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By *issLiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

south east

If someone came into your house and escape routes etc... or is it just me?

I'm a single mum so I always wonder if it's safer to get the kids out of the house with risk of them being known about and caught or get them to hide? And do I hide with or attack and distract while they hide?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me too and I think the same thing if there's a fire. Different escape routes depending on where the fire is. Oh the joys of trying keeping kids from harm and scaring yourself while trying to get to sleep

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Run upstairs and hide in the closet. The one with the louvre doors.

Always works.

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah. I doubt anyone would be stupid enough to come into our house in any case, as we have two large dogs. But if it comes down to it, I wouldn't be running.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

When I had windows replaced recently, they asked me to nominate an "escape window" that opens enough to allow me out in case of fire, a requirement it seems.

"All of them, of course!"

If it happens, your instincts will kick in - hope you never find out, just as I hope I never need the half a pool cue behind the bedroom door....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i know how to kick someone down the stairs, and jump on their head. my kids are all feisty little shits like me too, i'm fine here.

do think about who is cleaning up after though...

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London


"If someone came into your house and escape routes etc... or is it just me?

I'm a single mum so I always wonder if it's safer to get the kids out of the house with risk of them being known about and caught or get them to hide? And do I hide with or attack and distract while they hide? "

I didn't, until someone broke in one winter and then it was really rainy and windy. I would sleep with the phone in my hand -- there was no way out and I called the police a few times because the building wasn't secure (for anyone on the politics thread, this wasn't in Croydon)

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By *ightfall79Man
over a year ago

Dunbartonshire

When stayed with ex and kids we had plans set out for the scenario if anyone was to break into the house.

She was to go in one room with all the kids and a mobile phone while I did whatever it took to fend off or delay the intruder/s from getting upstairs.

Always thought it safe to have a plan set in place for something that may never happen.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

i wouldn't mess with me in a dark alley with bad intent...and waking me up while sleeping, the'yd be bloody stupid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fire escape routes i try to plan. if you've ever tried to break a double glazed window you'll know it aint easy!

Intruders i tend to think of grabbing my kids and barricading us in a room.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd make em a cup of tea... it's a fair old hike to get here...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I try not to think about it, but I have thought about what I would do. Any intruder intent on harming people would be a hard opponent; I'd probably try to keep them at bay while my daughter got the children out.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"If someone came into your house and escape routes etc... or is it just me?

I'm a single mum so I always wonder if it's safer to get the kids out of the house with risk of them being known about and caught or get them to hide? And do I hide with or attack and distract while they hide? "

Don't need to escape with marshal arts lol

but the 1 braking in mite want to lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sometimes wonder how inconvenient it would be if someone tried to rob me while I was in the shower.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If someone came into your house and escape routes etc... or is it just me?

I'm a single mum so I always wonder if it's safer to get the kids out of the house with risk of them being known about and caught or get them to hide? And do I hide with or attack and distract while they hide?

Don't need to escape with marshal arts lol

but the 1 braking in mite want to lol"

My friends husband got mugged once. Well they tried, he was a black belt in karate and broke the muggers wrist in self defence

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Well most people break into your house to burgle not murder so id stay quiet in bed.

Fire, got that covered biggest problem would be getting the cats out.

But ive got my safty covered for the first time i have a new guy back, but im not giving those secrets away

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I would hide my little people and then go find the bastard armed with a bat and pepper spray

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would hide my little people and then go find the bastard armed with a bat and pepper spray "

fruit or pipistrel?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just to warn people never have a weapon in your bedroom like a knife or a baseball bat because it's classed as premeditated and not self defence. Objects that could possibly be laying around that could double as a weapon are the best to have. I have a lighter and can of deodorant so it would be flame thrower to the face till they get the fuck out of my house.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

My plan is to build a machine that enlarges living organisms. Then I'm going to put the big friendly ferret in it and make him into Rottweiler size. Then if anyone breaks into the house I'll just set the ferret on them

Either that or hide under the bed and hope the dogs scare them off...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To all the ladies above....a shovel is your new best friend after your toyfriend

Hits and hides the mess after

Ask the last guy that broke in to my house...if you can find him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do have a heavy dildo in the drawer, i'd beat them about the mush with that till they sodded off.

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By *issLiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

south east

I'm only thinking this as I was in the bath tonight and heard some noises, got freaked out. So I was walking round the house in a towel with cillit bang and nail clippers for protection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to think of someone broke in i'd be stood at the top of the stairs naked and wanking, telling them I'd been waiting for them allllll night

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"I'm only thinking this as I was in the bath tonight and heard some noises, got freaked out. So I was walking round the house in a towel with cillit bang and nail clippers for protection "

The thought of you wandering around with only a towel on and your clit going bang?

I'm in

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By *ightfall79Man
over a year ago

Dunbartonshire


"I do have a heavy dildo in the drawer, i'd beat them about the mush with that till they sodded off."

I am in fits of laughter at the image in my head right now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do have a heavy dildo in the drawer, i'd beat them about the mush with that till they sodded off."
reminds me of lock stock and two smoking barrels.

