenly choir.....

I dream of that moment.... It's why I haven't gone UNLOS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My beard is not in the best state right now, so I'll jump in on the wagon

Sorry this wasn't a call for little fellas

I'm statistically average

According to what statistics?

Fine, I'll bugger off to someone who likes me

Aww chin up little fella?

-_-

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Minging in what context though? "

In Wales.. Minging is ugly

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"You#re really not getting this riff, dude...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzrkDGxZexA"

That's spooky

I played this one to ma ex a couple of years ago and she loved it

#Ace Minger

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"How does this tarting thing occur?

Watch DiamondJoe.. he knows how its done...

..when you feckers have finished getting your rocks off, can I have my minger thread back..perlease.....

*runs around the thread like an over-excited dog in a small room before coming to rest at Pauly's feet and presenting his belly for a tickle*

When you two fuck, can I watch?

I dream of that moment.... It's why I haven't gone UNLOS"

You've told me of this dream.

One day I'm sure DJ will make you his bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How does this tarting thing occur?

Watch DiamondJoe.. he knows how its done...

..when you feckers have finished getting your rocks off, can I have my minger thread back..perlease.....

*runs around the thread like an over-excited dog in a small room before coming to rest at Pauly's feet and presenting his belly for a tickle*

When you two fuck, can I watch?

I dream of that moment.... It's why I haven't gone UNLOS"

Moist

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over a year ago

"How does this tarting thing occur?

Starts with me over your shoulder

Oooo anytime , you know this!

But in all fairness my shoulder isn't the only thing I'd be putting you over

I can't imagine I would have much choice about that either

None whatsoever

unless you could suggest something better!

Let's take this to my private box shall we

Yeah let me in that private box of yours

Wow! Subtle much?

No other reply would of sufficed

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"My beard is not in the best state right now, so I'll jump in on the wagon

Sorry this wasn't a call for little fellas

I'm statistically average

According to what statistics?

Fine, I'll bugger off to someone who likes me

Aww chin up little fella?

-_-"

It's ok big boy, you come here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How does this tarting thing occur?

Watch DiamondJoe.. he knows how its done...

..when you feckers have finished getting your rocks off, can I have my minger thread back..perlease.....

*runs around the thread like an over-excited dog in a small room before coming to rest at Pauly's feet and presenting his belly for a tickle*

When you two fuck, can I watch?

I dream of that moment.... It's why I haven't gone UNLOS

Moist

me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Minging in what context though?

In Wales.. Minging is ugly

Yep

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

https://youtu.be/HaZDiKRT1is

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"How does this tarting thing occur?

Watch DiamondJoe.. he knows how its done...

..when you feckers have finished getting your rocks off, can I have my minger thread back..perlease.....

*runs around the thread like an over-excited dog in a small room before coming to rest at Pauly's feet and presenting his belly for a tickle*

When you two fuck, can I watch?

I dream of that moment.... It's why I haven't gone UNLOS

Moist

me too

Happy to do you both.

*doffs bowler and winks*

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"https://youtu.be/HaZDiKRT1is

Some mistake, surely?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8A03mO5j2Sk

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over a year ago

"How does this tarting thing occur?

Watch DiamondJoe.. he knows how its done...

..when you feckers have finished getting your rocks off, can I have my minger thread back..perlease.....

*runs around the thread like an over-excited dog in a small room before coming to rest at Pauly's feet and presenting his belly for a tickle*

When you two fuck, can I watch?

I dream of that moment.... It's why I haven't gone UNLOS

Moist

me too

Happy to do you both.

*doffs bowler and winks*

Score! I must warn you though Joe, I don't always play nice

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over a year ago

"https://youtu.be/HaZDiKRT1is

Some mistake, surely?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8A03mO5j2Sk"

come now Joe

https://youtu.be/h7j8wa9sWOE

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"https://youtu.be/HaZDiKRT1is

Some mistake, surely?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8A03mO5j2Sk

come now Joe

https://youtu.be/h7j8wa9sWOE"

Again, like this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4T3tMkjRig

We're at 6s and 7s tonight.

Good thing I'm in an outstanding mood

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over a year ago

"https://youtu.be/HaZDiKRT1is

Some mistake, surely?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8A03mO5j2Sk

come now Joe

https://youtu.be/h7j8wa9sWOE

Again, like this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4T3tMkjRig

We're at 6s and 7s tonight.

