FabSwingers.com forum: Discrete....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

... I mean that's what I am supposed to be right?

So..... yesterday I ordered some "specialist" condoms from Amazon... I have to do this as, well anyway... I have to do this. However in my rush to order I forgot to check the delivery address. ....

Which explains why I have just had to WhatsApp my sister (last recipient of a gift from me through Amazon (a hedgehog house)) and explain why she has a box of 36 German engineered condoms... needless to say she is pissing herself and the family WhatsApp group is aflame..

Oh dear... I need a day back...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DOH!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg hilarious!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just been informed they have arrived!! Yay!! Thank god for prime

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Vorsprung durch tecnik

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Specialist in which way?

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell her you use them as plant waterers, fill them with water, prick a whole in them, and put them in a hole in the soil, the water runs out slowly, and that's the only brand that won't split in the soil.

And then add thery are great for ass fucking too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Specialist in which way?

Latex interwoven with carbon fibre for aerodynamics, strength, and speed.

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By *inaryGuyMan
over a year ago

Near the River

Just say that you were considering having unprotected sex as everyone is doing it, but a mate convinced you to stay safe.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did they get delivered to your sisters with "GERMAN ENGINEERED CONDOMS" stamped in big red letters on the packaging?

Or did your sister open a discreetly packaged parcel addressed to you and found out the contents?

Or would she have been none the wiser had you just said a delivery was on its way, I'll come and collect it later?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I had to post this here to complete my humiliation it only seemed fair... they are specialist in that the manufacturer provides a handy guide to ensure a nice fit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did they get delivered to your sisters with "GERMAN ENGINEERED CONDOMS" stamped in big red letters on the packaging?

Or did your sister open a discreetly packaged parcel addressed to you and found out the contents?

Or would she have been none the wiser had you just said a delivery was on its way, I'll come and collect it later?

Point taken... but my family like a giggle as much as the next person. As the aforementioned hedgehog house had been addressed to her.. I was a little concerned that these were also addressed to her and she might have thought her hubby was up to shenanigans... hence my honesty (and family hilarity) I apologise for not being discrete...

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Are you cock waving again?

Hey look at me bragging about my penis and special condoms

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you cock waving again?

Hey look at me bragging about my penis and special condoms

Obviously! I just thought it was rather funny. I have no secrets, even fewer now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You giant cock, you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

36? A quiet week in Devon then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did they get delivered to your sisters with "GERMAN ENGINEERED CONDOMS" stamped in big red letters on the packaging?

Or did your sister open a discreetly packaged parcel addressed to you and found out the contents?

Or would she have been none the wiser had you just said a delivery was on its way, I'll come and collect it later?

ha, sorry I read my post back and it sounded a lot harsher than it was meant to!

I'm sure the next family get together will be a blast, they'll never let you live it down!

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

And ain't it spelt discreet?

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

Stand up and be proud..... Oh I see you are.

Anyway good sexual health is next to good dental health... They should be happy with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... I mean that's what I am supposed to be right?

So..... yesterday I ordered some "specialist" condoms from Amazon... I have to do this as, well anyway... I have to do this. However in my rush to order I forgot to check the delivery address. ....

Oh dear... I need a day back...

I'm having a crappy afternoon but i'm revelling in your awkward agony. Sorry not sorry!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Are you cock waving again?

Hey look at me bragging about my penis and special condoms

Obviously! I just thought it was rather funny. I have no secrets, even fewer now! "

It's good that Amazon caters for all of your prick needs fella

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And ain't it spelt discreet?"

I was trying to appeal to the forum majority... again apologies

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By *W69Couple
over a year ago

Bournemouth

Oops

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"Are you cock waving again?

Hey look at me bragging about my penis and special condoms

Obviously! I just thought it was rather funny. I have no secrets, even fewer now!

It's good that Amazon caters for all of your prick needs fella

Premium johnny supplier I am

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"And ain't it spelt discreet?

I was trying to appeal to the forum majority... again apologies "

Just pulling your (3rd) leg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry this really made us both laugh lots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant

thanks for the laugh

Miss at x

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

#firstworldproblems

;)

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are these special German self driving condoms?

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