'He then proceeded to beat poor smiffy to death with a 14 inch black rubber dildo'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like to think of someone broke in i'd be stood at the top of the stairs naked and wanking, telling them I'd been waiting for them allllll night "

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'd like to think of someone broke in i'd be stood at the top of the stairs naked and wanking, telling them I'd been waiting for them allllll night "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Impressive..This is how it's done folks

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"If someone came into your house and escape routes etc... or is it just me?

I'm a single mum so I always wonder if it's safer to get the kids out of the house with risk of them being known about and caught or get them to hide? And do I hide with or attack and distract while they hide?

Don't need to escape with marshal arts lol

but the 1 braking in mite want to lol

My friends husband got mugged once. Well they tried, he was a black belt in karate and broke the muggers wrist in self defence "

I bet thay never tried agen lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd wait for the intruder to get in the front door then one inch punch him right through it leaving a man shaped hole while also screaming "WOOOOSAIIII!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just to warn people never have a weapon in your bedroom like a knife or a baseball bat because it's classed as premeditated and not self defence. Objects that could possibly be laying around that could double as a weapon are the best to have. I have a lighter and can of deodorant so it would be flame thrower to the face till they get the fuck out of my house. "

A standard ball point pen is extremely effective with a single blow when directed at the correct area apparently...

xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just to warn people never have a weapon in your bedroom like a knife or a baseball bat because it's classed as premeditated and not self defence. Objects that could possibly be laying around that could double as a weapon are the best to have. I have a lighter and can of deodorant so it would be flame thrower to the face till they get the fuck out of my house.

A standard ball point pen is extremely effective with a single blow when directed at the correct area apparently...

xx"

Rock, paper, scissors lol

A shovel again is a house hold object and if questioned about why it was in my bedroom well....thwack. no questions...no problems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just to warn people never have a weapon in your bedroom like a knife or a baseball bat because it's classed as premeditated and not self defence. Objects that could possibly be laying around that could double as a weapon are the best to have. I have a lighter and can of deodorant so it would be flame thrower to the face till they get the fuck out of my house.

A standard ball point pen is extremely effective with a single blow when directed at the correct area apparently...

xx

Rock, paper, scissors lol

A shovel again is a house hold object and if questioned about why it was in my bedroom well....thwack. no questions...no problems"

Norman Bates style thwack Psycho II ...

xx

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village


"If someone came into your house and escape routes etc... or is it just me?

I'm a single mum so I always wonder if it's safer to get the kids out of the house with risk of them being known about and caught or get them to hide? And do I hide with or attack and distract while they hide? "

The thoughts never crossed my mind and now i cant stop thinking about it. Its going to be a long sleepless night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just to warn people never have a weapon in your bedroom like a knife or a baseball bat because it's classed as premeditated and not self defence. Objects that could possibly be laying around that could double as a weapon are the best to have. I have a lighter and can of deodorant so it would be flame thrower to the face till they get the fuck out of my house.

A standard ball point pen is extremely effective with a single blow when directed at the correct area apparently...

xx

Rock, paper, scissors lol

A shovel again is a house hold object and if questioned about why it was in my bedroom well....thwack. no questions...no problems

Norman Bates style thwack Psycho II ...

xx"

Lol what became of him?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm only thinking this as I was in the bath tonight and heard some noises, got freaked out. So I was walking round the house in a towel with cillit bang and nail clippers for protection "

Sounds like a wet dream I once had

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worry about it when and if it happens, lifes way to short and precious to be thinking about possible scenarios like someone entering your home,

But seeing as you ask firstly i would start by offering them a cuppa and maybe some cake

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"Nah. I doubt anyone would be stupid enough to come into our house in any case, as we have two large dogs. But if it comes down to it, I wouldn't be running."

We don't even lock our door usually, it would save feeding the dog (Akita) for a few days

S

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I'm only thinking this as I was in the bath tonight and heard some noises, got freaked out. So I was walking round the house in a towel with cillit bang and nail clippers for protection "

Haha cillit bang in the face, that'd send em running!

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By *emini1637Woman
over a year ago

Warwickshire

I think about it a lot, I live in a first floor flat and my room and my childs room are on opposite sides of the landing and it scares me that they might get to them before I could

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By *uddlybear2015Man
over a year ago

BEDFORD


"I would hide my little people and then go find the bastard armed with a bat and pepper spray

fruit or pipistrel? "

Got to be fruit, everytime, feisty buggers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Instings. I've watched enough horror films to know how to survive.

Hide under the bed. When they don't find you and then watch there feet leave the room....asume they will apear at the other side of the bed.

Then....stab to the eye.!

I've got it all planned.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I sometimes wonder how inconvenient it would be if someone tried to rob me while I was in the shower."

Don't worry bro, I'd only steal yer cheese & biscuits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always

Have my mobile next to the bed ..i am a light sleeper so wake to anything

Whereas small ones and hubby are heavy sleepers and dont feckin wake to anything ...not even to when i am vaccuming ...how very dare they

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