Good thing I'm in an outstanding mood

night Joe... we'll always have September

https://youtu.be/f8AvvaC8sZk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ladies' ''Ming-ometer" is already in overdrive - many a randomer has me blocked already so I don't need to tell them I'm a minger - they've worked it out for themselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soo being skinny makes you ugly then shocking that is

me I'm 10 stone yeah that's kind of skinny but still we're all beautiful in one way or another I'd probably suggest having an open mind OP

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over a year ago

"The ladies' ''Ming-ometer" is already in overdrive - many a randomer has me blocked already so I don't need to tell them I'm a minger - they've worked it out for themselves "

I'm sure they've blocked you because you're too beautiful to behold Dan. As Sinead O'Connor sang...."Nothing Compares to U".

*trots off on aforementioned old nag, (battery) charger in hand*

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over a year ago

"Minging in what context though?

nob pics

bald heads

beards

skinny

erudite

charming

semi-articulate

potentially dangerous

you know... "minging"

So a bald head makes you minging nowadays? Charming

youre definitely not a minger xx

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By *edRidingWolfCouple
over a year ago

Lydney

I'll just pop Wolf in here then.

Big, Bald n bearded

Definite minger

Red x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a disgrace to human nature

And proud

As for being blocked by highlighting my self

To be fair

It's probably too late

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over a year ago

"Minging in what context though?

nob pics

bald heads

beards

skinny

erudite

charming

semi-articulate

potentially dangerous

you know... "minging"

But I love beards!!! I don't agree with your definition of minging kind sir... "

Beards???

That's hit me deep down where it hurts

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By *edRidingWolfCouple
over a year ago

Lydney

"beer bellies count as minging imo

No! They make a good head rest."

Ohhh yes they do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I need to post in here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some of us ladies love a cock pic.

Besides, paper bags were invented for a reason, and not just to hide booze in!

Hi, I suppose I'm a 2 bagger, incase 1 falls off. Jim

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over a year ago

"The ladies' ''Ming-ometer" is already in overdrive - many a randomer has me blocked already so I don't need to tell them I'm a minger - they've worked it out for themselves

I'm sure they've blocked you because you're too beautiful to behold Dan. As Sinead O'Connor sang...."Nothing Compares to U".

*trots off on aforementioned old nag, (battery) charger in hand*"

yeah that'll be it

I'll keep telling myself that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr here reporting in:

nob pics? check

beard? laziness stubble

skinny? you betcha

erudite? kind of

charming? when I can be bothered

semi-articulate? indubitably

potentially dangerous? only to the wrong people.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Wtf have you started here Pauly?!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Repulsives assemble!

Can I be Hawkeye? Please?

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By *eardedSilverFoxMan
over a year ago

Colchester

"Minging in what context though?

nob pics

bald heads

beards

skinny

erudite

charming

semi-articulate

potentially dangerous

you know... "minging"

But I love beards!!! I don't agree with your definition of minging kind sir... "

Mmmmm you love beards Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wtf have you started here Pauly?!?!

Wasn't me...

I just wanted a thread that I could post 175 messages in...s'not my fault people joined in... and anyway Joe started it

Wasn't here, never done nuffink, no one seed me do it so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noone minging on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have hair and no beard, does this mean I'm pretty?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have hair and no beard, does this mean I'm pretty?

Achingly *swoon*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have hair and no beard, does this mean I'm pretty?

Kinky and me are choosing a frock for you on Sunday... purrrrty boy... go start an "all the purrrrty boys" thread... this is my minger thread... everyone's ruined it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have hair and no beard, does this mean I'm pretty?

Achingly *swoon*"

Oh you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have hair and no beard, does this mean I'm pretty?

Kinky and me are choosing a frock for you on Sunday... purrrrty boy... go start an "all the purrrrty boys" thread... this is my minger thread... everyone's ruined it!"

Oh dear god. She won't let that idea go.

I might just do that.

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By *iver2015Woman
over a year ago

middlesbrough

With all due respect. That list was crap.

Minging men

Say they're going to leave the site because you politely decline them (I don't care).

Only have dick pics from various angles and in settings (I've seen it once, I don't need to see it in a meadow).

Send a introductory message such as "I wanna impregnate you" or "send me your knickers to wank over"

Kindly leave the beards out of it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"With all due respect. That list was crap.

Minging men

Say they're going to leave the site because you politely decline them (I don't care).

Only have dick pics from various angles and in settings (I've seen it once, I don't need to see it in a meadow).

Send a introductory message such as "I wanna impregnate you" or "send me your knickers to wank over"

Kindly leave the beards out of it

Still waiting for those knickers...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So this is where all the cool mingers are hanging out...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With all due respect. That list was crap.

Minging men

Say they're going to leave the site because you politely decline them (I don't care).

Only have dick pics from various angles and in settings (I've seen it once, I don't need to see it in a meadow).

Send a introductory message such as "I wanna impregnate you" or "send me your knickers to wank over"

Kindly leave the beards out of it

Still waiting for those knickers...

Were mine not good enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So this is where all the cool mingers are hanging out...

Go back to the good looking forum where you belong

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By *iver2015Woman
over a year ago

middlesbrough

" Still waiting for those knickers...

You only sent me enough money for a 2nd class stamp

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So this is where all the cool mingers are hanging out...

Too "hip"....

Please use the thread exit provided, thank you for staring at the mingers, the management would like to remind you to deposit the 3d specs in the tray provided

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By *inky BunnyMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Dear Pauly can you please add to your list the iny weeny teeny weeny shrivelled little short dick men?

I don't wish to be controversial or anything, mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So this is where all the cool mingers are hanging out...

Too "hip"....

Please use the thread exit provided, thank you for staring at the mingers, the management would like to remind you to deposit the 3d specs in the tray provided "

duly noted

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By *iffraffMan
over a year ago

Gloucester

Minger here. Not wanted but available

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By *is_Collared_SubWoman
over a year ago

London

My partner is skinny with a beard. Just blocked him

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By *edRidingWolfCouple
over a year ago

Lydney

"I have hair and no beard, does this mean I'm pretty?

Of course you're pretty

Now can I hold your plaits while I ride you like a Blackpool donkey?

(I've always wanted to say that.... don't judge me)

Red x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now can I hold your plaits while I ride you like a Blackpool donkey?"

I'm stealing that chat up line!

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over a year ago

"I have hair and no beard, does this mean I'm pretty?

Of course you're pretty

Now can I hold your plaits while I ride you like a Blackpool donkey?

(I've always wanted to say that.... don't judge me)

Red x

Yes. Just yes.

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over a year ago

"Minging in what context though?

nob pics

bald heads

beards

skinny

erudite

charming

semi-articulate

potentially dangerous

you know... "minging"

i happen to to like boiled eggs

oh you said bold heads i must go to specsaves

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I have hair and no beard, does this mean I'm pretty?

Of course you're pretty

Now can I hold your plaits while I ride you like a Blackpool donkey?

(I've always wanted to say that.... don't judge me)

Red x

Yes. Just yes. "
it was wolf really

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By *edRidingWolfCouple
over a year ago

Lydney

"I have hair and no beard, does this mean I'm pretty?

Of course you're pretty

Now can I hold your plaits while I ride you like a Blackpool donkey?

(I've always wanted to say that.... don't judge me)

Red x

Yes. Just yes. it was wolf really

Wolf on the forums?

Only on a full moon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My partner is skinny with a beard. Just blocked him

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over a year ago

"With all due respect. That list was crap.

Minging men

Say they're going to leave the site because you politely decline them (I don't care).

Only have dick pics from various angles and in settings (I've seen it once, I don't need to see it in a meadow).

Send a introductory message such as "I wanna impregnate you" or "send me your knickers to wank over"

Kindly leave the beards out of it

"In a meadow" had me creased

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By *loppsyWoman
over a year ago

marlow

I love a bald head

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love a bald head "

Well hello there...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im bald and I have a beard... oh and I'm long sighted so wear specs...

That's me totally screwed.

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"So, theres a lot of moaning on the forums about everybody not being suitable for someone and yadadayada (I was going to write something profound, couldn't be arse)... so as a service to the drop-dead gorgeous ladies of fab; and the super couples; I thought all the minging blokes could post in this thread and then the couples/ladies can just whizz through and block en-masse...

Now this is going to get really embarrassing if I am the only one in this thread... isn't it "

no your not the only one going to post in this post OP

I'm in so getting blocking away people

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Why do people feel the need to class themselves as mingers etc...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Minging in what context though?

nob pics

bald heads

beards

skinny

erudite

charming

semi-articulate

potentially dangerous

you know... "minging"

Bald heads and beards???

How does that constitute to a guy being minging???

Isn't that style preference??

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over a year ago

"Minging in what context though?

nob pics

bald heads

beards

skinny

erudite

charming

semi-articulate

potentially dangerous

you know... "minging"

Feck am fecked I got a bald shaved head and grow a goatee beard. Off to the minging corner I go."

Looks like I'm joining you.

Party in the minging corner if anyone is interested

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"Why do people feel the need to class themselves as mingers etc..."

because it saves other people doing it for us

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

Op have you ever met a man before your list is a perfect description of the male species.

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